12:34 AM 6/22/02
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Garfield"
Jon: Garfield, let's just sit here and think deep thoughts.
...
Jon: Do monkeys marry?
Garfield: Come back! You're too deep!

Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: AGAIN with the monkey stuff!
Chuquita: (grins) Can't help it....so, DO monkeys marry?
Vegeta: (snorts) I wouldn't know. I am a SAIYAJIN, _NOT_ a monkey.
Chuquita: Say, do you know what they do to old DBZ dub VA's after they're done with 'um?
Vegeta: No?
Chuquita: They use 'um as hampsters.
Goku: What?
Chuquita: The first English Kaio-sama (King Kai) and Dende are now the voices of Elder Ham and Panda on Hamtaro.
Vegeta: Well, that's pleasant. (rolls his eyes)
Chuquita: And the first English voice for Son-kun is now Rolf on Ed Edd and Eddy.
Goku: I like chickens Veggie!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) What about me?
Chuquita: (shrugs) Who knows.
Vegeta: (even bigger sweatdrop)
Chuquita: Personally, I like all 3 of your voices for different reasons. Your first English one makes you sound like the
maniacal crazy lil ouji you are, the second one I'm just used to after hearing him so long, and your Japanese one oozes
the whole royalty-voice thing.
Goku: (attention-getting) (big grin) Eeeeee?
Chuquita: I only really like your Japanese voice. (happy-girl) It sounds so CUTE!
Goku: Hear that Veggie? I'm cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
Vegeta: (bright red) Yes. Yes you are.
Chuquita: After I saw two full episodes of Son in Japanese I loved his original voice.
Goku: HEE. (in orignal voice) (to Veggie) Aishitaru chibi no baka no Veggie-chan!
Vegeta: [melts to the floor]
Chuquita: (looks down at the red puddle) Eew. Why must you do that to him.
Goku: (giggles) I love you silly little Veggie!
Chuquita: Let's continue the limbo contest, shall we?
Goku: (grins) Indeed. [looks down at the melted Veggie] Come Veggie! It is time for round two of the Limbo!
Vegeta: [gets up; solid] (dizzily) Wha??
Goku: LIMBO TIME LITTLE VEGGIE!
Vegeta: Ahh, yes. The SHORTNESS competition. Well Kakarrot I assure you that there is possible way your large body can win
this one. [walks up to the limbo bar and only has to bend slightly to make it under]
Goku: [repeats what he did the first round] Finished! (to camera people) Lower it more!
[they lower the bar]
Goku: Lower.
[they lower it even lowerer]
Goku: All the way almost to the floor!
[done]
Goku: (claps) YAY!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Wow. That's a, that's a long way down.
Goku: You bet! (politely) Veggies first!
Vegeta: OHHHHH NO! No no no! YOU go first Kakarrotto, since you're the one who decided to lower it this far anyway.
Goku: Oh-kay little Veggie. [walks over to the limbo bar and bends down]
Vegeta: (to Chu) He won't make it.
Chuquita: Eh?
Vegeta: Kakarrotto, who is obviously larger than I am, will take longer and need to focus more strength than I will...besides
he'll get caught by his nose. Watch.
Chuquita: [watches]
Goku: (happily chanting) I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm winning! [stops right before his nose] I'm---uh oh. Uhhhh....(thinks)
[pokes his nose in] Hee!
Chuquita: (gawks) How'd he do that!
Vegeta: (grumbles) With Kakarrot you never know.
Goku: [smiles as he makes it 3/4 of the way through]
Vegeta: A-hem. (coughs loudly) (ear-piercing) HEY KAKARROTTO!!!
Goku: AHH! (shrieks and knocks the limbo bar down) Ohhh! [puts his thumb in his mouth and blows his nose back outward again]
My head!! VEH-GEE! THAT WASN'T FAIR!
Vegeta: Yup. Too bad. What a shame.....OH WELL! It's MY turn now! [proudly walks over to the limbo bar; then studies it] Hmm.
(snaps his fingers! I've got it. [turns over and starts going under with his back facing up] (Chu & Son blink) [easily makes
it through] TA-DA! I did it! My petite-ness is good for SOMETHING! Do you hear me! I WON! __I___WON__!!!! (cheers) WOOOOOOO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WON! I BEAT KAKARROT AT _SOMETHING_! WHEEEE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [skips around Son &
Chu in a circle] (pauses and points at Son's chest] In your FACE, Kakarrotto!
Goku: (gasps) [moving his hands across his face] What? Where?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (sighs) Thanks Kakarrot, you've just taken all the fun out of whooping your butt.
Goku: (happily) Consider me whooped, Veggie.
Vegeta: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!! (grumbles) Sheesh!....
Chuquita: Hoo-boy....(to audiance) Well, here's Part 3 which is (most likely) the final chapter of "Kaka-germs"! I hope you
enjoy it!
Goku: So do I!
Vegeta: ....
Goku: (to Veggie) Well?
Vegeta: (still acting sore) Fine. Have your fun, miserable Earth-inhabitants.

