(I don't really know how it works. The Hermione in the movie (Emma Watson)
annoyed me but the Hermione in the book I loved! ...Bad acting, perhaps? Or
maybe it's just because Emma Watson bothers me. And also, the stores
mentioned are my favorite stores! Me and Hermione have something in common!
Yay!)
Emma Watson took a sip of her Shirley Temple as she went on her tour of the REAL Hogwarts School. "Eww!" She nearly spat out her drink when she sipped it, "LARRS!" she then yelled. A nervous butler appeared by her side, "Yes, Miss Watson?" "My Shirley Temple's bitter! Make another one!" "Yes, Miss Watson." He hurried away. Emma followed her tour guide, but soon got bored. "I know!" She said to herself, "I'll go to the Gryffindor common room to meet the real Hermione!" So she departed from the tour guide and went up the stairs to the portrait of the Fat Lady. "Password?" she said. "Uh, Pig snout?" "Access Denied." "Wattlebird?" "Access Denied." "Hey, come on I'm the Hermione that everybody saw on the big screen! Let me in!" "That doesn't matter. Password?" Emma picked the wildest guess off the top of her head, "Um.Hufflepuff Sucks?" "YES! Access Allowed!" "Wow, I didn't know Gryffindors hated Hufflepuff." Emma went into the Common Room, to see that nobody was there. "Huh! I wonder where everybody is." She said to herself, and looked at her very expensive, trendy, stylish watch that cost lots and lots of money, "Oh bother! I picked a wrong time! Everybody's at class! I guess I'll have a look around." She went up into the girls' dormitories and looked around. "Pah! MY bed's much better than these beds!" she scoffed and looked around some more. "What's this?" She said and picked up a book that read on the cover, The Diary of Hermione Granger. "Oh!" She opened it and began to read it. It said:
Dear Diary, I can't stand it! They made a movie of Hogwarts and did it ALL wrong! Ron is SO much taller than that Rupert Grint kid, but I have to admit, Rupert IS cute! And the actor who plays Harry looks like a girl! Well, I guess Harry's a nerd in real life, so it balances out. The only good part of it is Oliver Wood- Sean Biggerstaff is SO hot! Hotter than the real Oliver Wood! The real one is just nasty. But what REALLY ticks me off is that Emma Watson girl who plays Me! She's SO ANNOYING!! She is a down-right, pure WANNABE. How dare she act my part! She had the words all wrong! And I do not dress in red skirts and sweaters when I'm about to find the Philosopher's stone- Go shopping, you stupid girl. I'd recommend Club Monaco, Roots, American Eagle and 1850 for stores- not Jamboree or Gap! I'd die before I'd be caught in those clothes! Oops, time for Transfigurations! Yous truly, Hermione Granger.
Emma Watson slammed her book shut, tears pricking her eyelashes. "Well I never!" She fumed and began to sniffle. "I'll show that Hermione!" she sobbed and stormed out of the room, cursing under her breath.
"I'll show her that I DON'T shop at Jamboree or Gap!"
Emma Watson took a sip of her Shirley Temple as she went on her tour of the REAL Hogwarts School. "Eww!" She nearly spat out her drink when she sipped it, "LARRS!" she then yelled. A nervous butler appeared by her side, "Yes, Miss Watson?" "My Shirley Temple's bitter! Make another one!" "Yes, Miss Watson." He hurried away. Emma followed her tour guide, but soon got bored. "I know!" She said to herself, "I'll go to the Gryffindor common room to meet the real Hermione!" So she departed from the tour guide and went up the stairs to the portrait of the Fat Lady. "Password?" she said. "Uh, Pig snout?" "Access Denied." "Wattlebird?" "Access Denied." "Hey, come on I'm the Hermione that everybody saw on the big screen! Let me in!" "That doesn't matter. Password?" Emma picked the wildest guess off the top of her head, "Um.Hufflepuff Sucks?" "YES! Access Allowed!" "Wow, I didn't know Gryffindors hated Hufflepuff." Emma went into the Common Room, to see that nobody was there. "Huh! I wonder where everybody is." She said to herself, and looked at her very expensive, trendy, stylish watch that cost lots and lots of money, "Oh bother! I picked a wrong time! Everybody's at class! I guess I'll have a look around." She went up into the girls' dormitories and looked around. "Pah! MY bed's much better than these beds!" she scoffed and looked around some more. "What's this?" She said and picked up a book that read on the cover, The Diary of Hermione Granger. "Oh!" She opened it and began to read it. It said:
Dear Diary, I can't stand it! They made a movie of Hogwarts and did it ALL wrong! Ron is SO much taller than that Rupert Grint kid, but I have to admit, Rupert IS cute! And the actor who plays Harry looks like a girl! Well, I guess Harry's a nerd in real life, so it balances out. The only good part of it is Oliver Wood- Sean Biggerstaff is SO hot! Hotter than the real Oliver Wood! The real one is just nasty. But what REALLY ticks me off is that Emma Watson girl who plays Me! She's SO ANNOYING!! She is a down-right, pure WANNABE. How dare she act my part! She had the words all wrong! And I do not dress in red skirts and sweaters when I'm about to find the Philosopher's stone- Go shopping, you stupid girl. I'd recommend Club Monaco, Roots, American Eagle and 1850 for stores- not Jamboree or Gap! I'd die before I'd be caught in those clothes! Oops, time for Transfigurations! Yous truly, Hermione Granger.
Emma Watson slammed her book shut, tears pricking her eyelashes. "Well I never!" She fumed and began to sniffle. "I'll show that Hermione!" she sobbed and stormed out of the room, cursing under her breath.
"I'll show her that I DON'T shop at Jamboree or Gap!"
