3:13 PM 6/19/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Spongebob Squarepants"
Spongebob: Patrick, to win an award you have to do something.
Patrick: I wanna defeat the giant monkey-man and save the 9th dimension!
Spongebob: Me too! But start smaller.
Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkey-man and save the 5th dimension?
Spongebob: (gets smaller) Smaller.
Patrick: Doctor.
Spongebob: (gets even smaller) Smaller
Patrick: Fireman.
Spongebob: (dinky) The smallest you can think of!
Patrick: I'm gonna get a job at the Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Yeah!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: I picked this quote the second I saw the words "giant monkey-man" and "little monkey-man" in the episode.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: It reminded me of you two.
Goku: (touched) Aww, am I REALLY giant!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) In your own special way.
Vegeta: (groans as he pulls himself out of the rubble which used to be the 2nd & 3rd rows) Ohhhh! My head! (looks down at
the rose in his mouth) Stupid flower I outta--
Goku: (squeals) VEGGIE'S OH-KAY!
Vegeta: YIPE! [pulls his head back under the rubble]
Goku: (sing-song voice) O' lit-tle Veh-gee! Where are you my lil tango partner?
Vegeta: I'm dead! Go away!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Really?
Vegeta: REALLY!
Goku: (sneakily) I guess you don't wanna get your special present then.
Vegeta: [pokes his head out] What special present? Is it expensive?
Goku: (nods) Oh yes, very expensive and very special.
Vegeta: (suspious) Just for me?
Goku: (sweetly) Just for you!
Vegeta: [hops out and teleports infront of him] Alright then! Tell me, is this dance short?
[Chu & Son try to stifle their laughter]
Goku: Heeheehee, SHORT. [points to Veggie] HEEHEEEHEEHEEEHHEE!!!!
Vegeta: ... (blinks) Shor--[looks down at himself] --t. (sarcasm) Alright, I asked for THAT one. Now let's get this done!
Goku: YAY! [grabs Veggie and pulls him into Tango position] (giggles) Veggie ready?
Vegeta: (gulps) (nervous) YOUR CHEEKS TOO CLOSE! PULL AWAY!
Goku: Silly Veggie! This is how it is supposed to look. (grins) I should know. I tango with Chi-chan all the time!
Vegeta: Ahh yes, the WITCH. (narrows his eyes) How I despise her...AND TAKE OFF THAT BAKA HAT! IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL!
Goku: (proud of himself) Well too bad cuz you are going to have to live with it little Veggie.
Chuquita: (cheering) THAT'S IT SON-SAN! YOU TELL HIM!
Vegeta: SHUT UP YOU!
Chuquita: I smell mutiny.
Goku: I smell Veggie, and it smells like pork-chops!
Vegeta: (laughs nervous) Heh-heh, well, uh, heh, thank you. (blushes lightly)
Goku: (smiles) Shall I lead or do you want to?
Vegeta: To what?
Goku: [takes several steps forward, causing Veggie to follow him as they reach the edge of the set] [both stop] Now wasn't
that fun?
Vegeta: Yes, I guess in it's own odd way. (perks up) Oh well! That's the end of that! I'm ready for my gift now. [pulls away
only to have Son pull him right back] HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!
Goku: (giggles) Veggie we're not done yet. We have to go back the other way.
Vegeta: Well, that shouldn't be so har--AHHH! [Son twirls him around and stops Veggie halfway] (nauseous) Wahh! My stomach.
EEP! [Son grabs him and they start walking again] (smirks) You know Kakarrotto, I bet we could walk right off this set and
teleport somewhere else right now if we wanted to.
Goku: (grins) Aww Veggie you're so silly, [dips Veggie slightly, then continues] we haven't finished dancing yet. (sniffles)
Whatsa matter? Don't you like dancing with me?
Vegeta: (glows bright red) I--I, uh-- [changes the subject] Say are those real grapes in your hat?
Goku: Yep! (to audiance & Veggie] READY FOR THE BIG FINALE FOLKS!
Audiance: YEAH!
Vegeta: (frightened) NO!
Goku: [spins Veggie then tosses him into the air only to catch him a moment later; tosses Veggie's rose to the floor]
*SMOOOOCH*! [pulls away] Hee-hee-hee.
Vegeta: (speechless) ... (shrieks suddenly) AAAAAHHHHH! KAKO-COOTIES! IN MY MOUTH!!! [pulls out his tongue] AAH DA DETHESH
ETH SPREDIGNTH!!! [glares at Son] KAKARROTTO YOU BAKAYARO! WHERE DID YOU GET _THAT_ IDEA! THAT WAS NO GIFT IT'S A CURSE!!!
Goku: Heehee, [pulls out a paper of the reviews from last fic] Veggie-smooches part of the reviewer suggestion!
Vegeta: (glows) Oh....was it...heh-heh, really. So that wasn't your own personal ide....I see. [rubs the back of his head,
mortified] (angry) WELL THAT STILL DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GOING TO BLAST YOU FOR THAT! [forms a ball of ki in his hand]
Goku: AHH! VEH-GEE! [lets go of him, dropping Veggie to the floor]
Vegeta: GRRRRRR--
[side-door exit blasts open]
Chi-Chi: (enraged) GOKU WHERE DID YOU PUT MY GRAPES--oh my God. (shock) WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Vegeta: (causes his ball of ki to disappear) (turns his head up at the sky) (smiles) Thank you. [gets up] (innocently) Why
Onna, what are YOU doing here?
Chi-Chi: Listen "Fernando", I just came here to get my grapes and my husband, both of which HAPPEN TO BE WEARING THAT
RIDICULOUS COSTUME!!!
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Oh boy, here we go. [re-winds her camera] Oh well, I should be able to get a few good shots of
Chi-Chi decking Veggie across the face on this roll.
Vegeta: Why Kakarrotto-chan and I are dance partners, didn't you know that?
Goku: (grins) Veggie-dancing is FUN Chi-chan!
Chi-Chi: (skeptic) Really?
Vegeta: Really. (smirks) You'll NEVER GUESS what Kakay gave me at the end of our little duet Tango together.
Chi-Chi: You TANGOED with that ouji! YOU KNOW HE'S PLOTTING TO DESTROY US ALL SOMEDAY AND YOU LET YOURSELF GET SUCKED INTO
HIS OUJI-LIKE MADNESS--
Goku: Actually, Chi-chan. I led.
Chi-Chi: [slaps herself on the face] I don't even want to know...
Vegeta: Silly Onna, you never let me finish my sentence.
Chi-Chi: Oh you'll get a sentence alright, 10-20 YEARS!
Vegeta: Tsk tsk, you shouldn't let your temper rise so high or you might NEVER get any Kaka-smooches ever again.
Chi-Chi: WHY YOU--waitaminute, smooches?!
Vegeta: Yup. I bet you any amount of money my breath smells like fish now.
Chi-Chi: Fi--mouth---AHHHHHH!!!! YOU---KISS---ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-- (ki flashes around her in all directions) I'LL KILL YOU YOU
EVIL LITTLE MONSTER!!!!!!
Vegeta: (snorts) Surrrrre you will. (eyes widen to see a HUGE ball of ki infront of his face) --uh oh.
Chi-Chi: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: CHI-CHI NO!!
**BOOM**
[Please Stand By] (cheesy music plays in the backround)
Summary: Vegeta actually proves Goku's so called kako-germs really exist. When the little creatures realize who's watching
them they spring for a new home on the saiyajin prince. How will Veggie get rid of them? What happens when he decides to
NOT get rid of them? Will Goku be germ-less forever? Based on a comic strip I wrote.
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" AH-HAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED!! " Chi-Chi laughed triumphantly as she stood infront of Vegeta's bedroom door holding
the flamethrower over her shoulder, " YOU SHALL DIE THIS DAY OUJI-BOY! " she pulled a lever on the flamethrower, sending out
a 6 foot high wall of blue fire that burned the door to a crisp. Chi-Chi gulped, " Go-chan? " she bit her lip, " Ouji? "
" Heeheeheehahahahahaheeeheeeha! " two excitable giggles responded. Chi-Chi stood her ground.
" Wow Veggie, I've never done THIS before. " Goku's voice said happily.
" I TOLD you you'd have fun, Kakay. " Vegeta's responded.
" THAT CLINCHED IT!! " Chi-Chi lept into the room, " DIE OUJI! " she pointed her flamethrower in the direction of
the sounds, she opened one eye to see what was infront of her.
" Hi Chi-chan! " Goku waved, " Me-n-Veggie are painting each other! " he said. Both saiyajins had various doodles
on their arms and faces. Goku had several on his back and a smiley face on his tummy. His gi top was dipped in one of the
paints for use as a brush.
" GAH! " Chi-Chi fell to the ground, animé style. She shouted at Vegeta, " WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!!! "
" I'm painting Kakarrot, can't you tell? " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" But--you said--and the-- "
" I said I was going to paint him, I didn't say a picture. " he shook his head.
" I got to paint Veggie too! " Goku pointed to the childishly painted crown on the ouji's arm, " See. Now everyone
will know Veggie is royalty! "
" And now everyone will know who Kakay belongs to. " Vegeta smirked, pointing to some hieroglyphical-ish writings
on Goku's arms and back.
" What IS that? " Chi-Chi walked up to them, " It's not English, that's for sure. "
" It's saiyajinese! " Goku said happily.
" Saiyajinese?? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow.
" The saiyajin form of your "written word". " Vegeta proudly explained.
" Yeah, but no one can read or understand what these say except you! " Chi-Chi said, then slapped herself on the
forehead, " Stupid me, that's the point, isn't it Vegeta? "
The ouji clapped, " Give her a hand Kakarrot. "
Goku reached out and shook Chi-Chi's hand, " I can't give it to you but if you borrow it for a while you have to
promise to give it back before dinnertime. "
" ENOUGH!!! " Chi-Chi screamed, " We're going home! NOW! "
" But-but-but Chi-CHAAAAAAN!!! I am not done painting yet! " Goku whined.
