"Yay, you figured that out. Now I have two new words for you
now....SPONTANIUS COMBUSTION!" Rei screamed, trying to tackle her half
brother down, and rip his head off and set it on fire with the blow torch
she pulled out of nowhere.
She chased him to the library, and everyone followed.
"Well, there's one good thing about them fighting, it lead us to the library, where they have tons of books." Seiji remarked.
"But what the heck was the laughing heezing noise?"Usagi asked, "And who the heck is Mia?"
"Mia is the dub version of Natsui. Those crazy Americans. They messed us up pretty well." Shuu explained.
"Ugh, thats an icky name anyway" Mako said as they entered the library.
Then Usagi, Ami, Minako, Mako, Seiji, Shuu, Touma and Shin decided to split up and look for books, that could be the book that the Snoopy alien was talking about. Rei was looking for her half brother, but now she had lighter fluid with her blow torch.
"Okay, now if I were a book that a weird alien with a weird voice told me about which I really don't care about, where would I be?" Usagi asked herself. She went to the Refrence section to look.
"Hmm, lets see, there's "The Book, The Book v.I, The Book v.II, The Book v.III, The Book v.IV, The Book v.V, the ultimate collections of The Book, The Books Greatest Hits, The Book:An Autobiography, The Book: A Biography by: Bookie Bookerson...geez, there are so many books called the book." Usagi said to herslef."Aha! This Must Be It! The Book: Memoirs of an Alien with a Weird Voice that Usagi Really Doesn't Care About." Usagi picked up the book, and cheerily returned to their meeting place at the front of the library.
To her surprise, everyone was already at the front of the library, all having books in tow.
"What books did you get?" Usagi asked, confident that they had the wrong books.
"We all ended up getting the same book actually, The Book: Memoirs of an Alien with a Weid Voice that Usagi Really Doesn't Care About...The Updated Version" Touma explained,"What'd you get?"
"Oh, nothing" Usagi said, tossing the book over her shoulder.
"Ok, whats the first thing we want to cover?" Ami asked.
"Whatever it mentions first." Minako said opening the book.
Chapter 1- Why Shin Wants to Be a Woman-(the book said that)
"Oook, this book is a little too weird for my blood." Mako said nervously.
"Aw, don't be shocked Mako, Shin wanted to be a girl all of his life." Shuu explained happily.
"Um, ok, then how come we don't know about this?" Seiji asked Shuu.
"Hmph, of course you wouldn't know. You're not his best friend. Shin has always raided Mia's closet many times" Shuu said turning his nose up.
Seiji and Touma shared a look on their face that was a mixture of confusion and disgust.
"Well, ok, lets move on to Chapter 2"
Chapter 2- Why The Twins Fight-
Ryo appeared out of nowhere, and started yelling at the book.
"HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THAT REI IS NOT MY TWIN SISTER!"
Rei snuck up from behind him, with a sinister smile upon her face.
"Found ya" She said simply and began to douse him with the lighter fluid, and he ran away again.
"I'm gonna get you." Rei said in singsong, and took off.
"Alright, back to the chapter," Ami said, deverting the groups attention.
They fight because their father, an immigrant politician, is a very strange man. Then a picture fell out of a book. It was a picture of Ryo and Rei as little children. Smiling.
"Ha, you're not gonna see that now!" Usagi said, near laughter.
"What?"Mako asked.
"Look at them, they were smiling, while standing next to each other." Usagi said sarcastically.
"But weren't they just adorable? But I thought Rei had purple eyes?" Minako asked.
"She does, they look a little like mine" Seiji said.
"Not in this picture, they're blue. Just like her brothers." Minako said,"CONTACTS! I KNEW HER EYES WEREN'T REAL!" Minako stood up, and went to find Rei and dig her eyes out(literally).
"Is Minako going blind?" Shin asked.
"No." Ami responded.
"Then you might want to get her eyes checked, Rei's eyes are purple in this picture." Shin said.
"Well, Rei can fend for herself. Onto the next chapter,"Usagi said.
Chapter 3-Why did Arago Confuse You?-
Arago has become less powerful over the years. And to tell the truth, he really couldn't ever see behind that giant metal mask. He used power to help him see through, and since his power has drained, he can't really see that well anymore. I don't want to even mention his hearing, which is slowly fading as wel.
"So, Arago can't see? Good, finally an answer that isn't so...trivial." Touma said.
Chapter 4- Why did Natsui die of laughing
She dies randomly, just like her grandfather...cursed,cursed gene.
Just then, Minako returns to the table, draggin Rei by her hair, who was draggin Ryo by his arm, who was kicking and screaming for his life.
"NOW, the proof the Rei's eyes ARE BLUE!" Mnako announced.
Then, Minako started to pull on Rei's face, trying to pull contacts out of her eyes with no luck.
"Minako are you insane? My eyes are not blue! They're purple." Rei screamed.
