This is a small, short, little crossover I thought might be funny. I
thought, what would happen if teh Croc Hunter saw Pokemon? What would he
do? Something funny is bound to happen!
By the way, I don't own Crocodile Hunter or Pokemon, but both are really
cool, and I wish I owned the properties.
Pokémon Hunter
(Scene opens with Steve Irwin aka The Crocodile Hunter riding along in his little humvee with his wife Terri and a very familiar guide driving. The guide, Professor Oak, is talking to Steve, warning him about the dangers of Pokemon. Steve just shrugs it off).
Prof. Oak: Now Steve, just remember, if a Pokemon attacks you, they will not hurt you too badly, but you may be slightly charred for about a week.
Steve:(shrugs) I've faced more dangerous things in my life. That spitting cobra, that was a beaut. You don't want to get it's venom too near to your face. You could go blind, or even die!
(Terri looks embarrassed)
Prof. Oak:(Sounding uninterested) That's nice.
(The truck stops and a noise comes from the bush. Steve gets out to investigate. Terri follows).
Prof. Oak: You go explore, Steve, I'll go back to the visitors centre. Call me on your Pokedex when you are finished.
Steve: A what-é-dex?
Prof. Oak: Um...the cellphone looking thing I gave you. The number is already programmed in.
(Steve nods and heads off, leaving Prof. Oak).
(Steve and Terri head toward the bush that the nosies were coming from. Steve pokes at the bush and a small yellow mouse-like creature jumps out).
Steve:(looks surprised) CRIKEY! It's a Pikachu! They have huge electric sacks in their cheeks to store energy! When they get mad, you are in for a shock!
Pikachu:(scratching it's head) Pika pi?
Terri: You confused it, Steve. Look at him. He looks so helpless.
Steve: Helpless, but deadly! When in battle he can let off jolts of electricity so large, it can kill a small, non-animated, elephant!
(Terri moves some of the bush out of the way revealing some sleeping Pichu).
Terri: It looks like our Pikachu is a mother! Look at the cute little Pichu!
(Pikachu walks back over to it's Pichu babies and pats them. Steve gets in for a closer look).
Steve: Let's have a look at what one of these Pichu looks like up close.
(Steve attempts to pick up a Pichu, but Pikachu gets angry and shocks Steve).
(Steve looks a little smokey and charred around the edges).
Steve: Crikey! What a blast!
Terri: Are you ok, Steve?
Steve: I'm fine. Let's go look for other Pokemon!
(Steve and Terri walk away from the Pikachu and it's family. The Pikachu is shaking it's fist at Steve. Steve and Terri end up in a cave nearby).
Steve: We are sure to find a great Pokemon in here! Let's have a gander!
(Steve walks into the cave a bit more. A whole flock of Zubat fly out. Steve stumbles out with a few bite-marks on his face and arms).
Terri: Steve! What did you do to them?
Steve: I just riled them up a bit. They had a go at me, too. I'll be fine, though. Let's move on.
(Steve and Terri walk along until they find an Arbok slithering though the sand. Steve picks up the Arbok by the tail. The Arbok starts flailing around trying to use it's Poison Sting attack on Steve).
Steve: Crikey! It's like one of them spitting cobras! It even makes the same sound!
Terri: Steve, I'd be careful. That looks dangerous!
(A shadow covers Steve, Terri, and the Arbok. Steve lets go of the Arbok and lets it slither away).
Terri: STEVE! LOOK OUT!
(Steve dodges as a Charizard swoops down on him. The Charizard does a Fire Blast at Steve. Terri is soon on the phone with Professor Oak).
Terri: Yes, he's been shocked by a Pikachu, bitten by a Zubat, and fried by a Charizard. Perhaps we should bring him back, now.
Steve: (a small bit of smoke puffs out of his mouth) Crikey!
**************************************************************************** **** I hope you liked that. If you want more of this fun, tell me. Also, feel free to suggest other scenarios to put the Croc Hunter in. Perhaps Steve becoming the Digimon Hunter? Steve searching for animals in a giant Gundam mech? Steve searching out zombies and other creatures in the Spencer Estate mansion? You make the call. Until then, catch ya later.