" Yes, Kakarrotto-chan still hasn't painted my tummy yet, have you Kakay? " Vegeta smirked, lifting his smock & shirt
to show his stomach, " You said you'd draw a smiley face on my stomach too. "
" OH YOU SHUT UP! " Chi-Chi snapped, " You're just trying to keep him from going home aren't you! "
" Maybe. " Vegeta said plainly, then shrugged.
" Chi-chan look at the picture I painted! " Goku said joyfully, holding up a picture of himself, Chi-Chi, and Vegeta.
All smiling and standing on the grass with a sun in the backround, " Isn't it pretty? "
" Very pretty Kaka-chan! " Vegeta said, buttering him up. The larger saiyajin felt his face beginning to glow bright
red again. Goku laughed happily.
" Thank you little Veggie! " he grinned, causing the ouji himself to glow mildly.
" Any time... " Vegeta squeaked out, then tried to thump the red out of his face with smacking his hand against the
side of his head.
" It is a very nice picture Goku, but you know what would make it even better? " Chi-Chi asked, smiling.
" Noooooo? " Goku said impishly.
" Well, " Chi-Chi put her finger in the red paint, then crossed a big X over the Vegeta in the picture, " There!
Now it's perfect. "
" ERRR! OH YEAH! " Vegeta growled, then drew a blue mustache on the Chi-Chi in the picture's face, " How do you like
having facial hair, Onna! " he snickered.
" WHY YOU!! " Chi-Chi and Vegeta got to work messing up the pictures of each other in the painting, grunting angrily
as they did so. They stopped to reveal their doodled selves now completely hidden by meshes of different colored paint. Goku
looked down at his picture and sniffled.
" Veggie! Chi-chan! You ruined my picture! " he cried.
" Well I would have never done anything if ONNA had kept her opinons to herself. " Vegeta boasted, " Isn't that
right, powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna. "
Goku did a double take, " What?! "
" Nothing, just reading outloud in your Earth language what I painted on your back. " he stared at his handywork with
a little smile on his face.
" What's that mean translated? " Goku asked.
" He'll never tell us THAT. " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" That's right. " Vegeta said in a sing-song voice, " But I can tell you that it is a very endearing term in our
native tongue. "
" Awwwwww! I bet it says Veggie's big buddy! Doesn't it? " Goku grinned, proud.
" Uhhh--something like that. " Vegeta shrugged it off.
" "ENDEARING", eh? " Chi-Chi said suspicously.
" You'll never know. " Vegeta smirked.
" Veggie's keeping secrets. " Goku teased, chuckling.
" Yes, Veggie is, awoku wepzs waos koabszkia powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna Kakarrotto wapsve eouz u ouji. " Vegeta
rattled off patting Goku on the shoulder. The larger saiyajin just smiled in repsonse.
" Hey! I heard "ouji" and "Kakarrotto" in that phrase just now! What did you say to him! " Chi-Chi demanded.
" Something I'll probably never say to him in YOUR tongue. " Vegeta muttered. He perked up, " Say, Kakarrotto, as
long as I have your Kako-germs I might as well give YOU something in return, eh? "
Goku gasped with delight, " A big squishy hug and a shiny new bicycle? "
" ....what, NO! " Vegeta said, temporarily confused, he regained his ground, " How would you like me to teach you
how to speak saiyajinese, Kakarrotto? We could have private conversations in public and no one will know what we're saying! "
" *happy shriek* EEE! LIKE PIG LATIN!! " Goku grinned, " It o ound so ike lo a ot lo un fo eggie vo! "
" ....what? "
" Silly little buddy! " the large saiyajin hugged his small compainion, " Of course I will let you teach me how to
speak in Veggie-ese! "
" Saiyajinese, Kakarrot. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You call it what you wanna call it, and I'll call it what I think sounds cute! " he laughed, letting go of the ouji
, who turned bright red.
" You think "Veggie-ese" sounds cute? " he squeaked out.
" Yup! Very cute. "
" Well then, we'll call it Veggie-ese, oh-kay? " Vegeta smiled weakly.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, getting up off the bed.
" Lessons will start tommorow, so be up early alright? "
" I'm always up early Veggie. " Goku chuckled at the thought.
" Goku, we're leaving, NOW. " Chi-Chi threatened.
" Oh, oh-kay Chi-chan. " Goku said, then turned to Vegeta, " Veggie I'm gonna need my cooties back now. I have to go
home. "
" Wouldn't you rather sleep over? " the ouji smirked, " We can play all your stupid, I mean, silly Kaka-games and
rent some movies and eat junk food and-- "
" SLEEPOVERS WITH VEGGIE! " Goku squealed, then noticed the furious look on Chi-Chi's face and pouted, " No
Veggietime sleepovers for Chi-chan's Go-chan? " he sniffled.
" Not on his life. " she motioned to the ouji.
" Aww, that's too bad... " Goku mourned for 5 seconds, then pepped up again, " I guess I'm gonna have to get my germs
back then, huh Veggie. "
" But Kakay! They like living on ME! Who am I to depribe them of a kaka-cootie utopia? " Vegeta said.
" Veggie it's not just that, it's also, well, I don't think you could handle being a cootie host full-time. " Goku
said timidly, looking down at the ground.
" WHAT!!! ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT _STRONG_ ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR GERMS!? " Vegeta roared, enraged.
" No Veggie that's not it! " Goku waved his hands infront of the ouji, " It's just that, like you said, my cooties do
help keep me all happy inside, but they also kind of work as a softener. "
" Fabric or bleach? "
" ... " Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie I don't think you get it. "
" OF COURSE I GET IT! I ALWAYS GET IT! WHAT IS THERE NOT TO GET!!! "
" Uhh-- "
" No, I mean it, what is there not to get? " he asked.
" Veggie, you're a very, umm kind of emotionally bottled up person, you know. " Goku started out, " And a very
intellegent one too. " he paused.
" Go on, " Vegeta encourged him, flattered, " I'm a genius, continue continue, "
" Well.....Veggie do you know what it's like to wake up in the morning and feet the desperate need to hug the first
thing you see? "
" No, I can't say that I have. " Vegeta crossed his arms.
" Have you ever felt like skipping and twirling around your room for no good reason? "
" Nope. "
" Have you ever felt the urge to stuff your face with fish until it explodes? "
" My face or the fish? "
" ...doh! " Goku put his head in his hands, then peeked through his fingers, " Veggie, you're smart, but it's NOT
smart to keep my cooties in a completely different environment for too long! They're soft, you're hard. They're sweet, and
you can be a meanie sometimes. "
" So what! You and I used those fusion earrings and our fusion baby worked out just fine. " he shrugged.
" Yeah but that's not the same thing at all! My cooties are created to thrive on MY body, not YOURS! They have no
idea how to adjust to you! They'll keep doing what they do when I have them and if you keep them too long the fact that they
work on someone much larger than yourself means they'd turn your brain to mush within a couple DAYS! " Goku started to get
worried.
" Mush? " Vegeta's face turned a pale white.
" YES, MUSH! Veggie's not MADE to be all pepped up and sweet like I am! Besides I don't want you suffering any mental
tramas. " Goku gulped at the idea.
" Tramas?? " the ouji's face went from white to green.
" Trama, hmm? " Chi-Chi smirked, " On second thought, go ahead ouji, keep them on your body a few days and we'll see
what develops. I don't mind. "
" You don't mind because you want to see me lose MINE!!! " Vegeta glared at her, " Well I'll show you! I'll keep
these little Kako-orbs on my body for a couple days and PROVE to you that they won't change me a BIT! "
" VEGGIE NO! " Goku shouted.
" Think so? " Chi-Chi dared him. Both were now paying no attention to Goku, who was getting increasingly nervous.
" Yes, I think so. I think that if anything these little germs inject into my body it will allow me the power to
become even stronger than Kakarrotto himself and crush you all!!! " Vegeta laughed manically.
" Even me? " Goku gawked.
" NO, not you Kakay. I mean the rest of your little gang EXCEPT you. " Vegeta sighed, correcting him.
" Oh good. You had me scared there for a minute. " Goku laughed nervously, " But I know you'd never kill me, would ya
Veggie? "
" Of course not! " Vegeta shouted.
" Yay! I do love my Veggie. " Goku smiled, pleased. Vegeta felt the little green kaka-germs on him start to glow pink
and smacked his sides to stop them before his face went bright red, which it did anyway.
" Heh-heh-heh. Aww, Ka-keeee... " Vegeta put his hand behind his head, only to have Chi-Chi slap it along with the
back of his head.
" Don't you "aww kakay" him! " Chi-Chi snapped, " He's going home! "
" I could stay with little Veggie a bit longer... " Goku mused, trailing off.
" NO YOU WON'T! Now come on! " she grabbed his wrist, " I'm taking you home right now so we can wash those disgusting
ouji "love" phrases off your back and arms! "
" But Chi-chan, you don't know what Veggie's Veggie-letterings say? " Goku said, confused.
" I have an idea, believe me. " she grumbled.
" Alright. Goodbye then, Onna. " Vegeta smirked as they left the room, " I hope you know what you're doing, taking
Kakay away from his life source. " he pointed to himself.
" OH SHUDDUP OUJI! " Chi-Chi yelled, then slammed the door.
" Chi-chan? " Goku asked as they walked down the stairs, " You DO think Veggie's gonna be oh-kay with my cooties,
don't you? "
Chi-Chi rolled her eyes, " Heaven only knows, Goku. "
" URG!! I swear! Why won't these stupid things COME OFF! " Chi-Chi grunted as she tried to wash Goku's body-paintings
off for the umpteenth time, " I don't get it! That dum smiley face came off so easily! Why won't these stupid ouji marks do
the SAME! " she pointed to the strangely written phrases on Goku's back and arms.
" It might be cuz Veggie used a diffenent paint for that then what I used for the smiley face. " Goku suggested.
