Ok in the last Chapter we found out Pansy is going against her house and
what was going on between the other couples at hogwarts. This Chapter We
find out if Harry gets caught and Harry sets out for what he really wants.
Pansy and Susan look at the corner then to eachother. Being so incredibly horny they jump on top of eachother and begins snogging once again.
Harry of course makes a run for it heading towards the Hufflepuff portrait corridor.
He sees none other than Neville Longbottom and Justin snogging Neville being pushed against a wall.
Harry takes a torch from the wall and walks over to them.
He brings the torch to Justin's hair and backs away as his hair goes up in flames.
Justin screams like a girl, "NEVVY! MY HAIR MY PRECIOUS HAIR! IT'S ON FIRE!"
Neville conjures water onto Justin's head putting the water out, "There you go my love."
Justin smiles putting a hand on Neville's inner-thigh, "You saved my." before he finishes he begins snogging Neville once more.
Harry being furious his plan made them love eachother more takes off the invisibilty cloak and runs over to them pushing Justin off and getting on Neville immediately beginning to snog him.
Justin heartbroken and furious at the same time decides to just Join in getting on top of Harry and humping him.
Soon it turns into the world's funniest looking threesome a leg sticking out there and an arm here and ew is that a..nevermind.
When suddenly Justin's fellow hufflepuff Ernie Macmillan walks in and gasps, "Dear lord what are you doing!?!?!"
The three stop looking up at Ernie. Harry laughs, "Want to join in? an orgy would be fun!" The other two boys nod as Ernie lets out a big "UGH!" of disgust, "NEVER! You..you..BUTT LOVING PANSIES!" He storms into the HCR not able to believe what he saw.
Neville looks at Justin, "I do love your butt Justin."
Justin smiles, "Your's is nice too Nevvy."
Harry frowns, "HEY! What about mine?"
Neville and Justin laugh as Neville says, "oh you're here? So you much be the one in here with the two incher eh?'
Harry blushes looking down at himself, "Oh fuck both of you I'm out of here!."
Justin and Neville don't complain and immeditaly bring out more Vaseline apparently some sort of Muggle goo that makes it easier.
Harry storms up to the GCR only to see all of his friends practicaly having sex in the common room. Not caring he storms up to his Dorm and plops on his bed. Landing on somone..
Harry gets up and looks at his bed realizing that someone was in it. Oh my goodness! It's..
MWAHAHAHA well this was definitley a longer but funny chapter if I don't say so myself. Lol whoo in the next Chapter I'll tell you who's in Harry's bed and stuff like that.
Pansy and Susan look at the corner then to eachother. Being so incredibly horny they jump on top of eachother and begins snogging once again.
Harry of course makes a run for it heading towards the Hufflepuff portrait corridor.
He sees none other than Neville Longbottom and Justin snogging Neville being pushed against a wall.
Harry takes a torch from the wall and walks over to them.
He brings the torch to Justin's hair and backs away as his hair goes up in flames.
Justin screams like a girl, "NEVVY! MY HAIR MY PRECIOUS HAIR! IT'S ON FIRE!"
Neville conjures water onto Justin's head putting the water out, "There you go my love."
Justin smiles putting a hand on Neville's inner-thigh, "You saved my." before he finishes he begins snogging Neville once more.
Harry being furious his plan made them love eachother more takes off the invisibilty cloak and runs over to them pushing Justin off and getting on Neville immediately beginning to snog him.
Justin heartbroken and furious at the same time decides to just Join in getting on top of Harry and humping him.
Soon it turns into the world's funniest looking threesome a leg sticking out there and an arm here and ew is that a..nevermind.
When suddenly Justin's fellow hufflepuff Ernie Macmillan walks in and gasps, "Dear lord what are you doing!?!?!"
The three stop looking up at Ernie. Harry laughs, "Want to join in? an orgy would be fun!" The other two boys nod as Ernie lets out a big "UGH!" of disgust, "NEVER! You..you..BUTT LOVING PANSIES!" He storms into the HCR not able to believe what he saw.
Neville looks at Justin, "I do love your butt Justin."
Justin smiles, "Your's is nice too Nevvy."
Harry frowns, "HEY! What about mine?"
Neville and Justin laugh as Neville says, "oh you're here? So you much be the one in here with the two incher eh?'
Harry blushes looking down at himself, "Oh fuck both of you I'm out of here!."
Justin and Neville don't complain and immeditaly bring out more Vaseline apparently some sort of Muggle goo that makes it easier.
Harry storms up to the GCR only to see all of his friends practicaly having sex in the common room. Not caring he storms up to his Dorm and plops on his bed. Landing on somone..
Harry gets up and looks at his bed realizing that someone was in it. Oh my goodness! It's..
MWAHAHAHA well this was definitley a longer but funny chapter if I don't say so myself. Lol whoo in the next Chapter I'll tell you who's in Harry's bed and stuff like that.
