The Other Adventures of Zero
by Vanishing Goose (yes, that's my real name.... ::gets shifty-eyed::)
Rated PG-13 for language and sexual references... nothing else really dirty. Weee!
My first fanfic that I decided to write after getting a generous asswhomping in Mega Man X6.... I know it's a step way down for the series, but that doesn't mean I can't finish it....
Legal Shtuff - Capcom owns everything including, but not limited to, Mega Man, Zero, and all other related characters, my immortal soul, my firstborn son, and so on. The actual content of the story belongs to me, and should you steal it, I will file a lawsuit that I will probably lose. But it's the thought that counts. Capcom, I love you, please don't hurt me.
Rate and review, I enjoyed writing it, I want people to enjoy reading it!
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Prologue
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A blue figure stands alone on an elevated highway, his sapphire eyes looking ahead with fierce determination.... he is a warrior.... he is strong.... he is....
"....ASSHOLE!!"
"Yeah, move it, you dumb shit!"
The blaring horns of several angry drivers fill the air as X, our blue hero, not only stands in the middle of a busy street, but not even with traffic going the same way.
Coming out of his vivid daydream, he (very gradually) makes his way across the hoods of the cars, not even caring for the well-being of Ned's recently purchased 21XX model Ford Toestubber.
"JERK!"
A gap in the highway that nobody else seems to notice is soon standing (sitting? lying?) in X's way. He gets a running start and leaps with all his might.
*CRACKLE* "X, this is a big hole. Don't fall in it or you could die. Try to find a way around it. Holes are bad." *POP*
During the transmission, Alia forced X to stop in midjump and listen to her bullshit... instantaneously, X got a harsh introduction to the concept of gravity.
"DAMN YOU ALIAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................!!!!!!!!"
Grabbing onto a cable of some sort (X noticed it read "Convenient Plot Device Corp. 21XX"), X attempted to pull himself up and onto the broken highway he originally tried to make it over, before Alia chimed in.
"She has it in for me, I know it... nobody could be that stupid...."
Suddenly, an overheard transmission, let's take a listen:
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Signas: Alia! What happened on here on the table?!
Alia: Well, the coffee got cold so I took off the lid and turned the pot upside-down to see if it heated up again.
Signas: Alia... do anything like this again and you're going back into "The Hole"...
Alia: No... please no... NO!
Signas: Carry on....
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"I suddenly feel as though a tremendous burden has been lifted," X said as he took in the overheard conversation. He continued running filt tilt down the highway, X-buster blazing, destroy joyriding reploids and innocent Post-Office Working Robots alike; pretty much anyone who stood in his way. Given that, for some odd reason, there's only two directions in the year 21XX, there's a LOT of people in his way.
Meanwhile, not far away...
Dr. Cain had been sitting at the air-traffic refueling center known as Ground Impact (Our Motto: "If you're pale in the face, you're finall home.") for over an hour, as a violet-armored Maverick in a dark, slitted helmet in a customized Ride Armor interrogated the civilian transports.
Vile: So you're saying these big boxes that read "Illegal Spices and Baby Needs" are, in fact, legal?
Civilian Reploid: Why yes, is there a problem?
Vile: There's so many things wrong with this situation, I don't even know where to begin. It's worth wondering why I'm doing policework anyway... why won't Sigma let me go wreak havoc? He gave free reign to all the OTHER weakling little robots in their stupid cars.....
Civilian Reploid: So... does that mean I can go?
Vile: *groaning* I'll let you go with a warning..... ::Vile controls his Ride Armor to raise its fist and smash the civilian's car into a portable, but useless wad of scrap metal. The reploid cleared out in time, but he stands in awe for several seconds before running away::
Vile: NEXT!
Dr. Cain: *driving up* Good evening, Officer...
Vile: You look familiar....
Dr. Cain: No, I just have one of those faces....
