A/N MY FINGER IS BETTER!!!! YAY. Thank you, those of you who encouraged me
to even put a 2nd and 3rd chapter by reveiwing. I plan on making this story
a Karma trip where the past comes to bite Boba in the ass later on. Another
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~Alyson-the-little
Ch.3
'Whatever you wanna call it' chapter
I slowly open my eyes, trying to figure out where I was. My head and back hurt from my unusual sleeping position.. IN THE PRISONER CELL?
It then dawned on me why I was in there. More or less why I PUT myself in there because Toby was staring at me with a look I couldn't deciphir. I looked up and then headed to the bathroom, completely ignoring the toby and her stare.
A half hour later I got out of the fresher and got dressed. She was just sitting there, in her pajamas, wondering what I just did. I just turned my head and shook at her. She smiled and gargled her spit. Gross.
I turned and left the room. I couldn't take it anymore. I went into the cockpit and sat at the command counsel. No one was there but me and the whirring and beeping lights and buttons. The autopilot was on and we were currently at lightspeed. I looked over the coordinates and found that we were almost to Kamino.
"Well, at least we'll be getting there in a few days instead of two weeks," I smiled at the words I said and started to check all of the gauges and functions to make sure they were all nominal. This isn't going to as bad as I originally thought. Though, we would get there a little faster if we lost a few hundred pounds *hint *hint.
A week later we arrived on the stormy Kamino, not my idea of a wonderus vacationing spot, but atleast no one will hassle us, tourists I mean. Meg and Jango stepped out of the ship, engrossed in each other. It was pathetic. He would say some dumb, corny line and she would just fall right into him.. she was a blonde after all.
Then Toby came out. She smiled and asked why the rain fell. I ignored her and toke her to her quarters. That's when I locked her in there with only a weeks supply of food knowing her she probably would have eaten it all by tonight.
I sighed. I probably would have to come back tonight and let her out. that is, if any one notices her absence.
I spent the rest of the day with my dad, outside training to be the best like him. his bimbo, Meg, was watching in awe as my father and I sparred in the light drizzle. I was just as, if not more, nimble as Jango, and put up a pretty decent fight.
"Practice , son. Practice," Jango said in his monotone voice as he walked over to Meg and wiped his face with a towel, brought out by one of the Kiminoiens. I smirked slightly and headed to my quarters. Jango was no father of the year, but he did teach me how to survive in the cruel universe. I was at least thankful for that, even if he had to drag the Toby into the picture. Which reminds me, I need to let Toby out of her room.
I started for her room, when I heard my intercom bleep madly at me. I flipped it on and found it was Jango, and he looked unaturely nervous.
"Boba, come to the docking bay at once, there are Jedi here and I'm not taking any chances," he stated with a tint of panic in his normal monotone voice.
Iquivered slightly at the message. If something could upset Jango that bad, it had to be serious. I ran the lengths of the pristine white hallways until he got to the hanger and ran out into the dark, cold rain.
Jango and a scruffy looking Jedi were battling on the landing plate. I thought for a moment and then ran over to the ship unnoticed. I then punch in the code to lower the docking ramp and put in a safty code for Jango.
I watched wearily from the cockpit as Jango and the foolish Jedi battled intensly in the pouring rain. Then, as if the Jedi fell off the plate, almost as if he tried to, and Jango crawled back up and ran to Slave1.
"Sorry I took so long, son," Jango replied, almost happily. I just glanced at him as we were propelled off of the stormy planet. It was then I realized that I left Toby in her room.
Whoops.
I just stared at my hands for a minute and then shrugged. The Kimoniens would smell her eventually.
"Son, I have something to tell you," Jango said in an unusually caring voice. "You don't have a mother. You are a exact clone of me."
I just looked at him. "So? I knew that all along. I do know how to hack, and I do have ears."
"Oh, well, never mind. I jus thought." "Dad, you've got issues."
There was a unsettling silence. 'this is getting out of hand' I thought with a huff.
"I'm going to my room," I muttered and headed towards the ladder going downstairs.
All of a sudden Jango got up and went over to me. "I love you son," he said like Barney and gave me a big ass bear hug. I was a little shocked for the first three hours after that, but the thought of getting rid of all of Toby's junk in my room over powered the fact that my dad was weirding me out. Ah well, he's probably just tired after fighting Jedi retard-o.
Ah well, I still have my dad to protect me and make sure I wake up at noon. I hate to miss breakfast. I love my fruity pebbles!
*A week later*
Well, so I don't have my dad, but I still have my fruity pebbles and my castlevania 2 game. (not really, when the Empire came to power he confiscated all of the video games. DUMB BASTARD) That's when I vowed to get back my Castlevania 2 game.
*A decade later*
Argh... I still don't have my Castlevania 2 game and i ran out of fruity pebbles. Ah well, time to get all mean and serious and stuff. I wear these earphones at night that repeat: I AM THE SILENT BOBA FETT! over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Which reminds me, I have a job to do. there is an assassin threatening my life and I must find them.
I get on my command counsel and type in the last known cordinates of this fiend. I also put it in auto-pilot so I could take a snooze. I haven't exactly been able to sleep, what, with all the missions I've been doing to add some 'mods' to slave1.
