The group went to Charsi to get their armors and weapons fixed. While they were waiting a weird character walked up to them

Character: Hello there dear group of adventurers.

Assassin: Hello.

Character: My name is Gheed! I have everything you might need! Swords... Shields... Boots... Axes... etc... I have unidentified stuff if you wish to gamble too!

Amazon: Everything we may need?! Do you have Avon products?

Gheed: Avon...? I'm afraid not...

Amazon: Aw, screw you then!

Gheed walked away and planned to stay away from the weird people.

Charsi: Go to Outer Cloister and in the Barracks and bring back my Malus ok?

Everybody but Barbarian: Right!

They all went back to the Black Marsh and started walking toward Tamoe Highland.

Barbarian: Right!

Sorceress: What?

Necromancer: I think he just replied to Charsi.

Amazon: You're good...

They eventually found Outer Cloister... The barracks... and got to the Smith who guards the malus.

Sorceress: Wait, this isn't normal. We have done all this quest and nothing funny and bad happened.

Assassin: I think the author ran out of ideas!

Necromancer: I wouldn't speak so fast...

Paladin: Anyway, le'ts kill that evil Smith!

They opened the door where the Smith is.

Paladin: I know! I'll use my blessed hammers against it!

He cast the hammers. They started turning around him. They hit all of his party but not the Smith. Everybody fainted but the Paladin.

Paladin: Ah great!

The Paladin used his life leech weapon and charge to hit him repetively.

** 30 minutes later**

Everybody woke up...

Sorceress: This was a nice rest. She yawned.

Necromancer: Let's get this malus back to Charsi.

He grabbed the malus, opened a town portal and went back to town along with everybody.

Assassin: Where's the Paladin?

Barbarian: Got lost?

Amazon: No, you didn't get lost. and I think he's smarter than you so it's impossible. Hehehe!

Barbarian: ...

Druid: Let's wait for him...

**2 hours later**

A portal opened and a Paladin full of blood walked out of it.

Paladin: The evil fiend has finally died! I went to find the malus but it was already gone... We did it all for nothing.

Necromancer: You did, because we already brought it back.

The Paladin looked up. "You cannot complete the quest in this game. Another player completed it first."

Paladin: What do I get for killing the Smith?!

Everybody shook his hand, congratulating him.

Amazon: We wasted enough time already! On to the next quest... The boss, Andariel...