It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super Lazy Authoress! Able to put off stories for months, avoid angry fans, and still have time to do absolutely nothing! What's this?! Super Lazy Authoress has decided to work on this story again?! Oh no, it must be the end of the world!
Probably the Dumbest and Most Random Story Ever
Millerna sighed as she collapsed on the sand, rubbing her sore calves. "It's no use, we looked everywhere for Dryden. I'm tired of searching. If I wanted this much exercise, I would've signed up for Taebo."
"Wah, wah, wah," Merle teased, blowing neon pink strands of hair out of her face. "Do you ever stop whining?"
Cheeks darkening red in anger, Millerna shouted, "ALLEN!! TELL THAT FLEABAG TO STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!"
Near the shore, Dryden looked up at the sound and cursed loudly, "Shit, that voice belongs to only one person…"
"DRYDEN FASSA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Millerna asked, somehow detecting Dryden's presence, racing down the beach to where her husband was. "Here I thought you were in trouble, only to find you find fraternizing with these hussies! I thought you told me you were cured of the sea creature fetish…Oh my…"
Turning to the young merman that had grabbed the princess' attention, Millerna instantly glomped the stranger. "Hi, handsome! Can you show me how you do it 'fishie style'?"
Allen looked to the mermaids, then back to the merman. Back and forth, back and forth. "Too. Many. Decisions."
The Crusade crew all got to hook up with mermaids, in apology for all the crap had to go through in the story and because the authoress pitied them. And Pa went back to his home, and everything was once again how it should be. They all lived happily ever after. The end.
Well, it would be if we didn't have Hitomi, Van, and the Dragonslayers to deal with. So our story continues. For now.
*****
After passing by the asterisks that were completely pointless, Van struggled with the Escaflowne's controls. "Damn! When Dilandau's guymelef side-swipped us that last time, it must've damaged something on Escaflowne!"
"Uh, no duh Van!" Hitomi replied, pointing to the left of the metal dragon. "We're missing a wing!"
"That might explain the loss of speed and altitude," Van thought, pulling on the reins as hard as possible. Escaflowne came to a midstop in the air, and hovered as Van unbuckled his harness to check out what remained of the left side. Hitomi looked down at the ground in puzzlement, and asked, "Van, how does-"
Clasping his hand over her mouth, Van shook his head. "Don't ask that question Hitomi. Whatever you do, okay? I'm going to let you speak now."
"Van, what are you thinking," Hitomi spat, trying to get a breath. "All I was asking was how Escaflowne could do that?"
"Damnit!" Van yelled as Escaflowne began to fall. "I told you not to ask that!"
Dilandau noticed the change in Escaflowne's flight, and reported to the other Dragonslayers, "Go ahead and land you guys! They're done for!"
As Escaflowne spiraled to the forest floor, somehow a fluke wind slowed their descent to a comfortable landing. C'mon, did you really think I was going to let them die? Nu huh.
"Alright, Van, you survived my attack," Dilandau smirked, feeling very important in bringing the legendary Escaflowne. "But you should run while you have the chance, because next time you won't be so lucky!"
"I'll never back down! I'll never forgive you for burning down the country of Dixie, and capturing Dryden!" Van yelled, brandishing his sword and chipping away at Dilandau's Alseides. Dilandau blinked, and roared, "Hey, watch the paint job! What the hell are you talking about anyways, Fanel? I didn't burn anything recently...oh, crap. Did you listen to the stupid rumor the natives are spreading?"
"Wha-? Rumors? I..um...,"Van started sheepishly. Dilandau interrupted the young king's babbling and continued to lament, "Man, I never knew being an ex-pyromaniac could put a damper on your persona in a new place. Of course I got blamed for the fire when everyone found out about my past, although it was proved to be an unattended campfire. And that hippie Dryden needed a place to stay for his mermaid thing, so of course I provided a room for him, to try and get the public to see me in a better light. But of course that got twisted around that was capturing him. Did you ever once ask where he is or what really happened? No, you just automatically assume it's me, causing my troops to play in your little game of 'hero' when we all have better things to do."
Van scratched his back, his sword laying forgotten by his side. "Oh man, you have a point. I'm really sorry. I just thought…yeah…"
"No prob," Dilandau exclaimed, relaxing in his guymelef. "Maybe insane pyros like me and half-bred nobility like you can get along in this world."
"Hey, what about girls who see death like me," Hitomi piped up. Van and Dilandau both considered it for a moment, but laughed simanteously, "Nah! Hahahahahahahahaha!!"
Oh, you guys are too funny. Heh heh.
