Cheese-Its of Doom

By Elektra

Remember: I don't own Invader Zim.



*Zim's Lab*

(Zim is talkin to the Tallests)

Zim: In honor of u bein so nice to me I'm sendin over a present.

Tallests: (sarcastically) yaaaaaaaaaaay

Red: hey look it arrived.

(Irken brings a package)

Purple: we gotta go (end transmission) lets open it for fun (they open it. screen shows its Cheese-Its)

Red: snacks! (eats some cheese its) mmmmmm these r good

Purple: r u crazy? (eats some) actually they r good *5 Minutes Later*

(There box is empty)

Purple: we need Zim to get more cheese ittys.

Red: fine (transmitts to Zim) Zim, we need more cheese ittys. a lot.

Zim: right away my Tallests

*1 hour later*

(5 cases of cheese it boxes arrive)

Red: Is that all Zim could buy?

Purple: lets just eat em and bug him later

*5 hours later*

(Transmission)

Red: Zim, buy us all the cheese ittys on earth

Zim: right away (a humongerous case comes)

Purple: mmmmmm

Red: well b eatin 4 weeks

*A Month Later*

(Tallests transmit to Zim. They look like Irken versions of Jabba the Hutt)

Red: Send us some more boxes.

Zim: I'm sorry but they are out of production

Purple: NOOOOOOOOOO (end transmission)

Red: I have an idea

*Later*

(Transmissions to all the Irkens)

Red: attention all Irkens

Purple: U now have to work at the big factory makin us cheese its.

Red: If u don't bad stuffs will happen.

*Zim's lab*

(Gir, Jared, and Minimoose are playing with wires from the transmittor)

*The Big Irken Factory*

(All the Irkens except Zim r makin cheese its for the tallests)

*Weeks later in Zim's Lab*

(The Transmittor is fixed)

Zim: (screaming to Gir).......AND THE NEXT TIME U TOUCH THE TRANSMITTOR I WILL-

computer: transmission from Invader Skoodge

Skoodge: I can't talk much longer but the Tallests are makin all the Irkens make cheese crackers. Zim u r our only hope save us.

All the Irkens: yes Zim save us. Zim: wat am i going to do

Gir: string

Jared: yeah

Zim: why don't u bother Elektra?

Jared: She's on Witchistia or Kamino, probably visiting her boyfriend Boba Fett

Zim: I thought Crazyboy was her boyfriend

Jared: she was lying

Zim: Dib wants u to play with him

Gir and Jared: yaaaaaaay (run off to play with Dib)

Zim: hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmmm........ I know

*Skool*

Miss Bitters: Zim, I will let u have the tape if u promise to clean Willy's desk.

Zim: but, but.............ok

*Zim's Lab*

(Transmission)

Zim: why dont u watch this video

*Video*

Narrator: You think cheese its r good right?

kid: yes (eats a whole bag of cheese its)

Narrator: but today I will show you all why-

kid: monkeys eat stuff

Narrator: no why-

kid: we exsist in this meaningless universe

Narrator: no why (title) Cheese Its Are Bad.

Kid: but i like cheese its

Narrator: u think u do, but they can cause zits (the kid brakes out in zits) It can cause indigestion (kid groans in serious pain) and death. So if u wanna live and become successful don't buy cheese its.

kid: I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION I NEED- (faints)

*End of Tape*

Tallests: AAAAAAAAAAAAH (brake out in zits)

Red: We gotta call the whole cheese itty thing off

Purple: ok

*A Week Later*

(Transmission)

(The Tallests r normal weight and r not zitty)

Zim: now everything is back to normal

Red: we sent u a present

Zim: cool (a whole bunch of cheese its dump into Zim's Lab and Jared, Gir and Minimoose start swimming in it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The End