**In the Caravan, on their way to Lut Gholein**
Barbarian: Me be sick...
Paladin: I knew someone would get sick on the road!!! It's evil!!!
Necromancer: Go slay it then!
Paladin: ...
The Barbarian threw up on the Amazon.
Amazon: YUCK! YOU PIG!!!!!
Barbarian: Hmm... He frowned. Amazon not smoooooottttthhh anymore...
Amazon: ... Hmm... Barbarian not smarter. She said, mocking him.
**They arrived in Lut Gholein.**
The Amazon went to clean herself and the rest were all around the chest but the Assassin. They all grouped up a little later.
Assassin: I've got a mission... I talked to some girl Atma, she gave it to me. We have to sneak into the sewers and kill the king monster named Radament there so townfolks can take over and rule the town under their total control once more.
Paladin: Never! We would do such a disgraceful vilain act!
Barbarian: He got gold?!?
Sorceress: Does he have some spellbooks or artifacts?
Amazon: It's a man. He deserves to die!
Druid: His town is an offence to nature!
Necromancer: Can I keep his soul?
Paladin: HAAAAAaaaa go to hell, all of you!!!!
Assassin: God I love this group... Let's go!
They entered the Sewers.
Amazon: It smells as good in here as it did when the Barbarian was sick on me!
Paladin: Well Necromancer? This place is dark, with skeletons and stuff and you didn't say anything yet?
Necromancer: No, this does not smell like my house... and I don't wanna live here!
Barbarian: Smell ugly...
Assassin: Deja-vu, Barbarian...
Druid: Let's get going, I don't wanna stay here for too long...
They hurried to Sewers Level 2, then 3... and found Radament and his army of Skeletons.
Amazon: How come all important enemies are spellcasters and summoner?!
Druid: Because the other classes are not enough important.
Amazon: You want a hole in your foot too?!
Necromancer: Wow a colleague Necromancer! He summons and curses! I don't want to slay him, he's cool!
Assassin: Well we must!
Necromancer: Hey Radament. He pushed all the skeletons away and walked to him. I have a question for you.
Radament: uh?
Necromancer: You see, I use the spell Iron Maiden in fights. Think I should use any other curses?
Radament: Ah! You should use Life Tap too!
Necromancer: Really? Should I use Lower Resists as well?
Radament: Yeah! I crushed a group of people with that!
Necromancer: Oh yeah, I forgot you were the bad guy here and that our job is to kill you.
Radament: Hey you're right, why do I even speak to you?! Where's my army?!
Sorceress: Dead.
The Assassin and Barbarian attacked Radament at the same time, killing him in a few hits.
Paladin: Necro, why do you always befriend the foe?
Necromancer: Because they're better than you!
Paladin: ...
Amazon : You've reached Radament hotline! 1-800-Radamnt for all Necros in trouble! 1 gold piece the minute
A Tp noise filled the room.
Necromancer has expressed hostility toward Amazon.
Amazon: Was a joke! Cool down!
Necromancer: .
Necromancer is not longer hostile toward Amazon.
He went back through the TP.
Sorceress: Look! Over here! I found 7 books of skill for us! They are said to let us choose one free skills!
Everybody took the skill book but the Barbarian.
Druid: What's wrong, Barb? Take the book.
Barbarian: Worthless book!
Sorceress: Books aren't worthless! ...Why do you think that?
Barbarian: Me can't read! Me can't have skill!
The Amazon grabbed the book and smacked in on the Barbarian's head. It disappeared.
Amazon: That's how you do it for Barbarians.
Sorceress: According to my strategy guide, the next quest is the long and annoying quest 2; getting the Horadric Staff...
Necromancer: Let's get outta here!
Tp back to town...
Barbarian: Me be sick...
Paladin: I knew someone would get sick on the road!!! It's evil!!!
Necromancer: Go slay it then!
Paladin: ...
The Barbarian threw up on the Amazon.
Amazon: YUCK! YOU PIG!!!!!
Barbarian: Hmm... He frowned. Amazon not smoooooottttthhh anymore...
Amazon: ... Hmm... Barbarian not smarter. She said, mocking him.
**They arrived in Lut Gholein.**
The Amazon went to clean herself and the rest were all around the chest but the Assassin. They all grouped up a little later.
Assassin: I've got a mission... I talked to some girl Atma, she gave it to me. We have to sneak into the sewers and kill the king monster named Radament there so townfolks can take over and rule the town under their total control once more.
Paladin: Never! We would do such a disgraceful vilain act!
Barbarian: He got gold?!?
Sorceress: Does he have some spellbooks or artifacts?
Amazon: It's a man. He deserves to die!
Druid: His town is an offence to nature!
Necromancer: Can I keep his soul?
Paladin: HAAAAAaaaa go to hell, all of you!!!!
Assassin: God I love this group... Let's go!
They entered the Sewers.
Amazon: It smells as good in here as it did when the Barbarian was sick on me!
Paladin: Well Necromancer? This place is dark, with skeletons and stuff and you didn't say anything yet?
Necromancer: No, this does not smell like my house... and I don't wanna live here!
Barbarian: Smell ugly...
Assassin: Deja-vu, Barbarian...
Druid: Let's get going, I don't wanna stay here for too long...
They hurried to Sewers Level 2, then 3... and found Radament and his army of Skeletons.
Amazon: How come all important enemies are spellcasters and summoner?!
Druid: Because the other classes are not enough important.
Amazon: You want a hole in your foot too?!
Necromancer: Wow a colleague Necromancer! He summons and curses! I don't want to slay him, he's cool!
Assassin: Well we must!
Necromancer: Hey Radament. He pushed all the skeletons away and walked to him. I have a question for you.
Radament: uh?
Necromancer: You see, I use the spell Iron Maiden in fights. Think I should use any other curses?
Radament: Ah! You should use Life Tap too!
Necromancer: Really? Should I use Lower Resists as well?
Radament: Yeah! I crushed a group of people with that!
Necromancer: Oh yeah, I forgot you were the bad guy here and that our job is to kill you.
Radament: Hey you're right, why do I even speak to you?! Where's my army?!
Sorceress: Dead.
The Assassin and Barbarian attacked Radament at the same time, killing him in a few hits.
Paladin: Necro, why do you always befriend the foe?
Necromancer: Because they're better than you!
Paladin: ...
Amazon : You've reached Radament hotline! 1-800-Radamnt for all Necros in trouble! 1 gold piece the minute
A Tp noise filled the room.
Necromancer has expressed hostility toward Amazon.
Amazon: Was a joke! Cool down!
Necromancer: .
Necromancer is not longer hostile toward Amazon.
He went back through the TP.
Sorceress: Look! Over here! I found 7 books of skill for us! They are said to let us choose one free skills!
Everybody took the skill book but the Barbarian.
Druid: What's wrong, Barb? Take the book.
Barbarian: Worthless book!
Sorceress: Books aren't worthless! ...Why do you think that?
Barbarian: Me can't read! Me can't have skill!
The Amazon grabbed the book and smacked in on the Barbarian's head. It disappeared.
Amazon: That's how you do it for Barbarians.
Sorceress: According to my strategy guide, the next quest is the long and annoying quest 2; getting the Horadric Staff...
Necromancer: Let's get outta here!
Tp back to town...
