Disclaimer: Kid Buu: K-Chan AKA Silvertrunksbrat does not own DBZ our her old middle school and really wants to make out with me * wink* Me: What! Shut up miniature Freeza! I don't to make out with any one that's pink! Kid Buu: Right * smirks* No on can resist my charm Me: A face only a master can love *walks away* Kid Buu: What's wrong with her? Was it that bra insistent? Kendall: Are you doing something with my girlfriend's bra? Kidd buu: Yah! Weakling! Kendall: Can I have one? He.. He.. K-chan: Out of all the people! My boyfriend is a perv! Kendall: I thought you knew that! K-chan: But you look so much like Yusuke I can't dump you and I love that potty mouth of yours *hugz Kendall* Kendall *grabs ass* K-chan how dare you! *slaps him to wall* Like Yusuke

Kidd Buu: Hi Jessica! I heard you turned 14! On the 12 K-chan: Happy birthday! here is a Trunks I want you so bad plushy Kid buu: This chapter is just for you! K-chan: You mean dedicated since you are the hommie and al Jessica ^-^ stay tight! And funny!

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The Twilight Zone Chapter 4 (gomen it toke so fucking long) What If Freeza taught sex Ed???

~*~ Warning people get a hell of a lot of coffee or caffeine high soda because Freeza will leave a mark on you forever if not, unless you see Buu naked! Buu: It wasn't my damn fault you walked on me Me: Shut the fucking Freeza want to be up! Buu: Excuse me PMS thuggish punk ass bitch Me: If you just have thuggish and punk I would accept that as a complement now with the story ~*~ Kimberly went back to her beach house "Thank god that bastard twilight shit hole of a guy let a me get some coffee from my house!" She said But something was wrong it seemed different She got the key from her pocket and opened the door. "Why is country grammar playing?" She asked herself (and no I don't own that song it's by Nelly) "That songs like 2 years old, and I got so sick and tired of it because of Stewart" She said Kimberly opened the fridge and got a Squirt (which I do not own again) She wet up to her room "So Jordan. I'll meet you at Vons k Ja" said a voice "Who the hell is that!!!!!!!!!??????????????" said Kimberly Kimberly went in the room and saw a 13-year-old version of her self "Holy shit it me chibied!" She yelled "Holy shit it's me miraied!" the chibi Kimberly yelled "Stupid twilight asshole got the wrong year! That bastard!" Mirai Kimberly yelled Kimberly walked up to chibi Kimberly "You know Jordan cheats on you" Mk (Mk stand for me CK stands for chibi me) "For realz? I knew he would do that!" CK said "Want to listen to Nelly? Or 182?" Ck said "Uh. sure" MK said She put in Blink 182 Adam's song "Oh shit your going to be late!" MK said "So?" CK said "Well um don't you once had to sit next to this air head and-" MK "KKK" CK said They both ran out and walked to the school "Kim?" said a voice "Stewart!" said both Kimberlys "Do I know you?" asked Stewart "No, Kim sure told me a lot about you right ½ cuz?" MK said "Yah, uh yah! Gotta go to Health" CK said "So. Have a date to your cuz's party?" Stew asked me "Yah! Hiei-sama uh bye" Kimberly said running (no I don't own YYH) "Hiei-sama hmm hey isn't that an anime guy?" Stewart said

~*~ Some where were Freeza is~*~

Poke poke Nappa was poking at a weird dimension portal Freeza or Zarbon found "Hmm I wonder any hot women are in that dimension," He said He smirked and jumped in ~*~ "Today we are going to learn about muscles in health today" said Miss Rand "Then get Trunks or Vegeta or Hiei over hear!" MK said "Keep your mouth shut! You were sent out fro being bad now please turn around and do your work!" Miss Rand said Soon a big bang and there was a big hole in the ceiling "Where the hell am I?" said Nappa "Hey dude it's a sayian man look at the tail" said a random boy "OMG! Monkey man is here like a like help like me," said an air headed prep

