Hermione woke up from her dream and felt thirsty. She got up to go get a drink. She was halfway down the stairs, when she heard Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown giggling as they sat in the common room, and decided to listen in. "Truth or Dare?" Parvati asked Lavender. "Umm.dare!" "Okay.I dare you to.go up to the dorm and.read Hermione's diary!" "Oh no, I cant do that!" "Why not?" "Because she'll kill me if she finds out! And you know how light of a sleeper she is." Lavender felt scared. "All right, I Triple Dog Dare you to! Ha! You cant go back on a Triple Dog Dare!" "Well.will you go with me?" Parvati rolled her eyes, "Oh all right. Besides I want to see what's in there!" "Okay!"

Hermione gasped and raced up to the dorm and quickly scribbled a fake, pathetic entry, stuck a bookmark in, and put her diary on her bedside table where they were bound to find it. This way, Hermione was sure they'd read the bookmark entry and not find out any of her personal life. Parvati and Lavender sneaked upstairs, and found Hermione's diary. "Well, she's left a bookmark in, so lets read this one." Said Lavender. Hermione silently giggled at how easily they had fallen for it as Parvati began to read aloud: "Dear Diary, Today was Potions class and I got good marks again! Whee! Yay! I'm the most smartest girl at Hogwarts! I absolutely have to be a genius! Yours truly, Hermione Granger.

"Huh?! How boring!" Parvati then exclaimed and snapped the book shut. "Well, maybe she's written more."said Lavender. "More what? More I'm so smart, I'm so perfect entries? No way am I reading anymore of this! Besides, I'm tired. Let's go to bed." "Okay." Lavender put the diary back, and the two went away.

Hermione thought she had cracked three ribs from trying not to laugh, and now she let out a loud snicker.



"Suckers!" she chuckled and went to sleep.