Pokémon Hunter
(Scene opens with Steve Irwin aka The Crocodile Hunter riding along in his little humvee with his wife Terri and a very familiar guide driving. The guide, Professor Oak, is talking to Steve, warning him about the dangers of Pokemon. Steve just shrugs it off).
Prof. Oak: Now Steve, just remember, if a Pokemon attacks you, they will not hurt you too badly, but you may be slightly charred for about a week.
Steve:(shrugs) I've faced more dangerous things in my life. That spitting cobra, that was a beaut. You don't want to get it's venom too near to your face. You could go blind, or even die!
(Terri looks embarrassed)
Prof. Oak:(Sounding uninterested) That's nice.
(The truck stops and a noise comes from the bush. Steve gets out to investigate. Terri follows).
Prof. Oak: You go explore, Steve, I'll go back to the visitors centre. Call me on your Pokedex when you are finished.
Steve: A what-é-dex?
Prof. Oak: Um...the cellphone looking thing I gave you. The number is already programmed in.
(Steve nods and heads off, leaving Prof. Oak).
(Steve and Terri head toward the bush that the nosies were coming from. Steve pokes at the bush and a small yellow mouse-like creature jumps out).
Steve:(looks surprised) CRIKEY! It's a Pikachu! They have huge electric sacks in their cheeks to store energy! When they get mad, you are in for a shock!
Pikachu:(scratching it's head) Pika pi?
Terri: You confused it, Steve. Look at him. He looks so helpless.
Steve: Helpless, but deadly! When in battle he can let off jolts of electricity so large, it can kill a small, non-animated, elephant!
(Terri moves some of the bush out of the way revealing some sleeping Pichu).
Terri: It looks like our Pikachu is a mother! Look at the cute little Pichu!
(Pikachu walks back over to it's Pichu babies and pats them. Steve gets in for a closer look).
Steve: Let's have a look at what one of these Pichu looks like up close.
(Steve attempts to pick up a Pichu, but Pikachu gets angry and shocks Steve).
(Steve looks a little smokey and charred around the edges).
Steve: Crikey! What a blast!
Terri: Are you ok, Steve?
Steve: I'm fine. Let's go look for other Pokemon!
(Steve and Terri walk away from the Pikachu and it's family. The Pikachu is shaking it's fist at Steve. Steve and Terri end up in a cave nearby).
Steve: We are sure to find a great Pokemon in here! Let's have a gander!
(Steve walks into the cave a bit more. A whole flock of Zubat fly out. Steve stumbles out with a few bite-marks on his face and arms).
Terri: Steve! What did you do to them?
Steve: I just riled them up a bit. They had a go at me, too. I'll be fine, though. Let's move on.
(Steve and Terri walk along until they find an Arbok slithering though the sand. Steve picks up the Arbok by the tail. The Arbok starts flailing around trying to use it's Poison Sting attack on Steve).
Steve: Crikey! It's like one of them spitting cobras! It even makes the same sound!
Terri: Steve, I'd be careful. That looks dangerous!
(A shadow covers Steve, Terri, and the Arbok. Steve lets go of the Arbok and lets it slither away).
Terri: STEVE! LOOK OUT!
(Steve dodges as a Charizard swoops down on him. The Charizard does a Fire Blast at Steve. Terri is soon on the phone with Professor Oak).
Terri: Yes, he's been shocked by a Pikachu, bitten by a Zubat, and fried by a Charizard. Perhaps we should bring him back, now.
Steve: (a small bit of smoke puffs out of his mouth) Crikey!
**************************************************************************** **** I hope you liked that. If you want more of this fun, tell me. Also, feel free to suggest other scenarios to put the Croc Hunter in. Perhaps Steve becoming the Digimon Hunter? Steve searching for animals in a giant Gundam mech? Steve searching out zombies and other creatures in the Spencer Estate mansion? You make the call. Until then, catch ya later.
