Hey, it's me again! Yes, I know one guy told me to give up writing, but
he's an idiot. I'm continuing with the Pokemon Hunter series by popular
demand! Perhaps other things will make cameos. You never know.
By the way, again, I don't own The Crocodile Hunter or Pokemon or anything
else I include in this fic. I totally wish I did, but I don't. Well, on
with the show!
The Pokémon Hunter: Episode 2: Steve Meets a Digimon!
(Just inside a hospital in what looks like a super-deformedread: anime- like Japanese forest, Steve Irwin, with his arm in a sling and his head bandaged up like in cartoons, is finishing a conversation with Nurse Joy. His wife Terri is right beside him).
Steve: The hospital bill is WHAT? You gotta be kidding me! Your a Pokemon doctor normally, why charge me twice the price?
Nurse Joy: Well, I suppose I could slash it. As you said, I treat Pokemon normally. I'll charge you only half of what I just charged you!
Steve: Ok, that's the spirit!
(Steve pulls out his wallet and pays for the stay. Terri is chuckling almost uncontrollably. They both walk out the door to meet Prof. Oak)
Steve: What's so funny, Terri?
Terri: Steve, she just gypt you! First, they don't charge anything to take care of Pokemon, secondly, she charged you the price that she SAID was for treating Pokemon.
Steve:(his face goes red)I knew I shouldn't have trusted that red-haired nurse! That blue-haired guy was even creepier. What were they talking about rockets for, anyway?
(Terri shrugs and enters the Humvee with Prof. Oak in it. Steve does the same).
Prof. Oak:(quietly to Terri) I see you were victimized by Team Rocket.
Terri:(quietly to Prof. Oak) Once they see Austrailian money, they will think they were victimized.
(Back at the fake Pokemon Center, Jesse is counting the money with James. Meowth comes over for a look)
Meowth: What'cha got there?
Jesse: MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
James: LOTS OF MONEY!
(Meowth looks at the money)
Meowth: That doesn't look like any money I know.
(Jesse looks at the money and her face turns red)
Jesse: THAT STUPID CROC HUNTER CHEATED US!
James: Don't worry Jesse, he will get his, soon.
(Back in the Humvee, Steve is looking out the windows, Terri and Prof. Oak are keeping on the road. Suddenly, something streaks by with an orange glow).
Prof. Oak:(Stopping the Humvee) Huh? What was that?
(Steve opens the door and runs out after the streak).
Steve: CRIKEY! Look at that! I'm going to find it!
Prof. Oak: Steve! Be careful! It could be Entei! One of the fastest and most dangerous Pokemon ever to roam the earth!
(Steve totally ignores Prof. Oak and runs in the same direction the streak went)
Steve: I'll follow his trail! He's bound to leave footprints behind! 'Allo 'Allo, what's this? These are footprints! They're fresh, too! Poke- droppings, too! Also fresh! We got ourselves a big one!
(Steve follows the footprints and droppings to a shaking bush. Steve pushes the bush aside and finds a small, orange Digimon in the shape of a dinosaur. It poops again because Steve frightens it).
Steve: CRIKEY! It doesn't look like a Pokemon that I know. Perhaps Prof. Oak knows what it is! I'll just take him back to the good Professor.
(Steve goes to pick up the Digimon, when it shoots a couple of fireballs at Steve and starts to run away. Steve dodges the fireballs artfully, but falls face forward into the Digi-dung).
(Prof. Oak and Terri run up and see Steve lifting himself out of the pile of poop).
Terri: Steve! Are you alright?
Steve: Alright? I'm feeling fabulous! I just saw a new Pokemon! It was small and looked like an orange dinosaur!
Prof. Oak: Steve, that wasn't a Pokemon, that was a Digimon. I don't know what they are doing here, but they shouldn't be.
Terri: How do you know it was a Digimon, Professor?
Prof. Oak: Easy, Terri. Pokemon don't use paths as personal toilets. They wait until they get to a private area. Digimon, however, go wherever they please.
Steve: (wiping poop off his face) Great, I found a Digimon! This is the best discovery yet!
Prof. Oak: No it's not, Steve. It means the bonds are breaking. The worlds are going to come together! Do you know what it's like when worlds collide?
(As if on cue, the radio in the Humvee comes on playing the song When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000. Prof. Oak turns it off, muttering something to himself about fixing the radio).
Terri: Well, Steve, we had better get you cleaned up. We will have to figure out this mystery later.
(Steve, Prof. Oak, and Terri get into the Humvee and drive off, thus ending another episode of the Pokemon Hunter).
