Sorceress: The next quest is the EVIL SUMMONER!!!

Necromancer: Yay!

Amazon: Try not to start a conversation with him this time.

Necromancer: ...

Shadow Knight has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.

Paladin: What do you want this time?!

Shadow Knight: Nothing! It has been a while since I came, I'm sure the readers were starting to miss me!

Necromancer: I sure didn't... He whispered.

Shadow Knight: What did you say?!

Necromancer: Nothing!!!!!!!

Shadow Knight: I was going to help you but screw this! I'm going, see you!

Shadow Knight has left our world. Diablo's minions all close their fists and extend their middle fingers at the Necromancer.

Paladin: Look what you did! You made the author mad!

Necromancer: ...

Sorceress: According to my guide, we have to go through the Palace then we activate the portal there and we enter it... then through Arcane Sanctuary to find the Summoner.

Druid: Let's get going!

The group did as they were supposed to and arrived in the middle of the Arcane Sanctuary.

Sorceress: This place actually distorts reality! Prodigious!

Amazon: Wow! it's beautiful! I feel like in a cartoon!

Necromancer: The sky is dark so I like it.

Druid: The sky is filled with bright stars... My ravens can finally fly freely! I love nature!

Paladin: It has 'sanctuary' in its name... I'm sure holy can rule over this place!

Assassin: Phew, at least it's not as warm as the desert from earlier... My claws should be ok!

Barbarian: ME NO LIKE THIS PLACE! PLACE NOT NORMAL!

Everybody: ...

Sorceress: Well, we can go East, West, North or South. To decide, let's vote! I say East!

Druid: West!

Amazon: North!

Necromancer: East!

Paladin: South!

Assassin: North!

Sorceress: Well what do we do? North or East?

Paladin: Wait! Our Barbarian friend didn't vote, he will decide! Barbarian, which way?

Barbarian: THE PORTAL!!! ME NO LIKE IT HERE!!!

Sorceress: ... Let's go North...

The group went North and arrived at the end of the road. They didn't find anything. They decided to go East... still nothing... West; nothing...

Paladin: I told you South was the right way!

Necromancer: Shut up, let's go!

They went South... Our heros arrived at the Summoner and moved back quickly.

Everybody: Plan!?

Sorceress: Hehe! You called me? Ok. This warlock is quite bright and powerful... A simple spell can't kill him and his armor is too strong for our weapons. If he gets us we're done for! Only one mighty blow of our big friend here can slay him...

Barbarian: hehehe... Wha?

Sorceress: You hit him when he has his back turned on you. Got it?

Barbarian: After intense reflexion... YEAH!

Sorceress: Paladin, you blind him with an electric spell and hit his helm with your shield.

Paladin: Right.

Sorceress: Then the Amazon throws a spear behind his feet to make him trip.

Amazon: Right.

Sorceress: Then when he tries to get up, the Necromancer sends all his skeletons and his golem and the Druid all his wolves and his bear on him.

Necromance & Druid: Right.

Sorceress: That occupied, he won't see me throw a spell to freeze him. Then our Barbarian cut his head off!

Assassin: What do I do?

Sorceress: You stay away and if anything goes wrong, use a TP and go back to town to get us some help.

Assassin: Ok, right.

Sorceress: Ok??

Almost everyone: RIGHT! ... .... Barbarian: YEAH! RIGHT!

Sorceress: Adventurers!

Everybody: Go!

Sorceress: Adventurers!

Everybody: Go!

Sorceress: Adventurer!

Everybody: Go! Go! Go!

Necromancer: I hate the author, she makes us do stupid stuff! We're not a baseball team!

They got to the warlock. The Paladin blurred his vision but got kicked back from a backhand slap. The Amazon threw and missed the ground behind him. He turned around and cast a firewall that forced her to move back. The Druid and Necromancer's minions attacked simultaneously but some were afraid of the flames cast by the warlock and the skeletons break themselves on his armor. The sorceress desperatly cast her frozen orb but the Summoner's armor reflected it and it hit the ground. The Warlock cast an iceblast on the Necromancer and Druid to freeze them. He, then, walked to the sorceress for a little fun but tripped on the ice formed by the spell the sorceress missed. He fell and broke his neck. All his spells wore off. Everybody got up, whining...

Sorceress: Well... That wasn't so bad, was it?

Almost everybody else: GRRRRRRRRRR.

Barbarian: He scratched his head. Wha?

Assassin: This is the funniest things I've ever seen!

Druid: Did you take this strategy from your strategy guide, Sorceress?!

Sorceress: Erm, no... I tried to make this one up...

Everybody: WELL NEXT TIME DON'T!

Assassin: HAHAHAHAH.....

Sorceress: Look! There's a book there. It's the Horazon's Journal! It is said that this book holds the secret to open a portal to the Canyon of the Magi, where the boss is! I'll read it:

"Seekers of the tomb of Tal Rasha, will find it through the portal..."

She stopped.

Sorceress: How come everytime I try to read something, the Barbarian's voice comes up and replaces mine?

Necromancer: Because the creator of the game thought your voice was annoying, so he picked the Barbarian's even though he cannot read...

Barbarian: Uh?

Sorceress: ...

Paladin: A red portal appeared! Let's go!