Vile: Right... I'm going to take a look in your trunk.... ::opens the back compartment of Cain's vehicle, revealing the Maverick Hunter, Zero, and his partner Squid Adler.::
Vile: Whoa, umm.... we've been looking for these guys, I'll have to radio in to base... we're confiscating these robots, sir.
Dr. Cain: Wait.... ::jumps out of the car, closes the trunk and stands up on it to bring himself face to face with Vile, and waves his hand in front of his face:: These aren't the Reploids you're looking for.....
Vile: These aren't the Reploids I'm looking for?
Dr. Cain: Damn straight! ::he pulls a stale lemon out of his pocket and throws it with all his might at Vile's helmet view-slit::
Vile: GAH! OW! MY EYE! IT BURNS!
Dr. Cain: WOO! ::jumps back in the car and speeds away::
Vile: DAMN YOU OLD MAN! DAMN YOU TO HELL! ::fires several shots from his shoulder-mounted cannon, but they go wide and hit the gas pumps, causing a tremendous explosion followed by a pollution cloud that won't go away for a good century:: Aw... I can't stay mad like this!
Meanwhile again, X sees a huge explosion nearby, and runs down the busy, crappily maintained highway until he reaches the devastated sector. Barrels full of taco meat and Doritos litter the ground.
"Those poor, innocent taco meat things... and the Doritos... what kind of sick bastard would do something like this!?"
"You rang?"
Vile, in his ride armor, saw X coming a mile away, what with his incredibly tacky coloring and whatnot.
"Shall we tangle, you fossilized piece of blueberry shit?"
"You've got a vile mouth."
"I was just going to kill you, nothing personal... but after that horrid pun, I'm going to rock you so hard that your creator will go senile!"
".........he already is......"
X charges his powerful cannon and readies himself for his combatant. Vile jets his ride armor forward and swings its left fist in a sharp hook. X jumps over the fist and releases a powerful energy blast into the torso section of the ride armor. X, realizing he's not only still airborn, but very vulnerable, gets a very objective view of the paint job on Vile's high-velocity right fist.
"SHIT!"
WHAM!
X's first coherent thought (after slamming into a conveniently placed wall) was something along the lines of "Streetlight Ceiling Fan," but before long he knew he was staring into the merciless mercilessness that is Vile's uh.... helmet visor thing.
Vile tightened his ride armor's grip on X's weakened body, causing a scream of pain followed by a sigh of pleasure as he accidentally fixed X's back problem. "You should have known that you are helpless against me... I have a big tall ride armor, so not only am I compensating for something, but it was anything but a fair fight... you weakling!" Vile continued his taunting until the faint noise of a charging blaster wafted through the air....
Vile: "That can't be good."
A flash of blue-green energy sliced clean through the arm holding X, severely damaging Vile's ride armor.
Vile: "Oh, fuck you!"
The red-clad Maverick Hunter, Zero, dashed to X's side.
Zero: "No need for profanity, you munchkin asshat...."
Vile: "You totally f0x0red my ride, you dick-cheese."
X: "Ow, my virgin ears!"
Zero: "...later, dear, later..."
Vile: "Eh?"
Zero: "As I was saying, you rod-rider, don't screw with X, don't screw with me, and DEFINITELY don't screw with an old guy wielding lemons!
Zero began charging his blaster again before Vile simply jumped up into the access door on a Maverick ship that nobody seemed to notice before.
Zero: "Ooh.... my bad."
X: "Thanks for helping me, there, hon..."
Zero: "Stop calling me that.... it feels so weird... but you shouldn't go off on these missions by yourself. I'm stronger than you, deal with it..."
X: "But I wanna find my armor!"
Zero: "I'm telling you, little capsules hidden in bizarre places by your former creator that hold a hologram of said creator and upgrades your parts has no logic to it at all... you should've just stopped sharing Pepsi bottles with Alia... she's got the Virus...."
X: "Yeah, but she's fighting the Maverick virus pretty well... we all are, Zero."
Zero: "....yes.... that virus too...."