"But what about this picture?" Minako said smashing the picture in Rei's face.
"Oh, thats before my eyes changed. Every female in our family goes through it, you're eyes change from blue to purple. Thats why you can't get any contacts out of my eyes, there are none."
"But come on Rei, there are no such things as purple eyes." Minkao said, pretty confenditaly.
"What about Hotaru? What about Seiji? What color are their eyes genious?" Rei asked, fumed.
"Um...purple." Minako conceded.
"Now if you will excuse me, I'm gonna take out the trash!" Rei said, dragging her half-brother along.
"And get rid of that picture, our dad looks crazy in it!" Ryo shouted.
"Hey, I didn't even notice their dad in that picture." Mako said, "Ugh, he's right, he does look crazy in that picture."
Behind the smiling two, their dad had a knife in his hand, blood covered, and over smiling.
"He must of killed Rei's mom with that knife!" Shin shouted.
"Then who took the picture, dummy?" Mako asked.
"Its time, for someone to "help" Shin." Ami stated simply.
"What do you mean 'help'?" Touma asked.
"Its time, he MUST become a woman. Its the end of our patience." Usagi said simply.
Touma, Seiji, and Shuu stared at Usagi in shock while, Shin got up and started cheering!"
"Yes Uagi, Its past due! Let me wear pigtails and dresses, and let me squeal with delight, and not be looked down upon!" Shin shouted excited!
"Okay, Shin, follow us." Usagi said, with a grim look on her face. The senshi walked out of the library, followed by an overly happy Shin, and the discontented troopers. As soon as the exited the library, they saw Rei stepping on Ryo's face, until she saw her friends.
A dark shadow cast over the library.
"Whats that?" Seiji asked.
"Is it a bird?" Usagi asked.
"Is it a plane?" Mako asked.
"Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about!" Seiji explained.
"ITS A FLYING VACUUM CLEANER!" someone shouted! (Hey, even we don't know) Every faces the reader and does that Home Alone Scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Of course, thats everyone except Shin, he's STILL too happy from Usagi telling him that he's going to be a woman.
--End Chapter--
Hehehe, So, Do you hate me? Do you think I'm insane. Well I am. Ugh, I wish I could step on my half-sisters face! Ugh, she is such a little brat!!!!!!!!!! "Lola, are you Lola Caricola from CatDog?" The girl is 11 and asking me this??? Ugh, YUCK YUCK YUCK! And for ANYONE who has ever wanted to kill a half sibling...MORE POWER TO YA! -Lola (NOT LOLA CARICOLA!)
She chased him to the library, and everyone followed.
"Well, there's one good thing about them fighting, it lead us to the library, where they have tons of books." Seiji remarked.
"But what the heck was the laughing heezing noise?"Usagi asked, "And who the heck is Mia?"
"Mia is the dub version of Natsui. Those crazy Americans. They messed us up pretty well." Shuu explained.
"Ugh, thats an icky name anyway" Mako said as they entered the library.
Then Usagi, Ami, Minako, Mako, Seiji, Shuu, Touma and Shin decided to split up and look for books, that could be the book that the Snoopy alien was talking about. Rei was looking for her half brother, but now she had lighter fluid with her blow torch.
"Okay, now if I were a book that a weird alien with a weird voice told me about which I really don't care about, where would I be?" Usagi asked herself. She went to the Refrence section to look.
"Hmm, lets see, there's "The Book, The Book v.I, The Book v.II, The Book v.III, The Book v.IV, The Book v.V, the ultimate collections of The Book, The Books Greatest Hits, The Book:An Autobiography, The Book: A Biography by: Bookie Bookerson...geez, there are so many books called the book." Usagi said to herslef."Aha! This Must Be It! The Book: Memoirs of an Alien with a Weird Voice that Usagi Really Doesn't Care About." Usagi picked up the book, and cheerily returned to their meeting place at the front of the library.
To her surprise, everyone was already at the front of the library, all having books in tow.
"What books did you get?" Usagi asked, confident that they had the wrong books.
"We all ended up getting the same book actually, The Book: Memoirs of an Alien with a Weid Voice that Usagi Really Doesn't Care About...The Updated Version" Touma explained,"What'd you get?"
"Oh, nothing" Usagi said, tossing the book over her shoulder.
"Ok, whats the first thing we want to cover?" Ami asked.
"Whatever it mentions first." Minako said opening the book.
Chapter 1- Why Shin Wants to Be a Woman-(the book said that)
"Oook, this book is a little too weird for my blood." Mako said nervously.
"Aw, don't be shocked Mako, Shin wanted to be a girl all of his life." Shuu explained happily.
"Um, ok, then how come we don't know about this?" Seiji asked Shuu.
"Hmph, of course you wouldn't know. You're not his best friend. Shin has always raided Mia's closet many times" Shuu said turning his nose up.