Summary: Vegeta actually proves Goku's so called kako-germs really exist. When the little creatures realize who's watching
them they spring for a new home on the saiyajin prince. How will Veggie get rid of them? What happens when he decides to
NOT get rid of them? Will Goku be germ-less forever? Based on a comic strip I wrote.

Vegeta: Where IS that comic strip anyway?
Chuquita: In my notebook.
Vegeta: (sarcasm) Oh THERE'S a nice place for it.
Chuquita: (glares) Oh you just wait till I learn how to make a webpage this summer Veggie-brains, I've got a whole SLEW of
doodles of YOU.
Vegeta: "Slew"?
Chuquita: Yes, it's another term for "bunch" or "group".
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Ahh, my enlightenment lesson of the day.
Chuquita: You're welcome.
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" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
" Hey Veggie, did you just hear something? " Goku turned to his right.
" You mean that tiny scream for help? "
" Yeah. "
" Nope. Didn't hear a thing. " Vegeta responded. Goku sweatdropped, then sniffed the air.
" Smells like something's burning. " he said out loud. Vegeta looked up and scratched his head, only to pull out a
small piece of plastic. He narrowed his eyes.
" A tiny fork? " Vegeta held the object close to his right eye.
" Veggie! " Goku gasped, " Your hair's on fire!!! " he pointed to the small trail of smoke eminating from Vegeta's
hair.
" AHHH!! KAKARROT MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!! " he panicked, rubbing his head wildly and messing it up.
Goku took a whiff of the spot on Vegeta's head where the bonfire was being made, " Mmm, smells like hotdogs. "
" YOU'RE NOT HELPING!! " Vegeta pushed Goku's face out of the way and smacked the spot with his hand, putting the
fire out. He took a deep breath, " *whew*! "
" I wonder how THAT happened. " Goku said, bewildered.
" I'm not sure. " Vegeta said, equally confused.
Goku reached into the ouji's now messy mane of hair and pulled out a partially smokey blue orb. His eyes widened as
he took a closer look to see a squiggily-body-tailed vegeta-headed little creature, " Oh my goodness! IT'S A LITTLE
VEGGIE-GERM!! " he squealed with glee, then hugged it, " **AND IT'S __ALL MINE__!** "
" HEY! " Vegeta shouted angrily, sitting up, " YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY GERM! IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE!! "
" Well it's MY germ now. " Goku smirked, " Besides, you stole mine so I can have yours. An eye for an eye. " he
looked down at the already nerve-stricken Veggie-germ and grinned widely, " RIGHT LITTLE GERM? "
" AHHH!!! " the Veggie-germ shrieked, bouncing out of Goku's hands and around the bed. The two saiyajins chased the
germ madly, trying to capture it. The Veggie-germ out-witted them both and bounced towards the bedroom door just as it flew
wide open, allowing the germ to make a quick escape around the corner.
" ALRIGHT OUJI! I'M DONE WAITING NOW WHAT--THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! " Chi-Chi shrieked in utmost horror at the
scene before her. The ouji's room was now saturated in a warm pink and there were Goku and Vegeta tackled ontop of one
another on the waterbed while the bed's curtains fluttered infront of them.
" CHI-CHI! THE GERM IS GETTING AWAY!! " Goku shouted, " YOU HAVE TO GO AFTER IT!! "
" What? What germ? "
" THE VEGGIE GERM! WE TRIED TO GET HIM AND HE GOT SCARED OF ME AND RAN AWAY! " the large saiyajin cried.
Chi-Chi backed up to go after the supposed germ, then froze as Vegeta once again opened up his big mouth at a bad
time.
" Yes, Onna. You'd better go get that germ. Kakarrotto-chan and I have a lot of "negotiations" left to do. " he
smirked.
Chi-Chi turned around and stomped over to him, then glared, " What do you think you're up to! " she snarled.
" Aww, nothing. Just havin some nice quiet "bonding time" with Kakay here. He's so sweet during our little
"negotiations". " Vegeta snickered.
" OOH YOU!!!! " Chi-Chi felt her hands shake in anger.
" By the way, do you like what I've done with my hair? " Vegeta asked, tugging at his messy mane.
" Veggie! Veggie it's getting away! This isn't the time for you to be teasing Chi-chan! " Goku objected.
" It does look UGLIER then usual. " Chi-Chi responded.
Vegeta sweatdropped, then growled at her. He recomposed himself, " Well, if you must know Kakay was taking some nice
big kaka-whiffs from it. He thinks it smells very pretty. In fact Kakarrotto-chan thinks it smells even prettier than YOUR
hair does. "
" VEH-GEE! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HAIR!!! " Goku shouted, trying to unknot them from the massave pile the
two had formed while chasing the veggie-germ around the bed, " Hmmph! You were being so nice to me and then when Chi-chan
comes in you instantly have to go back to being a little meanie and start teasing her about things that DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN! "
" "Didn't..hap--" You mean---HA! OH GOKU! " Chi-Chi threw her arms around him, " Oh my sweet Go-chan you had me so
worried for a second I thought something terrible happened to you; cuertosy of the ouji; but it didn't! " she sobbed, tears
flowing down her cheeks.
" Aww Chi-chan, it's alright. " Goku smiled, patting her on the back, " All me-n-Veggie were doing was just laying
there on Veggie's waterbed and staring up at the ceiling. Nothing funny happened until my cooties set a lil part of Veggie's
hair on fire...at least I THINK it was MY cooties. It could have been Veggie's. "
" The OUJI has his OWN cooties?! " Chi-Chi gasped in awe and disgust.
" Yeah, I already told you that! " Goku said, slightly annoyied, " He got scared and ran away and we need to find him
so I can give him back to Veggie and Veggie can give my cooties back to me! "
" ...oh. " Chi-Chi blinked, " Well, in that case, AFTER HIM!! " she ordered as the couple dashed out of the room in
the direction the veggie-germ had left, leaving Vegeta sitting alone on his bed.
" Hey! Kakay! Come back to me! " he whined, then pouted. Vegeta shrugged and hopped out of bed, " Fine, you wanna be
that way, then I'll just have to catch that cootie before YOU DO! " Vegeta snickered determinedly as he ran out of the room.


