The courageous adventurers went back to Cold Plains using the Waypoint and
found Stony Fields.
Sorceress: Ok I think we should split up! Part of our group goes to Dark Woods to get the scroll we need in order to open the portal to Tristam to rescue Cain and the other part of the group find the stones in here, kill the enemies around them, make a Town portal and wait for others to get back!
Paladin: How come you always come up with strategies?
Sorceress: Well, in all the books I carry for spells. She pulled out a small book. I have the official Diablo II Expansion pack strategy guide!
Amazon: A wimp with her books...
Sorceress: What did you say?! Did I hear right?!
Amazon: I SAID A WIMP WITH HER BOOKS! She repeated loud enough for all enemies to hear as well.
Sorceress: Oh... Ok... Thought so... Sorry!
Druid: So, who's going to Dark Woods?
Necromancer: Me! Me! Me!
Paladin: If he goes, I'm staying here! Besides, the name says 'Dark'. I'm not willing to go.
Necromancer: ...
Assassin: I'll go with him! This name sounds full of stuff to kill!
Sorceress: I'll stay here to guide the others...
Amazon: I'll stay here as well, I don't wanna go with GUYS!
Sorceress: Well, the assassin isn't a guy.
Amazon: It's as if she was! She's the number 1 tomboy! She said not loud enough for the assassin to hear.
Barbarian: Me go!
Druid: I think I'll stay here, we'll reduce the lag if me and the Necromancer aren't at the same place, at the same time.
The group splitted up as planned. The first part found the stones with no problem...
Paladin: What's that funny little thing over there?
"Unknown Monster": RRRRRRRAKANISHU!!!!!!!
Sorceress: Let's see... She opened the strategy guide. His name is Rakanishu...
Amazon: We already know...
Sorceress: He has a lightning attack that can zap and fry his enem... it smells like something is burning...
Druid: MY FUR! Look what you have done to it Raka-thingie!
Rakanishu: R-R-R-R-R-R-R-A-K-A-N-I-S-H-U!
Sorceress: Oh man, I'll just cast a TP! She cast her Town Portal
**Meanwhile, in the Underground Passage leading to the Dark Woods**
Assassin: How are we going to find our way in here?
Barbarian: Don't know!
Necromancer: Hehe! I found a little something the other day, I think it can help us!
Assassin: What is it?
Necromancer: It's called a map hack.
Shadow Knight joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Shadow Knight: If you use the map hack, something bad will happen to you!
Necromancer: Like what? I don't believe you! Go away!
Shadow Knight: Fine! You were warned, don't forget I'm the one writing this!
Shadow Knight has left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Necromancer: Activate Map Hack!
Barbarian: Wow! Light!
Assassin: We can find our way now!
They went through the passage and out in the Dark Woods. They found the tree where the scroll is in no time, thanks to the map hack. They opened a Town Portal to went back to town. The Necromancer showed the scroll to Akara who translated it, showing the order in which the stones should be touched.
Necromancer: Let's go! See? Nothing bad happened and I used the map hack! I was right!
Assassin: I wouldn't speak too fast... just look at yourself...
The Necromancer was dressed in a bright pink dress.
Barbarian: Ha! Ha! Bright pink!
Necromancer: Is this an insult!? I can't even take it off!
Assassin: Haha! You shouldn't have used it! She warned you! Let's join the others.
Necromancer: I don't wanna go like this! I'm ashamed!
The barbarian picked him up and walked through the other portal. Everybody looked at the Necromancer and chuckled.
Druid: I thought you were more worthy than that, cousin spellcaster!
Necromancer: I wouldn't say that with the burnt fur you have on your back!
Druid: ...
Rakanishu: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAKANISHU!
Barbarian: RAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! He used his warcry.
Rakanishu: RAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Barbarian: RAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Rakanishu: RAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Amazon: Barbarians are stupid...
Barbarian: Amazons are smmmmmmmooooootttttttthhhhhhh!!!!!
The Sorceress grabbed the scroll and touched the stones in the right order. Lightning struck them which scared Rakanishu and other monsters away. A red portal formed in the middle of them.
Assassin: Let's go!
They got to Deckard and opened the cage that kept him imprisonned
Assassin: Nice trap!
Sorceress: D---
She was interrupted by the barbarian.
Barbarian: Dickard Cain, go out of here!
Deckard: DECKARD!
Paladin: See? We told you it's Deckard not Dickard... He opened a portal.
Everybody went back to town and went to see Akara for their reward. They all received a ring. The barbarian who didn't really know what to do with it, put it on his head.
Sorceress: Wow, it fits there! The circumference is really the size of his brain! Prodigious!
As the Barbarian was about to go hostile...
