As soon as I got back from break from the Internet, all people have been
asking about was this story! "When are you going to finish this story?" "What's going to
happen in the next chapter?" "Why is my left arm tingling?" God, I have a life, and just
because it involves me hanging out in my room all day feeling sorry for myself doesn't mean
its not important. =p I don't own Escaflowne, at least that's what my psychologist keeps
telling me.
Probably the Dumbest and Most Random Story Ever
As they rushed through the halls in search for an exit, Van commented, "Hitomi, I'm thankful and all for your help, but what took you so long in curing us?"
"I would've been faster, Van," Hitomi replied, "but the stupid authoress was so lazy in starting this chapter."
Abruptly and out of nowhere, a Supa Baka Mallet (TM) hit Hitomi on the head, knocking her out after she mumbled, "Did someone get the number of that bus...?"
A note fluttered down that said, "Don't ever say something like that again, or else! -The Authoress"
" 'Or else' what?' " Van challenged, standing over a unconscious Hitomi.
*****
Back on Earth, Yukari tripped over a rock, promptly twisting her ankle. "Ow."
*****
The group back on Gaea blinked. Repeatedly. Van announced slowly, "Okay, nobody piss the authoress off."
Damn straight.
"Anyways," Allen interrupted, helping a still woozy Hitomi, "how are we going to find Dilandau and the rest? By the time we get back to the Crusade, it'll be too late!"
"Don't worry. I have an idea," Van reassured him, and whistled with his fingers. "Here Escaflowne! Here boy!"
A whoosh was heard, and soon the Fanelian guymelef was right besides them. "Good boy Escaflowne! Hitomi, I need your seriously freaky abilities to find them. The rest of you look for Dryden. He must be around here somewhere."
As they flew off, Hitomi commented, "Van, I didn't know Escaflowne listened to you so well."
"Oh yeah, he knows lots of tricks. Escaflowne, roll over!"
Escaflowne did a couple of barrel rolls in the sky before continuing it's flight.
"Speak!"
Opening it's mouth, Escaflowne let out a sound similar to the mating call of the pigmy marmoset.
"Play dead!"
The metal dragon began to free-fall with Van screaming, "Get up, Escaflowne! GET UP!!"
As the guymelef corrected it's actions, Hitomi berated, "I don't know why you taught him that one..."
*****
Calling Dryden's name over and over, Millerna met up with the others in the banquet hall. "Has anyone found him yet? Oh, where could Dryden be?"
*****
Unbeknownst the searchers, Dryden was relaxing on the beach behind Dilandau's fortress. In reality, he was never in any danger, but had instead traveled to Dixie to see the annual Miss Neptune beauty pageant. Now surrounded by beautiful mermaids, the merchant sipped his margarita and gently laughed at the cooing girls, "Ladies, ladies, calm down! There's enough of me for each of you! Hey sugar, what are you doing down there? Oh yeah, stroke it baby...are you sure you want to put it between your legs? I'm pretty strong, and I don't want to hurt you...Ahhhhhhh..."
The mermaid then moved to massage Dryden's other foot as the rest of the girls did his shoulders.
By the way, you all are perverts.
*****
Hitomi was dowsing with her pendant when all of a sudden...
"Look, there's a 7-Eleven down there! I want a Slurpee!"
"Not now; we have to find Dilandau."
"Puhleeze!"
"No."
"But I wanna!"
"I WANT A SLURPEE RIGHT NOW!!"
"Maybe later, okay?"
"Fine! Meanie," Hitomi pouted.
*****
"SLURP!!" Dilandau finished the rest of his Pina Coloda Slurpee while sitting on the pavement in front of 7-Eleven. "Chesta, this was a great idea."
Chesta nodded and ate his hot dog as he drank Big Gulp. "Thank you Lord Dilandau."
The frozen Coolatta fell from Kid's hands as he clutched his head. "Ahhh! Brain freeze!"
Chocolate milk came out of Dalet's nose as he rolled on the ground laughing. "Oh...my...god...that...is...too...funny..."
"Eww Dalet! You got your Yahoo all over me!" Viole whined, trying desperately to wipe off his suit.
"...S-sorry..," Dalet sighed, rubbing the tears from his eyes.
A sudden sound above their heads alerted the Dragonslayers to Escaflowne soaring above them.
"Van must be feeling better," Dilandau noted, standing and dusting off. "Get into your guymelefs and follow him! But before you go, remember this: No likes a litterbug, so throw your trash away and let's go."
They complied with Dilandau, and flew off with Greenpeace stickers on their bumpers.