" Now, what's this ouji-germ look like? " Chi-Chi asked Goku as they searched the living room.
" Well, he looks kinda like my germs, only he's blue and his head looks just like Veggie's the way my cooties's heads
look just like mine. " Goku explained as he lifted up a sofa.
" Do they bounce? " Chi-Chi said, looking upward.
" Yeah, I think they do. " Goku put the couch down and rumaged through its seat cushions, " Ooh! Look a quarter! " he
put the shiney coin in his pocket, " Why do you ask? "
" Well, there's something bouncing around on the ceiling fan, and it looks kind of blue. " Chi-Chi pointed to it.
Goku looked up and squealed.
" THERE HE IS! "
The Veggie-germ noticed Goku and screamed. It bounced off the fan and down the hall.
" I got it now Chi-chan! " he cheered happily as he raced after it, " Heh-heh-heh! I'm gonna get you you lil Veggie
by-product! " Goku giggled, then screeched to a halt as the germ lept onto a navy pantleg and held on for dear life,
whimpering nervously. Goku looked down at the bare foot the germ was hanging just above, " Hey, that little foot looks awful
familar. "
" It should. "
Goku looked up to see Vegeta smirking down at him, " Considering who it belongs to. "
" Little Veggie! " Goku said happily, " You stopped the germ! " he gave Vegeta a big hug, causing the ouji's face to
glow bright red.
" Uh-heh-heh-heh, I did, didn't I? " he giggled, flattered.
" Umm, Veggie? " Goku pulled away from the hug, " Can I have my little cootie-creature back now? "
" "YOURS"? " Vegeta smirked, " The last time I checked this particular germ belonged to ME. "
Goku's bottom lip wobbled, " YOU'RE NOT FAIR! "
Vegeta grinned, " HEEE.... "