I crept to the back of the ship slowly to the 'master' bedroom and slept a dreamless slumber.
Ch.3
'Whatever you wanna call it' chapter
I slowly open my eyes, trying to figure out where I was. My head and back hurt from my unusual sleeping position.. IN THE PRISONER CELL?
It then dawned on me why I was in there. More or less why I PUT myself in there because Toby was staring at me with a look I couldn't deciphir. I looked up and then headed to the bathroom, completely ignoring the toby and her stare.
A half hour later I got out of the fresher and got dressed. She was just sitting there, in her pajamas, wondering what I just did. I just turned my head and shook at her. She smiled and gargled her spit. Gross.
I turned and left the room. I couldn't take it anymore. I went into the cockpit and sat at the command counsel. No one was there but me and the whirring and beeping lights and buttons. The autopilot was on and we were currently at lightspeed. I looked over the coordinates and found that we were almost to Kamino.
"Well, at least we'll be getting there in a few days instead of two weeks," I smiled at the words I said and started to check all of the gauges and functions to make sure they were all nominal. This isn't going to as bad as I originally thought. Though, we would get there a little faster if we lost a few hundred pounds *hint *hint.
A week later we arrived on the stormy Kamino, not my idea of a wonderus vacationing spot, but atleast no one will hassle us, tourists I mean. Meg and Jango stepped out of the ship, engrossed in each other. It was pathetic. He would say some dumb, corny line and she would just fall right into him.. she was a blonde after all.
Then Toby came out. She smiled and asked why the rain fell. I ignored her and toke her to her quarters. That's when I locked her in there with only a weeks supply of food knowing her she probably would have eaten it all by tonight.
I sighed. I probably would have to come back tonight and let her out. that is, if any one notices her absence.
I spent the rest of the day with my dad, outside training to be the best like him. his bimbo, Meg, was watching in awe as my father and I sparred in the light drizzle. I was just as, if not more, nimble as Jango, and put up a pretty decent fight.
"Practice , son. Practice," Jango said in his monotone voice as he walked over to Meg and wiped his face with a towel, brought out by one of the Kiminoiens. I smirked slightly and headed to my quarters. Jango was no father of the year, but he did teach me how to survive in the cruel universe. I was at least thankful for that, even if he had to drag the Toby into the picture. Which reminds me, I need to let Toby out of her room.
I started for her room, when I heard my intercom bleep madly at me. I flipped it on and found it was Jango, and he looked unaturely nervous.
"Boba, come to the docking bay at once, there are Jedi here and I'm not taking any chances," he stated with a tint of panic in his normal monotone voice.
Iquivered slightly at the message. If something could upset Jango that bad, it had to be serious. I ran the lengths of the pristine white hallways until he got to the hanger and ran out into the dark, cold rain.
Jango and a scruffy looking Jedi were battling on the landing plate. I thought for a moment and then ran over to the ship unnoticed. I then punch in the code to lower the docking ramp and put in a safty code for Jango.
I watched wearily from the cockpit as Jango and the foolish Jedi battled intensly in the pouring rain. Then, as if the Jedi fell off the plate, almost as if he tried to, and Jango crawled back up and ran to Slave1.
"Sorry I took so long, son," Jango replied, almost happily. I just glanced at him as we were propelled off of the stormy planet. It was then I realized that I left Toby in her room.
Whoops.
I just stared at my hands for a minute and then shrugged. The Kimoniens would smell her eventually.
"Son, I have something to tell you," Jango said in an unusually caring voice. "You don't have a mother. You are a exact clone of me."
I just looked at him. "So? I knew that all along. I do know how to hack, and I do have ears."
"Oh, well, never mind. I jus thought." "Dad, you've got issues."
There was a unsettling silence. 'this is getting out of hand' I thought with a huff.
"I'm going to my room," I muttered and headed towards the ladder going downstairs.
All of a sudden Jango got up and went over to me. "I love you son," he said like Barney and gave me a big ass bear hug. I was a little shocked for the first three hours after that, but the thought of getting rid of all of Toby's junk in my room over powered the fact that my dad was weirding me out. Ah well, he's probably just tired after fighting Jedi retard-o.
Ah well, I still have my dad to protect me and make sure I wake up at noon. I hate to miss breakfast. I love my fruity pebbles!
*A week later*
Well, so I don't have my dad, but I still have my fruity pebbles and my castlevania 2 game. (not really, when the Empire came to power he confiscated all of the video games. DUMB BASTARD) That's when I vowed to get back my Castlevania 2 game.
*A decade later*
Argh... I still don't have my Castlevania 2 game and i ran out of fruity pebbles. Ah well, time to get all mean and serious and stuff. I wear these earphones at night that repeat: I AM THE SILENT BOBA FETT! over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Which reminds me, I have a job to do. there is an assassin threatening my life and I must find them.
I get on my command counsel and type in the last known cordinates of this fiend. I also put it in auto-pilot so I could take a snooze. I haven't exactly been able to sleep, what, with all the missions I've been doing to add some 'mods' to slave1.
I crept to the back of the ship slowly to the 'master' bedroom and slept a dreamless slumber.
