A/N- All righty everyone. This is the last entry. The next chapter is just a recap of the entries and the voting procedures, just to make sure everyone is clear. Enjoy the Revenge of the Marauders, and be sure to vote for your favorite songs!
"So, it's all set?" Sirius asked.
"Of course. Didn't I just say that?" James sighed. "Unfortunately, I only had time to cast the spell on Malfoy and Snape."
"Damn." Sirius swore quietly. "Well, at least you got two of them. I still would have liked to see Crabbe and Goyle up there also, but it's better than nothing."
"True." Remus said. "What song did you use, James?"
"You'll see." James grinned, pointing towards the stage.
"Next, Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape will be singing-" Dumbledore seemed to be stifiling a laugh now. "Singing I Feel Like A Woman."
"You chose that song?" Sirius asked, trying very hard not to burst out laughing. "James, you are absolutely brilliant."
"You're just now figuring that out?" James grinned.
"Oh my God-" Lily began.
"Yes?" Siirus interrupted. Lily hit him and continued speaking as though she hadn't heard him.
"What are they wearing?" she finished.
"Blouses and mini skirts." Remus answered. "And heels, it looks like."
"I'm going to have nightmares about this for the rest of my life now." Peter said.
"Just try not to think about it, Peter." James advised.
"Or do what I'm doing." Sirius suggested. "Picture Lily wearing that instead."
Both Lily and James hit Sirius for this comment, but didn't do anything else because Snape and Malfoy had just started singing.
Severus-
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Lucius-
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
Snape-
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
Lucius-
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
Severus-
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Both-
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Lucius-
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
Severus-
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
Lucius-
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Both-
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Severus-
The best thing about being a woman
Lucius-
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Both-
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Severus-
I get totally crazy
Lucius-
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
Both-
I feel like a woman
"C-can't breathe!" Lily gasped in between laughter. Remus was hunched over, laughing as hard as is humanly possible. Sirius and James had completely fallen out of their seats they were laughing so hard.
It was at this point that the Hypnosis spell wore off of Snape and Malfoy. They looked around at the entire Great Hall, wondering why everyone was laughing. That was when they looked down, saw what they were wearing, and literally ran off stage. Some fellow Slytherins were kind enough (HA!) to tell them what they had just done.
"MARAUDERS!" they both shouted in unison, their voices somehow travelling over the laughter that still rang through the Hall. This only made the Marauders laugh even harder. Luckily for them, the Hall was way too crowded for Snape and Malfoy to even attempt to get to them.
