Author Note: Thanks you for all the reviews! The Madness continues! HAHAHAHHHA!
(oh yeah, little less swearing…)
Meanwhile In a Dungeon far far away.
'So, boys totaled up the score' said Blaise
'Yes! I win I got the maximum Gryfs' said Draco Malfoy jumping up and down
'But I got to have sex!' said Crabbe.
'Me too' said Goyle
'But I got the Claws impotent' insisted a sixth year.
'My blood is purer than yours' sang Malfoy
'Show off!' said Blaise
'okay everyone can we now start the group therapy' said a stern Slytherin prefect. 'Who wants to go first'
'I screwed Crabbe' said Goyle
'I screwed you!' screamed Crabbe
'Wait a minute if I didn't screw you and you didn't screw me, who the hell did we screw?' said Goyle
Crabbe shrugged 'Who cares?'
'Right!' said Blaise 'I got a go at Chang'
'Cool' said the other Slytherins.
'I hit potter' said Malfoy.
Standing Ovation Given here
'You know all that action has made me kind of horny' said Slytherin 6th Year.
'Yeah, you're right' said Malfoy
'and Snape's gone' said Blaise.
The Slytherins looked evilly at each other.
'Mob attack!' screamed Malfoy as he raised his wand and charged out of the room.
An entire army of Slytherins followed
'Ethnic cleansing'
'Die Die Die'
'Gryffindor ho!'
The army of Slytherins marched through the halls taking up positions to attack unsuspecting passersby
At the Ravenclaw common room
'Testing 1 2 3, testing 1 2 3'
'Dam it still not works!'
At the Hupplepuff Common Room
A sly figure emerged from the dorm.
'Revenge shall be mine'
The Gryffindors
"No!' said Seamus
'Yes, it was in third year, he promised me a passing mark… ' sobbed Neville.
'YOU PRAT YOU SELPT WITH MY SNAPE!' screamed Dean
'HEY!' said Seamus 'I though you loved me!'. Seamus ran from the meeting.
'oh, no Seamus wait!' said Dean as he followed in pursuit.
'Well, if any one of you wants me, I'll be in my room reading some magazines' said Hermione getting up and leaving.
(A/N: I shall not elaborate on which magazines…)
Ron let out a whimper as he circled into the corner.
'Harry…' said Ginny an evil glint in her eye.
'Stay back!' Stack back!' Harry said brandishing a chair
Ginny didn't stop, and approached him.
'NOOOOOOOOOO!' screamed Harry as he ran from the common room, Ginny right behind him.
'Come back! And face me like a man! You coward' yelled Ginny.
Meanwhile the rest of the school had taken to prowl the corridors in the open.
Suddenly, Peeves began to scream.
'MURDER! MURDER AT HOGWARTS!'
The entire school came running, to the hall way.
The first to reach on the scene was McGonagall, and many students from various houses.
Draco Malfoy stood above the body of a 5th Year Slytherin. He appeared dead.
'I didn't do it!' he said to McGonagall as she checked for a pulse.
'Slytherin filth'
'Murderer'
Shouted the crowd, the edged around to get a better look
'He's alive' said McGonagall finally.
The Slytherin had been mutilated with teeth marks all over his body, as McGonagall moved to the side the writing on the wall became clear to all. In blood it was etched.
"THE CLOSET OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPNED. ENIMIES OF THE BADGER BEWARE!'
'You'll be next Slytherin scum' shouted someone from the crowd.
