Disclaimer:

Me: From over popular demand coffee will be in my room but hurry up kid buu is drinking a lot of it

Kid buu: How could you write something like that? The mental pictures are horrible just revolting it pisses me off!

Me: Well do the disclaimer buu

*looks for buu *

Me: Buu?

Kid buu: No! No more coffee!

Me: And I'm out of money holy crap!

Kid Buu: Okay folks we temporally have a coffee shortage so here goes the disclaimer, Silvertrunksbrat AKA K-chan does not own DBZ but would like too and does not own Barbi or any thing that she did not make up

Me: No coffee! Need Coffee * breaks down and cries *

Kid buu: I hope you have some coffee at home because Freeza will get really naked here! Did I just say that oh Kami!

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The Twilight Zone

Chapter 2

What If Shelong Went Insane???

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K-chan went in the portal seeing Shelong,

"Hey Shelong how's it going?"

Shelong turns around

"Who are you mortal?" He asked

"My name id K-Chan" She said

"What is your purpose here??" HE asked

"To well make you insane" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

This went on for about 2 more hours

"That is impossible" He said

"No it is not" She said

Shelong looked weird and very insane

Then it snapped

"Muhaha! I shall rule the world wearing pink ballet slippers and make people my barbi doll and blast spice girl music! Muhhaha!" Shelong said

"Seems if my job is done here" K-chan said

She jumped of Shelong's tail till Shelong grabbed her

"And where do you think your going? Home hell no haha! Your going to be one of my barbi dolls! Haha!" Shelong said

"No please!" She said

"Well Who should I bring back" Shelong thought

"Freeza and Nappa! Yes they can strip and make people wear little pink ballet shoes Muhaha!" Shelong said

"No anything but that! Why don't you bring back uh Vegeta or Trunks they make every one suffer!!!!! He he he he!" K-chan said

"Are you jocking? Every female on the planet would love to see that that's not suffering!" He laughed

Withy a swift wink of a eye Freeza and Nappa where back from HFIL

"What the?" They both said

"Ahhh Nappa Freeza! Oh Kami save me!" She yelled

"Now men, I brought you back to blast spice girls and strip on the planet earth now go and bring this onna along" He said

Then Shelong laughed and fell in his pond

" What's up with him???" Nappa asked

"Never make Shelong insane" She said

Freeza grabbed the radio and Nappa grabbed K-chan

"Why can't Trunks hold me why some I'm not going to even say it!" She said Shuddering

When Freeza landed right in front of Capsule Corp (Poor Veggie)

They put the Spice girls CD in and full blasted it.

It started playing 'Spice up your life'

"Help me help this is the crappiest thing I ever heard!!!!!!!1" K-chan screamed

"Where's Goku when ya need him?" She yelled

Mean while inside CC

Trunks and Goten were cutting holes in Vegeta's new spandex.

Vegeta heard the music

"What the hell is that shitty music coming from???!!!" He yelled

Then Trunks and Goten heard it

"Uncle Vegeta what is???? It's horrible!" said Goten

"Yah pap it's just fucked up!" Trunks said (Yes Trunks has a very potty mouth in the Jap version now you know were Gotenks gets it)

They sayians ran out side seeing a tied of K-chan and Nappa and Freeza

"I thought I killed you" Vegeta said pointing to Nappa

"You did now we will make you pay!!! Muhhaha!" They both said

Freeza toke of his armor then Nappa did and started singing and dancing to 'spice up your life'

"When you're feeling sad and low

We will take you where you gotta go

Smiling, dancing, everything is free

All you need is positivist" Sang Freeza Shaking his ass

"Colors of the world

Spice up your life

Every boy and every girl

Spice up your life

People of the world

Spice up your life

Aaahh!!!" Nappa sang popping his ass

"Help Me!" K-chan yelled

Trunks came over and undid the ropes.

"Shelong went insane and as the can tell this is what he did!" SH said pointing to Freeza waving a rope in the air

"Kami this is just sick" Vegeta yelled

"I'm going blind Mr. Vegeta!" Goten yelled

"Slam it to the left

If you're having a good time

Shake it to the right

If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front

Uh Uh go round

Slam it to the left

If you're having a good time

Shake it to the right

If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front

Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight" Nappa sang doing a cart wheel

"That's it!" Vegeta said

Vegeta covered his eyes and started to blast everything

"Dad your going to blow up the house" Trunks said

"Need to get mental picture out of head" Vegeta said

He kept missing Freeza and Nappa and soon all that was left of Capsule Corp was 1/3 of what is used to be.

"Oh shit! The onna will be pissed" Vegeta said

"That is true Vegeta" Said Bulma

Vegeta ran while Bulma got on her air bike and chased her mate.

"Boys kill them" K-chan said

"Oh yah" They both said

Trunks blasted Freeza and Freeza was ashes again

Goten Blasted Nappa and all Nappa was blowing dust

"Thankx now I goota go!" K-chan said

She walked and bumped into the Twilight zone guy

"Hey it's you, you piece of shit" She yelled

"Hey I didn't now it would go that extreme!" He said

"Fine" She said

Then they walked in to the next portal.

Note that was funny eh? We bought more coffee so expect a new chapter up soon see you soon!