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To be continued.... Rate and Review folks!
by Vanishing Goose (yes, that's my real name.... ::gets shifty-eyed::)
Rated PG-13 for language and sexual references... nothing else really dirty. Weee!
My first fanfic that I decided to write after getting a generous asswhomping in Mega Man X6.... I know it's a step way down for the series, but that doesn't mean I can't finish it....
Legal Shtuff - Capcom owns everything including, but not limited to, Mega Man, Zero, and all other related characters, my immortal soul, my firstborn son, and so on. The actual content of the story belongs to me, and should you steal it, I will file a lawsuit that I will probably lose. But it's the thought that counts. Capcom, I love you, please don't hurt me.
Rate and review, I enjoyed writing it, I want people to enjoy reading it!
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Prologue
------------------
A blue figure stands alone on an elevated highway, his sapphire eyes looking ahead with fierce determination.... he is a warrior.... he is strong.... he is....
"....ASSHOLE!!"
"Yeah, move it, you dumb shit!"
The blaring horns of several angry drivers fill the air as X, our blue hero, not only stands in the middle of a busy street, but not even with traffic going the same way.
Coming out of his vivid daydream, he (very gradually) makes his way across the hoods of the cars, not even caring for the well-being of Ned's recently purchased 21XX model Ford Toestubber.
"JERK!"
A gap in the highway that nobody else seems to notice is soon standing (sitting? lying?) in X's way. He gets a running start and leaps with all his might.
*CRACKLE* "X, this is a big hole. Don't fall in it or you could die. Try to find a way around it. Holes are bad." *POP*
During the transmission, Alia forced X to stop in midjump and listen to her bullshit... instantaneously, X got a harsh introduction to the concept of gravity.
"DAMN YOU ALIAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa...................!!!!!!!!"
Grabbing onto a cable of some sort (X noticed it read "Convenient Plot Device Corp. 21XX"), X attempted to pull himself up and onto the broken highway he originally tried to make it over, before Alia chimed in.
"She has it in for me, I know it... nobody could be that stupid...."
Suddenly, an overheard transmission, let's take a listen:
__________
Signas: Alia! What happened on here on the table?!
Alia: Well, the coffee got cold so I took off the lid and turned the pot upside-down to see if it heated up again.
Signas: Alia... do anything like this again and you're going back into "The Hole"...
Alia: No... please no... NO!
Signas: Carry on....
_________
"I suddenly feel as though a tremendous burden has been lifted," X said as he took in the overheard conversation. He continued running filt tilt down the highway, X-buster blazing, destroy joyriding reploids and innocent Post-Office Working Robots alike; pretty much anyone who stood in his way. Given that, for some odd reason, there's only two directions in the year 21XX, there's a LOT of people in his way.
Meanwhile, not far away...
Dr. Cain had been sitting at the air-traffic refueling center known as Ground Impact (Our Motto: "If you're pale in the face, you're finall home.") for over an hour, as a violet-armored Maverick in a dark, slitted helmet in a customized Ride Armor interrogated the civilian transports.
Vile: So you're saying these big boxes that read "Illegal Spices and Baby Needs" are, in fact, legal?
Civilian Reploid: Why yes, is there a problem?
Vile: There's so many things wrong with this situation, I don't even know where to begin. It's worth wondering why I'm doing policework anyway... why won't Sigma let me go wreak havoc? He gave free reign to all the OTHER weakling little robots in their stupid cars.....
Civilian Reploid: So... does that mean I can go?
Vile: *groaning* I'll let you go with a warning..... ::Vile controls his Ride Armor to raise its fist and smash the civilian's car into a portable, but useless wad of scrap metal. The reploid cleared out in time, but he stands in awe for several seconds before running away::
Vile: NEXT!
Dr. Cain: *driving up* Good evening, Officer...
Vile: You look familiar....
Dr. Cain: No, I just have one of those faces....
