Sorceress: Ok, in the book it says the Horadric Staff is formed of a shaft and an amulet for the head. The shaft is the Staff of King which is under the Far Oasis and the amulet is the amulet of the viper found in the valley of snakes near the Lost City. We have to assemble it using the Horadric Cube. It is in the Halls of the dead in the Dry Hills!

Everybody fell asleep...

Everybody: ZZZZZZ.......ZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZ.............

Sorceress: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazon: Hmm... What would we do without the nerd with us?

Sorceress: You'd be stuck! You wouldn't know where to go!

Assassin: Well, we could always ask what to do...

Sorceress: I'm not gonna say anything anymore then!

Everybody: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paladin: I suggest we split up, it will go faster.

Sorceress: Paladin, Necromancer, Barbarian and Druid you get the amulet. Bigger group because it's far away. I'll go with the Amazon to get the staff and Assassin, you go alone for the cube.

Assassin: Why alone?

Sorceress: Because it's the easiest part of the quest!

Assassin: Ah... right!

Sorceress: Ok! Let's get going!

Everybody: Right!

All the group went out in the Rocky Waste. Whatever part of quest they were on, they all had to pass by there. They were beginning to think the weather was a bit... warm...

Druid: It's kind of hot in here...

Barbarian: Hot but Amazon hotter!

Amazon: WILL YOU EVER STOP?!?! She sighed

Assassin: Damn! The sweat dripping down my arms is rolling to my claws! Under the sun, they will stain!

Paladin: Make sure you buy stainless ones next time, Maybe go back to the Rogues Encampment and talk to Gheed he must have some!

Assassin: Too far...

They entered the Dry Hills and the Assassin left the group to find the Halls of the Dead. They continued their way to Far Oasis where the Sorceress and Amazon left. The rest of the group went on to Lost City.

Necromancer: I'm so glad to be working with you, Pal. His voice was pretty sarcastic.

Paladin: Oh me too! Look over there! The Valley of Snakes!

The sky suddenly got dark as they walked in.

Druid: Great, what just happened? We don't have the nerd with us to answer with her strategy guide!

Barbarian: Me have guide! Me stole it!

Paladin: No! Stealing is not right! It's bad!!! I'll have to punish you for your selfish behavior!

Necromancer: Shut up! It's a good thing, at least we'll know what just happened.

Paladin: ... Good point... He sighed

Druid: According to the book, when we will enter the Claw Viper Temple, we will destroy an atlar that will restore the light.

Paladin: Ah ok, then let's do it.

They entered the Temple...

Druid: I don't like snakes!

Necromancer: They're animals! Aren't you supposed to like them!

Druid: I'm not a normal Druid ok!

**30 minutes later**

Barbarian: We're lost!

Druid: Good constation...

Paladin: Hey Necro! Are you sure you don't want to use the map hack to find our way? He laughed.

Necromancer: ... Very funny

Barbarian: RAH! Me found the way! Level... He tought... 1...3...2...5...4... Level 3 over there!

Paladin: After 1 is 2...

Druid: We don't care!

They entered a room filled with snakes and started attacking.

Necromancer: Those demon snakes are a piece of cake! My skeletons are shredding them to pieces!

Paladin: My Fists of the Heavens shock them to death!

Druid: My wolves only leaves their bones!

Necromancer: I make the corpses explode with the spell Corspe Explosion!

Paladin: My aura Fanaticism adds damage, attack speed and attack rating to all!

Druid: My bear smashes them to bits!

Necromancer: My poison makes their blood consume itself!

Druid: I strike from air using by unstoppable ravens!

Barbarian: Hit with Swords!!!

Druid, Necromancer and Paladin : ...

Necromancer: You know I never saw your true value as a companion

Druid: So true...

Paladin: I agree with you, Necro. Rare uh!?

Barbarian: Wha?

Druid: Nothing...

**Meanwhile, in the Halls of the Dead**

Assassin: Well, I'm holding the cube, it's true this part of quest was easy!

**At the same time, in the Maggot Lair**

Amazon: How many levels are there in this lair?

Sorceress: I don't know, I'll check in my strategy gui.... AH SOMEONE STOLE IT!

Amazon: Aw, screw it...

They ran into a bbbbigggggggg worm surrounded by smaller ones...

Sorceress: I can't have its name and what it does but, according to my knowledge, that's the boss.

Amazon: You're bright! SSSSSSSTRIKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

The Amazon destroyed the big worm and the others before the Sorceress had time to do anything. Goey stuff flew all over her.

Amazon: EWWWW! Gross!!!!!!!!!!

Sorceress: Here's the staff!!!

**Back to the Claw Viper Temple**

Druid: Let's crush the atlar!

The Necromancer hits it with his wand... he hits again.... again... nothing happens.

Necromancer: ...

Barbarian: RAH! Me do it!!!

He smashes the atlar in one hit with his sword.

Necromancer: ...Ok... wands are not made to hit...

All the group headed back to town.

Sorceress: Finally done! Who took my book?!

Necromancer: The Barbarian did, here I have it.

She grabbed it back from it and started talking to it.

Sorceress: Poor little bookie... I hope they didn't hurt you... mommy is there now... She hugged it.

Amazon: I have goo on my clothes but I think it got to her brain...

Assassin: LET'S END THIS DAMN QUEST!

They put the staff back together.

Druid: Next...?