Disclaimer: I dont own Star Wars. yadadyada. Who actually believes we own these things? If we did, wouldnt we be actually trying to put it in a movie or book? Who made up the disclaimer?
Thank you for the encouraging Reviews from people, im getting alot of turds from my lizzie mcquire story about my expressions on things. Special thanks to padfoot963 for telling me about the emporer. I havent read all the books, and i dont know everything . Sorry about that. But the emporer wasnt a clone or anything, so it was still a dumb story anyway. No these wont change the bad fics, but who cares? I like writing crappy fics!
Story 4
Chewie Kills Everyone
(basically)
Han and Chewie were on the millineum falcon flying freely through the air.
"ARR"
"Yeah Chewie I know this planet is really crappy."
"ARR"
"Dont worry about your hair Chewie.
leia comes in from the cockpit. "Hey guys are why are we going to a crappy planet?"
"ARRR"
"Chewie shut up. Well this planet has a bunch of gold, and alot of other stuff thats worth alot of money. "
Leia nodded."I think we really need alot of money right now, since im a princess and everything. Yeah lets go Chewie."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"Chewie come on,"
Chewie was getting a little ticked off about never getting listened to. He was ignored in the Rebel Wars, and was always assumed as a big hairy thing with no brane. He was sick of it.
"Hey Chewie can you go get a wrench for me there?"
That was the last straw.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Chewie Grabbed Leia and threw her on the chair. She exploded.
"Chewie," han cried "you blew up my girlfriend"
"ARRRRRRR"
Chewie slammed the controlers and since the millenium falcon is a piece of crap it fell on that moon with Ewoks.
"CHEWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!"
They crashed like it was a nuclear explosion.
They both lived though. Chewie saw han through the smoke as he ran away.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Chewie got up and ran around chasing him.
"Chewie your nuts!"
"AARRRRRR"
"weeepa wweeepa wooog." an ewok came down from a tree and hit chewie in the face. Han ran off while Chewie ate the Ewok.
"ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
Chewie began shooting alot of mysterious people and Ate like 30 Ewoks.
"Chewie!" Luke said out of nowhere. "Come on your cooler than this to kill people reckles-"
Chewie slayed his head off.
Meanwhile han was hiding from the emotionally disturbed Wookie.
"ARRRRRR!!"
Suddenly Lando came up to him. "Chewie calm down!" He started shooting at him.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" He killed everybody shooting at him.
As Han saw his best friend beat his good friend to a bloody pulp, he began shouting," Chewie stop! Please! WE love you!!!!"
He stopped. "Ar?"
"Chewie youve been my best friend through everything. Im sorry if i underestimated you. Forgive humanity, please?"
"ARar."
"Good."
The hopped back into the millenium Falcon and flew to the Planet of Crap that supposedly has a treasure.
The end
Story 5:
Yoda's mysterious past
(harhharhahrarlkjrfasdf)
Thank you for the encouraging Reviews from people, im getting alot of turds from my lizzie mcquire story about my expressions on things. Special thanks to padfoot963 for telling me about the emporer. I havent read all the books, and i dont know everything . Sorry about that. But the emporer wasnt a clone or anything, so it was still a dumb story anyway. No these wont change the bad fics, but who cares? I like writing crappy fics!
Story 4
Chewie Kills Everyone
(basically)
Han and Chewie were on the millineum falcon flying freely through the air.
"ARR"
"Yeah Chewie I know this planet is really crappy."
"ARR"
"Dont worry about your hair Chewie.
leia comes in from the cockpit. "Hey guys are why are we going to a crappy planet?"
"ARRR"
"Chewie shut up. Well this planet has a bunch of gold, and alot of other stuff thats worth alot of money. "
Leia nodded."I think we really need alot of money right now, since im a princess and everything. Yeah lets go Chewie."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"Chewie come on,"
Chewie was getting a little ticked off about never getting listened to. He was ignored in the Rebel Wars, and was always assumed as a big hairy thing with no brane. He was sick of it.
"Hey Chewie can you go get a wrench for me there?"
That was the last straw.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Chewie Grabbed Leia and threw her on the chair. She exploded.
"Chewie," han cried "you blew up my girlfriend"
"ARRRRRRR"
Chewie slammed the controlers and since the millenium falcon is a piece of crap it fell on that moon with Ewoks.
"CHEWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!"
They crashed like it was a nuclear explosion.
They both lived though. Chewie saw han through the smoke as he ran away.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Chewie got up and ran around chasing him.
"Chewie your nuts!"
"AARRRRRR"
"weeepa wweeepa wooog." an ewok came down from a tree and hit chewie in the face. Han ran off while Chewie ate the Ewok.
"ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
Chewie began shooting alot of mysterious people and Ate like 30 Ewoks.
"Chewie!" Luke said out of nowhere. "Come on your cooler than this to kill people reckles-"
Chewie slayed his head off.
Meanwhile han was hiding from the emotionally disturbed Wookie.
"ARRRRRR!!"
Suddenly Lando came up to him. "Chewie calm down!" He started shooting at him.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" He killed everybody shooting at him.
As Han saw his best friend beat his good friend to a bloody pulp, he began shouting," Chewie stop! Please! WE love you!!!!"
He stopped. "Ar?"
"Chewie youve been my best friend through everything. Im sorry if i underestimated you. Forgive humanity, please?"
"ARar."
"Good."
The hopped back into the millenium Falcon and flew to the Planet of Crap that supposedly has a treasure.
The end
Story 5:
Yoda's mysterious past
(harhharhahrarlkjrfasdf)
