Dragonball Z The Beginning of the End

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Chapter 3 Detective Yamcha

Minutes after Vegeta and Bulma had left Capsule Corp. to explore for the remnants, Yamcha came out of his hiding place.

Yamcha had left days ago to investigate the signal from the city thinking that it may be one of the relics. He traced it to the Briefs' house and he went on a stakeout for 4 days.

Yamcha was crouched behind a bush when he saw them leave. He decided to search the house to see what was inside. He had watched for many days and therefore had learned the code to get inside the house. He also knew that Mr. and Mrs. Briefs had gone on a vacation.

After they left, he walked up to the door of the house, punched in the code and walked into the house.

He looked around the large house in distress. "Kami this is going to take a long time."

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Meanwhile, Vegeta and Bulma had begun their journey out of the city. Before they left, Bulma had just finished inventing her radar to search for the relics.

"According to my radar one of the relics is located about three hundred miles from here. At about this speed, it should take us about four and a half hours." Calculated Bulma while she messed around with the radar.

"Why couldn't we have flown? You know I hate driving this damn car. And I don't even know why you built that damn radar thingy. You know I can sense the articles." complained the pissed Vegeta.

"Well, unless you wanted to carry all this equipment on your back, I suggest taking the car was a good idea. There is no way you could have fit all this equipment on your back. And for your information I didn't know you could sense the relics."

"Woman, I could have taken you, the equipment, and then a couple of more things on my back."

She turned to look at him. "Cocky son of a bitch aren't you?"

"Yes my cock can be bitchy at times." He smirked. "You can tame it though. Just say the magic words."

She looked at him evilly "Eat me"

"Ding ding ding. Those are the magic words." Would you like to tell Bulma what she has won, Dick? Yes, Bulma has won an all expense paid trip to Penisville. Where she can blow all the cock, she wants. She can ride the Vegeta penis coaster which lasts for 9 hours. Estimated at a price of."

"Two dollars." She said blandly. "You have the stupidest imagination."

Vegeta showed one of his trademark smirks and turned on the radio in time to catch the news.

"This just in, it appears that the museum officials have been able to detect an energy signal coming from what they believe to be one of the relics. It is said to be located a few hundred miles located north of West City. Officials have been unable to determine which one of the two relics it is but we will announce it as soon as we are told."

Meanwhile, Goku and Chichi had already progressed on the expedition for the relics. It just so happens that they had been listening to the radio also.

"Goku, did you hear that, now we know where to start looking at for the relics." Chichi said.

"Well, um, Chichi, I already knew where to go. I can sense the relic, and it's about a few hundred miles away from here."

"Sometimes Goku you make me wonder. What about Vegeta and Bulma, they're probably already there by now."

"Don't worry Chichi, we'll get there in plenty of time."

"I hope you're right Goku."

Meanwhile back at Capsule Corp., Yamcha so far had not had much luck searching for one of the artifacts. However, his luck was soon bound to change.

"Hmm, I wonder what this is." As he began to walk towards the coffee table. "It looks like a book on the artifacts that I'm after."

Yamcha sat down as he began to read the books. Hours later, he finished scanning the books and began to think about what he was up against.

"So that's it huh. Kami, this is going to be tougher than I thought, but with the power they'll give, It'll be worth it. Hmm. Something is moving in a northern direction and its moving pretty damn fast. I better get going now." And with that Yamcha flew out of Capsule Corp. tailing Vegeta and Bulma.

Hours Later.

"Hmmm. According to my senses I'm not to far behind them. I need to speed up." Yamcha said to himself. But before he could get a chance he was contacted mentally by his boss.

"Yamcha, have you found them yet?" His boss said with a malevolent smirk on his face.

"Yes sir, I'm tailing them as we speak."

"Excellent!!! Don't lose them!!!"

"Yes sir!!" Maybe I have finally did something right. Maybe he will let me be his partner or something. He smiled.

"I'll contact you later Yamcha."

"Goku it fells like we've been going no where for hours. How far are we from the relic?" Chichi complained.

"From the amount of energy it's emitting we getting closer to it. Oh and um Chichi, I'm getting kinda hungry."

"GOKUUUUUU!!!!!"