"Nappa!!!! How in the hell did you get here?" MK asked "You know this man young lady?" Miss Rand asked "Hell yah he's Nappa a sayian from DBZ" said Stewart "How did you get here? Your suppose to stay in your dimension!" KM said "I saw this portal with pretty colors and wondered if there were any hot women-" "Enough! Get out of my class!" yelled Miss Rand "How dare you yell at me weakling!" Nappa yelled Soon another boom was heard

"Zarbon where in the bloody galaxy I own are we?" said Freeza "It's looks like a school Freeza-sama" Zarbon said "No!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not Freeza and his nude body!" MK yelled "Hey it's you from my coffee shop!" Freeza said "Hey Freeza could I get your autograph?" asked Gilbert -_-; "Okay" said Freeza "Oh tight I got Freeza's autograph" he yelled "Get out of my class room who ever the hell you are!" yelled Miss Rand "Blast Miss Rand! Blast Miss Rand!" Yelled the DBZ freaks in the class "I think they mean that hot teacher Freeza-sama," said Nappa "She's a low ass bitch!" Yelled Jordan "Giving me a double U and a F because for no fucking reason blast that damned whore!" Jordan yelled "Excuse me Jordan???? That's 1 week suspended and 50 detentions!" Miss Rand yelled "Blast her! Blast her!" Said the class again Freeza smirked and blasted Miss Rand to the next dimension 'Freeza's tight! And Freeza's the hommie! And Dude you blasted that bitch!' could be heard all around

"We will now be your teachers, Zarbon!" Freeza said "No you will not! Because I got the twilight zone guy and I'll get Trunks to cut you into little bite size pieces!" MK said "Shut the hell up brat be fore I blast you in the next you know what!" Freeza said "So what are you going to teach us?" CK asked "Don't listen to him he's going to talk about sex ed and-"Mk said "I think it's a good time to shut the hell up, don't you think so?" Zarbon said wrapping part of his glove like cloth around Mirai Kimberly's mouth

"So any one knows about the basics of sex?" Freeza said "Yah you need a female dude unless you're a fag.." said a boy "Good seems this onna Zarbon caught will help us demonstrate" Freeza said removing his armor "Help! I need Mirai no Trunks right now!" MK said "OMG he is like stripping like OMG like help I might go like blind like oh like shit!" Said the air headed prep "Hey let go of Mirai me!" CK said "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" Stewart said

"That song I love it give me what ever the hell it is" Freeza said grabbing the CD player

"Hey bitch that's mine" Stewart said

"Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds I want to you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft advisory" So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battle ship Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files" Freeza sang

"Hey that songs getting me turned on," said Nappa

Freeza was dancing and singing that song "Oh sorry brats I forgot, first you get undressed like I am then you fuck some one like this" Freeza said

Insert horrible rape of Zarbon

"Oh help me! I want to be a virgin forever!" said a girl "Dude I'm ditching" said Aaron and every one but MK and CK were left

"Oh geese my old age is really getting to me!" said the twilight zone guy "Yah look what you caused!" MK said "Yah what she said!" CK said "Well I'll talk to Shelong and undo this, now we need someone to kill Freeza" He said "You got it old man!" said CK "Miria no Trunks will kick his ass any day!" Both Kimberlys said "Okay" he said summoning Mirai no Trunks Freeza was no humping the desk "Me and you baby!" He sang "God the mental pictures" Twilight zone guy said "Hey what the?" Mirai no Trunks said "Hey can you kill a horny Freeza then marry me?" MK said "Uh. I can kill Freeza but marry you? No thanx but It's nice of you to ask" He said blushing "Can I have your shirt then?" CK said "Yah your shirt!" They both said "Ladies leave the poor boy alone so he can kill Freeza" The TZG said "KKK you asshole but he our after!" They said Trunks killed the horny Freeza and They Chibi Kimberly stole his shirt while Mirai Kimberly got his sword and jacket "I need those," He said "Yah U need the sword so here," MK said handing the sword back "My clothes.?" He said "You look better without them" They both said "Okay let's go, Mirai Kimberly!" TZG said "Hey bye chibi I'll see you every time you look in the mirror!" Kimberly said "Bye" said Chibi Mirai Kimberly grabbed Trunks and they both went back to another dimension.



Pat gave me that idea to use the Bloodhound Gang song which I don't own and Happy birthday Jessica or late er.., whatever