Disclaimer: i do not own any star wars character, all of these familiar characters (and thats all you'll probably find in my star wars stories) belong to Mr.George Lucas, he is the one in charge of killing the world's greatest story. Im just a wannabe. REally.
Author's note: This is making fun of the person who knows nothing about star wars writing a fic. I actually know alot about the series and get really irritated when someone who knows nothing about it tries to write a story about it. This is for you other folk who are also pissed. Thank you.(in other words, this is not how i write, unless the mood strikes me to write like so, such as my story about me and boba fett going to olive garden)
tell me what you thought or dont email me at: starbubbles61@hotmail.com
Authors note:this story was hard to write, becuase i find obi wan really really hot. im just a tween girl, and i get obbsessed with hot guys easily. I forgot the name of the actor who plays obi wan,(its on the tip of my tongue) but when he doesnt have to play a 40 year old guy hes SEXXY!!! woah. *whew* it was hard for me to write the kissing crap, because i get jealous easily. Thats why i hate all of the stories about Characters i love meeting other people. *ahem* boba fett *ahem* I dont care about hayden christensen though. I know someone who looks just like him that doesnt do weed (that i know of) so you can keep anni girls. :D
The Star WArs idiot Collection
Story 2
"I love you because...um..its a predictable cliche?"
or
Two Secrets
Padme leaned on the ledge in her Nibian Retreat. It wasnt safe here, she knew; but she had jedi and a whole army protecting her. Not to mention her love, Anakin Skywalker. He'd been so stressed lately. Leaving the Jedi to be with her, but they knew that love meant sacrifices, and if they wanted to live in peace; they'd have to just not be involved in politics or wars. Things were only getting worse the agreed, but even the simple farmers are effected by the Wars. Padme sighed. "What am i going to do with my life now?" she thought. "My urge to help the galaxy will only grow more with time, but no one can be a senator and a mother. It is far too much responsiblity." She loved Anakin so much, but lately, he'd been a little scary. He had sudden outburst of anger and aggression, for no reason whatsoever, and lashed out at her sometimes. She wondered, if he would be a comfort or danger to her life. This troubled her more than the other petty details.
"Senator Padme," a voice spoke behind her. "Yes?" she answered. "You need to leave this place. Something is terribly wrong with your husband." Padme's face went to complete terror.Her first thought was death, since he was out in the Clone Wars, intense and bloody, but he was so good, how could he die? Padme was nearly in tears,"Is he dead?" She turned around and looked at the soldier. "No. Hes been tempted by the..the sith. The jedi are severely concerned, and they...and you..could be in absolute danger with him." Padme was horrified. This was worse than death.He was betraying her. "I...I need to get help with this. Is there going to be an escort?" "Yes ma'm. THe usual guards, and a jedi by the name of Obi Wan Kenobi. Do you know him?" she was slightly relieved at the company of a friend. "Yes. We're old friends. Now we must go. Anakin isnt a danger to me, but he is to the people, if the news is true." Wiping a tear from her eye, she ran out to her spacecraft.
They were all packed and ready and padme sat inside and stared out at her dear home. She reflected on all of the promises Anakin had made to her there, and how all of them would be broken if he joined the sith. He wouldnt betray his friends, mentors,and now.....family....would he?
She now realized how little she knew anakin. It scared her deeply. Her worried thoughts were interrupted by a familiar jedi's voice. "Senator Padme," She smiled at the sound. "Obi Wan. its good to see you again." Obi Wan nodded."Same to you Senator Padme, i know that this is all hard for you to handle, and i myself am awfully discouraged at the situation. He is my apprentice, and i am fully responsible with his behavior." Obi wan looked tired and discouraged. Much different than his usual look of wisdom and security.
Padme looked at him with compassion and sympathy. She couldnt stand how much pain her husband had caused. "Excuse me Obi Wan." She went into another room to cry.
3 days later (up in space)
"Do you know where exactly Anakin is?" Obi Wan shook his head. "Im not completely sure, but i suggest we stay as far away from Camino as possible. Thats where we think he is. But who knows. The dark side is consuming everything. Its hard to sense anything these days." He sighed in grief. Padme looked confused. "Cant Yoda help us? There are still the remaining jedi in the council arent there?" Obi WAn looked down. He couldnt tell her. Most of the council had either died or been revealed as a traitor. You could barely trust anyone. Yoda was fighting one of the major threats on a swamp planet, and the location was the only thing in his knowledge. It was a very discouraging situation.
"Just be careful Padme." He got up and walked to his room.
Unknown to all of them, there was a craft following them not far from behind, was the very person they were avoid. Anakin. He wouldnt let his wife out of his sight, even after joining the sith. No. She was still his.
"Well it looks as though this planets a good one. We'll be safe here until we can find something better." Padme smiled. "It will be fine. I dont like the idea of hiding while so many suffer. I should be doing the same. Im no longer a senator, or a queen. And i would rather suffer with my people than hide like this." The soldier shrugged. "Im sorry miss. But it is in Palpatines best interest that we keep you safe." Padme nodded and looked down. She sighed she got up and looked at the deserted planet.