" ...he what? "
" Veggie used a special paint for those cuz he said those writings mean I'm VERY SPECIAL to my lil buddy. " he smiled
" Figures. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " Not that we even know WHAT these things say in the first place. I HATE the fact that
he has his own language! Ooh I wish I could read these things! " Chi-Chi soaked her sponge again in water, " Powueranbvlsve
owaj wauvna. Remind me to ask Bulma if she knows what that means next time she calls. "
" *RING*! "
" And there she is now. " Goku grinned as if on cue. Chi-Chi picked up the phone.
" Hello? "
" ... "
She covered the mouth of the phone, " Oh my God, you're RIGHT? " she gawked, then went back to the phone, " Yes, I'm
sorry? You were saying Bulma? "
" You'll never believe who went FISHING a half-hour ago. " Bulma's voice came from the phone, dryly.
Chi-Chi blinked, " Ouji? "
" My entire kitchen is stuffed with fish right now Chi-Chi. He's eating them. WHOLE. What did Goku say to him this
time? " she groaned.
" He didn't SAY anything. Vegeta just HAPPENS to be playing rent-a-home to Go-chan's cooties. He warned him they
might make that ouji act a bit weird. "
" *UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP* "
" What was THAT?! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" That was the sound of a saiyajin prince just finishing off his 300th raw fish. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Did someone say fish? " Goku popped his head up.
" Uh--::If he knows that EVIL LITTLE OUJI has fish he'll want to back there RIGHT NOW!::--no. No one said anything
about fish. " she laughed nervously, " I'm sure it's just a temporary side effect Bulma. " Chi-Chi said.
" I hope so. The kitchen REEKS of it. I'm not sure how much more I can take....and the weird thing is, Vegeta doesn't
even LIKE fish. He HATES it! Personally, I'm more of a chicken person myself, but-- "
" Bulma can I ask you a question? " Chi-Chi interupted.
" Sure, anything. "
" What does "powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna" mean in English? "
Bulma blinked, " That's saiyajin, isn't it? "
" You've heard the ouji say it before? " Chi-Chi asked, surprised.
" Urm, yes. Why do you want to know what it means? " she rubbed her forehead.
" Ouji painted it along with two other terms on Goku's back and arms. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " So, do you know what that
is, roughly translated. "
" Hold on, I have a book of saiyajin phrases and things. " Bulma said, grabbing a book of the shelf and flipping
through the pages.
" Where did you buy THAT? "
" I didn't. I decided to make one after I had a heated argument with genius over there and halfway through he began
yelling at him in his native language and refused to speak "Earthish" for a full two days. My GOD it was like living with a
rabbit or a cat or something! Ahh! Here's the page. "powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna".... " her eyes went wide.
" ... "
" ... "
" Well? Bulma? "
" So! Chi-Chi, how's the weather been down there for you guys. I heard there was some rain yesterday. "
" DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!! NOW WHAT DOES IT SAY!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
" Umm, you don't really want to know what it means. You'd rather not. " Bulma responded.
" Why? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" You'd probably come bursting in here in a demonic rage and kill half the inhabitants of West City including me and
Vegeta. "
" Aww, now I wouldn't do that. " Chi-Chi said kindly, " NOW WHAT DOES IT SAY!!! "
" Nothing you would be interested in hearing. " Bulma gulped.
" It says something like "Ouji's Love Slave" doesn't it? "
" That's classified. I'm sorry. Call back later. Heheheheheheheh.....heh...*click*! " Bulma hung up, then re-read the
translation to the phrase, " VEGETA WILL YOU COME HERE! "
" Mmpha mpmh? " the ouji walked over to her, his cheeks full of fish.
" Vegeta did you write this on Goku's back? " she said, pointing to the phrase.
He swallowed, " Maybe....maybe not. " Vegeta smirked.
" Just answer the question. "
" Yes, yes I did. And it DESERVES to go there, because, you see, being royalty is a lonely job and-- "
" --whatever. " Bulma sweatdropped, cutting him off.
" Maybe it'll just rub off on its own. " Goku said as he and Chi-Chi sat in the kitchen.
" HOPEFULLY. Still, I should buy some paint remover in the morning " she nodded. Goku's eyes fluttered open and shut.
" Ohhhhhhh... " he groaned. Chi-Chi paused.
" The "missing germs" thing is starting to effect you again? Isn't it sweetie? "
" Kinda. " Goku mumbled, then yawned, " Maybe I should get some sleep first. "
" That's right. Take a nap. I'm sure you'll feel much better once you're refreshed and ready to go! " Chi-Chi smiled.
Goku wobbled to his bedroom.
" I hope you're right Chi-chan. I don't think I could stand living like this for very much longer. "
" Well do not worry Go-chan, because I'm sure that ouji cannot live with them for very much longer either. " she
tried to comfort him.
" Aww, thanks Chi-chan. " he smiled contently.
" Anytime Goku. "
" Wake up! WAKE UP! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP PLEASE WAKE UP!!! " a loud voice sobbed from the darkness.
" Uhhhh...? " Goku slowly opened his eyes, " Whapha wha? "
" Oh Go-chan you're ALIVE! " Chi-Chi cried as she hugged him, " I've been trying to wake you up for HOURS! I thought
you had died or something terrible like that! "
" Chi-Chi what time is it? " Goku mumbled, feeling excruciatingly tired.
" 11:30. "
" ELEVEN THIRTY!!! " he gawked, " AHH! I COMPLETELY MISSED BREAKFAST NOT TO MENTION FISHING AND ALL MY MORNING TV
SHOWS AND VEGGIE'S PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND--and I feel so sleepy... " he eyes began to close again.
" NO! No you're not tired! You're not sleepy! " Chi-Chi said, scared. She shook him back and forth to keep him awake,
" Oh Goku you look terrible! You might as well be dead! "
" I feel even worse now then when I was! " Goku smiled weakly in irony.
" We have to go get your germs back from the ouji RIGHT NOW, oh-kay? "
" Mmm. " he nodded soberly as she left the room, " Chi-chan? "
" Huh? "
" By the way....do you think you could help me get out of bed? I can't feel my feet. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" *RING* *RING* *RING*!!! " Chi-Chi angrily pressed the doorbell to Capsule Corp.
" I still don't see why you had to bring your bazooka along. " Goku said, now feeling slightly better. Some color had
come back into his face.
" Call it a little insurance policy if that OUJI decides to be resistant in giving back your cooties. " Chi-Chi
adjusted her bazooka, which made a couple clicks as if getting ready to fire, " I wonder where inside this labyrinth of a
house he's hiding? "
Goku put his hand on the front door and smiled as all his regular coloring rushed back into his body, " Veggie and my
cooties are right behind the door. " he said contently.
" Good. " Chi-Chi pushed him aside, then blasted a hole through the door with her bazooka, " HA! TAKE THAT OUJI! "
she laughed as the dust cleared, " HAHAHAHAHAHA--ouji? "
" Hel-lo On-na! " a happy voice bubbled from above them. Chi-Chi and Goku looked up to see Vegeta floating in the air
and glowing bright red, a big smile on his face.
" VEGGIE! " Goku said excitedly.
Vegeta blinked then grinned, " KAKAY! " he squealed then lept down from where he was hovering and bounced around the
room doing somersalts and skipping until his detoured route reached his destination, " HI KAKAY! " Vegeta grabbed the bigger
saiyajin and hugged him, " How are you doing this BRIGHT SUNNY DAY! "
" ... " the large saiyajin glowed bright red, " I LIKE THIS VEGGIE!!! " Goku squealed.
" You like him because he's acting just like you. " Chi-Chi felt a vein on her forehead bulge, " AND STOP BLUSHING
THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THE OUJI!!! "
" He has my germs doesn't he? " Goku giggled, then paused, " Veggie, the reason Chi-chan and I came here today was
to-- "
" --ANHIALTATE YOU!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
Goku sweatdropped, " Nooooooo..... " he turned back to Vegeta, " It was to get my cooties back. "
" But they love me... " Vegeta frowned.
" Well, alright then. How about you give me half of them and you can keep the other half. "
" ...I dunno. " Vegeta said outloud.
" GOKU DON'T COMPROMISE WITH HIM! HE'S THE ENEMY! NEVER COMPROMISE WITH THE ENEMY!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, waving her
bazooka in the air.
" Oh-kay, Veggie. How about you give me just ONE of my germs. They can only breed when they're on MY body so if you
just give me one I'm sure I'll have my regular amount of cooties back in no time. " Goku said, " Besides, I can see the
effects are starting to get worse on you. It is nice for Veggie to glow bright red once in a while but not all the time. It
could to brain damage. "
" I have no brain damage silly Kaka-chan. " Vegeta grinned widely.
" Yes, of course. You just FELT like spacing out for a full 3 hours this morning. " Bulma said, entering the room,
" And I suppose placing a spoon on your nose and walking around the house like that is your new way to have fun. "
" Heeheehee, hai. " Vegeta responded.
" Son-kun, Chi-Chi, take them back. I don't care HOW you do it, but PLEASE take them back. " Bulma felt the side her
head, " I haven't had such a terrible headache since last years Christmas Party, and for him to accomplish such pain in my
head without me having some kind of drink to help cause it, well, that means he's gotten pretty annoying by now. I want the
old Vegeta back. "
" I do too. " Chi-Chi said in disgust.
" I dunno, I think Veggie's kinda cute like this. " Goku said as he watched the ouji whistle and juggle several vases
at the same time.
Bulma noticed the vases and shrieked, " VEGETA PUT THOSE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!! "
The startled prince instantly stopped what he was doing, causing the 3 vases to fall to the ground and crack into a
million pieces. Bulma's jaw dropped to the floor.
" THAT'S IT!! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL--UNTIL--UNTIL I SAY SO!!! " she screamed, pointing
upstairs.
Vegeta looked down at the pieces, then shrugged and skipped up the stairs to his room. He closed the door behind him.
" I don't even get a smart-alack remark outta him anymore. " Bulma shook her head, " Goku, how would you go about
getting your cooties to come back to you? "
" I would have to ask them. " he said, " They have a mind of their own and I can't force them back on me cuz then
they won't be happy. I want them to be happy. " Goku sighed.
