A/N – For those who don't know Impotenita is an ancient dark curse to make the opponent impotent i.e. enable to get it up to fuck…
Suddenly the door to the entrance hall burst open….
And Snape walked in. He stared at the sight in-front of him.
'Impotenita' came a sound from somewhere followed by an awful screaming of all the Ravenclaw Boys as they were cursed. Severus Snape looked towards the caster seconds before he got a full blast of the curse.
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' he screamed as he ran out of the hall. Many heads turned, shrugged and went back to whatever they were doing.
Then the rest of the teachers arrived…
Two hours later…
Harry woke up in an overstuffed hospital wing. There were students everywhere supporting everything from black eyes, to black roses, from knobby knees to knobby noses!. For some reason the Ravenclaw boys were wailing the most. Fucking stupid buggers he thought as he got out of bed.
Harry felt wonderful, his entire mind was in bliss all inhibitions lost this was perfect!
'Ah! Your finally up!' said Madam Pomfrey. She gave a final examination. 'Of you go to your dorm, we need the hospital wing space! Classes will resume as soon as we can get enough students to attend them!'
And this was a first thought Harry, stupid old bat! He walked out dragging his feet.
I'm singing in rain, the singing in the rain, such a glorious day and I'm happy again….
Meanwhile in the Gryffindor Dorms Ron was pacing up and down.
The caught me, the caught me and they and they. He gave a violent shudder THEY WERE FUCKING GAY! HE SCREAMED!
Hermione Granger was meanwhile recovering from a bad case of warts, should have known her hair was diseased she thought to her self.
Pansy on the other hand had got Hermotitis, she sealed her self in the library and refused to come out.
In the staff room
'What s going on with the students!' shrieked Prof McGonagall.
'Where is Severus?' asked Lupin still a little calm.
'He locked himself in the dungeon and refuses to come out' said Madam Hooch.
Dumbledore walks in. I'm singing in the rain, singing the rain it's a glorious day and I'm happy again.
Heads turn towards him, to see him to a tap dance using his wand as a elongated walking stick and dancing sideways.
'Headmaster!' said the staff at once.
'Ah! Goten Mornish' he said as he danced out of the room and headed towards his office.
'Quick we need to do something!' shrieked the divination teacher.
'Remus, lock him in his office, we can't let him be seen in this way' said Prof McGonagall 'Better yet, stun him and tie him up'. An evil grin crossed her face. I have fantasized this for so long, Remus secretly was of the same opinion… both opinions.
Meanwhile in the Dungeons
'Father will not be pleased about this news' said Malfoy aloud as he owled his father saying that somehow his best kept secret had come out.
After a few hours the entire school was out of the hospital ward. The Ravenclaw boys went of to sulk, unable to bear the shock. Classes started with as much normalcy as possible.
'We have potions' said Ron slowly getting up. My butt still hurts like hell he said to himself, but I'll be dammed if I'll tell anyone!
'Good' said Hermione 'There are a few things I've been dying to say to the fucking bastard of a poor excuse, death eater Prof'
'Maybe thus is not such good idea' said Harry.
Harry and Ron grabbed a kicking and screaming Hermione and took her back to the common room ('Let me at that bastard, five years of frustration in his class! AHHH!!!). Then they died her down to the chair.
'Y'Know fellas' said Neville 'We all been acting kinda funny'
'Yeah, he's right' said Hermione 'For the first time in his fucking life!'
Neville buried his face in a couch 'NO BODY LOVES ME, BAWAWAA'
'SHUT UP!'
'We hafta find some cure' said Dean walking in.
'Cure!, I fucking love this feeling!' screamed Hermione at him.
'She has a point mate' said Seamus who came down from the dorms, he gave an evil smile to Dean.
Dean returned it and they sort of disappeared to…
(I think you get the picture)
The door to the Gryffindor Common room opened just then and Prof. McGonagall walked in.
'Gryffindors' she said making her voice loud via a spell.
The entire house collected downstairs and waited to see what she wanted.
'I am ashamed of all of you! How could you behave like that!' she scolded, those you had the function of hearing put down their heads.
'You have embarrassed the school and your house!' she shrieked further 'I won't be taking points since, all the houses were involved, but none the less all of you shall serve detention'
It was lucky that Ron put his hand on Hermione's mouth, for she was going to tell McGonagall exactly what to do with that detention.
'There will be no classes today. Further, some of you may have suffered emotional damage from the events' she said with a quick glance to Neville 'Now you are to have several unguided group therapy lessons. Just make groups of ten and talk!'. That will keep them out of trouble she thought. While the find out what was happening. They had to get Severus out of the dungeon, only he could make an antidote.
They couldn't ask for outside help, that would mean admitting to what had happened. With the air of a king leaving his subjects she left the common room.
'She can take her lesson, up her fucking A**' said Hermione.
'This groupie thing may not be a bad idea' said Harry 'time pass'
So the Gryffindors collected into groups of ten friends all over the Gryffindor common room, similar groups were being created all over the school.
After a few minutes of hesitation, they finally started to talk
'Who is going first?' asked Ron.
'Seamus and I had wild thrashing sex on the floor' said Dean.
'$52#43' said Hermione.
'Dean is a very good fuck!' said Seamus.
'Ew!' said Neville
'I was raped by Crabbe and Goyle' Ron blurted out. Stunned silence follows…
'Were they a good fuck?' asked Seamus quite interested.
Ron turned a deep shade of red and crimson.
'She rapped me' said Harry pointing to Ginny.
Another moment of stunned silence
'Did NOT!' said Ginny
'Did TOO' said Harry 'I found out!'
'You weren't complaining!' said Ginny. 'Any way you turned out to be a very bad fuck, god I thought Boy-who-lives, Dark Lord vanquisher and all would be good!'
'Cause I was knocked out cold!' said Harry
'That explains it!' said Ginny 'Want to have another go?'
'NO!' said Harry 'I mean I couldn't object as I was knocked out!'
'Lucky bastard' said Neville.
Err, moving on.
'I'm not getting any' said Hermione
Stunned Silence
'Ron, won't fuck me!' she screamed,.
'Have you asked' said Ginny
'No' said Hermione 'But, it's like obvious!'
'Take a leaf out of my book' said Ginny
Ron curled up on the floor into a ball and started twitching.
'Give the guy a break! He's feeling venerable!' said Harry
'Not to mention violated!' said Neville
'So, he can fuck Crabbe and Golye but can't fuck me, is that it?' asked Hermione.
'You seem to speak from experience' said Dean to Neville trying to change the subject.
Neville mouthed one word 'Snape'
A/N : An I wrap here! What is happending in the other dorms? What was in the juice? New events that will shock and strartle the entire school! (As if anything more could happen) Gryffindor and Slytherin rivalry maxes out! All this and more. So please review!
