A/N- Okay, the votes are in! We finally get to find out who won the Singing Contest. And for anyone who has asked me this before, if you would like to do your own Singing Contest, be my guest. Just let me know so I can go review it :) Also, I will be doing a sort of sequel to this. It won't be a contest, but it will be done similar to this. It will be The Marauders' Radio Show, and will probably be mostly requests and dedications. Not sure when it will be up though, because I have so many other fics I want to work on, but I do plan on doing it, so be on the lookout. And now, over to Dumbledore with the final results.


"Thank you Ariana." Dumbledore smiled, taking a piece of parchment out of his pocket.


"Who is this Ariana he keeps talking to?" Sirius asked, scanning the room.


"No idea." James answered.


"I'm telling you, he's finally gone senile."


"Or maybe you're just nuts." Lily said. Sirius stuck his tongue out at her in response.


"First, we will have the results for the Most Romantic Song." Dumbledore said. "And in first place, we have Lily Evans, Tamika Hansen, and Molly Richards with My Valentine."


All three girls squealed in unison. They hurried up to the stage to sing the encore of their song. And, since they had all been sitting with their boyfriends, Lily, Tamika, and Molly all dragged James, Frank, and Arthur up on stage with them. The three stood with their girlfriends, identical looks of confusion showing on their faces. Lily smiled reassuringly at James as she began to sing.


Lily-

If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still hear you

Tamika-

If there were no tears
No way to feel inside
I'd still feel for you

Molly-
And even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme

All-

You would still have my heart until the end of time
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine

Molly-
All of my life
I have been waiting for
All you give to me

Tamika-

You've opened my eyes
And showed me how to love unselfishly

Lily-
I've dreamed of this a thousand times before
But in my dreams I couldn't love you more

I will give you my heart
Until the end of time...

Molly-
You're all I need,

Tamika-

my love,

Lily-

My Valentine

Tamika-
And even if the sun refused to shine

Molly-
Even if romance ran out of rhyme

Lily-
You would still have my heart until the end of time

All-

'Cause all I need is you, my Valentine
You're all I need, my love, my Valentine



"Kiss them!" Sirius shouted up at the stage, in the brief silence that followed the song. He started chanting it over the applause, and Peter and Remus of course joined in. Soon, half of Gryffindor was chanting.



"Give the people what they want, I say." Lily said, smiling mischeviously. She planted a kiss right on James' lips, and Tamika and Molly immediately followed suit. The applause only increased. Smiling, the three couples took their seats again and waited for Dumbledore to announce the next category.



"Now we will move on to the Funniest Song." he said, after everyone had fallen silent. "And the winners are...Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy for I Feel Like A Woman."



This simple sentence sent almost the entire school into uncontrollable laughter. Snape and Malfoy were distinctly red in the face now, refusing to budge from their chairs. Until Sirius shouted over to them that is.



"Congratulations gits!" he shouted over the crowd to them. Immediately, they sprung out of their seats, trying to fight through the audience to get to them.



"Geez." Sirius said. "We helped them win, you'd think they'd at least be a little grateful."



"You four are dead meat!" Malfoy shouted, still making a valiant attempt to get to the Marauders.



"Right then. James, hit him." Sirius said, nodding his head towards Malfoy. Immediately, James pulled out his wand, aimed it at Malfoy and Snape, and muttered the Hypnosis Charm again. They calmed down when it hit them, then turned and walked up on stage amidst the laughter that filled the room.



Severus-

I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright

Gonna let it all hang out

Lucius-

Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice

Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

Snape-

No inhibitions-make no conditions

Get a little outta line

Lucius-

I ain't gonna act politically correct

I only wanna have a good time

Severus-

The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Both-

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!

Lucius-

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take

The chance to get out on the town

Severus-

We don't need romance-we only wanna dance

We're gonna let our hair hang down

Lucius-

The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Both-

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!

Severus-

The best thing about being a woman

Lucius-

Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Both-

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts-short skirts

Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style

Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction

Color my hair-do what I dare

Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel

Man! I feel like a woman!

Severus-

I get totally crazy

Lucius-

Can you feel it

Come, come, come on baby

Both-

I feel like a woman


The charm wore off sooner this time, but before they had time to remember that they had been trying to kill the Marauders before being hit with the Charm, Lily had cast a Memory Charm at them, making them completely forget about wanting to kill them. Without so much as a word, Snape and Malfoy returned to their seats.



"Nice aim Lily." James complimented.



"Thanks." she grinned.



"And finally, for the Meanest Overall song," Dumbledore began. "We have Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape with Cheap and Evil Girl."



Again, it took Peter, Remus, and Sirius to keep James from going after Snape, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy as they made their way up to the stage. He was positively fuming by the time they started to sing.


Severus-

The cheap and evil girl sets out on the city
She's moistened every curl, she's poisonously pretty
And the unsuspecting fool falls prey
As the dim detective's led astray

Lucius-

Genuflecting boys all say,
"The cheap and evil girl will get her way"

Lily was sinking down in her chair once again, looking near tears. James was roughly the same shade of red as the Gryffindor banners, looking at the four Slytherins in pure venom.

All-

The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl

Lucius-

The cheap and evil girl dances if you're worthy
She teases every twirl, she's deviously dirty, yeah


Severus-

And you fantasize about the ample
Milky thighs you'd like to sample


At this point, Lily couldn't take anymore. Silently, she stood and hurried out of the hall, unnoticed by most of the students. James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus, however, did notice. Not hesitating a second, James got up and followed her.

Lucius-

Vocalize to her example
Deep, illegal sighs - Oh! It's a scandal

All-

The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl

Severus-

Into the club for a rub in a sauna
Stream through the steam, there's a shot, you're a goner
Cry as you die cause you know you still want her

She can hypnotize
With her evil eyes

Lucius-

The cheap and evil girl wears you like a locket
She polished every pearl then she put you in her pocket, yeah
And the undertaker hears the sounds
Of the dumb gumshoe making his rounds
Shaking all the wrong ones down

Both-
Cause the cheap and evil girl will not be found

All-

The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl

Awh, the cheap and evil girl
Yeah, the cheap and evil girl
She's the cheap and evil girl
Awh, the cheap and evil girl, girl, girl

The cheap and evil girl
She's the cheap and evil girl
Awh, the cheap and evil girl
She's the cheap and evil girl, girl, girl

The cheap and evil girl



"Drop dead, Slytherin scum!" Sirius shouted at them. Okay, so he didn't say that, but what he did say isn't appropriate for a PG-13 rating, so I can't repeat it.


"And, since you won the Meanest song category, for obvious slander against another student." McGonagall said, suddenly appearing on stage (don't ask me why she's up there, just go along with it). "All four of you will be serving tonight."


"Ha!" Remus cried, bursting out into laughter. He was quickly followed by Sirius and Peter.


As McGonagall left the stage, towing the four Slytherins, James and Lily returned. James had managed to calm Lily down enough that she was willing to come back inside.