" Did you miss me my little germ? " Vegeta said contently as he patted the little veggie-germ on the head. It purred
happily. The ouji sat back in the living room chair, " Aww, I missed you too. " he gave it a quick hug, " I never knew I had
my very own cooties--uhh--cootie, but I promise to take care of you just like I take care of my little kaka-germs! "
" He makes me sick! " Chi-Chi snarled, crossing her arms. Her, along with Goku and Bulma were standing in the doorway
leading from the kitchen to the living room.
" I swear, Vegeta's becoming a regular cootie-hotel the way this keeps up. " Bulma shook her head and groaned, " We
have to do something about this. "
" I want my cooties back!!!! " Goku wailed loudly. Chi-Chi and Bulma froze and quickly slapped their hands over
Goku's mouth.
" SHHHH!!! " they both said.
" Mmph? " Goku blinked in response, confused.
" Listen Goku, I want your cooties back on your body just as much as you do but if we're going to accomplish that
then we're going to have to think up a sneaky, rotten, no-good plan to do it. " Chi-Chi said.
" In other words, think like Veggie? "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " That's an understatement, but, yes. "
" Well, that's just fine, but how do we do it? " Bulma asked.
A lightbulb appeared over Goku's head.
" I've got an idea! "


" Oh little coooooo-tieeeeees? " a sing-song voice came from behind Vegeta, who was still holding his germ in his
hands. He clasped one overtop of each other, locking his veggie-germ inside just as he felt a tap on his shoulder.
" Kah--Kakarrotto? " the ouji squirmed at the large hand on his shoulder.
" Why he-llo little cooties. " Goku smiled, ignoring Vegeta completely and focusing on the little green dots bouncing
up and down on the ouji's shirt and pants, " You'll never believe what an especially specialerfic special gift I have gotten
just for YOU! "
All the cooties instantly paused their jumping to pay attention.
" I decided to go to the kitchen and get you a snack! Look! " he teleported infront of the cooties and the ouji, " I
cheez-whizzed and whip-cream sprayed myself from the neck down to my belly! " Goku grinned, who's gi top was now made of
cheeze-whiz, his t-shirt now a thick layer of whipped cream, " And it's the high-calorie extra thick kind. " he scooped a
piece of his 't-shirt' out with his finger and ate it, " MMM, I am so nummy. "
" WHEE!! " the kaka-germs lept off of Vegeta and attacked Goku's shirt and gi top, munching the food wildly, " Yummy
yummy yummy yummy! " they chanted. Goku let out a sigh of relief.
" Ahhhhh, I feel the harmonic fung shei of my body regaining its proper balance once again. " he smiled widely, then
sweatdropped to see the germs had finished eating and jumped back onto Vegeta, leaving Goku shirt-less and now covered in a
light layer of drool.
" Veggie Veggie Veggie! " they chanted.
Vegeta snickered, " Nice try Kakarrot. "
Goku hung his head, " Why! I was so CLOSE! " he sniffled as he dragged his feet back into the kitchen, " Why must
fate be so cruel. "
" Kakarrotto! "
Goku paused and looked over his shoulder, " Yes, Veggie? " he said, disappointed.
" Next time you should use that gooey strawberry preservative in the fridge. " Vegeta nodded, " It would taste
better. The cheeze-whiz leaves much to be desired. "
" Why would I do that again? " Goku said flatly.
" ....I dunno, just, you know, throwing ideas out to you....heh-heh. " Vegeta put his hand behind his head.
" ...right. " Goku cocked an eyebrow, then left.


" Well, feeding them is out of the question. " Goku said sadly as he sat at the table with Chi-Chi. Bulma was busy
making herself a sandwich, " They ate, left, and went right back to Veggie! " he sniffled.
" Ohhh, my Go-chan. " Chi-Chi gave him a kiss on the cheek.
" *sniffle* Thank you Chi-Chi. " he smiled weakly, " It's just not fair! They didn't even leave me a TIP for crying
out loud! "
" ... "
" ... "
" What? " Chi-Chi said.
" Uhh, nevermind. " Goku looked away, embarassed.
" Well maybe instead of making living on you look so appatizing you should try to get the cooties to see how horrible
it is to live on Vegeta instead. " Bulma spread a slice of ham on her sandwich, then took out a bottle of mustard.
" YEAH! " Goku cheered, hopping out of his chair and onto the table, " BULMA YOU'RE A GENIUS!!! "
" Aww, of course I am Son-kun, but thank you for noticing anyway. " she laughed.
" HAHA! I AM OFF! " Goku said, then zipped out of the room.
" I hope you know what you're doing. " Chi-Chi said to Bulma.
" Sure I know what I'm doing. I AM a genius. "
" Yeah, right. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " How COULD we have forgotten. "