"This planet might be too obvious of a hiding place. Its known for being so desolate." She was tempted to go back inside, until she saw a volcano. "Volcano? Ive never heard of this planet having one." Obi Wan laughed. "This planet is very mysterious indeed." She smiled at him. She always thought he was handsome and wise, but ive never actually felt this way about him. She blushed at the thought. "No," she thought. "Im married now, i cant be having young flirtatious ideas." She dismissed her feelings and told obi wan that she was going to take a walk. "Do you want to go?" He nodded and walked with her. They talked of things such as polotics (and other things i have no idea about since i dont know every detail thats going on with Episode 3) They stopped at the foot of the volcano and looked up at it.
"Its so beautiful," Obi wan looked down."Not as beautiful as you are." *cough!! cheesy line!! alot like the chemistry in episode 2 though!! im not taking this seriously enough*
Padme looked at him."I've always been able to control my feelings with love," Obi Wan continued." and i dont know why i love you, for sure. Maybe its becuase its so expected and predictible. I dont know. All im sure of is, i need to dissmiss these feelings soon. Before i betray my ideas, my future, and my best friend." Padme looked at him deeper. "I dont know if my marriage will even work if hes betrayed us like this," She cried."I do love you too, but," She wiped a tear from her eye."I love the old anakin."
Then they kissed. *im not too great at detail forekiss, so just screw it*
"What the hell are you doing?" They stared up in horror. Anakin. He pulled out his lightsaber and struck at obi wan. It missed him by a thread. They went on, while Padme ran back into the ship. Anakin was terribly depressed. "How could you do something like this?" how?" He was crying as he was trying to stab his teacher in the heart. "Anakin, you betrayed her," Anakin shook his head. "No. I dont think so." He flipped over obi wan and tried to push him into the firey inferno of the volcano. It backfired. Obi wan turned around, and just as anakin was about to slice his opponent, the volcano shook, and he fell in.
thus Vader was born.
The end .....?
Ill admit the ending sucked really bad. But i was really tired of writing this story. I hate these so much, but thats how i think episode 3 will kind of go, except for the Obi wan/padme thing. THat really sucks. I kinda got a little too into the quality of this one, so its not really a "idiot story" OH well. Its my fic i can make it as good/bad as i want. This one wasnt as funny as i liked them to be, but wgaf?
Next ficcy: Boba Fett meets a Mysterious woman
next fic comment: obviously the only woman in boba fett's life is me. Duh. This is all wrong. I did already start this one, and it kinda sucks becuz the woman was me. So im gonna redo it again.
Author's note: This is making fun of the person who knows nothing about star wars writing a fic. I actually know alot about the series and get really irritated when someone who knows nothing about it tries to write a story about it. This is for you other folk who are also pissed. Thank you.(in other words, this is not how i write, unless the mood strikes me to write like so, such as my story about me and boba fett going to olive garden)
tell me what you thought or dont email me at: starbubbles61@hotmail.com
Authors note:this story was hard to write, becuase i find obi wan really really hot. im just a tween girl, and i get obbsessed with hot guys easily. I forgot the name of the actor who plays obi wan,(its on the tip of my tongue) but when he doesnt have to play a 40 year old guy hes SEXXY!!! woah. *whew* it was hard for me to write the kissing crap, because i get jealous easily. Thats why i hate all of the stories about Characters i love meeting other people. *ahem* boba fett *ahem* I dont care about hayden christensen though. I know someone who looks just like him that doesnt do weed (that i know of) so you can keep anni girls. :D
The Star WArs idiot Collection
Story 2
"I love you because...um..its a predictable cliche?"
or
Two Secrets
Padme leaned on the ledge in her Nibian Retreat. It wasnt safe here, she knew; but she had jedi and a whole army protecting her. Not to mention her love, Anakin Skywalker. He'd been so stressed lately. Leaving the Jedi to be with her, but they knew that love meant sacrifices, and if they wanted to live in peace; they'd have to just not be involved in politics or wars. Things were only getting worse the agreed, but even the simple farmers are effected by the Wars. Padme sighed. "What am i going to do with my life now?" she thought. "My urge to help the galaxy will only grow more with time, but no one can be a senator and a mother. It is far too much responsiblity." She loved Anakin so much, but lately, he'd been a little scary. He had sudden outburst of anger and aggression, for no reason whatsoever, and lashed out at her sometimes. She wondered, if he would be a comfort or danger to her life. This troubled her more than the other petty details.
"Senator Padme," a voice spoke behind her. "Yes?" she answered. "You need to leave this place. Something is terribly wrong with your husband." Padme's face went to complete terror.Her first thought was death, since he was out in the Clone Wars, intense and bloody, but he was so good, how could he die? Padme was nearly in tears,"Is he dead?" She turned around and looked at the soldier. "No. Hes been tempted by the..the sith. The jedi are severely concerned, and they...and you..could be in absolute danger with him." Padme was horrified. This was worse than death.He was betraying her. "I...I need to get help with this. Is there going to be an escort?" "Yes ma'm. THe usual guards, and a jedi by the name of Obi Wan Kenobi. Do you know him?" she was slightly relieved at the company of a friend. "Yes. We're old friends. Now we must go. Anakin isnt a danger to me, but he is to the people, if the news is true." Wiping a tear from her eye, she ran out to her spacecraft.
