Inside the Mind of the Smiley Face: A Diary

First Entry

I would be dating my entries, but life: can you call it life? in this timeless hole is too awful to prolong it more by numbering my days. There isn't really much to say about my life, but it's quite boring. I sit around and get killed. That's about it. I have met some memorable people, though. I met a girl once who finished the Beginner level in under 13 seconds, for example.

But this is about me, the smiley, right? Today was quite boring. A few (hundred) people finished the Expert level, and I think a few new people got addicted to me. Someone got mad at me...they always take their anger at the mines out on ME...and broke my nose by clicking too hard. The good thing is that I don't have a nose, so I don't have to wear an unsightly bandage. I wonder what would happen if someone broke my jaw. People would look at me oddly.

Second Entry

Life is a bottomless pit. Nothing is going to stop, and I STILL have to keep smiling.

A/N: Heehee, that's all I've written so far! Tell me if it's good, and I'll write more! Minesweeper is so inspirational!