Hey more reviews! Woopee! Have removed the 'sod you all' comment. At least I think I have. Fan fiction seems to have changed it's way of uploading stuff, so it may not have worked...Dammit - just as I was getting used to it they go and change it. Didn't they see me admit that I failed IT?!? And have you ever noticed the way that a story you've read mysteriously ends up looking like you haven't after a while? Or is that just happening to me?

In other news the phone bill came today... Oops.

Nevermind, on with the story...

Meetings with Legolas.

Legolas walked into the room, skirts swishing elegantly against the floor.

Wait a minute? Skirts? Elegantly swishing? What the?

Legolas turned. And then I discovered the truth.

"Welcome stranger." Legolas said, with only a hint of disdain.

My mouth dropped open. It was Legolas. Princess Legolas. Yes that's right PRINCESS Legolas. I was for the first time in a long time, utterly speechless. Eventually my voice returned to me.

"Fuck me!" I muttered almost silently, still gazing in awe at the creature before me. What kind of a screwed up version of middle earth had I wandered into?

The rest of the room surveyed my reaction. I think they were surprised to see that I didn't faint again, considering my current record for fainting in Middle Earth.

I stayed sitting, still gobsmacked when the King spoke to me. "And now you know the truth."

"But," I managed to gasp out, "How?"

"Sauron's evils were more than creating just rings." Legolas answered me, "He managed to change the way our history would be seen in other worlds. Facts were changed. As were some of the creatures involved."

"Oh." That answered that then. "Perhaps I should just go now then." I said trying to get to my feet, realising that a quick exit would be wise.

"Nay, stranger." The King said, "You will stay here. You have entered Mirkwood by means unknown to us and yourself. You will remain until Gandalf can send you back." With that he gestured to the guards to take me away. Well, I thought, at least things can't get any worse.

Idiot.

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Short and sweet. Hehehe. Who knew that Legolas was a girl? Flame/review whatever. See if I care. I'm not even offering my egg now. I think my dog would like it.

[Yes I know chocolate is bad for dogs. You don't have to tell me]

May make this into a romance. Maybe. Maybe not. Debatable. R&R please. I do care. Honest.