Vile: Right... I'm going to take a look in your trunk.... ::opens the back compartment of Cain's vehicle, revealing the Maverick Hunter, Zero, and his partner Squid Adler.::
Vile: Whoa, umm.... we've been looking for these guys, I'll have to radio in to base... we're confiscating these robots, sir.
Dr. Cain: Wait.... ::jumps out of the car, closes the trunk and stands up on it to bring himself face to face with Vile, and waves his hand in front of his face:: These aren't the Reploids you're looking for.....
Vile: These aren't the Reploids I'm looking for?
Dr. Cain: Damn straight! ::he pulls a stale lemon out of his pocket and throws it with all his might at Vile's helmet view-slit::
Vile: GAH! OW! MY EYE! IT BURNS!
Dr. Cain: WOO! ::jumps back in the car and speeds away::
Vile: DAMN YOU OLD MAN! DAMN YOU TO HELL! ::fires several shots from his shoulder-mounted cannon, but they go wide and hit the gas pumps, causing a tremendous explosion followed by a pollution cloud that won't go away for a good century:: Aw... I can't stay mad like this!
Meanwhile again, X sees a huge explosion nearby, and runs down the busy, crappily maintained highway until he reaches the devastated sector. Barrels full of taco meat and Doritos litter the ground.
"Those poor, innocent taco meat things... and the Doritos... what kind of sick bastard would do something like this!?"
"You rang?"
Vile, in his ride armor, saw X coming a mile away, what with his incredibly tacky coloring and whatnot.
"Shall we tangle, you fossilized piece of blueberry shit?"
"You've got a vile mouth."
"I was just going to kill you, nothing personal... but after that horrid pun, I'm going to rock you so hard that your creator will go senile!"
".........he already is......"
X charges his powerful cannon and readies himself for his combatant. Vile jets his ride armor forward and swings its left fist in a sharp hook. X jumps over the fist and releases a powerful energy blast into the torso section of the ride armor. X, realizing he's not only still airborn, but very vulnerable, gets a very objective view of the paint job on Vile's high-velocity right fist.
"SHIT!"
WHAM!
X's first coherent thought (after slamming into a conveniently placed wall) was something along the lines of "Streetlight Ceiling Fan," but before long he knew he was staring into the merciless mercilessness that is Vile's uh.... helmet visor thing.
Vile tightened his ride armor's grip on X's weakened body, causing a scream of pain followed by a sigh of pleasure as he accidentally fixed X's back problem. "You should have known that you are helpless against me... I have a big tall ride armor, so not only am I compensating for something, but it was anything but a fair fight... you weakling!" Vile continued his taunting until the faint noise of a charging blaster wafted through the air....
Vile: "That can't be good."
A flash of blue-green energy sliced clean through the arm holding X, severely damaging Vile's ride armor.
Vile: "Oh, fuck you!"
The red-clad Maverick Hunter, Zero, dashed to X's side.
Zero: "No need for profanity, you munchkin asshat...."
Vile: "You totally f0x0red my ride, you dick-cheese."
X: "Ow, my virgin ears!"
Zero: "...later, dear, later..."
Vile: "Eh?"
Zero: "As I was saying, you rod-rider, don't screw with X, don't screw with me, and DEFINITELY don't screw with an old guy wielding lemons!
Zero began charging his blaster again before Vile simply jumped up into the access door on a Maverick ship that nobody seemed to notice before.
Zero: "Ooh.... my bad."
X: "Thanks for helping me, there, hon..."
Zero: "Stop calling me that.... it feels so weird... but you shouldn't go off on these missions by yourself. I'm stronger than you, deal with it..."
X: "But I wanna find my armor!"
Zero: "I'm telling you, little capsules hidden in bizarre places by your former creator that hold a hologram of said creator and upgrades your parts has no logic to it at all... you should've just stopped sharing Pepsi bottles with Alia... she's got the Virus...."
X: "Yeah, but she's fighting the Maverick virus pretty well... we all are, Zero."
Zero: "....yes.... that virus too...."
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To be continued.... Rate and Review folks!
