They all stepped through the Portal but the Sorceress.
Assassin: ARGH! Desert again!
Amazon: Hey tomboy! Shut up.
The Sorceress arrived.
Sorceress: There are false tombs but the real tomb is the one with the triangle symbol at the entrance.
Barbarian: ME FIND TRIANGLE!
He ran away to find the tomb with the triangle.
Druid: I think he was proud, he understood a part of our quests...
Amazon: I told you men are stupid!
Sorceress: All in the muscles, nothing in the head.
Assassin: At least he can lift something heavier than a book...
Sorceress: FROZEN OR---
Necromancer: Should we let him get lost?
Paladin: Stop being so mean to our companion! He may save our life someday!
Sorceress: That day, I'll burn my books...
Paladin: Let's follow him!
They found the tomb with the triangle sign and entered.
Paladin: This place is wide! There are many foes around here! Let's be careful!
They started killing stuff in the tomb.
Druid: What are we looking for in here anyway?
Necromancer: We're looking for a place in which to put the staff.
Sorceress: How do you know that?!
Necromancer: I read over your shoulder...
They arrived to the place.
Amazon: So, who has the staff now?
They all remained quiet.
Sorceress: ...?
Barbarian: Well, me had staff... Me lost staff!
Everybody else: SSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow Knight has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Necromancer: Make the Barbarian more intelligent or we'll hostile you!
Shadow Knight: You forgot I'm level 99, here's a staff for you guys. I don't want you to do it again. It was boring! BYE!
Shadow Knight has left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Assassin: Ok! She put the staff in its place then backed away.
Lightning struck the wall, destroying it, opening a hole to Tal Rasha's Chamber.
Barbarian: WHY WE USED STAFF?!!?! My axes can cut rock like lightning!
Sorceress: Strategy...
Everybody: NO!
Sorceress: I don't care! The boss is called Duriel he's a big insect monster has a freezing aura and does a lot of damage. He can also poison! Suggestions?
A bee passing by could be heard...
Sorceress: Ok, as I thought... Let's see.
Amazon: I'm not going against a bug-type monster again! Too gooey!
Assassin: Too girly...
Barbarian: STRATEGY! WE HIT, HIT HIT, MONSTER DIES! ACT 2 DONE! RAH!
Everybody but Sorceress: Ok!
They entered the room but the Amazon stayed in the other... The Barbarian took part of his life away with his swords. The Sorceress slowed him down with a frozen orb then she used firewall to damage him. The Assassin stabbed him several times with her claws. The Necromancer and Druid sent their minions and attacked from away. The Paladin charged at him with his war hammer.
Paladin was slained by Duriel.
Sorceress was slained by Duriel.
Barbarian was slained by Duriel.
Assassin was slained by Duriel.
Druid was slained by Duriel.
Necromancer was slained by Duriel.
The Amazon entered the room and shot a single arrow at the monster, killing him in one hit since he didn't have much life left.
Necromancer: Damn! He didn't have much life left, we almost had him!
Sorceress: At least, with MY strategies we don't die!
Paladin: Wait, what's this?!
'Quest Completed'
Amazon: HAHA, I'm the only smart one! I'm the only one who didn't die! I got the items he dropped!
Amazon was slained by poison.
Amazon: ...
Sorceress: Corpes all!
They went back to get their corspes.
Necromancer: Holy triumphs once more!
Paladin: THAT'S MY LINE!
Necromancer: Shadow Knight, I hate you! Stop making me say crazy stuff!
A blinding light filled the room an archangel appeared slowly fell from the top of the room.
Archangel: Greetings, I am the archangel Tyrael...
The Paladin got down on his knees and bowed, under Tyrael
Paladin: AN ARCHANGEL!!!!!!
Necromancer: ...
The wires that were holding Tyrael broke and he fell on the Paladin.
Shadow Knight has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Shadow Knight: Sorry about that! I ran out of budget for this part... She laughed nervously.
Paladin: ...
Shadow Knight has left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Assassin: Anyway, let's go talk to Meshif, the boat guy and then we sail to Kurast Docks!