" The least you could do is go up there and have a talk with them. " Bulma suggested, then paused, " Do cooties
talk? "
" Sure they do! " Goku grinned, " They talk to me ALL THE TIME. "
" ....right. " Bulma sweatdropped, " Well why don't you go do that. The faster you get them back on your body, the
faster Vegeta can go back to being, well, Vegeta. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " I AM OFF ON MY QUEST! " he poined up the stairs, then ran up after him, " WHOOOSH! "
" I hope he comes back oh-kay. " Bulma said, worried as Goku entered the room.
Chi-Chi shook her head, " I hope he comes back. "
" Wow.... " Goku sweatdropped as he stared at the pink-saturated room before him, " Veggie you been lettin Bura
redecorate for you again? "
" ... "
" Veggie? "
" Kakarrotto-chan. " a calm voice said from deep within the room, " Kakarrotto-chan, come closer. " it instructed.
Goku shrugged and walked towards to the voice only to come upon a large bed similar to Bura's, with the exception of
Vegeta's orignal water bed matress was still in place and there were now curtains surrounding all sides of the bed.
" I feel like I'm in a bad mafia movie. " Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie you in there? " he pulled one of the mildly
transparent pink curtains away to reveal Vegeta laying on his back on the far side of the bed, his arms behind his head and
an angry look on his face, which due to the cooties was still glowing bright red.
" Kakarrotto! " he turned his head slightly toward Goku.
" Yes Veggie? " Goku said, worried.
" SO....how do you like my new bed! " he grinned.
" GAH! " Goku fell to the floor animé style, " Veh-GEE! " he got up, " Say Veggie, what's with all the pink? "
" It's a calming color. " the ouji responded.
" ... "
" ... "
" Veggie, about my cooties-- "
" --sit down Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smiled, patting the bed beside him.
" Uh, oh-kay. " Goku said uneasily, doing so, " Veggie I really think it'd be best if I got my "Kaka-germs" back from
you. I'm starting to get a little worried and so is Bulma and Chi-Chi--- "
" Tell Bul-chan I'm fine. " Vegeta nodded, " The Onna on the other hand...she can go stick her head in a cage full of
rabid weasels for all I care. "
" VEGGIE! THAT WASN'T NICE TO SAY! " Goku gasped, offended.
" Kakay Kakay Kakay, silly little Kakay. " Vegeta chuckled, " Why don't you lay down and tell me what's on your mind,
hmm? " he said.
" Alright. " Goku layed down, " But for some odd reason I keep thinking that you're going to attempt to kill me any
second in order to keep me from taking my germies back from you. "
" Now WHY would I do that? " Vegeta smirked.
" Because you're Veggie. " Goku said plainly, " On second thought, no, you probably wouldn't kill me, but you'd try
to knock me unconsious for at least a little while...long enough to keep me from getting my cooties away from you and back on
my body. "
" ... "
" Hmm... " Goku thought, he looked over at Vegeta and then suddenly a thought popped into his head, " Say Veggie, if
we are both saiyajins doesn't that mean we BOTH have some kind of cootie? "
Vegeta's eyes flew open, " What? "
" Do you have any Veggie-germs on your body that you haven't been aware of? " Goku asked.
Vegeta looked down at his shirt and blinked, " I never thought of that...I have no idea. "
" You HAVE to! If I had tons of little germs that work hard to make me happy then you must at least have ONE
Veggie-germ! "
" Yeah, but where? "
A lone Veggie-germ continued its nap in the deep forest of the ouji's black hair. The little blue germ yawned &
opened its eyes.
" Ohhhh.. " he rubbed his eyes with his squiggly little arms and smelled the air, then noticed an unusual scent,
" What is that? " the little Veggie-germ wiggled towards the scent, then froze as dozens of eyes appeared in the forest of
hair, fixated on him, " Well, that's new. " he laughed nervously, then shrieked as the Kako-germs poked their heads through
the hair and stared at him, " Uhh--uhh-- "
" Hello. " one of the germs smiled at him, " You are different. "
" Haven't seen anything like you before. " another one said in the same voice.
The Veggie-germ gulped, " Neither have I. " he retorted, " Huh--who are you? "
" We are foreign germs. " a third one replied.
" This is our home now. " the first two said together.
" Huh?! " the Veggie-germ gawked, " NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE HERE!!! " he shouted.
" Veggie says we can stay as long as we like. " a fourth germ grinned.
" Veggie loves us. " the second mildly glowed pink.
" Veggie will love us forever. " the third giggled.
" Hmm... " the Veggie-germ got into a fighting position. He stood up on his tail and held his squiggly little arms
out as if ready to punch one of them, " Oh yeah? Well where does that leave me? "
" We are going to eat you. " the first germ grinned. The entire gang of Kaka-germs pulled out little forks and knifes
, " We are sure you will be very tasty. "
" Ehh!! " the Veggie germ gulped, ::There's so many of them, there's no way I can fight them all off!: he panicked,
then shook his head, ::NO! I must remain calm and in control! That's the only way I can beat them! If I get nervous my
ablilities are gonna suffer BIG TIME!:: " I'm not gonna let you eat me you cannabals! "
" We are not cannabals. " the second germ giggled.
" We are just hungry. " the 1st said.
" And looking out for our well being as Veggie's new roomates. " the 4th snickered. They all opened their mouths and
huge sharp pointy teeth shot out of their gums.
" EEK! " the Veggie-germ shrieked, terrorfied, " Ooh! I'LL TEACH YOU! " he flew at the first germ, then yelped as the
entire gang of Kaka-germs tackled him, screaming, " LET GO! LET GO LET GO LET--YEEEOW!! " he cried, then looked down at his
tail, which had a bite taken out of it. He glanced up to see the tip of it in one of the Kaka-germs mouths.
" Mmm, yummy. " it smiled.
The Veggie-germ gulped, " Bad day. "
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7:24 PM 6/21/2002
END OF PART 2
Chuquita: [the Corner Crew is now sitting outside the studio] The Kaka-germs have shown their true colors.
Goku: They're cannabalistic selfish little buggers....but I love them. (big cheesy smile) How about you Veggie?
Vegeta: [who's arms and legs are now tied up in bandage wraps. A smaller one around his head] Shuddup.
Chuquita: To fill the audiance in, Chi-Chi's ki blast, well, it fried the entire studio. Most of us were lucky to escape.
Goku: (happily) In fact, we had only one casualty!
Vegeta: Again, shuddup I say.
Goku: Oh you're just mad cuz Chi-chan beatcha to a pulp.
Vegeta: OF COURSE I'M MAD!!! (sniffles) Why didn't you save your little Veggie?
Goku: I did, I carried your lifeless body out of the fire!
Vegeta: There was a FIRE?!
Chuquita: You blacked out. Believe me, it wasn't pretty.
Vegeta: (sighs) I haven't seen any major carnage in ages...I kinda miss it. (reflective sigh)
Goku: Don't worry Veggie, it'll be alright.
Vegeta: Yes. One day after the EVIL ONE perishes from this planet, would you care to join me in a little romp around the
universe blowing up stuff and buying neat little tourist things at interplantary gift shops?
Goku: Sure! (grins)
Vegeta: (smiles) I feel much better now.
Goku: So do I! (sneakily) And do you know whyyyyyy?
Vegeta: No?
Goku: Because it is now LIMBO TIME!!! [a different mexican dance mix fills the air around them and a large disco ball appears
to lower out of one of the street lights]
Chuquita: (snickers)
Vegeta: (to Son) I wish I knew HOW you do that.
Goku: A true magician NEVER reveals his secrets. (grin)
Vegeta: You're not a magician your a martial artist!
Goku: (shrugs) Same difference. CAMERA PERSONS! THE LIMBO BAR!! [two people behind each of the TV cameras leave and return
holding a large wooden stick]
Vegeta: (to Chu) Well, at least Kakarrotto's out of that intresting banana girl outfit and back into his eye-blinding gi.
Chuquita: I agree with you on that one, Vedge. (sweatdrops)
Goku: (enthusiastic) ALRIGHT! IS VEGGIE READY TO LIMBO WTIH ME!!
Vegeta: Does it require any close hand-to-hand, cheek-to-cheek or skin contact with you at all?
Goku: Nope.
Vegeta: GREAT! Count me in!
Goku: Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Eh, why not. [joins them]
Goku: [all three standing infront of the limbo stick] Now, the idea of the Limbo is that the last one to go underneath the
limbo stick without knocking into it wins!
Vegeta: Sounds simple enough.
Chuquita: Yeah, especially since Veggie has the advantage, being so vertically challanged and all.
Vegeta: (glares)
Chuquita: Hehehheh. [bends down and starts to go under the limbo bar; Veggie trips her causing her neck to smack into the
limbo bar and fall down]
Vegeta: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
Chuquita: Ow.
Goku: (sighs) Tsk tsk. This is what happens when people do not keep their mouths shut....(peps up) O-WELL! ME NEXT!
[pulls off his boots to expose his bare feet] [bends down to the point where he's almost lieing on his back, then tippy-toes
underneath the limbo bar] [gets up] TA-DA!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) How did you do THAT?
Goku: (giggles) The world may never know.
Vegeta: [stares at the limbo bar] Hmm...
Goku: (happily) VEGGIE'S TURN! VEGGIE'S TURN!
Vegeta: (bites his lip then head for the limbo) Here I go. [walks underneath the bar with no trouble] .... (glares) [backs up
underneath it] (angry) I'M SHORTER THAN THE BAR!!!!
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee! Silly Veggie! Round two! [pushes him out of the way] LOWER THE BAR!! [the two camera men lower the
bar even further] READY VEGGIE!
Vegeta: (grits his teeth) Of...course...
Chuquita: At least you're not shorter than it anymore.
Vegeta: (glare)
Chuquita: (snicker) We'll see you in round two of our Limbo contest everyone. Be sure to stay tuned for Part 3 of Kaka-germs.
Goku: A hop a skip and a jump away will make the monkeys come out and play.
Vegeta: ...what?
Goku: Heeheeheehee! I love my little Veggie!
Vegeta: (glows) Yes, yes you do.
