The Non-Deoderant Boy

(A/k ok this is for a friend and myself who happened to fall victim to a
very stinky boy, these are our notes. I wouldn't read this if I were you
because it will not make sense and it will be boring. )


Rita,
he's started the burping thing again!!!!!
And he smells awful!!!!!


Hold on Halley! I better not still be in a group with Roman!
Oh I feel sorry for you now he's whistling.....

You can hear it too? I don't know how much more I can take!!!!
He's so annoying!!! and I'm going to need a gas mask!

Ok, if I was sitting beside him I would have spazed at least 500 times! If
you say something like "It is very healthy to wear deoderant, did you know
Anthony? That should get him wearing it!

I don't know, I don't want to make him cry! But the smell is getting pretty
bad! YES! he's moving away! I can breathe through my nose now!

Now your back beside him. Was the fresh air good while it lasted? I really
really,REALLY! Don't want to do this french restarant thing!

I know! Now your with Roman again!!! I feel bad for you. The fresh air was
wonderful while it lasted. But now it smells like B.O and farts.

You should bring air freshener tommorrow. My name for my restaurant thingy
is Gertrude, yes I wanted it to be an awful name. I got to yell at Roman in
our thing too. How's yours going?

How imaginative! Ny thing is going great! But Anthony still smells. I am
seriously investing in a gas mask. God. Don't people know enough by
hughschool to have good personal hygiene and to wear deodorant! He's evil
to make us suffer from his stench.

Aah! I think I'm starting to smell the B.O, It's getting stronger.......
it's consuming...

I know! What the hell is wrong with him? Do you know what's even grosser? He
has gym in the afternoon. Could you imagine having to sit near him after
that? Sick!!!!! He is such a rude asshole! Can't he keep his comments to
himself and quit burping!!

I know argh! I'll bring a weapon of some sort to rid of us his gay presence
LOL if I had to sit beside him after gym I would either: demand to be
removed or walk out of the classroom!!!!!!!!