This is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end…
A/N: Yay, it's over. You would think I would be a little more excited, but this took a lot out of me. Maybe I'll see you guys again. Until then, g'bye!
Millerna sighed as she collapsed on the sand, rubbing her sore calves. "It's no use, we looked everywhere for Dryden. I'm tired of searching. If I wanted this much exercise, I would've signed up for Taebo."
"Wah, wah, wah," Merle teased, blowing neon pink strands of hair out of her face. "Do you ever stop whining?"
Cheeks darkening red in anger, Millerna shouted, "ALLEN!! TELL THAT FLEABAG TO STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!"
Near the shore, Dryden looked up at the sound and cursed loudly, "Shit, that voice belongs to only one person…"
"DRYDEN FASSA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Millerna asked, somehow detecting Dryden's presence, racing down the beach to where her husband was. "Here I thought you were in trouble, only to find you find fraternizing with these hussies! I thought you told me you were cured of the sea creature fetish…Oh my…"
Turning to the young merman that had grabbed the princess' attention, Millerna instantly glomped the stranger. "Hi, handsome! Can you show me how you do it 'fishie style'?"
Allen looked to the mermaids, then back to the merman. Back and forth, back and forth. "Too. Many. Decisions."
The Crusade crew all got to hook up with mermaids, in apology for all the crap had to go through in the story and because the authoress pitied them. And Pa went back to his home, and everything was once again how it should be. They all lived happily ever after. The end.
Well, it would be if we didn't have Hitomi, Van, and the Dragonslayers to deal with. So our story continues. For now.
"Uh, no duh Van!" Hitomi replied, pointing to the left of the metal dragon. "We're missing a wing!"
"That might explain the loss of speed and altitude," Van thought, pulling on the reins as hard as possible. Escaflowne came to a midstop in the air, and hovered as Van unbuckled his harness to check out what remained of the left side. Hitomi looked down at the ground in puzzlement, and asked, "Van, how does-"
Clasping his hand over her mouth, Van shook his head. "Don't ask that question Hitomi. Whatever you do, okay? I'm going to let you speak now."
"Van, what are you thinking," Hitomi spat, trying to get a breath. "All I was asking was how Escaflowne could do that?"
"Damnit!" Van yelled as Escaflowne began to fall. "I told you not to ask that!"
Dilandau noticed the change in Escaflowne's flight, and reported to the other Dragonslayers, "Go ahead and land you guys! They're done for!"
As Escaflowne spiraled to the forest floor, somehow a fluke wind slowed their descent to a comfortable landing. C'mon, did you really think I was going to let them die? Nu huh.
"Alright, Van, you survived my attack," Dilandau smirked, feeling very important in bringing the legendary Escaflowne. "But you should run while you have the chance, because next time you won't be so lucky!"
"I'll never back down! I'll never forgive you for burning down the country of Dixie, and capturing Dryden!" Van yelled, brandishing his sword and chipping away at Dilandau's Alseides. Dilandau blinked, and roared, "Hey, watch the paint job! What the hell are you talking about anyways, Fanel? I didn't burn anything recently...oh, crap. Did you listen to the stupid rumor the natives are spreading?"
"Wha-? Rumors? I..um...,"Van started sheepishly. Dilandau interrupted the young king's babbling and continued to lament, "Man, I never knew being an ex-pyromaniac could put a damper on your persona in a new place. Of course I got blamed for the fire when everyone found out about my past, although it was proved to be an unattended campfire. And that hippie Dryden needed a place to stay for his mermaid thing, so of course I provided a room for him, to try and get the public to see me in a better light. But of course that got twisted around that was capturing him. Did you ever once ask where he is or what really happened? No, you just automatically assume it's me, causing my troops to play in your little game of 'hero' when we all have better things to do."
Van scratched his back, his sword laying forgotten by his side. "Oh man, you have a point. I'm really sorry. I just thought…yeah…"
"No prob," Dilandau exclaimed, relaxing in his guymelef. "Maybe insane pyros like me and half-bred nobility like you can get along in this world."
"Hey, what about girls who see death like me," Hitomi piped up. Van and Dilandau both considered it for a moment, but laughed simanteously, "Nah! Hahahahahahahahaha!!"
Oh, you guys are too funny. Heh heh.
This is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end! It doesn't go on and on my friend! Some people starting reading it, not realizing what it was! Now they'll be scarred forever and forever just because this is the story's end…
A/N: Yay, it's over. You would think I would be a little more excited, but this took a lot out of me. Maybe I'll see you guys again. Until then, g'bye!