They were all packed and ready and padme sat inside and stared out at her dear home. She reflected on all of the promises Anakin had made to her there, and how all of them would be broken if he joined the sith. He wouldnt betray his friends, mentors,and now.....family....would he?
She now realized how little she knew anakin. It scared her deeply. Her worried thoughts were interrupted by a familiar jedi's voice. "Senator Padme," She smiled at the sound. "Obi Wan. its good to see you again." Obi Wan nodded."Same to you Senator Padme, i know that this is all hard for you to handle, and i myself am awfully discouraged at the situation. He is my apprentice, and i am fully responsible with his behavior." Obi wan looked tired and discouraged. Much different than his usual look of wisdom and security.
Padme looked at him with compassion and sympathy. She couldnt stand how much pain her husband had caused. "Excuse me Obi Wan." She went into another room to cry.
3 days later (up in space)
"Do you know where exactly Anakin is?" Obi Wan shook his head. "Im not completely sure, but i suggest we stay as far away from Camino as possible. Thats where we think he is. But who knows. The dark side is consuming everything. Its hard to sense anything these days." He sighed in grief. Padme looked confused. "Cant Yoda help us? There are still the remaining jedi in the council arent there?" Obi WAn looked down. He couldnt tell her. Most of the council had either died or been revealed as a traitor. You could barely trust anyone. Yoda was fighting one of the major threats on a swamp planet, and the location was the only thing in his knowledge. It was a very discouraging situation.
"Just be careful Padme." He got up and walked to his room.
Unknown to all of them, there was a craft following them not far from behind, was the very person they were avoid. Anakin. He wouldnt let his wife out of his sight, even after joining the sith. No. She was still his.
"Well it looks as though this planets a good one. We'll be safe here until we can find something better." Padme smiled. "It will be fine. I dont like the idea of hiding while so many suffer. I should be doing the same. Im no longer a senator, or a queen. And i would rather suffer with my people than hide like this." The soldier shrugged. "Im sorry miss. But it is in Palpatines best interest that we keep you safe." Padme nodded and looked down. She sighed she got up and looked at the deserted planet.
"This planet might be too obvious of a hiding place. Its known for being so desolate." She was tempted to go back inside, until she saw a volcano. "Volcano? Ive never heard of this planet having one." Obi Wan laughed. "This planet is very mysterious indeed." She smiled at him. She always thought he was handsome and wise, but ive never actually felt this way about him. She blushed at the thought. "No," she thought. "Im married now, i cant be having young flirtatious ideas." She dismissed her feelings and told obi wan that she was going to take a walk. "Do you want to go?" He nodded and walked with her. They talked of things such as polotics (and other things i have no idea about since i dont know every detail thats going on with Episode 3) They stopped at the foot of the volcano and looked up at it.
"Its so beautiful," Obi wan looked down."Not as beautiful as you are." *cough!! cheesy line!! alot like the chemistry in episode 2 though!! im not taking this seriously enough*
Padme looked at him."I've always been able to control my feelings with love," Obi Wan continued." and i dont know why i love you, for sure. Maybe its becuase its so expected and predictible. I dont know. All im sure of is, i need to dissmiss these feelings soon. Before i betray my ideas, my future, and my best friend." Padme looked at him deeper. "I dont know if my marriage will even work if hes betrayed us like this," She cried."I do love you too, but," She wiped a tear from her eye."I love the old anakin."
Then they kissed. *im not too great at detail forekiss, so just screw it*
"What the hell are you doing?" They stared up in horror. Anakin. He pulled out his lightsaber and struck at obi wan. It missed him by a thread. They went on, while Padme ran back into the ship. Anakin was terribly depressed. "How could you do something like this?" how?" He was crying as he was trying to stab his teacher in the heart. "Anakin, you betrayed her," Anakin shook his head. "No. I dont think so." He flipped over obi wan and tried to push him into the firey inferno of the volcano. It backfired. Obi wan turned around, and just as anakin was about to slice his opponent, the volcano shook, and he fell in.
thus Vader was born.
The end .....?
Ill admit the ending sucked really bad. But i was really tired of writing this story. I hate these so much, but thats how i think episode 3 will kind of go, except for the Obi wan/padme thing. THat really sucks. I kinda got a little too into the quality of this one, so its not really a "idiot story" OH well. Its my fic i can make it as good/bad as i want. This one wasnt as funny as i liked them to be, but wgaf?
Next ficcy: Boba Fett meets a Mysterious woman
next fic comment: obviously the only woman in boba fett's life is me. Duh. This is all wrong. I did already start this one, and it kinda sucks becuz the woman was me. So im gonna redo it again.