" Why little cooties, did you know that living on little Veggies can be dangerous to your health? " Goku asked as he
once again stood before Vegeta and the cooties, now back in his regular gi and t-shirt top. Vegeta watched him from the sofa,
amused.
" Huh? " the cooties said curiously.
" Yeah, living on Veggie is very VERY dangerous! Why, do you know why Veggie only has ONE cootie left made by his OWN
BODY? " Goku asked, mockingly shocked.
" No. "
" No. "
" Nuh-uh. " the cooties said, shaking their heads.
" That's because... " Goku trailed off, " THEY ALL GOT KILLED UNDER THE INTENSE 500X GRAVITY!! "
" EEK!! " the cooties all screeched together, frightened.
" When Veggie trains in the gravity room the gravity can get up to 500 times normal. Your soft puffy little cootie
bodies would IMPLODE under such drastic circumstances! "
" Implode? " cootie #1 said, frightened.
" What is "implode"? " #4 asked.
" It is a flavor of ice cream. " #2 licked its lips.
" ICE CREAM!! " they all squealed happily at once, " VEGGIE VEGGIE VEGGIE! " the kaka-germs chanted ectatically.
Goku's face fell. Vegeta grinned at him victoriously. The large saiyajin turned around, " I'm going to take a long
walk... " he mumbled in shock.
" Oh-kay! " Vegeta said happily, " Bye-bye Kakay-chan! Remember, _I_ still love you. "
" *groan* Yeah whatever. "


" They thought the word "implode" was a flavor of ice cream. " Bulma said, surprised.
" Well, it does sound pretty similar to rocky road. " Goku responded.
" ... " Chi-Chi sat silent.
" Marriage is a type of food, eh Chi. " Bulma said flatly. Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at Goku.
" ... "
" What? "
" ... "
" WHAT!! "
" Well Goku, we can safely conclude your cooties share your brilliant mental skills. " Chi-Chi grumbled, then perked
up, " Of COURSE. "
" Hmm? " Goku glanced over at her.
" Playing upon their naivity. The ouji does it to you ALL THE TIME! " Chi-Chi clasped her hands together, then got up
out of her seat, " I'll be right back Go-chan. WITH your germs in tow. "


" Hello Ouji. " Chi-Chi stood beside the sofa Vegeta was sitting at.
" Hello Onna. " he nodded unassumingly.
" Say cooties, " she said, bending over slightly, " Did you know the Ouji here is only using you for your power to
temporarily send his mind into a state of unequivical mushy bliss? "
" Huh? " they all responded.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " ...oh-kay, let's move the vocabulary DOWN a level. " she cleared her throat, " Goku's cooties
, Vegeta hates you. Go home. "
" Veggie hates us? " Chi-Chi face-faulted as millions of little eyes stared up at her, tears welling up in them and
devastated looks on their Goku-ish faces. She turned the other direction to avoid her urge to hold and comfort the little
germ-like creatures.
" Awww, Veh-gee doesn't hate u, lil kaka-babies. " she froze then sent an icey glare at Vegeta, who was busy
baby-talking the kaka-germs, " Veggie wuvs his kaka-cooties vewy vewy much! "
The kaka-germs sent out a collective cooing noise, glowing bright pink and allowing a burst of red to enter the
ouji's face causing an expression of utter delight.
" OOH! " Chi-Chi fumed, " I HATE YOU OUJI!!! " she screamed, then stomped out of the room.


" It's HOPELESS! There's NOTHING we can do to get them back! " Chi-Chi said with frustration as she sat back down.
Bulma was halfway finished with her sandwich and Goku was busy drawing a picture of himself and his kaka-germs playing
together in a meadow with big happy smiles on their faces. He sniffled as a teardroplet fell onto the paper. The saiyajin
burst into tears, grabbed his picture and blew his nose with it. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Hoo-boy. " Chi-Chi turned to Bulma, " I don't suppose you could create something to make those cooties allergic to
ouji-boy, could you? "
" Sorry Chi. " Bulma said sadly, " In fact, I've never seen ANYTHING like them before in my life! Sure, I've heard of
cooties but never actual CREATURES of the same name. It must be a saiyajin thing. "
" Great. Just what I need, another stupid alien fact that ouji can use against me to tie himself closer to my Go-chan
! " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" But me-n-Veggie are already connected Chi-chan. Remember the portara fusion earrings? "
" I'd rather not. " she interupted.
" They connected our SOULS... " Goku said with big sparkily eyes.
" DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!! " Chi-Chi screamed, frightened.
Goku leaned over towards Bulma, " Say Bulma-san, did you know that if I tug my left ear ever-so-slightly Veggie can
feel the same tug on his right? " he said eagerly.
" Really? " Bulma said, intreged.
" STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!! " Chi-Chi wailed, ready to punch something, " GOKU I FORBID YOU TO SAY _ANYTHING_ IN
REFERENCE TO THAT _EVIL_ DAY FILLED WITH _DARKNESS_ AND _PAIN_!!! " her fists shook furiously.
" You mean when me-n-Veggie shared our bodies and souls with each other to defeat Majin Buu? " Goku asked.
" YES THAT DAY!!! " she said angrily.
" Oh-kay Chi-chan. " Goku nodded, " Hmm, I wonder if our cooties react in the same way.... "


