Not too sure where this story is going. Hmm. Sorry if anyone doesn't like it. Am doing it purely for my own amusement.

Still not the owner of anything. Except myself. And my humour.

Departures And Arrivals.

So I packed my stuff in my bag. Survival in the wilderness book - just in case I took my time meeting the fellowship. Sharp machete (my brother's - he left it here after his marriage. Which is probably a good thing) a nice warm blanket. Lighter. My copies of Lord Of The Rings for obvious reasons. A bottle of vodka - for emergencies only you understand. Food, mainly crisps, chocolate etc. A change of clothes. Some essentials, face wash, makeup, nail varnish, nail varnish remover, you get the picture. What? I figured if I was going to have a chance with everyone's favourite elf I'd need as much help as I could get. And a few other bits and pieces.

I did ponder on the wisdom of dressing up in some ridiculous outfit to make myself more feminine looking, but then I decided that if I did end up in the middle of nowhere in middle earth a dress would seriously hinder my attempts to get somewhere so I stuck to my usual garb. More comfortable anyway. Heaving up my now quite heavy bag (I couldn't pick from my collection of over 200 nail varnishes so I took them all - just in case) and sat my self back down at the computer, my fingers poised to start my adventure. I took a deep breath and started to type my own doom.

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My head spun as my fingers typed the story of their own accord. Before I knew where I was the world around me started spinning. Never a good traveller I shut my eyes to avoid the dizzy sensation, hoping I wouldn't start my adventure in the worst way. By being very sick.

Eventually my eyes opened. I realised I was lying on the grass and looked around to survey my surroundings. The edge of a large forest was close by. Fangorn or Mirkwood? I pondered. Has to be Mirkwood, I decided. I'm not so stupid as to send myself miles away from my favourite elf! Am I?

I got up, determined to lose no time in finding the elf prince and making him fall madly in love with me. Hey, I figured since I was writing the story it shouldn't be too hard should it? Idiot.

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This will get going soon honest. Please R&R. I do have some ideas as to what to do next. *Grins*