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Spongebob Squarepants"
Spongebob: Patrick, to win an award you have to do something.
Patrick: I wanna defeat the giant monkey-man and save the 9th dimension!
Spongebob: Me too! But start smaller.
Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkey-man and save the 5th dimension?
Spongebob: (gets smaller) Smaller.
Patrick: Doctor.
Spongebob: (gets even smaller) Smaller
Patrick: Fireman.
Spongebob: (dinky) The smallest you can think of!
Patrick: I'm gonna get a job at the Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Yeah!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: I picked this quote the second I saw the words "giant monkey-man" and "little monkey-man" in the episode.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: It reminded me of you two.
Goku: (touched) Aww, am I REALLY giant!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) In your own special way.
Vegeta: (groans as he pulls himself out of the rubble which used to be the 2nd & 3rd rows) Ohhhh! My head! (looks down at
the rose in his mouth) Stupid flower I outta--
Goku: (squeals) VEGGIE'S OH-KAY!
Vegeta: YIPE! [pulls his head back under the rubble]
Goku: (sing-song voice) O' lit-tle Veh-gee! Where are you my lil tango partner?
Vegeta: I'm dead! Go away!
Goku: (sweatdrops) Really?
Vegeta: REALLY!
Goku: (sneakily) I guess you don't wanna get your special present then.
Vegeta: [pokes his head out] What special present? Is it expensive?
Goku: (nods) Oh yes, very expensive and very special.
Vegeta: (suspious) Just for me?
Goku: (sweetly) Just for you!
Vegeta: [hops out and teleports infront of him] Alright then! Tell me, is this dance short?
[Chu & Son try to stifle their laughter]
Goku: Heeheehee, SHORT. [points to Veggie] HEEHEEEHEEHEEEHHEE!!!!
Vegeta: ... (blinks) Shor--[looks down at himself] --t. (sarcasm) Alright, I asked for THAT one. Now let's get this done!
Goku: YAY! [grabs Veggie and pulls him into Tango position] (giggles) Veggie ready?
Vegeta: (gulps) (nervous) YOUR CHEEKS TOO CLOSE! PULL AWAY!
Goku: Silly Veggie! This is how it is supposed to look. (grins) I should know. I tango with Chi-chan all the time!
Vegeta: Ahh yes, the WITCH. (narrows his eyes) How I despise her...AND TAKE OFF THAT BAKA HAT! IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL!
Goku: (proud of himself) Well too bad cuz you are going to have to live with it little Veggie.
Chuquita: (cheering) THAT'S IT SON-SAN! YOU TELL HIM!
Vegeta: SHUT UP YOU!
Chuquita: I smell mutiny.
Goku: I smell Veggie, and it smells like pork-chops!
Vegeta: (laughs nervous) Heh-heh, well, uh, heh, thank you. (blushes lightly)
Goku: (smiles) Shall I lead or do you want to?
Vegeta: To what?
Goku: [takes several steps forward, causing Veggie to follow him as they reach the edge of the set] [both stop] Now wasn't
that fun?
Vegeta: Yes, I guess in it's own odd way. (perks up) Oh well! That's the end of that! I'm ready for my gift now. [pulls away
only to have Son pull him right back] HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!
Goku: (giggles) Veggie we're not done yet. We have to go back the other way.
Vegeta: Well, that shouldn't be so har--AHHH! [Son twirls him around and stops Veggie halfway] (nauseous) Wahh! My stomach.
EEP! [Son grabs him and they start walking again] (smirks) You know Kakarrotto, I bet we could walk right off this set and
teleport somewhere else right now if we wanted to.
Goku: (grins) Aww Veggie you're so silly, [dips Veggie slightly, then continues] we haven't finished dancing yet. (sniffles)
Whatsa matter? Don't you like dancing with me?
Vegeta: (glows bright red) I--I, uh-- [changes the subject] Say are those real grapes in your hat?
Goku: Yep! (to audiance & Veggie] READY FOR THE BIG FINALE FOLKS!
Audiance: YEAH!
Vegeta: (frightened) NO!
Goku: [spins Veggie then tosses him into the air only to catch him a moment later; tosses Veggie's rose to the floor]
*SMOOOOCH*! [pulls away] Hee-hee-hee.
Vegeta: (speechless) ... (shrieks suddenly) AAAAAHHHHH! KAKO-COOTIES! IN MY MOUTH!!! [pulls out his tongue] AAH DA DETHESH
ETH SPREDIGNTH!!! [glares at Son] KAKARROTTO YOU BAKAYARO! WHERE DID YOU GET _THAT_ IDEA! THAT WAS NO GIFT IT'S A CURSE!!!
Goku: Heehee, [pulls out a paper of the reviews from last fic] Veggie-smooches part of the reviewer suggestion!
Vegeta: (glows) Oh....was it...heh-heh, really. So that wasn't your own personal ide....I see. [rubs the back of his head,
mortified] (angry) WELL THAT STILL DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GOING TO BLAST YOU FOR THAT! [forms a ball of ki in his hand]
Goku: AHH! VEH-GEE! [lets go of him, dropping Veggie to the floor]
Vegeta: GRRRRRR--
[side-door exit blasts open]
Chi-Chi: (enraged) GOKU WHERE DID YOU PUT MY GRAPES--oh my God. (shock) WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Vegeta: (causes his ball of ki to disappear) (turns his head up at the sky) (smiles) Thank you. [gets up] (innocently) Why
Onna, what are YOU doing here?
Chi-Chi: Listen "Fernando", I just came here to get my grapes and my husband, both of which HAPPEN TO BE WEARING THAT
RIDICULOUS COSTUME!!!
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) Oh boy, here we go. [re-winds her camera] Oh well, I should be able to get a few good shots of
Chi-Chi decking Veggie across the face on this roll.
Vegeta: Why Kakarrotto-chan and I are dance partners, didn't you know that?
Goku: (grins) Veggie-dancing is FUN Chi-chan!
Chi-Chi: (skeptic) Really?
Vegeta: Really. (smirks) You'll NEVER GUESS what Kakay gave me at the end of our little duet Tango together.
Chi-Chi: You TANGOED with that ouji! YOU KNOW HE'S PLOTTING TO DESTROY US ALL SOMEDAY AND YOU LET YOURSELF GET SUCKED INTO
HIS OUJI-LIKE MADNESS--
Goku: Actually, Chi-chan. I led.
Chi-Chi: [slaps herself on the face] I don't even want to know...
Vegeta: Silly Onna, you never let me finish my sentence.
Chi-Chi: Oh you'll get a sentence alright, 10-20 YEARS!
Vegeta: Tsk tsk, you shouldn't let your temper rise so high or you might NEVER get any Kaka-smooches ever again.
Chi-Chi: WHY YOU--waitaminute, smooches?!
Vegeta: Yup. I bet you any amount of money my breath smells like fish now.
Chi-Chi: Fi--mouth---AHHHHHH!!!! YOU---KISS---ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-- (ki flashes around her in all directions) I'LL KILL YOU YOU
EVIL LITTLE MONSTER!!!!!!
Vegeta: (snorts) Surrrrre you will. (eyes widen to see a HUGE ball of ki infront of his face) --uh oh.
Chi-Chi: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: CHI-CHI NO!!
**BOOM**
[Please Stand By] (cheesy music plays in the backround)
Summary: Vegeta actually proves Goku's so called kako-germs really exist. When the little creatures realize who's watching
them they spring for a new home on the saiyajin prince. How will Veggie get rid of them? What happens when he decides to
NOT get rid of them? Will Goku be germ-less forever? Based on a comic strip I wrote.
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" AH-HAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED!! " Chi-Chi laughed triumphantly as she stood infront of Vegeta's bedroom door holding
the flamethrower over her shoulder, " YOU SHALL DIE THIS DAY OUJI-BOY! " she pulled a lever on the flamethrower, sending out
a 6 foot high wall of blue fire that burned the door to a crisp. Chi-Chi gulped, " Go-chan? " she bit her lip, " Ouji? "
" Heeheeheehahahahahaheeeheeeha! " two excitable giggles responded. Chi-Chi stood her ground.
" Wow Veggie, I've never done THIS before. " Goku's voice said happily.
" I TOLD you you'd have fun, Kakay. " Vegeta's responded.
" THAT CLINCHED IT!! " Chi-Chi lept into the room, " DIE OUJI! " she pointed her flamethrower in the direction of
the sounds, she opened one eye to see what was infront of her.
" Hi Chi-chan! " Goku waved, " Me-n-Veggie are painting each other! " he said. Both saiyajins had various doodles
on their arms and faces. Goku had several on his back and a smiley face on his tummy. His gi top was dipped in one of the
paints for use as a brush.
" GAH! " Chi-Chi fell to the ground, animé style. She shouted at Vegeta, " WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!!! "
" I'm painting Kakarrot, can't you tell? " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" But--you said--and the-- "
" I said I was going to paint him, I didn't say a picture. " he shook his head.
" I got to paint Veggie too! " Goku pointed to the childishly painted crown on the ouji's arm, " See. Now everyone
will know Veggie is royalty! "
" And now everyone will know who Kakay belongs to. " Vegeta smirked, pointing to some hieroglyphical-ish writings
on Goku's arms and back.
" What IS that? " Chi-Chi walked up to them, " It's not English, that's for sure. "
" It's saiyajinese! " Goku said happily.
" Saiyajinese?? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow.
" The saiyajin form of your "written word". " Vegeta proudly explained.
" Yeah, but no one can read or understand what these say except you! " Chi-Chi said, then slapped herself on the
forehead, " Stupid me, that's the point, isn't it Vegeta? "
The ouji clapped, " Give her a hand Kakarrot. "
Goku reached out and shook Chi-Chi's hand, " I can't give it to you but if you borrow it for a while you have to
promise to give it back before dinnertime. "
" ENOUGH!!! " Chi-Chi screamed, " We're going home! NOW! "
" But-but-but Chi-CHAAAAAAN!!! I am not done painting yet! " Goku whined.
