"Why does the sun shine"?
It was humid. VERY humid. The air reeked of salt and fat people as the sun shown in through the tiny window in the large, locker filled room. Conversations could be heard all around, but I like to keep to myself. I was in a tiny corner, staring at the instructor with a look of pure evil on my tanned skin. I was NOT going to participate in such foolish activities, especially with these retarded looking uniforms.
The instructor looked like she was on speed or something, all perky and crap. I wanted to deck her in the face just for looking this way. I wonder what causes normal people to end up like that. While I was pondering she came over here. Damn.
"Hello there, little man. I'm Ms. Crab, what's your name?'…….no response.
I stared into her eyes with a flame that would scare the toughest man and she just stood there. That's when I found out she was far-sided. So that's when I spoke.
"Don't talk to me woman. I'm only in here because I have to be." I snarled each word out like I spat on her face.
"
Well, someone needs a time out, now don't we. You're just lucky we're not swimming right now or I'd make you do laps," she said matter-of-factly.
I growled. Like she's going to really force me to go in this time out thingy.
I moved away from her on got dressed into the uniform. Did I say they looked retarded, I mean GAY-ASS. It was this little bright yellow spandex suit that rode up my friggen ass. I clenched my fists and almost punched a hole in the wall. I looked around the room and all the other males had the same expression on their faces. O geez, I can see it now… 'Everyone in this damn school is a freaking fag'. I threw on my real pants and headed out to the track.
Some kid came up to me and asked my name. I think I handled it quite well. I flipped him off and threw him in the dumpster.
The heat seemed to reflect off the melting asphalt as it reached over 90 degrees with ease. Ms. Crab came out last and instructed us to jog in rows with a partner. I was eyeballing one of the female students when Crab came over.
"Because you were insubordinate earlier you mister….. What's your name?"
I just snorted
"Whatever. Anyways, I've taken the liberty of choosing your partner. Meet Toby", She smiled her sweet vengeance as I lay eyes on an over weight girl… I think, with a shirt that says 'PHAT' written in large bold print and had various food stains on it.
I shuddered. This is more than I bargained for. Crab left us to meet each other.
"Gyahiya, I'mm Toby. Whats mmyour name?" she slobbered out of her fat O shaped mouth.
"Uhhh…. My names Boba." I told through my teeth, trying not to take in her stench.
"Kewl. I liiiike mmmyou." She made a kissing motion at me and I about gagged.
"Alright class, start jogging" Crab chimed merrily. That was the only time I was thankful to here her harpies voice.
I thought that when we where on the track that I could loose her, but Crab blew her whistle at me and told me to wait for the Toby. I laughed to myself at the thought of Ms. Crab having crabs herself. That would explain a lot of things.
Toby finally caught up to me…. Unfortunately for me she moved about as fast as a Ford Pinto stuck in the mud. I had to severely pace myself to keep up with this snail.
Holy Frick! She was already sweating. Damn I hate this. First day in this high school and I was already regretting ever showing up. Luckily for me there was an attractive looking student right in front of me and I could stare at her.
"Shoooo Boba," Toby started "whaat arrrre mmyouu going toooo bee when mmyou grow uup?" she slurred. God I hated everything about her….
"someone who hunts people like you down for a profit" I muttered wearily. Damn this is so stupid.
"I wanna beee an astronaut. Hey I gots a queestion for mmyou," she said abrubtly changing the subject. "Do mmyouse knoow how the sun shines?
I sighed. "the sun is a huge atom smashing machine in which hydrogen, oxygen nitrogen and helium are combusted into heat and light energy. Does that answer your goddamn question," I stated slightly agitated.
She just turned to me.
"I got a cat named fluffy," she stated, stupid as ever.
I just kept jogging. I flipped my black curly hair out of my eyes and realized that I was starting to sweat.
"Hey, loook. We sweat together. I looooove mmyou," she bellowed
I almost puked right there. I had to get out of here. I thought of a quick way to get suspended. I ran over to some little kid and started beating and wailing the crap out of him. Crab came over and broke us up.
"you know you cant fight on school grounds. I'm going to give you a time out," she yapped.
The words hit me like I hit my head. Damn. Is there not any way out of this hell hole. I went over and sat on this tiny time out bench and stewed. I was royally pissed. I tripped some kid running by and he broke his nose. I snorted in amusement until Crab came over and expelled me for the rest of the year! YAY! Other than the fact I had to spend the rest of the day in the guidance councilor who was trying to get inside of my head. HAHAHAHAHAHA….. I'm just fine aren't I.
I waited outside in the parking lot for my dad to pick me up when an old poop brown pickup truck came swerving around the corner, knocking out a few classmates (who needs 'em) came this way. He stopped 2 centimeters in front of me and honked.
"Hi, dad." I muttered.
I was kind of embarrassed when he wore is full Jango Fett uniform out in public, especially when he drove the poop truck. I just shrugged and got in.
When I opened the door it fell off.
"Just throw it in the back, son," he yelped.
I was thinking of getting a ride home from Toby when he grabbed my arm and sat me down.
I went to put the seatbelt on, but it broke. I just gave up and pouted.
"Just hang onto the dashboard, Boba," he chimed happily and turned up his Marvin Gaye.
I think I actually started to cry. This is so much worst than the Toby. At least her Corsica doesn't fall apart.
We FINALLY got home and I threw my crap on the chair and bounded upstairs to my room to hang myself. Unfortunately my father felt like following me blabbing about some Kamino junk. He said we would move. Well, looks like I wont have to kill myself this time. Ah well. Just as long as Toby isn't coming.
"Oh," Jango started "I met someone new whose coming with us. She's got a daughter about your age. I think her names Tody or Toby…..one of the two."