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Ok, that's another one in the can(film can, that is). Thanks for the input and support. I was really bummed when one person didn't like it and didn't tell me why. Oh well, kay serah, serah. I hope you liked that fact that there is now an actual story to it, now. Review and tell me what you think. Have a nice day!
Simon Callahan
The Pokémon Hunter: Episode 2: Steve Meets a Digimon!
(Just inside a hospital in what looks like a super-deformedread: anime- like Japanese forest, Steve Irwin, with his arm in a sling and his head bandaged up like in cartoons, is finishing a conversation with Nurse Joy. His wife Terri is right beside him).
Steve: The hospital bill is WHAT? You gotta be kidding me! Your a Pokemon doctor normally, why charge me twice the price?
Nurse Joy: Well, I suppose I could slash it. As you said, I treat Pokemon normally. I'll charge you only half of what I just charged you!
Steve: Ok, that's the spirit!
(Steve pulls out his wallet and pays for the stay. Terri is chuckling almost uncontrollably. They both walk out the door to meet Prof. Oak)
Steve: What's so funny, Terri?
Terri: Steve, she just gypt you! First, they don't charge anything to take care of Pokemon, secondly, she charged you the price that she SAID was for treating Pokemon.
Steve:(his face goes red)I knew I shouldn't have trusted that red-haired nurse! That blue-haired guy was even creepier. What were they talking about rockets for, anyway?
(Terri shrugs and enters the Humvee with Prof. Oak in it. Steve does the same).
Prof. Oak:(quietly to Terri) I see you were victimized by Team Rocket.
Terri:(quietly to Prof. Oak) Once they see Austrailian money, they will think they were victimized.
(Back at the fake Pokemon Center, Jesse is counting the money with James. Meowth comes over for a look)
Meowth: What'cha got there?
Jesse: MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
James: LOTS OF MONEY!
(Meowth looks at the money)
Meowth: That doesn't look like any money I know.
(Jesse looks at the money and her face turns red)
Jesse: THAT STUPID CROC HUNTER CHEATED US!
James: Don't worry Jesse, he will get his, soon.
(Back in the Humvee, Steve is looking out the windows, Terri and Prof. Oak are keeping on the road. Suddenly, something streaks by with an orange glow).
Prof. Oak:(Stopping the Humvee) Huh? What was that?
(Steve opens the door and runs out after the streak).
Steve: CRIKEY! Look at that! I'm going to find it!
Prof. Oak: Steve! Be careful! It could be Entei! One of the fastest and most dangerous Pokemon ever to roam the earth!
(Steve totally ignores Prof. Oak and runs in the same direction the streak went)
Steve: I'll follow his trail! He's bound to leave footprints behind! 'Allo 'Allo, what's this? These are footprints! They're fresh, too! Poke- droppings, too! Also fresh! We got ourselves a big one!
(Steve follows the footprints and droppings to a shaking bush. Steve pushes the bush aside and finds a small, orange Digimon in the shape of a dinosaur. It poops again because Steve frightens it).
Steve: CRIKEY! It doesn't look like a Pokemon that I know. Perhaps Prof. Oak knows what it is! I'll just take him back to the good Professor.
(Steve goes to pick up the Digimon, when it shoots a couple of fireballs at Steve and starts to run away. Steve dodges the fireballs artfully, but falls face forward into the Digi-dung).
(Prof. Oak and Terri run up and see Steve lifting himself out of the pile of poop).
Terri: Steve! Are you alright?
Steve: Alright? I'm feeling fabulous! I just saw a new Pokemon! It was small and looked like an orange dinosaur!
Prof. Oak: Steve, that wasn't a Pokemon, that was a Digimon. I don't know what they are doing here, but they shouldn't be.
Terri: How do you know it was a Digimon, Professor?
Prof. Oak: Easy, Terri. Pokemon don't use paths as personal toilets. They wait until they get to a private area. Digimon, however, go wherever they please.
Steve: (wiping poop off his face) Great, I found a Digimon! This is the best discovery yet!
Prof. Oak: No it's not, Steve. It means the bonds are breaking. The worlds are going to come together! Do you know what it's like when worlds collide?
(As if on cue, the radio in the Humvee comes on playing the song When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000. Prof. Oak turns it off, muttering something to himself about fixing the radio).
Terri: Well, Steve, we had better get you cleaned up. We will have to figure out this mystery later.
(Steve, Prof. Oak, and Terri get into the Humvee and drive off, thus ending another episode of the Pokemon Hunter).
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Ok, that's another one in the can(film can, that is). Thanks for the input and support. I was really bummed when one person didn't like it and didn't tell me why. Oh well, kay serah, serah. I hope you liked that fact that there is now an actual story to it, now. Review and tell me what you think. Have a nice day!
Simon Callahan