" Yes, Kakarrotto-chan still hasn't painted my tummy yet, have you Kakay? " Vegeta smirked, lifting his smock & shirt
to show his stomach, " You said you'd draw a smiley face on my stomach too. "
" OH YOU SHUT UP! " Chi-Chi snapped, " You're just trying to keep him from going home aren't you! "
" Maybe. " Vegeta said plainly, then shrugged.
" Chi-chan look at the picture I painted! " Goku said joyfully, holding up a picture of himself, Chi-Chi, and Vegeta.
All smiling and standing on the grass with a sun in the backround, " Isn't it pretty? "
" Very pretty Kaka-chan! " Vegeta said, buttering him up. The larger saiyajin felt his face beginning to glow bright
red again. Goku laughed happily.
" Thank you little Veggie! " he grinned, causing the ouji himself to glow mildly.
" Any time... " Vegeta squeaked out, then tried to thump the red out of his face with smacking his hand against the
side of his head.
" It is a very nice picture Goku, but you know what would make it even better? " Chi-Chi asked, smiling.
" Noooooo? " Goku said impishly.
" Well, " Chi-Chi put her finger in the red paint, then crossed a big X over the Vegeta in the picture, " There!
Now it's perfect. "
" ERRR! OH YEAH! " Vegeta growled, then drew a blue mustache on the Chi-Chi in the picture's face, " How do you like
having facial hair, Onna! " he snickered.
" WHY YOU!! " Chi-Chi and Vegeta got to work messing up the pictures of each other in the painting, grunting angrily
as they did so. They stopped to reveal their doodled selves now completely hidden by meshes of different colored paint. Goku
looked down at his picture and sniffled.
" Veggie! Chi-chan! You ruined my picture! " he cried.
" Well I would have never done anything if ONNA had kept her opinons to herself. " Vegeta boasted, " Isn't that
right, powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna. "
Goku did a double take, " What?! "
" Nothing, just reading outloud in your Earth language what I painted on your back. " he stared at his handywork with
a little smile on his face.
" What's that mean translated? " Goku asked.
" He'll never tell us THAT. " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" That's right. " Vegeta said in a sing-song voice, " But I can tell you that it is a very endearing term in our
native tongue. "
" Awwwwww! I bet it says Veggie's big buddy! Doesn't it? " Goku grinned, proud.
" Uhhh--something like that. " Vegeta shrugged it off.
" "ENDEARING", eh? " Chi-Chi said suspicously.
" You'll never know. " Vegeta smirked.
" Veggie's keeping secrets. " Goku teased, chuckling.
" Yes, Veggie is, awoku wepzs waos koabszkia powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna Kakarrotto wapsve eouz u ouji. " Vegeta
rattled off patting Goku on the shoulder. The larger saiyajin just smiled in repsonse.
" Hey! I heard "ouji" and "Kakarrotto" in that phrase just now! What did you say to him! " Chi-Chi demanded.
" Something I'll probably never say to him in YOUR tongue. " Vegeta muttered. He perked up, " Say, Kakarrotto, as
long as I have your Kako-germs I might as well give YOU something in return, eh? "
Goku gasped with delight, " A big squishy hug and a shiny new bicycle? "
" ....what, NO! " Vegeta said, temporarily confused, he regained his ground, " How would you like me to teach you
how to speak saiyajinese, Kakarrotto? We could have private conversations in public and no one will know what we're saying! "
" *happy shriek* EEE! LIKE PIG LATIN!! " Goku grinned, " It o ound so ike lo a ot lo un fo eggie vo! "
" ....what? "
" Silly little buddy! " the large saiyajin hugged his small compainion, " Of course I will let you teach me how to
speak in Veggie-ese! "
" Saiyajinese, Kakarrot. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You call it what you wanna call it, and I'll call it what I think sounds cute! " he laughed, letting go of the ouji
, who turned bright red.
" You think "Veggie-ese" sounds cute? " he squeaked out.
" Yup! Very cute. "
" Well then, we'll call it Veggie-ese, oh-kay? " Vegeta smiled weakly.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, getting up off the bed.
" Lessons will start tommorow, so be up early alright? "
" I'm always up early Veggie. " Goku chuckled at the thought.
" Goku, we're leaving, NOW. " Chi-Chi threatened.
" Oh, oh-kay Chi-chan. " Goku said, then turned to Vegeta, " Veggie I'm gonna need my cooties back now. I have to go
home. "
" Wouldn't you rather sleep over? " the ouji smirked, " We can play all your stupid, I mean, silly Kaka-games and
rent some movies and eat junk food and-- "
" SLEEPOVERS WITH VEGGIE! " Goku squealed, then noticed the furious look on Chi-Chi's face and pouted, " No
Veggietime sleepovers for Chi-chan's Go-chan? " he sniffled.
" Not on his life. " she motioned to the ouji.
" Aww, that's too bad... " Goku mourned for 5 seconds, then pepped up again, " I guess I'm gonna have to get my germs
back then, huh Veggie. "
" But Kakay! They like living on ME! Who am I to depribe them of a kaka-cootie utopia? " Vegeta said.
" Veggie it's not just that, it's also, well, I don't think you could handle being a cootie host full-time. " Goku
said timidly, looking down at the ground.
" WHAT!!! ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT _STRONG_ ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR GERMS!? " Vegeta roared, enraged.
" No Veggie that's not it! " Goku waved his hands infront of the ouji, " It's just that, like you said, my cooties do
help keep me all happy inside, but they also kind of work as a softener. "
" Fabric or bleach? "
" ... " Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie I don't think you get it. "
" OF COURSE I GET IT! I ALWAYS GET IT! WHAT IS THERE NOT TO GET!!! "
" Uhh-- "
" No, I mean it, what is there not to get? " he asked.
" Veggie, you're a very, umm kind of emotionally bottled up person, you know. " Goku started out, " And a very
intellegent one too. " he paused.
" Go on, " Vegeta encourged him, flattered, " I'm a genius, continue continue, "
" Well.....Veggie do you know what it's like to wake up in the morning and feet the desperate need to hug the first
thing you see? "
" No, I can't say that I have. " Vegeta crossed his arms.
" Have you ever felt like skipping and twirling around your room for no good reason? "
" Nope. "
" Have you ever felt the urge to stuff your face with fish until it explodes? "
" My face or the fish? "
" ...doh! " Goku put his head in his hands, then peeked through his fingers, " Veggie, you're smart, but it's NOT
smart to keep my cooties in a completely different environment for too long! They're soft, you're hard. They're sweet, and
you can be a meanie sometimes. "
" So what! You and I used those fusion earrings and our fusion baby worked out just fine. " he shrugged.
" Yeah but that's not the same thing at all! My cooties are created to thrive on MY body, not YOURS! They have no
idea how to adjust to you! They'll keep doing what they do when I have them and if you keep them too long the fact that they
work on someone much larger than yourself means they'd turn your brain to mush within a couple DAYS! " Goku started to get
worried.
" Mush? " Vegeta's face turned a pale white.
" YES, MUSH! Veggie's not MADE to be all pepped up and sweet like I am! Besides I don't want you suffering any mental
tramas. " Goku gulped at the idea.
" Tramas?? " the ouji's face went from white to green.
" Trama, hmm? " Chi-Chi smirked, " On second thought, go ahead ouji, keep them on your body a few days and we'll see
what develops. I don't mind. "
" You don't mind because you want to see me lose MINE!!! " Vegeta glared at her, " Well I'll show you! I'll keep
these little Kako-orbs on my body for a couple days and PROVE to you that they won't change me a BIT! "
" VEGGIE NO! " Goku shouted.
" Think so? " Chi-Chi dared him. Both were now paying no attention to Goku, who was getting increasingly nervous.
" Yes, I think so. I think that if anything these little germs inject into my body it will allow me the power to
become even stronger than Kakarrotto himself and crush you all!!! " Vegeta laughed manically.
" Even me? " Goku gawked.
" NO, not you Kakay. I mean the rest of your little gang EXCEPT you. " Vegeta sighed, correcting him.
" Oh good. You had me scared there for a minute. " Goku laughed nervously, " But I know you'd never kill me, would ya
Veggie? "
" Of course not! " Vegeta shouted.
" Yay! I do love my Veggie. " Goku smiled, pleased. Vegeta felt the little green kaka-germs on him start to glow pink
and smacked his sides to stop them before his face went bright red, which it did anyway.
" Heh-heh-heh. Aww, Ka-keeee... " Vegeta put his hand behind his head, only to have Chi-Chi slap it along with the
back of his head.
" Don't you "aww kakay" him! " Chi-Chi snapped, " He's going home! "
" I could stay with little Veggie a bit longer... " Goku mused, trailing off.
" NO YOU WON'T! Now come on! " she grabbed his wrist, " I'm taking you home right now so we can wash those disgusting
ouji "love" phrases off your back and arms! "
" But Chi-chan, you don't know what Veggie's Veggie-letterings say? " Goku said, confused.
" I have an idea, believe me. " she grumbled.
" Alright. Goodbye then, Onna. " Vegeta smirked as they left the room, " I hope you know what you're doing, taking
Kakay away from his life source. " he pointed to himself.
" OH SHUDDUP OUJI! " Chi-Chi yelled, then slammed the door.
" Chi-chan? " Goku asked as they walked down the stairs, " You DO think Veggie's gonna be oh-kay with my cooties,
don't you? "
Chi-Chi rolled her eyes, " Heaven only knows, Goku. "
" URG!! I swear! Why won't these stupid things COME OFF! " Chi-Chi grunted as she tried to wash Goku's body-paintings
off for the umpteenth time, " I don't get it! That dum smiley face came off so easily! Why won't these stupid ouji marks do
the SAME! " she pointed to the strangely written phrases on Goku's back and arms.
" It might be cuz Veggie used a diffenent paint for that then what I used for the smiley face. " Goku suggested.
" ...he what? "
" Veggie used a special paint for those cuz he said those writings mean I'm VERY SPECIAL to my lil buddy. " he smiled
" Figures. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " Not that we even know WHAT these things say in the first place. I HATE the fact that
he has his own language! Ooh I wish I could read these things! " Chi-Chi soaked her sponge again in water, " Powueranbvlsve
owaj wauvna. Remind me to ask Bulma if she knows what that means next time she calls. "
" *RING*! "
" And there she is now. " Goku grinned as if on cue. Chi-Chi picked up the phone.