Assassin: ARGH! Desert again!
Amazon: Hey tomboy! Shut up.
The Sorceress arrived.
Sorceress: There are false tombs but the real tomb is the one with the triangle symbol at the entrance.
Barbarian: ME FIND TRIANGLE!
He ran away to find the tomb with the triangle.
Druid: I think he was proud, he understood a part of our quests...
Amazon: I told you men are stupid!
Sorceress: All in the muscles, nothing in the head.
Assassin: At least he can lift something heavier than a book...
Sorceress: FROZEN OR---
Necromancer: Should we let him get lost?
Paladin: Stop being so mean to our companion! He may save our life someday!
Sorceress: That day, I'll burn my books...
Paladin: Let's follow him!
They found the tomb with the triangle sign and entered.
Paladin: This place is wide! There are many foes around here! Let's be careful!
They started killing stuff in the tomb.
Druid: What are we looking for in here anyway?
Necromancer: We're looking for a place in which to put the staff.
Sorceress: How do you know that?!
Necromancer: I read over your shoulder...
They arrived to the place.
Amazon: So, who has the staff now?
They all remained quiet.
Sorceress: ...?
Barbarian: Well, me had staff... Me lost staff!
Everybody else: SSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow Knight has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Necromancer: Make the Barbarian more intelligent or we'll hostile you!
Shadow Knight: You forgot I'm level 99, here's a staff for you guys. I don't want you to do it again. It was boring! BYE!
Shadow Knight has left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Assassin: Ok! She put the staff in its place then backed away.
Lightning struck the wall, destroying it, opening a hole to Tal Rasha's Chamber.
Barbarian: WHY WE USED STAFF?!!?! My axes can cut rock like lightning!
Sorceress: Strategy...
Everybody: NO!
Sorceress: I don't care! The boss is called Duriel he's a big insect monster has a freezing aura and does a lot of damage. He can also poison! Suggestions?
A bee passing by could be heard...
Sorceress: Ok, as I thought... Let's see.
Amazon: I'm not going against a bug-type monster again! Too gooey!
Assassin: Too girly...
Barbarian: STRATEGY! WE HIT, HIT HIT, MONSTER DIES! ACT 2 DONE! RAH!
Everybody but Sorceress: Ok!
They entered the room but the Amazon stayed in the other... The Barbarian took part of his life away with his swords. The Sorceress slowed him down with a frozen orb then she used firewall to damage him. The Assassin stabbed him several times with her claws. The Necromancer and Druid sent their minions and attacked from away. The Paladin charged at him with his war hammer.
Paladin was slained by Duriel.
Sorceress was slained by Duriel.
Barbarian was slained by Duriel.
Assassin was slained by Duriel.
Druid was slained by Duriel.
Necromancer was slained by Duriel.
The Amazon entered the room and shot a single arrow at the monster, killing him in one hit since he didn't have much life left.
Necromancer: Damn! He didn't have much life left, we almost had him!
Sorceress: At least, with MY strategies we don't die!
Paladin: Wait, what's this?!
'Quest Completed'
Amazon: HAHA, I'm the only smart one! I'm the only one who didn't die! I got the items he dropped!
Amazon was slained by poison.
Amazon: ...
Sorceress: Corpes all!
They went back to get their corspes.
Necromancer: Holy triumphs once more!
Paladin: THAT'S MY LINE!
Necromancer: Shadow Knight, I hate you! Stop making me say crazy stuff!
A blinding light filled the room an archangel appeared slowly fell from the top of the room.
Archangel: Greetings, I am the archangel Tyrael...
The Paladin got down on his knees and bowed, under Tyrael
Paladin: AN ARCHANGEL!!!!!!
Necromancer: ...
The wires that were holding Tyrael broke and he fell on the Paladin.
Shadow Knight has joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Shadow Knight: Sorry about that! I ran out of budget for this part... She laughed nervously.
Paladin: ...
Shadow Knight has left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Assassin: Anyway, let's go talk to Meshif, the boat guy and then we sail to Kurast Docks!