" Zzzz...Zzzzz...Zz... " the sole Veggie-germ snored as it sat sound asleep in the palm of Vegeta's hand. The ouji
smiled at it, " You really are amazing you know that little "Veggie-germ"? " he chuckled, then felt the dozens of other
little eyes on his clothes turn towards the Veggie-germ, who's senses bolted him awake.
" There he is! " one of the kaka-germs shouted, pointing at the veggie-germ.
" Attack! "
" Attack! "
The Veggie-germ froze in his tracks, then lept out of Vegeta's hand and bounced onto the floor, followed by the still
hungry kaka-germs.
" GET HIM! "
" YEAH! "
" HELP!!! " the Veggie-germ cried as they all raced out of the room. Vegeta stared at his now empty clothes in a
panic and ran after them.
" COME BACK!!! COME BACK TO YOUR MOMMY RIGHT NOW!!! " he shouted at them.


" VEGGIE! " Goku shouted, running into the room, " THE GERMS! THEY'RE-- "
" --gone, I know. " Vegeta sighed sadly as he layed spread out on the sofa.
" NO! They've got your little Veggie-germ tied up and they're gonna cook him and eat him!! " Goku cried in a panic.
" WHAT!!!! " Vegeta roared, leaping to his feat, " WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON THEM!!! " he screamed, dashing down
the hall. His pace slowed to a steady stomp, " Those evil little Kako-fleas! How DARE they! " he growled, " I sheltered them,
fed them, kept them warm... " Vegeta sniffled, soppy-eyed, then shook it off as anger overcame him again, " I even
SPONGEBATHED those little Kako-shaped orbs!! " he said in distaste, then paused before a corner of the hallway. The
kaka-germs had the Veggie-germ surrounded in a circle. The little blue Veggie-germ was tied to a small wooden stick with a
little fire roasting just below his tail/foot.
" *A-HEM*! " a loud sound boomed from above them. The kaka-germs all looked up in confusion to see Vegeta glaring
down at them, " Hello, "babies". "
" *collective-gulp-of-ominous-impending-doom*! "
" My little Kaka-germs. We meet again. " Vegeta smirked. Some of the germs stared back in anger, shock, fright, and
just plain 'ol confusion. Vegeta bent down on his stomach and stared at them wide eyed, " What did you think you were doing
little Kako-cooties? Eating MY own cootie like that. " he said innocently, then roared in raging fury, " WHAT KIND OF
CANNABALISTIC MONSTER EATS ITS OWN KIND! "
One of the kaka-germs blinked, " A really hungry one? " it smiled.
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You MONSTERS! Betraying ME to eat HIM! " Vegeta grabbed his Veggie-germ in one swoop and coddled it against his
shirt. The Veggie-germ giggled contently. Vegeta glared at the Kaka-germs, " I'm ashamed to think how much I spoiled you! "
he raised his foot, ready to stomp the kaka-germs out of existance, " Say goodbye suckers! "
" VEGGIE NO! "
Vegeta froze. The kaka-germs grinned with happiness and flew at Goku's feet.
Vegeta screamed, " KAKARROT!!! "
Goku looked down to see his cooties chirping sweetly as they made their way back up onto his body, slowly climbing
upward, " My cooties! " Goku squealed, " They're all coming back to me! " he said with excitement.
" Well fine, I don't care. Good riddence to those evil little germs. " Vegeta said stubbornly, turned the other way.
Goku hugged his shirt full of kaka-germs with glee, " Oh I love you guys!! " he sobbed happily, then skipped off into
the kitchen, " HAHAHA HAHAHA! I'm a happy cootie paradise once again! WEEEEE! "
Vegeta snorted angrily, then slumped over as a dark cloud of depression hung over him, " Ohhhhhh... "