" Hello? "
" ... "
She covered the mouth of the phone, " Oh my God, you're RIGHT? " she gawked, then went back to the phone, " Yes, I'm
sorry? You were saying Bulma? "
" You'll never believe who went FISHING a half-hour ago. " Bulma's voice came from the phone, dryly.
Chi-Chi blinked, " Ouji? "
" My entire kitchen is stuffed with fish right now Chi-Chi. He's eating them. WHOLE. What did Goku say to him this
time? " she groaned.
" He didn't SAY anything. Vegeta just HAPPENS to be playing rent-a-home to Go-chan's cooties. He warned him they
might make that ouji act a bit weird. "
" *UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP* "
" What was THAT?! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" That was the sound of a saiyajin prince just finishing off his 300th raw fish. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Did someone say fish? " Goku popped his head up.
" Uh--::If he knows that EVIL LITTLE OUJI has fish he'll want to back there RIGHT NOW!::--no. No one said anything
about fish. " she laughed nervously, " I'm sure it's just a temporary side effect Bulma. " Chi-Chi said.
" I hope so. The kitchen REEKS of it. I'm not sure how much more I can take....and the weird thing is, Vegeta doesn't
even LIKE fish. He HATES it! Personally, I'm more of a chicken person myself, but-- "
" Bulma can I ask you a question? " Chi-Chi interupted.
" Sure, anything. "
" What does "powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna" mean in English? "
Bulma blinked, " That's saiyajin, isn't it? "
" You've heard the ouji say it before? " Chi-Chi asked, surprised.
" Urm, yes. Why do you want to know what it means? " she rubbed her forehead.
" Ouji painted it along with two other terms on Goku's back and arms. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " So, do you know what that
is, roughly translated. "
" Hold on, I have a book of saiyajin phrases and things. " Bulma said, grabbing a book of the shelf and flipping
through the pages.
" Where did you buy THAT? "
" I didn't. I decided to make one after I had a heated argument with genius over there and halfway through he began
yelling at him in his native language and refused to speak "Earthish" for a full two days. My GOD it was like living with a
rabbit or a cat or something! Ahh! Here's the page. "powueranbvlsve owaj wauvna".... " her eyes went wide.
" ... "
" ... "
" Well? Bulma? "
" So! Chi-Chi, how's the weather been down there for you guys. I heard there was some rain yesterday. "
" DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!! NOW WHAT DOES IT SAY!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
" Umm, you don't really want to know what it means. You'd rather not. " Bulma responded.
" Why? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" You'd probably come bursting in here in a demonic rage and kill half the inhabitants of West City including me and
Vegeta. "
" Aww, now I wouldn't do that. " Chi-Chi said kindly, " NOW WHAT DOES IT SAY!!! "
" Nothing you would be interested in hearing. " Bulma gulped.
" It says something like "Ouji's Love Slave" doesn't it? "
" That's classified. I'm sorry. Call back later. Heheheheheheheh.....heh...*click*! " Bulma hung up, then re-read the
translation to the phrase, " VEGETA WILL YOU COME HERE! "
" Mmpha mpmh? " the ouji walked over to her, his cheeks full of fish.
" Vegeta did you write this on Goku's back? " she said, pointing to the phrase.
He swallowed, " Maybe....maybe not. " Vegeta smirked.
" Just answer the question. "
" Yes, yes I did. And it DESERVES to go there, because, you see, being royalty is a lonely job and-- "
" --whatever. " Bulma sweatdropped, cutting him off.
" Maybe it'll just rub off on its own. " Goku said as he and Chi-Chi sat in the kitchen.
" HOPEFULLY. Still, I should buy some paint remover in the morning " she nodded. Goku's eyes fluttered open and shut.
" Ohhhhhhh... " he groaned. Chi-Chi paused.
" The "missing germs" thing is starting to effect you again? Isn't it sweetie? "
" Kinda. " Goku mumbled, then yawned, " Maybe I should get some sleep first. "
" That's right. Take a nap. I'm sure you'll feel much better once you're refreshed and ready to go! " Chi-Chi smiled.
Goku wobbled to his bedroom.
" I hope you're right Chi-chan. I don't think I could stand living like this for very much longer. "
" Well do not worry Go-chan, because I'm sure that ouji cannot live with them for very much longer either. " she
tried to comfort him.
" Aww, thanks Chi-chan. " he smiled contently.
" Anytime Goku. "
" Wake up! WAKE UP! WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP PLEASE WAKE UP!!! " a loud voice sobbed from the darkness.
" Uhhhh...? " Goku slowly opened his eyes, " Whapha wha? "
" Oh Go-chan you're ALIVE! " Chi-Chi cried as she hugged him, " I've been trying to wake you up for HOURS! I thought
you had died or something terrible like that! "
" Chi-Chi what time is it? " Goku mumbled, feeling excruciatingly tired.
" 11:30. "
" ELEVEN THIRTY!!! " he gawked, " AHH! I COMPLETELY MISSED BREAKFAST NOT TO MENTION FISHING AND ALL MY MORNING TV
SHOWS AND VEGGIE'S PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND--and I feel so sleepy... " he eyes began to close again.
" NO! No you're not tired! You're not sleepy! " Chi-Chi said, scared. She shook him back and forth to keep him awake,
" Oh Goku you look terrible! You might as well be dead! "
" I feel even worse now then when I was! " Goku smiled weakly in irony.
" We have to go get your germs back from the ouji RIGHT NOW, oh-kay? "
" Mmm. " he nodded soberly as she left the room, " Chi-chan? "
" Huh? "
" By the way....do you think you could help me get out of bed? I can't feel my feet. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" *RING* *RING* *RING*!!! " Chi-Chi angrily pressed the doorbell to Capsule Corp.
" I still don't see why you had to bring your bazooka along. " Goku said, now feeling slightly better. Some color had
come back into his face.
" Call it a little insurance policy if that OUJI decides to be resistant in giving back your cooties. " Chi-Chi
adjusted her bazooka, which made a couple clicks as if getting ready to fire, " I wonder where inside this labyrinth of a
house he's hiding? "
Goku put his hand on the front door and smiled as all his regular coloring rushed back into his body, " Veggie and my
cooties are right behind the door. " he said contently.
" Good. " Chi-Chi pushed him aside, then blasted a hole through the door with her bazooka, " HA! TAKE THAT OUJI! "
she laughed as the dust cleared, " HAHAHAHAHAHA--ouji? "
" Hel-lo On-na! " a happy voice bubbled from above them. Chi-Chi and Goku looked up to see Vegeta floating in the air
and glowing bright red, a big smile on his face.
" VEGGIE! " Goku said excitedly.
Vegeta blinked then grinned, " KAKAY! " he squealed then lept down from where he was hovering and bounced around the
room doing somersalts and skipping until his detoured route reached his destination, " HI KAKAY! " Vegeta grabbed the bigger
saiyajin and hugged him, " How are you doing this BRIGHT SUNNY DAY! "
" ... " the large saiyajin glowed bright red, " I LIKE THIS VEGGIE!!! " Goku squealed.
" You like him because he's acting just like you. " Chi-Chi felt a vein on her forehead bulge, " AND STOP BLUSHING
THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THE OUJI!!! "
" He has my germs doesn't he? " Goku giggled, then paused, " Veggie, the reason Chi-chan and I came here today was
to-- "
" --ANHIALTATE YOU!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
Goku sweatdropped, " Nooooooo..... " he turned back to Vegeta, " It was to get my cooties back. "
" But they love me... " Vegeta frowned.
" Well, alright then. How about you give me half of them and you can keep the other half. "
" ...I dunno. " Vegeta said outloud.
" GOKU DON'T COMPROMISE WITH HIM! HE'S THE ENEMY! NEVER COMPROMISE WITH THE ENEMY!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, waving her
bazooka in the air.
" Oh-kay, Veggie. How about you give me just ONE of my germs. They can only breed when they're on MY body so if you
just give me one I'm sure I'll have my regular amount of cooties back in no time. " Goku said, " Besides, I can see the
effects are starting to get worse on you. It is nice for Veggie to glow bright red once in a while but not all the time. It
could to brain damage. "
" I have no brain damage silly Kaka-chan. " Vegeta grinned widely.
" Yes, of course. You just FELT like spacing out for a full 3 hours this morning. " Bulma said, entering the room,
" And I suppose placing a spoon on your nose and walking around the house like that is your new way to have fun. "
" Heeheehee, hai. " Vegeta responded.
" Son-kun, Chi-Chi, take them back. I don't care HOW you do it, but PLEASE take them back. " Bulma felt the side her
head, " I haven't had such a terrible headache since last years Christmas Party, and for him to accomplish such pain in my
head without me having some kind of drink to help cause it, well, that means he's gotten pretty annoying by now. I want the
old Vegeta back. "
" I do too. " Chi-Chi said in disgust.
" I dunno, I think Veggie's kinda cute like this. " Goku said as he watched the ouji whistle and juggle several vases
at the same time.
Bulma noticed the vases and shrieked, " VEGETA PUT THOSE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!! "
The startled prince instantly stopped what he was doing, causing the 3 vases to fall to the ground and crack into a
million pieces. Bulma's jaw dropped to the floor.
" THAT'S IT!! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL--UNTIL--UNTIL I SAY SO!!! " she screamed, pointing
upstairs.
Vegeta looked down at the pieces, then shrugged and skipped up the stairs to his room. He closed the door behind him.
" I don't even get a smart-alack remark outta him anymore. " Bulma shook her head, " Goku, how would you go about
getting your cooties to come back to you? "
" I would have to ask them. " he said, " They have a mind of their own and I can't force them back on me cuz then
they won't be happy. I want them to be happy. " Goku sighed.
