Disclaimer: i do not own any star wars character, all of these familiar characters (and thats all you'll probably find in my star wars stories) belong to Mr.George Lucas, he is the one in charge of killing the world's greatest story. Im just a wannabe. REally.

Author's note: This is making fun of the person who knows nothing about star wars writing a fic. I actually know alot about the series and get really irritated when someone who knows nothing about it tries to write a story about it. This is for you other folk who are also pissed. Thank you.(in other words, this is not how i write, unless the mood strikes me to write like so, such as my story about me and boba fett going to olive garden)
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Boba fett only loves me. That is why this story sucks. Its only obvious he loves me only. I might end up popping in this story and shooting some people to death for looking at him flirtaciously, (dont think i didnt see those little looks Vader gave him on E.S.B.) to make myself satisfied, i called the girl kelcu, (kel-soo) which is my Star Wars name (email me to ask how to find out yours if you dont know how)


Story 3
Boba Fett in love with someone Besides Kelsey *gasp*
(this ones REALLY bad specifically becuz im pissed at the idea Nutshell story)

BOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Aloud noise disturbs the booming party.

"What the hell was that? We are normal people who are cowards and worthless so no one wants to kill us even thought we are always killed."

A girl runs from the party. "I know that wasnt an everyday explosion because i was there. It must be boba fett because there is no way in hell that it could be one of the other hundreds of bounty hunters out there."

"HAHAH i am boba fett and i will get the bounty from you and waste my time getting
this money since ill never be able to spend it because im too busy keeping myself a secret. HAHAHAHA!! I better speed up my jet pack."

"Im going to run and explain what i did at the same time I gambled on 5 pod races and lost im probably going to be a slave if that ugly perv jaba doesnt make me show my boobies on a classic movie hahaha i just happen to be powerful with the force and beautiful how is that hahahah!!"

*SPEW SPEW*

"Ouch im not bleeding but ouch." *falls stunned.*


ZOOOOOOOOOOOM Boba fett flies along time in his super jet back.

"Im going to take a nap now even though i havent shot my bounty again to make sure she doesnt wake up but thats ok. Ill just put my blaster right next to me so that it is as visible as possilble. Hahahah.ZZZZ"
The woman wakes up.
"Ouch i was hurt and i got thrown from someone 20 feet in the air but now it doesnt hurt me because i was unconcious at the time. Hahahah. Wow who is that? That is boba fett he is very strong i have to shoot him with that blaster thats right in front of his face. I better not make any noise so he wont wake up and kill me."
She grabbed the gun and boba fett wakes up.
"What the hell is that? Oh its my bounty. I knew you would wake up but i didnt do anything about it. Hey you saw me without my helmet on im gonna have to kill you too bad im already too in love with you to actually shoot you. I guess I have to leave you because I dont want you to go to jabba even though your bounty is alot.

"Wow you love me? I love you too even though alot of women would probably use you just to get out of being one of jabbas whores im not like that because i actually love you after 4 minutes too isnt that funny. Dont worry i wont tell anyone about who you are even though everyone important knows about your childhood and knows who you really are i still wont tell anybody. "

"I love you girl who i dont know what your name is."
"I love you too boba fett."

"Lets get married!"
"Yeah we can have no children because you'll die in the surlac pit and i dont exist!"
"Cool"

Da
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Dadada
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dadada
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The end
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I told you it was a nutshell story. I got this from an invader zim download. You have to hear a Zim nutshell story to get how funny they really are, but i was ticked off at the idea of this, and wanted to make it as terrible as possible.

Next story: Chewie kills everyone