" You mean the ouji's cootie-free! " Chi-Chi said happily.
" Yup! You bet! " Goku grinned his trademark Son-smile.
" Oh Go-chan that's GREAT! " she gave him a hug, " I'm so happy for you! You're finally free of that evil little ouji
and his disgusting manipulating ouji-mind!! "
" Silly Chi-chan, " Goku giggled, " I'll never COMPLETELY be free from Veggie cuz we're both linked together by that
fusio-- "
" Silence Goku, you're ruining the moment. " Chi-Chi smiled, covering his mouth with her finger.
" Well, I guess we'll see you then. " Bulma nodded to them. The couple nodded back.
" Yes, " Chi-Chi took her finger off of Goku's mouth, " I guess we will. "
" Chi-chan I wanna say bye-bye to little Veggie-- " Goku said, then yelped as Chi-Chi slapped her whole hand over
his mouth this time.
" We'll be leaving out the back door. " Chi-Chi pointed to the door behind them, " No use walking all the way to the
front door when this one is right here. " she laughed nervously, opening the back door.
" You're just saying that because we would have to pass Veggie to get to the FRONT door, aren't you Chi-chan! " Goku
said with a stubborn, pouty look on his face.
" NO! No Goku, of course not-- "
" *glare* "
" --oh-kay, maybe we ARE leaving through the back so I don't have to watch you make some mushy goodbye to ouji-boy. "
Chi-Chi mumbled, " There. I told the truth, now let's get going. "
" YAY FOR CHI-CHAN FOR SHE IS HONEST! " Goku cheered, marching out the backdoor.
" Goodbye Bulma! " Chi-Chi said, closing the door behind them.
" Bye-bye Bulma! " Goku waved, then took a deep breath and shouted, " BYE-BYE LITTLE VEGGIE 'O MINE WHO I LOVE VERY
MUCH AND WILL MISS BADLY UNTIL I SEE HIM AGAIN TOMMOROW!!! "
Chi-Chi slammed the door on Goku's mouth.
" OWW! " Goku yelped, then pulled himself out, " Hey! Chi-chan that hurt! "
" It'll hurt even worse if you decide half-way to the car to go teleport yourself back inside to hug that little
monster goodbye! "
" Ohhhhhh, Chi-Chi! " Goku whined.
Bulma stared at the door and sweatdropped, " I'll never understand those two... "