It was humid. VERY humid. The air reeked of salt and fat people as the sun shown in through the tiny window in the large, locker filled room. Conversations could be heard all around, but I like to keep to myself. I was in a tiny corner, staring at the instructor with a look of pure evil on my tanned skin. I was NOT going to participate in such foolish activities, especially with these retarded looking uniforms.
The instructor looked like she was on speed or something, all perky and crap. I wanted to deck her in the face just for looking this way. I wonder what causes normal people to end up like that. While I was pondering she came over here. Damn.
"Hello there, little man. I'm Ms. Crab, what's your name?'…….no response.
I stared into her eyes with a flame that would scare the toughest man and she just stood there. That's when I found out she was far-sided. So that's when I spoke.
"Don't talk to me woman. I'm only in here because I have to be." I snarled each word out like I spat on her face.
"
Well, someone needs a time out, now don't we. You're just lucky we're not swimming right now or I'd make you do laps," she said matter-of-factly.
I growled. Like she's going to really force me to go in this time out thingy.
I moved away from her on got dressed into the uniform. Did I say they looked retarded, I mean GAY-ASS. It was this little bright yellow spandex suit that rode up my friggen ass. I clenched my fists and almost punched a hole in the wall. I looked around the room and all the other males had the same expression on their faces. O geez, I can see it now… 'Everyone in this damn school is a freaking fag'. I threw on my real pants and headed out to the track.
Some kid came up to me and asked my name. I think I handled it quite well. I flipped him off and threw him in the dumpster.
The heat seemed to reflect off the melting asphalt as it reached over 90 degrees with ease. Ms. Crab came out last and instructed us to jog in rows with a partner. I was eyeballing one of the female students when Crab came over.
"Because you were insubordinate earlier you mister….. What's your name?"
I just snorted
"Whatever. Anyways, I've taken the liberty of choosing your partner. Meet Toby", She smiled her sweet vengeance as I lay eyes on an over weight girl… I think, with a shirt that says 'PHAT' written in large bold print and had various food stains on it.
I shuddered. This is more than I bargained for. Crab left us to meet each other.
"Gyahiya, I'mm Toby. Whats mmyour name?" she slobbered out of her fat O shaped mouth.
"Uhhh…. My names Boba." I told through my teeth, trying not to take in her stench.
"Kewl. I liiiike mmmyou." She made a kissing motion at me and I about gagged.
"Alright class, start jogging" Crab chimed merrily. That was the only time I was thankful to here her harpies voice.
I thought that when we where on the track that I could loose her, but Crab blew her whistle at me and told me to wait for the Toby. I laughed to myself at the thought of Ms. Crab having crabs herself. That would explain a lot of things.
Toby finally caught up to me…. Unfortunately for me she moved about as fast as a Ford Pinto stuck in the mud. I had to severely pace myself to keep up with this snail.
Holy Frick! She was already sweating. Damn I hate this. First day in this high school and I was already regretting ever showing up. Luckily for me there was an attractive looking student right in front of me and I could stare at her.
"Shoooo Boba," Toby started "whaat arrrre mmyouu going toooo bee when mmyou grow uup?" she slurred. God I hated everything about her….
"someone who hunts people like you down for a profit" I muttered wearily. Damn this is so stupid.
"I wanna beee an astronaut. Hey I gots a queestion for mmyou," she said abrubtly changing the subject. "Do mmyouse knoow how the sun shines?
I sighed. "the sun is a huge atom smashing machine in which hydrogen, oxygen nitrogen and helium are combusted into heat and light energy. Does that answer your goddamn question," I stated slightly agitated.
She just turned to me.
"I got a cat named fluffy," she stated, stupid as ever.
I just kept jogging. I flipped my black curly hair out of my eyes and realized that I was starting to sweat.
"Hey, loook. We sweat together. I looooove mmyou," she bellowed
I almost puked right there. I had to get out of here. I thought of a quick way to get suspended. I ran over to some little kid and started beating and wailing the crap out of him. Crab came over and broke us up.
"you know you cant fight on school grounds. I'm going to give you a time out," she yapped.
The words hit me like I hit my head. Damn. Is there not any way out of this hell hole. I went over and sat on this tiny time out bench and stewed. I was royally pissed. I tripped some kid running by and he broke his nose. I snorted in amusement until Crab came over and expelled me for the rest of the year! YAY! Other than the fact I had to spend the rest of the day in the guidance councilor who was trying to get inside of my head. HAHAHAHAHAHA….. I'm just fine aren't I.
I waited outside in the parking lot for my dad to pick me up when an old poop brown pickup truck came swerving around the corner, knocking out a few classmates (who needs 'em) came this way. He stopped 2 centimeters in front of me and honked.
"Hi, dad." I muttered.
I was kind of embarrassed when he wore is full Jango Fett uniform out in public, especially when he drove the poop truck. I just shrugged and got in.
When I opened the door it fell off.
"Just throw it in the back, son," he yelped.
I was thinking of getting a ride home from Toby when he grabbed my arm and sat me down.
I went to put the seatbelt on, but it broke. I just gave up and pouted.
"Just hang onto the dashboard, Boba," he chimed happily and turned up his Marvin Gaye.
I think I actually started to cry. This is so much worst than the Toby. At least her Corsica doesn't fall apart.
We FINALLY got home and I threw my crap on the chair and bounded upstairs to my room to hang myself. Unfortunately my father felt like following me blabbing about some Kamino junk. He said we would move. Well, looks like I wont have to kill myself this time. Ah well. Just as long as Toby isn't coming.
"Oh," Jango started "I met someone new whose coming with us. She's got a daughter about your age. I think her names Tody or Toby…..one of the two."