*****
Author's Ramblings: Ehh...I'm definitely losing my edge. But the Dryden scene was good, I think. TDAMRSE is coming to a close in a few chapters because it's hard to keep this running. But I promise the ending will be great. At least in my eyes. ^^;
As they rushed through the halls in search for an exit, Van commented, "Hitomi, I'm thankful and all for your help, but what took you so long in curing us?"
"I would've been faster, Van," Hitomi replied, "but the stupid authoress was so lazy in starting this chapter."
Abruptly and out of nowhere, a Supa Baka Mallet (TM) hit Hitomi on the head, knocking her out after she mumbled, "Did someone get the number of that bus...?"
A note fluttered down that said, "Don't ever say something like that again, or else! -The Authoress"
" 'Or else' what?' " Van challenged, standing over a unconscious Hitomi.
Back on Earth, Yukari tripped over a rock, promptly twisting her ankle. "Ow."
The group back on Gaea blinked. Repeatedly. Van announced slowly, "Okay, nobody piss the authoress off."
Damn straight.
"Anyways," Allen interrupted, helping a still woozy Hitomi, "how are we going to find Dilandau and the rest? By the time we get back to the Crusade, it'll be too late!"
"Don't worry. I have an idea," Van reassured him, and whistled with his fingers. "Here Escaflowne! Here boy!"
A whoosh was heard, and soon the Fanelian guymelef was right besides them. "Good boy Escaflowne! Hitomi, I need your seriously freaky abilities to find them. The rest of you look for Dryden. He must be around here somewhere."
As they flew off, Hitomi commented, "Van, I didn't know Escaflowne listened to you so well."
"Oh yeah, he knows lots of tricks. Escaflowne, roll over!"
Escaflowne did a couple of barrel rolls in the sky before continuing it's flight.
"Speak!"
Opening it's mouth, Escaflowne let out a sound similar to the mating call of the pigmy marmoset.
"Play dead!"
The metal dragon began to free-fall with Van screaming, "Get up, Escaflowne! GET UP!!"
As the guymelef corrected it's actions, Hitomi berated, "I don't know why you taught him that one..."
Calling Dryden's name over and over, Millerna met up with the others in the banquet hall. "Has anyone found him yet? Oh, where could Dryden be?"
Unbeknownst the searchers, Dryden was relaxing on the beach behind Dilandau's fortress. In reality, he was never in any danger, but had instead traveled to Dixie to see the annual Miss Neptune beauty pageant. Now surrounded by beautiful mermaids, the merchant sipped his margarita and gently laughed at the cooing girls, "Ladies, ladies, calm down! There's enough of me for each of you! Hey sugar, what are you doing down there? Oh yeah, stroke it baby...are you sure you want to put it between your legs? I'm pretty strong, and I don't want to hurt you...Ahhhhhhh..."
The mermaid then moved to massage Dryden's other foot as the rest of the girls did his shoulders.
By the way, you all are perverts.
Hitomi was dowsing with her pendant when all of a sudden...
"Look, there's a 7-Eleven down there! I want a Slurpee!"
"Not now; we have to find Dilandau."
"Puhleeze!"
"No."
"But I wanna!"
"I WANT A SLURPEE RIGHT NOW!!"
"Maybe later, okay?"
"Fine! Meanie," Hitomi pouted.
"SLURP!!" Dilandau finished the rest of his Pina Coloda Slurpee while sitting on the pavement in front of 7-Eleven. "Chesta, this was a great idea."
Chesta nodded and ate his hot dog as he drank Big Gulp. "Thank you Lord Dilandau."
The frozen Coolatta fell from Kid's hands as he clutched his head. "Ahhh! Brain freeze!"
Chocolate milk came out of Dalet's nose as he rolled on the ground laughing. "Oh...my...god...that...is...too...funny..."
"Eww Dalet! You got your Yahoo all over me!" Viole whined, trying desperately to wipe off his suit.
"...S-sorry..," Dalet sighed, rubbing the tears from his eyes.
A sudden sound above their heads alerted the Dragonslayers to Escaflowne soaring above them.
"Van must be feeling better," Dilandau noted, standing and dusting off. "Get into your guymelefs and follow him! But before you go, remember this: No likes a litterbug, so throw your trash away and let's go."
They complied with Dilandau, and flew off with Greenpeace stickers on their bumpers.
Author's Ramblings: Ehh...I'm definitely losing my edge. But the Dryden scene was good, I think. TDAMRSE is coming to a close in a few chapters because it's hard to keep this running. But I promise the ending will be great. At least in my eyes. ^^;