Vegeta sat in bed under the covers, holding his Veggie-germ out infront of him. He stared at it sadly, " It feels so
lonely without all those kaka-cooties around. " he said, then smiled at the Veggie-germ, " At least I still have you, right
lil guy? "
The Veggie-germ's eyes widened as it looked up to see two kaka-germs sticking out of the ouji's hair holding forks &
knives. It gulped.
" AAUGH!!! " the Veggie-germ shrieked, bouncing off in fright, leaving Vegeta sitting there, stupified.
" Was it something I said!!? "
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11:58 PM 6/22/2002
THE END
Chuquita: You know, I think comparison-wise, Parts 1 & 3 quoted out most of the stuff from the original comic strip.
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, Chi-Chi and Bulma and Mirai weren't even in the comic version. In fact most of part 2 wasn't in it either.
The whole thing started out, believe it or not, as Veggie going nuts cuz you hugged his teddy bear (pookee) and got your
'filthy kako-germs' all over him. You dared Veggie he couldn't go 24 hours without the bear and he was going nuts. But then
it kind of evolved into the whole kako-germ thing after he brought out a microscope to his room (instead of going down to the
lab) and placed Pookee underneath it to show the kaka-germs eating up the stuffed bear. Which would be a more logical reason
for him to go crazy over the germs existance. Everything after that, with the exception of the visual gag comic strips is
intact somewhere within the story. I had this one funny gag that works in the comic but would never work in the fic. I had
Son-San sitting on the floor with a sad look on his face and a vacancy sign around his neck. A kaka-germ bounces over to him
and stares at him. Goku makes a big grin at it, the germ pauses, laughs loudly, and bounces off. Son now has an even more
depressed look on his face.
Goku: Aww, poor me.
Vegeta: (wearing a poorly-made paper crown reading "Limbo King" on it) (mockingly) Yes, poor poor Kakarrotto-chan.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) VeggieVeggie feels SORRY for little ME?
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) (dazed) I am sorry Kaka-chan...
Goku: (whoops) WHEE! [hugs Veggie] All is well in Veggie-Land! [notices Veggie's crown] Hey Veggie what's that?
Vegeta: (proudly) THIS is my new crown to show everyone that I have defeated you AND Chu in a competitive sport.
Chuquita: The limbo isn't competitive Vedge.
Goku: And it's not a sport.
Vegeta: SHUT UP! MUST YOU BOTH CORRECT EVERYTHING I SAY!!!
Chu & Son: (w/big grins) Yes.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Why do I even bother...
Goku: (happily) Because you love us!
Chuquita: Indeed.
Vegeta: Oh brother. (rolls his eyes)
Chuquita: Hmm, if my calculations are correct this should be up by next Friday.
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Chuquita: Oh, FF.net was recently down for a whole week, but do you seriously think that would stop me from writing?
Goku: (grins) NO WAY!
Chuquita: Point for Son! Exactly! I've written 5 things since it was down and I plan to upload one each weekday this week.
Part 3 of "Are You My Mommy" on Monday, "Part 4" of that on Tuesday, "Kaka-germs Part 1" on Wednesday, Part 2 on Thursday,
and Part 3, this one, on Friday.
Goku: Why not do it all at once???
Chuquita: Ugh, I NEVER do that! If I gave a whole glut of stuff on one day it would take away from each one individually. I'd
rather not let any of my parts be a glory hog and take away from another fic ya know. (to audiance) Speaking of fics, the
next one will feature our next "reviewer suggestion" Corner. This one's by Nekoni who wrote "Dress Goku and Veggie in
BUBBLEWRAP!"
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That's Nekoni alright...
Goku: (grins) I like Bubblewrap Chu!
Chuquita: So do I!
Vegeta: (glares at her) You only like it because Kakarrot will obliviously find some way to embarass me with bubblewrapping
antics!
Chuquita: (shrugs) That's part of it. That and, well I just like bubblewrap in general. Once I had this big roll of black
bubblewrap with these bubbles in it that were like 2 inches wide!
Goku: WOOO!
Chuquita: Un--fortuanately I have no idea what happened to it so you two are just gonna have to wear the regular white bubble
stuff.
Goku: (sad) Awww...
Vegeta: (flushes red with embarassment) KAKAKRROTTO AND I CAN'T WEAR THAT! IT'S CLEAR! EVERYONE WILL SEE US!!!
Chuquita: Nuh-uh-uh. If you wrap bubblewrap thick enough you can't see through it.
Vegeta: ...oh. Oh-kay then.
Chuquita: Guess what everybody? Remember that looong list of 8 fic ideas I wrote back in, uhh, I think it was "Little Buddy".
Anyway, I'm down to 2!
(confetti falls down out of nowhere)
Vegeta: Where'd that come from?
Goku: Who knows.
Chuquita: The next one I'm doing is the Circus fic, and after that is the Piccy one and after that, well I have a whole bunch
of new plotlines but you're gonna have to wait till the Piccy one to find out what they are. Here's a pre-summary for the
next story "Under the Big Top!": Goku runs off to join the circus; literally. Now Veggie, Mirai, and Bura have to stop him
before he makes the biggest mistake of his life.
Goku: That's a short summary.
Chuquita: Eh, it'll get bigger once I start the actual fic. Oh! BTW, Freezer's in this next one. So anyone who's ever
wondered what would happen if Freezer and Bura met...well, there ya go. I attempted "Under the Big Top" once before, but I
think I came in too early, so I'm just going to start with them at the Circus this time. I got into a big flashback and that
got messy so I stopped it.
Goku: Flashbacks are yummy
Chuquita: Yes they are. One day I'm gonna upload all the dbz fics I started but never finished, which is about 6. I was
thinking of putting them all in one big story as a bunch of mini-chapters.
Goku: Hmm. (to audiance) I guess this is goodbye to our dance-er-rama Corner, huh?
Vegeta: Thank God.
Goku: (sniffles) I'm gonna miss dancing with Veggie...
Vegeta: I won't.
Goku: (grins sneakily) Would Veggie like to dance with me one more time?
Vegeta: WHAT?! NO! I--well....
Goku: (grabs his arm) LA-BAMBA WITH ME LITTLE VEGGIE! (music comes back on) [twirls him around]
Vegeta: AAUGH! (nausious from spinning) I think I'm gonna be sick!
Goku: AY YAI YAI!
Chuquita: Goodbye everybody! Cya next time!