" The least you could do is go up there and have a talk with them. " Bulma suggested, then paused, " Do cooties
talk? "
" Sure they do! " Goku grinned, " They talk to me ALL THE TIME. "
" ....right. " Bulma sweatdropped, " Well why don't you go do that. The faster you get them back on your body, the
faster Vegeta can go back to being, well, Vegeta. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " I AM OFF ON MY QUEST! " he poined up the stairs, then ran up after him, " WHOOOSH! "
" I hope he comes back oh-kay. " Bulma said, worried as Goku entered the room.
Chi-Chi shook her head, " I hope he comes back. "
" Wow.... " Goku sweatdropped as he stared at the pink-saturated room before him, " Veggie you been lettin Bura
redecorate for you again? "
" ... "
" Veggie? "
" Kakarrotto-chan. " a calm voice said from deep within the room, " Kakarrotto-chan, come closer. " it instructed.
Goku shrugged and walked towards to the voice only to come upon a large bed similar to Bura's, with the exception of
Vegeta's orignal water bed matress was still in place and there were now curtains surrounding all sides of the bed.
" I feel like I'm in a bad mafia movie. " Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie you in there? " he pulled one of the mildly
transparent pink curtains away to reveal Vegeta laying on his back on the far side of the bed, his arms behind his head and
an angry look on his face, which due to the cooties was still glowing bright red.
" Kakarrotto! " he turned his head slightly toward Goku.
" Yes Veggie? " Goku said, worried.
" SO....how do you like my new bed! " he grinned.
" GAH! " Goku fell to the floor animé style, " Veh-GEE! " he got up, " Say Veggie, what's with all the pink? "
" It's a calming color. " the ouji responded.
" ... "
" ... "
" Veggie, about my cooties-- "
" --sit down Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smiled, patting the bed beside him.
" Uh, oh-kay. " Goku said uneasily, doing so, " Veggie I really think it'd be best if I got my "Kaka-germs" back from
you. I'm starting to get a little worried and so is Bulma and Chi-Chi--- "
" Tell Bul-chan I'm fine. " Vegeta nodded, " The Onna on the other hand...she can go stick her head in a cage full of
rabid weasels for all I care. "
" VEGGIE! THAT WASN'T NICE TO SAY! " Goku gasped, offended.
" Kakay Kakay Kakay, silly little Kakay. " Vegeta chuckled, " Why don't you lay down and tell me what's on your mind,
hmm? " he said.
" Alright. " Goku layed down, " But for some odd reason I keep thinking that you're going to attempt to kill me any
second in order to keep me from taking my germies back from you. "
" Now WHY would I do that? " Vegeta smirked.
" Because you're Veggie. " Goku said plainly, " On second thought, no, you probably wouldn't kill me, but you'd try
to knock me unconsious for at least a little while...long enough to keep me from getting my cooties away from you and back on
my body. "
" ... "
" Hmm... " Goku thought, he looked over at Vegeta and then suddenly a thought popped into his head, " Say Veggie, if
we are both saiyajins doesn't that mean we BOTH have some kind of cootie? "
Vegeta's eyes flew open, " What? "
" Do you have any Veggie-germs on your body that you haven't been aware of? " Goku asked.
Vegeta looked down at his shirt and blinked, " I never thought of that...I have no idea. "
" You HAVE to! If I had tons of little germs that work hard to make me happy then you must at least have ONE
Veggie-germ! "
" Yeah, but where? "
A lone Veggie-germ continued its nap in the deep forest of the ouji's black hair. The little blue germ yawned &
opened its eyes.
" Ohhhh.. " he rubbed his eyes with his squiggly little arms and smelled the air, then noticed an unusual scent,
" What is that? " the little Veggie-germ wiggled towards the scent, then froze as dozens of eyes appeared in the forest of
hair, fixated on him, " Well, that's new. " he laughed nervously, then shrieked as the Kako-germs poked their heads through
the hair and stared at him, " Uhh--uhh-- "
" Hello. " one of the germs smiled at him, " You are different. "
" Haven't seen anything like you before. " another one said in the same voice.
The Veggie-germ gulped, " Neither have I. " he retorted, " Huh--who are you? "
" We are foreign germs. " a third one replied.
" This is our home now. " the first two said together.
" Huh?! " the Veggie-germ gawked, " NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE HERE!!! " he shouted.
" Veggie says we can stay as long as we like. " a fourth germ grinned.
" Veggie loves us. " the second mildly glowed pink.
" Veggie will love us forever. " the third giggled.
" Hmm... " the Veggie-germ got into a fighting position. He stood up on his tail and held his squiggly little arms
out as if ready to punch one of them, " Oh yeah? Well where does that leave me? "
" We are going to eat you. " the first germ grinned. The entire gang of Kaka-germs pulled out little forks and knifes
, " We are sure you will be very tasty. "
" Ehh!! " the Veggie germ gulped, ::There's so many of them, there's no way I can fight them all off!: he panicked,
then shook his head, ::NO! I must remain calm and in control! That's the only way I can beat them! If I get nervous my
ablilities are gonna suffer BIG TIME!:: " I'm not gonna let you eat me you cannabals! "
" We are not cannabals. " the second germ giggled.
" We are just hungry. " the 1st said.
" And looking out for our well being as Veggie's new roomates. " the 4th snickered. They all opened their mouths and
huge sharp pointy teeth shot out of their gums.
" EEK! " the Veggie-germ shrieked, terrorfied, " Ooh! I'LL TEACH YOU! " he flew at the first germ, then yelped as the
entire gang of Kaka-germs tackled him, screaming, " LET GO! LET GO LET GO LET--YEEEOW!! " he cried, then looked down at his
tail, which had a bite taken out of it. He glanced up to see the tip of it in one of the Kaka-germs mouths.
" Mmm, yummy. " it smiled.
The Veggie-germ gulped, " Bad day. "
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7:24 PM 6/21/2002
END OF PART 2
Chuquita: [the Corner Crew is now sitting outside the studio] The Kaka-germs have shown their true colors.
Goku: They're cannabalistic selfish little buggers....but I love them. (big cheesy smile) How about you Veggie?
Vegeta: [who's arms and legs are now tied up in bandage wraps. A smaller one around his head] Shuddup.
Chuquita: To fill the audiance in, Chi-Chi's ki blast, well, it fried the entire studio. Most of us were lucky to escape.
Goku: (happily) In fact, we had only one casualty!
Vegeta: Again, shuddup I say.
Goku: Oh you're just mad cuz Chi-chan beatcha to a pulp.
Vegeta: OF COURSE I'M MAD!!! (sniffles) Why didn't you save your little Veggie?
Goku: I did, I carried your lifeless body out of the fire!
Vegeta: There was a FIRE?!
Chuquita: You blacked out. Believe me, it wasn't pretty.
Vegeta: (sighs) I haven't seen any major carnage in ages...I kinda miss it. (reflective sigh)
Goku: Don't worry Veggie, it'll be alright.
Vegeta: Yes. One day after the EVIL ONE perishes from this planet, would you care to join me in a little romp around the
universe blowing up stuff and buying neat little tourist things at interplantary gift shops?
Goku: Sure! (grins)
Vegeta: (smiles) I feel much better now.
Goku: So do I! (sneakily) And do you know whyyyyyy?
Vegeta: No?
Goku: Because it is now LIMBO TIME!!! [a different mexican dance mix fills the air around them and a large disco ball appears
to lower out of one of the street lights]
Chuquita: (snickers)
Vegeta: (to Son) I wish I knew HOW you do that.
Goku: A true magician NEVER reveals his secrets. (grin)
Vegeta: You're not a magician your a martial artist!
Goku: (shrugs) Same difference. CAMERA PERSONS! THE LIMBO BAR!! [two people behind each of the TV cameras leave and return
holding a large wooden stick]
Vegeta: (to Chu) Well, at least Kakarrotto's out of that intresting banana girl outfit and back into his eye-blinding gi.
Chuquita: I agree with you on that one, Vedge. (sweatdrops)
Goku: (enthusiastic) ALRIGHT! IS VEGGIE READY TO LIMBO WTIH ME!!
Vegeta: Does it require any close hand-to-hand, cheek-to-cheek or skin contact with you at all?
Goku: Nope.
Vegeta: GREAT! Count me in!
Goku: Chu-sama?
Chuquita: Eh, why not. [joins them]
Goku: [all three standing infront of the limbo stick] Now, the idea of the Limbo is that the last one to go underneath the
limbo stick without knocking into it wins!
Vegeta: Sounds simple enough.
Chuquita: Yeah, especially since Veggie has the advantage, being so vertically challanged and all.
Vegeta: (glares)
Chuquita: Hehehheh. [bends down and starts to go under the limbo bar; Veggie trips her causing her neck to smack into the
limbo bar and fall down]
Vegeta: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
Chuquita: Ow.
Goku: (sighs) Tsk tsk. This is what happens when people do not keep their mouths shut....(peps up) O-WELL! ME NEXT!
[pulls off his boots to expose his bare feet] [bends down to the point where he's almost lieing on his back, then tippy-toes
underneath the limbo bar] [gets up] TA-DA!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) How did you do THAT?
Goku: (giggles) The world may never know.
Vegeta: [stares at the limbo bar] Hmm...
Goku: (happily) VEGGIE'S TURN! VEGGIE'S TURN!
Vegeta: (bites his lip then head for the limbo) Here I go. [walks underneath the bar with no trouble] .... (glares) [backs up
underneath it] (angry) I'M SHORTER THAN THE BAR!!!!
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee! Silly Veggie! Round two! [pushes him out of the way] LOWER THE BAR!! [the two camera men lower the
bar even further] READY VEGGIE!
Vegeta: (grits his teeth) Of...course...
Chuquita: At least you're not shorter than it anymore.
Vegeta: (glare)
Chuquita: (snicker) We'll see you in round two of our Limbo contest everyone. Be sure to stay tuned for Part 3 of Kaka-germs.
Goku: A hop a skip and a jump away will make the monkeys come out and play.
Vegeta: ...what?
Goku: Heeheeheehee! I love my little Veggie!
Vegeta: (glows) Yes, yes you do.
