Chapter 1 : Patrick Gets a Job
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It was a sunny day down in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob was at Patricks house helping him find a job in the newspaper.
"Hey look Pat, the Ice Cream Palace is looking for a big pink starfish to help serve ice cream," Spongebob exclaimed.
"I wish I was a big pink starfish," Patrick Star complained. "Patrick, u are a big pink starfish," Sponge' assured him "Oh..Yay!" Pat shouted. "Patrick, We'll go visit the Ice Cream Palace next morning. Get a goods night sleep.
THE NEXT MORNINIG
"Pat, are you ready to go," Spongebob asked Patrick. Patrick winked. Then both of them set of yelling "I'M READY, I'M READY"
"Well here we are Patrick, the Ice Cream Palace. Lets go in and meet the manager," suggested Sponge'
The pair went in and headed to the counter to meet the manager.
"Well, hello how can I help you," said Mr. Shrimp, the manager. "We'd like two strawberry cones, two lemon popsi."Patrick started but got cut off by Spongebob.
"Actually my friend here wants to help serve ice cream," Sponge' said. "Ah, yes we need some help around here with that job," Mr. Shrimp responded. "How about your friend stays behind the counter and watches me serve some customers."
So Pat went behind the counter to watch. When a customer comes Mr. Shrimp fills up the cone swings it behind his back while he bends down to get a spoon from a cabinet. When he swings the cone back to in front of him half of it will be gone thanks to Pat, who so happens to be behind him and just has to take a bite.
"How bout you try now," Mr. Shrimp grumpily suggests to Patrick.
"Hi, I'd like a scoop of Rocky Rode," says a customer. Pat takes a spoon and goes outside. After a minute he comes back with a spoon and a chunk of road with some rocks. "Here u go," Pat says "What kind of place is this," yells the customer and runs out the door.
Soon another customer comes and tries to bargain with Patrick. "I'll give you this photo of me in college if you give me a strawberry cone," says the customer. "I'll take ten!" Pat exclaims. So pat gets ten photos of the guy in college and the customer gets ten ice cream cones. "Boy, wasn't that guy stupid to get ten stupid ice cream cones, but I get TEN PHOTOS OF HIM IN COLLEGE," Pat shouts
"OUT,OUT!" yells Mr. Shrimp.
Outside Spongebob says to Patrick, "Tomorrow, we can try the Bikini Bottom Bakery, I heard that starfish are welcome." "I wish I was a starfish," complains Patrick "For the last time, Pat, you are a starfish," Sponge' reminds him "Well then IM READY!" Patrick shouts. "Do u think I should show them my home recipe of lemon bread."
Pat shows Spongebob a loaf of bread filled with bicycle tires, old gym socks, used gum, candy wrappers, used tissues, sweaty towels, toenails clippings, and a lot more of yummy stuff. Mmmmmm. Can't u just taste it. *Barf*
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It was a sunny day down in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob was at Patricks house helping him find a job in the newspaper.
"Hey look Pat, the Ice Cream Palace is looking for a big pink starfish to help serve ice cream," Spongebob exclaimed.
"I wish I was a big pink starfish," Patrick Star complained. "Patrick, u are a big pink starfish," Sponge' assured him "Oh..Yay!" Pat shouted. "Patrick, We'll go visit the Ice Cream Palace next morning. Get a goods night sleep.
THE NEXT MORNINIG
"Pat, are you ready to go," Spongebob asked Patrick. Patrick winked. Then both of them set of yelling "I'M READY, I'M READY"
"Well here we are Patrick, the Ice Cream Palace. Lets go in and meet the manager," suggested Sponge'
The pair went in and headed to the counter to meet the manager.
"Well, hello how can I help you," said Mr. Shrimp, the manager. "We'd like two strawberry cones, two lemon popsi."Patrick started but got cut off by Spongebob.
"Actually my friend here wants to help serve ice cream," Sponge' said. "Ah, yes we need some help around here with that job," Mr. Shrimp responded. "How about your friend stays behind the counter and watches me serve some customers."
So Pat went behind the counter to watch. When a customer comes Mr. Shrimp fills up the cone swings it behind his back while he bends down to get a spoon from a cabinet. When he swings the cone back to in front of him half of it will be gone thanks to Pat, who so happens to be behind him and just has to take a bite.
"How bout you try now," Mr. Shrimp grumpily suggests to Patrick.
"Hi, I'd like a scoop of Rocky Rode," says a customer. Pat takes a spoon and goes outside. After a minute he comes back with a spoon and a chunk of road with some rocks. "Here u go," Pat says "What kind of place is this," yells the customer and runs out the door.
Soon another customer comes and tries to bargain with Patrick. "I'll give you this photo of me in college if you give me a strawberry cone," says the customer. "I'll take ten!" Pat exclaims. So pat gets ten photos of the guy in college and the customer gets ten ice cream cones. "Boy, wasn't that guy stupid to get ten stupid ice cream cones, but I get TEN PHOTOS OF HIM IN COLLEGE," Pat shouts
"OUT,OUT!" yells Mr. Shrimp.
Outside Spongebob says to Patrick, "Tomorrow, we can try the Bikini Bottom Bakery, I heard that starfish are welcome." "I wish I was a starfish," complains Patrick "For the last time, Pat, you are a starfish," Sponge' reminds him "Well then IM READY!" Patrick shouts. "Do u think I should show them my home recipe of lemon bread."
Pat shows Spongebob a loaf of bread filled with bicycle tires, old gym socks, used gum, candy wrappers, used tissues, sweaty towels, toenails clippings, and a lot more of yummy stuff. Mmmmmm. Can't u just taste it. *Barf*
