After the nutrient substances were gone, Orenji-chan got up from her chair
and stretched with a long yawn, her tail brisling into a sharp point, and
her chest heaved. She sighed and scratched her hip, then walked out into
the living room. Now that it was the morning, Cell could see that the rooms
looked more creepy than last night. The living room had a large tan carpet,
gray walls, and black couches and chairs, a large television on the back
wall. There was a picture over the television of a handsome Mannan with no
shirt on and covered in water. He had a very sexual appeal to his eyes, and
had his hands resting on the unbuckled part of his torn jeans.
Cell choked on his own spit as he realized other decorations in the house. There was a statue of a knight with strap-on rubber breast and a red satin teddy. A model skeleton at the bottom of the stairs with a party hat. There were toy bats hanging from the ceiling. A large sign over the kitchen that read 'Happy Halloween!'
It was the middle of March! What the hell were these two smoking? This place felt like some kind of Halloween-Sex store.
As if she knew what he was thinking, Ichigo snorted and said, "It's our favorite holiday. The sex thingies are just a joke. Relax for God's sake and get over yourself."
"Well, since you told me I guess I will." Cell grumbled sarcastically.
Orenji walked over to the couch, where a pair of black spandex pants and tube-top lay folded. She suddenly pulled off her Sailor Moon PJ top.
Cell flinched and shut his eyes immediately in shock. These people were definitely crazy. "Wh-What are you doing?" He sputtered.
She turned half around and covered her chest with a smirk. "What do you mean? Oh you can't tell me you actually care about those things?"
"I.I.Um.Of course I do.I'm male you know!" Ichigo stared at him.
"Well this isn't exactly a place were you're held back by rules." Ichigo said.
"I can see that." Cell buried his face in his hands and blushed.
"Soot yourself. I wasn't going to actually change you know, I was just getting into the shower." Orenji walked into a door behind a wall and shut it. Cell looked over at Ichigo.
"Well that was embarrassing." He said.
"It's okay. Orenji-chan's an exhibitionist, so to speak. She's free on those terms. Plus, we haven't really had a man around here for awhile, so we just never really cared. We still don't really." She inspected her nails while he looked out the window.
"Aren't you going to?" He asked her without looking back.
"I don't take showers every morning." He looked at her this time. "What? There's no point. I take showers at night at least four days out the week."
Cell shivered in disgust. She was sweet but sick.
Fifteen minutes later, Orenji emerged, fully dressed and clean. She was just in the middle of tying back her damp blonde hair back and smiled. "You can get dressed now Ichigo." Ichigo got up and went into the bathroom, leaving the two alone.
"So." She said with a gentle smirk. "You really have part of that- male gene in ya?"
"Yes." He said flatly. "Why?"
"Oh no reason." She turned, still smirking, towards the large Play- Girl Mannan picture. "I kinda already knew. He's gorgeous, ain't he?"
He couldn't believe she was asking him, but he decided to humor her. "Yeah. A real nymphet."
"Aw." She looked heart broken. "Cell, that's cruel." He smirked.
Suddenly, Ichigo emerged from the bathroom and said, "Hi." Orenji smiled and looked at Cell. "It's time, Cell. Time to go test."
Cell choked on his own spit as he realized other decorations in the house. There was a statue of a knight with strap-on rubber breast and a red satin teddy. A model skeleton at the bottom of the stairs with a party hat. There were toy bats hanging from the ceiling. A large sign over the kitchen that read 'Happy Halloween!'
It was the middle of March! What the hell were these two smoking? This place felt like some kind of Halloween-Sex store.
As if she knew what he was thinking, Ichigo snorted and said, "It's our favorite holiday. The sex thingies are just a joke. Relax for God's sake and get over yourself."
"Well, since you told me I guess I will." Cell grumbled sarcastically.
Orenji walked over to the couch, where a pair of black spandex pants and tube-top lay folded. She suddenly pulled off her Sailor Moon PJ top.
Cell flinched and shut his eyes immediately in shock. These people were definitely crazy. "Wh-What are you doing?" He sputtered.
She turned half around and covered her chest with a smirk. "What do you mean? Oh you can't tell me you actually care about those things?"
"I.I.Um.Of course I do.I'm male you know!" Ichigo stared at him.
"Well this isn't exactly a place were you're held back by rules." Ichigo said.
"I can see that." Cell buried his face in his hands and blushed.
"Soot yourself. I wasn't going to actually change you know, I was just getting into the shower." Orenji walked into a door behind a wall and shut it. Cell looked over at Ichigo.
"Well that was embarrassing." He said.
"It's okay. Orenji-chan's an exhibitionist, so to speak. She's free on those terms. Plus, we haven't really had a man around here for awhile, so we just never really cared. We still don't really." She inspected her nails while he looked out the window.
"Aren't you going to?" He asked her without looking back.
"I don't take showers every morning." He looked at her this time. "What? There's no point. I take showers at night at least four days out the week."
Cell shivered in disgust. She was sweet but sick.
Fifteen minutes later, Orenji emerged, fully dressed and clean. She was just in the middle of tying back her damp blonde hair back and smiled. "You can get dressed now Ichigo." Ichigo got up and went into the bathroom, leaving the two alone.
"So." She said with a gentle smirk. "You really have part of that- male gene in ya?"
"Yes." He said flatly. "Why?"
"Oh no reason." She turned, still smirking, towards the large Play- Girl Mannan picture. "I kinda already knew. He's gorgeous, ain't he?"
He couldn't believe she was asking him, but he decided to humor her. "Yeah. A real nymphet."
"Aw." She looked heart broken. "Cell, that's cruel." He smirked.
Suddenly, Ichigo emerged from the bathroom and said, "Hi." Orenji smiled and looked at Cell. "It's time, Cell. Time to go test."