Necromancer: NEXT QUEST!!!!!
Sorceress: Ok I think we should split up! Part of our group goes to Dark Woods to get the scroll we need in order to open the portal to Tristam to rescue Cain and the other part of the group find the stones in here, kill the enemies around them, make a Town portal and wait for others to get back!
Paladin: How come you always come up with strategies?
Sorceress: Well, in all the books I carry for spells. She pulled out a small book. I have the official Diablo II Expansion pack strategy guide!
Amazon: A wimp with her books...
Sorceress: What did you say?! Did I hear right?!
Amazon: I SAID A WIMP WITH HER BOOKS! She repeated loud enough for all enemies to hear as well.
Sorceress: Oh... Ok... Thought so... Sorry!
Druid: So, who's going to Dark Woods?
Necromancer: Me! Me! Me!
Paladin: If he goes, I'm staying here! Besides, the name says 'Dark'. I'm not willing to go.
Necromancer: ...
Assassin: I'll go with him! This name sounds full of stuff to kill!
Sorceress: I'll stay here to guide the others...
Amazon: I'll stay here as well, I don't wanna go with GUYS!
Sorceress: Well, the assassin isn't a guy.
Amazon: It's as if she was! She's the number 1 tomboy! She said not loud enough for the assassin to hear.
Barbarian: Me go!
Druid: I think I'll stay here, we'll reduce the lag if me and the Necromancer aren't at the same place, at the same time.
The group splitted up as planned. The first part found the stones with no problem...
Paladin: What's that funny little thing over there?
"Unknown Monster": RRRRRRRAKANISHU!!!!!!!
Sorceress: Let's see... She opened the strategy guide. His name is Rakanishu...
Amazon: We already know...
Sorceress: He has a lightning attack that can zap and fry his enem... it smells like something is burning...
Druid: MY FUR! Look what you have done to it Raka-thingie!
Rakanishu: R-R-R-R-R-R-R-A-K-A-N-I-S-H-U!
Sorceress: Oh man, I'll just cast a TP! She cast her Town Portal
**Meanwhile, in the Underground Passage leading to the Dark Woods**
Assassin: How are we going to find our way in here?
Barbarian: Don't know!
Necromancer: Hehe! I found a little something the other day, I think it can help us!
Assassin: What is it?
Necromancer: It's called a map hack.
Shadow Knight joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Shadow Knight: If you use the map hack, something bad will happen to you!
Necromancer: Like what? I don't believe you! Go away!
Shadow Knight: Fine! You were warned, don't forget I'm the one writing this!
Shadow Knight has left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Necromancer: Activate Map Hack!
Barbarian: Wow! Light!
Assassin: We can find our way now!
They went through the passage and out in the Dark Woods. They found the tree where the scroll is in no time, thanks to the map hack. They opened a Town Portal to went back to town. The Necromancer showed the scroll to Akara who translated it, showing the order in which the stones should be touched.
Necromancer: Let's go! See? Nothing bad happened and I used the map hack! I was right!
Assassin: I wouldn't speak too fast... just look at yourself...
The Necromancer was dressed in a bright pink dress.
Barbarian: Ha! Ha! Bright pink!
Necromancer: Is this an insult!? I can't even take it off!
Assassin: Haha! You shouldn't have used it! She warned you! Let's join the others.
Necromancer: I don't wanna go like this! I'm ashamed!
The barbarian picked him up and walked through the other portal. Everybody looked at the Necromancer and chuckled.
Druid: I thought you were more worthy than that, cousin spellcaster!
Necromancer: I wouldn't say that with the burnt fur you have on your back!
Druid: ...
Rakanishu: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAKANISHU!
Barbarian: RAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! He used his warcry.
Rakanishu: RAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Barbarian: RAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Rakanishu: RAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Amazon: Barbarians are stupid...
Barbarian: Amazons are smmmmmmmooooootttttttthhhhhhh!!!!!
The Sorceress grabbed the scroll and touched the stones in the right order. Lightning struck them which scared Rakanishu and other monsters away. A red portal formed in the middle of them.
Assassin: Let's go!
They got to Deckard and opened the cage that kept him imprisonned
Assassin: Nice trap!
Sorceress: D---
She was interrupted by the barbarian.
Barbarian: Dickard Cain, go out of here!
Deckard: DECKARD!
Paladin: See? We told you it's Deckard not Dickard... He opened a portal.
Everybody went back to town and went to see Akara for their reward. They all received a ring. The barbarian who didn't really know what to do with it, put it on his head.
Sorceress: Wow, it fits there! The circumference is really the size of his brain! Prodigious!
As the Barbarian was about to go hostile...
Necromancer: NEXT QUEST!!!!!
