Author Notes: Its 4 am in the morning, my head hurts so here is the fic, it starts out ok but then turns too …

Chapter 1

Harry, Ron and Hermione were in their fifth year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.  The new term had just started a few days ago and the teachers had already started putting the pressure on them for their owls. (Ordinary Wizarding Levels)

The morning was like any other morning. Hogwarts looked beautiful, with the light coming in trough the windows and the fake ceiling in the great hall.

The entire student body charged in for breakfast, the one meal no one missed. With a day of classes ahead of them, students wanted to be sure of a full tank.

The amazing whiff of waffles, pancakes as well as a variety of eggs and toast, beckoned to the trio, guiding them straight to the Gryffindor table.

The drink this morning was pumpkin juice, a favorite among all Hogwarts students and staff, the drink was a specialty made by the house elves down in the kitchens.

'Great day, huh Ron' said Harry as he sat down on the table.

Ron nodded 'It will be after I dig into this marvelous feast!'

Ron took a swing of the pumpkin juice.

'So, Herm; which is Snape's period' asked Harry.

'Second' replied Hermione starting to eat her breakfast (and taking swigs of the pumpkin juice)

As mentioned before, the pumpkin juice in Hogwarts is a specialty of the place. Every student by this time had taken several gulps and some even a few goblets.

Hermione shot a glance at Ron who was attacking the breakfast before them with gusto. Hermione sighed all Ron thought of lately was food and more food. I wish he would do that to me… Where did that thought come from? I'm beginning to shock myself she thought. A voice in her mind, said come on you know it's true. She blushed.

'Herm, why are you blushing' asked Harry a dazed look in his eyes.

Hermione blushed red even more and took a few swigs of the pumpkin juice.

Did I mention pumpkin juice? Today it was extra-extra special thanks to a few ingredients put in by the great Weasley Bros. It is fully credited to them, why the students suddenly acquired a huge craving for more and more juice.

The effects of the juice started hitting the weak first.

Neville started to act very strangely. First, he picked up his fork and started twirling his arm around trying to hit the eggs on the table.

'What's wrong with Neville?' said Harry

Suddenly, Neville got up from the table. He headed towards the Slytherin table much to the shock of all present in the hall.

It is to be noted that the teachers were not present at this time, an emergency staff meeting had been called to secure the school from Voldemort and they had left the hall staff-less.

"Malfoy' yelled Neville in a very un-Neville like voice. 'Get up'.

Neville grabbed Malfoy by the collar and hurled him across the Slytherin table with amazing strength and force.

The entire Slytherin table was up in arms! What on earth was going on!

'You lully livered, son of a fucking death eater' with those words Neville jumped and started to pound Malfoy down to the table.

The Slytherins grabbed Neville of the table and started to pound the hell out of him.

'CHARGE!' came a yell from the Gryffindor table as students ran to help Neville.

Someone screamed 'FREE FOR ALL'

Now, it seems that Gryffindor and Slytherin houses have had rivalries for years and years; the frustrations of several generations of both houses can arouse a lot of feeling. These tendencies towards violence were err 'Unleashed'.

'Kill the fucking death eaters'

'In the name of the true dark lord'

'YIPEEE YAHOOOeee!'

Punches began to be traded left right and centre.

The other houses tried to raise for calm.

'Hail Slytherin, dam the bastard Gryffindor and the other fucking two whores' screamed some one from the centre of the now huge brawl.

This of course snapped the other houses out of their revere and they charged into the brawl. Suddenly some of them realized they had wands!

Out came the magic concentrates!

Hexes were thrown left right and centre as screams of pain and agony echoed through the hall,

The poor teachers, who had sealed themselves in a sound proof area of the castle, did not realize what was going on.

The girls by this time had succeeded in ripping parts of each other's hair of, while the boys had black eyes and various abnormalities due to curses.

The dark arts detectors around the hall began to go off one by one as the curses became more and more powerful

(Let's move on to the more personal encounters)

Hermione and Pansy were fighting it out curse to hex. Mainly Hermione was hexing and Pansy was cursing (the swearing type).

'Mud-blood' screamed Pansy as her ears began to grow.

'Slytherin slut!' shouted Hermione. Slurring the words so badly that her curses stopped working.

'Fuck this wand' she screamed as she launched her self on Pansy.

'Get-off get –off' yelled Pansy as Hermione tried to rip her hair apart.

Malfoy managed to throw of Neville with the full body bind and headed for Potter.

'Potter, you scar-face freak! I have waited for this a long time' he yelled as he shouted of hexes one by one.

Harry managed to duck the first few and retaliated

'You're a fucking maggot Malfoy' he replied.

'Maggot this you bastard' he sent a cruse which Harry dodged.

'I bet your father slept with the dark lord to conceive you' Harry spat, throwing the Jelly legs on Malfoy.

'I don't know how you bloody found out, but you're going to pay for that' yelled Malfoy diving headfirst into Harry.

Harry stunned by his retort reacted a second to late and the world went black.

Ron and Crabbe+Goyle

Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Thunk sound)

Cho Chang and Slytherin Seventh Year

'SEXUAL HARRASMENT' screamed Cho.

Parvati Patel and Fat Slytherin 5th year Girl

'Summo-Kammo' yelled the Fifth year as she jumped on Parvati.

Parvati: mmmmm!

Seamus and Dean (Wait a Minuite!)

'Oh! Seamus, Seamus, yeah yeah, more more!' Dean

Slytherin 6rth Year and Ravenclaw (boys)

'Impotenita' screamed the 4rth year pointing his wand at the Ravenclaw.

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' screamed the Ravenclaw as the dark magic detectors gave another siren.

(A/N How many people get this one ::::DDDD, never did like them claws much!)

Ginny Weasley 'Fuck this shit!' she screamed and kissed Harry as he fell down.

'Good thing he's lying down…' ………………………….

(A/N This does not mean I think Harry is SHIT!)

Even the ghost got into the action!

The bloody barren was playing basket ball (I assume he found out some how) with the Head of Nearly-Headless-Nick (yeah yeah he's still attached to it!)

The twins of course were no where to be seen.

Alicia and Katie (err)

'More, more, more' (You get the picture) 'Get outta the middle you stinking first year!'

Chorus from somewhere: I maybe a little chimneysweep but I have a big BROOM!

Suddenly the door to the entrance hall burst open….

Author Notes: It is my intention to convert this piece of trash and madness into a full blooming fic, full of more and more madness, imagine what could this bunch be doing in potions! Review and tell me if I should go the next step!