Title: Of Prostitution and Power-Outages-- 2/?
Author: Snape no Koibito
Rating: PG-13
Feedback/Archive: Feed me! I never get feedback!
Series/Sequel: more to come
Summary: More information is revealed about who did what with who! The long-awaited PART TWO!
Disclaimer: Hot damn... but no. They are not mine. *sobsobsob*
Professor McGonagall,
This is the true account of what happened in the dungeons on Friday. We were all just sitting there, listening to Professor Snape's lecture on how bananas are used in modern potion making when suddenly the lights went out and somebody's cauldron exploded (I think it was Ron or Neville's?). Professor Snape stopped lecturing when he heard the loud moans Harry and Draco where making. I lit my wand to see what was going on. It was interesting. Harry and Draco were all over each other. Pants went flying and I got knocked into Ron's lap. This stunk royally because he was giving a blow job to Professor Snape, who was getting it from behind by Mr. Filch. Apparently he was seven galleons richer at the end of class. Anyway. After Ron pushed me off his lap, I finally managed to remove the trousers from my head. I was a bit shocked when somebody made the discovery that I wear no underwear, but was pleasantly surprised to find that they had a talented mouth. I still have no idea who it was. Then somebody cast a birth control charm and we all lit our wands and places them on our desks. You haven't lived until you've seen Crabbe and Goyle attempt to play Scrabble with Neville, Parvati and Lavender. None of them can spell very well, as I'm sure you know. The Slytherin girls were having a massive orgy and at the center of it was Seamus and Dean. I joined it, because I was NOT going to do anything with Ron, Snape and Filch; Harry and Draco were too wrapped in each other and the Scrabble game would have been way too easy too win. After a bit though, Dean and I left, because it was too noisy and he wanted to show me what a real proper broomstick felt like.
Sincerely,
Hermione Granger
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Ron,
I know who you did last Thursday in potions!
~Anonymous
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Percy,
I had the best time ever in potions yesterday! Professor Snape had given us a practical to do while lecturing us about how we were to use our bananas in the potion we were making. The lights went out, my hand slipped and the potion exploded. It must have done something really weird because suddenly, everybody was all hot and bothered. You could tell from the moans made by Harry and his not-so-secret-anymore-boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. It was a bit noisy elsewhere as well. Professor Snape and Mr. Filch were going at it like the apocalypse was coming tomorrow and sex would get them into heaven. It was nasty. Yuch. Old people sex... and did you know that your littlest brother is very flexible. I mean, Seamus AND Dean AND Hermione AND all the Slytherin girls? It was interesting. I tried playing Scrabble for a bit with Crabbe, Goyle, Parvati and Lavender, but then I got to watching the others and thinking of you and had to go off into a corner to jerk myself off. You just look so fucking hot when you come.
Miss and love you,
Neville
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Cho,
We had the strangest incident in potions the other day. The lights went off and almost everybody started having sex after Longbottom's cauldron exploded. I was just innocently watching Ron Weasley suck off Professor Snape (who was being fucked good and hard by Argus Filch) when suddenly Hermione Granger landed on my head. She wasn't wearing underwear and I hadn't eaten in a while so I ate her until she came many, many times. Then I put sat her on the desk and ran off to join the other Slytherin girls in a massive orgy with Finnegan and some kid named Dean. Granger joined us later though and I'm surprised that a mudblood has such a talented mouth. It was a pity though. For all her intelligence, she fell for the old "I'll show you a good broomstick" line when the muggle boy, Thomas used it on her. Sheesh. I still can't believe Draco's in love with Potter. It's disgustingly cute and out of character for both of them. Nobody would fuck Longbottom though. He crept away from his Scrabble game to jerk off, screaming out "Percy!" when he came. Whatever. Miss you and wish you were there. It's so much nicer with more experienced students.
~Pansy~
More coming soon! Stick around and find out who did what!