Seiji and Touma shared a look on their face that was a mixture of confusion and disgust.
"Well, ok, lets move on to Chapter 2"
Chapter 2- Why The Twins Fight-
Ryo appeared out of nowhere, and started yelling at the book.
"HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THAT REI IS NOT MY TWIN SISTER!"
Rei snuck up from behind him, with a sinister smile upon her face.
"Found ya" She said simply and began to douse him with the lighter fluid, and he ran away again.
"I'm gonna get you." Rei said in singsong, and took off.
"Alright, back to the chapter," Ami said, deverting the groups attention.
They fight because their father, an immigrant politician, is a very strange man. Then a picture fell out of a book. It was a picture of Ryo and Rei as little children. Smiling.
"Ha, you're not gonna see that now!" Usagi said, near laughter.
"What?"Mako asked.
"Look at them, they were smiling, while standing next to each other." Usagi said sarcastically.
"But weren't they just adorable? But I thought Rei had purple eyes?" Minako asked.
"She does, they look a little like mine" Seiji said.
"Not in this picture, they're blue. Just like her brothers." Minako said,"CONTACTS! I KNEW HER EYES WEREN'T REAL!" Minako stood up, and went to find Rei and dig her eyes out(literally).
"Is Minako going blind?" Shin asked.
"No." Ami responded.
"Then you might want to get her eyes checked, Rei's eyes are purple in this picture." Shin said.
"Well, Rei can fend for herself. Onto the next chapter,"Usagi said.
Chapter 3-Why did Arago Confuse You?-
Arago has become less powerful over the years. And to tell the truth, he really couldn't ever see behind that giant metal mask. He used power to help him see through, and since his power has drained, he can't really see that well anymore. I don't want to even mention his hearing, which is slowly fading as wel.
"So, Arago can't see? Good, finally an answer that isn't so...trivial." Touma said.
Chapter 4- Why did Natsui die of laughing
She dies randomly, just like her grandfather...cursed,cursed gene.
Just then, Minako returns to the table, draggin Rei by her hair, who was draggin Ryo by his arm, who was kicking and screaming for his life.
"NOW, the proof the Rei's eyes ARE BLUE!" Mnako announced.
Then, Minako started to pull on Rei's face, trying to pull contacts out of her eyes with no luck.
"Minako are you insane? My eyes are not blue! They're purple." Rei screamed.
"But what about this picture?" Minako said smashing the picture in Rei's face.
"Oh, thats before my eyes changed. Every female in our family goes through it, you're eyes change from blue to purple. Thats why you can't get any contacts out of my eyes, there are none."
"But come on Rei, there are no such things as purple eyes." Minkao said, pretty confenditaly.
"What about Hotaru? What about Seiji? What color are their eyes genious?" Rei asked, fumed.
"Um...purple." Minako conceded.
"Now if you will excuse me, I'm gonna take out the trash!" Rei said, dragging her half-brother along.
"And get rid of that picture, our dad looks crazy in it!" Ryo shouted.
"Hey, I didn't even notice their dad in that picture." Mako said, "Ugh, he's right, he does look crazy in that picture."
Behind the smiling two, their dad had a knife in his hand, blood covered, and over smiling.
"He must of killed Rei's mom with that knife!" Shin shouted.
"Then who took the picture, dummy?" Mako asked.
"Its time, for someone to "help" Shin." Ami stated simply.
"What do you mean 'help'?" Touma asked.
"Its time, he MUST become a woman. Its the end of our patience." Usagi said simply.
Touma, Seiji, and Shuu stared at Usagi in shock while, Shin got up and started cheering!"
"Yes Uagi, Its past due! Let me wear pigtails and dresses, and let me squeal with delight, and not be looked down upon!" Shin shouted excited!
"Okay, Shin, follow us." Usagi said, with a grim look on her face. The senshi walked out of the library, followed by an overly happy Shin, and the discontented troopers. As soon as the exited the library, they saw Rei stepping on Ryo's face, until she saw her friends.
A dark shadow cast over the library.
"Whats that?" Seiji asked.
"Is it a bird?" Usagi asked.
"Is it a plane?" Mako asked.
"Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about!" Seiji explained.
"ITS A FLYING VACUUM CLEANER!" someone shouted! (Hey, even we don't know) Every faces the reader and does that Home Alone Scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Of course, thats everyone except Shin, he's STILL too happy from Usagi telling him that he's going to be a woman.
--End Chapter--
Hehehe, So, Do you hate me? Do you think I'm insane. Well I am. Ugh, I wish I could step on my half-sisters face! Ugh, she is such a little brat!!!!!!!!!! "Lola, are you Lola Caricola from CatDog?" The girl is 11 and asking me this??? Ugh, YUCK YUCK YUCK! And for ANYONE who has ever wanted to kill a half sibling...MORE POWER TO YA! -Lola (NOT LOLA CARICOLA!)
