Author Notes: My head was spinning again so I rushed to write more! Thank you for all those amazing reviews! The madness continues…

'They can't even spell it right' someone else said.

The crowd sniggered, but stopped under McGonagall's stern face. She conjured up a stretcher and took the Slytherin away.

The crowd began to dissipate leaving Malfoy to his weird thoughts.

Meanwhile…

'Finally. Caught YOU!' said Ginny, wrestling Harry to the floor.

'Ginny, you don't want  to do this' screamed Harry as she put him in the fully body sans mouth bind, so that he could speak.

Ginny then sat on him.

'Why not? I've wanted this for years!' she said.

'But you are Ron's sister!' said Harry

'Sister this!' she pulled him into a deep French kiss.

'Fuck! That felt good!' she said

After Harry had come down from his temporary high

'Dam!' he said 'Dam! Dam! Dam!'

'More?' asked Ginny batting her eyelids.

Horny beyond possibilities…

'Please..'

Meanwhile Female Dorm Gryffindor Tower

Hermione had a bunch of Magazines in one hand wand in other, and an insane pleasure filled look on her face.

Parvati walked in…

'What are you doing!' squealed Parvati.

'What does it look like bitch, getting off!' replied Hermione

'With a wand!' exclaimed Parvati

'Haven't you read Hogwarts: A history?' screamed Hermione 'Why do you think they invented them?, ever wonder why they are in this shape!'

Moans and groans follow….

In the Hupplepuff Dormitories…

A sly figure laughed 'Revenge! Soon the school shall be rid of all the snakes! Oooh how I hate Snakes!'

Let's go over to Ginny and Harry

Ginny and Harry were tumbling all over the classroom, Ginny trying to get Harry's clothes off.

Suddenly the door burst open and Ron walked in.

'Harry I' he stopped midway 'GINNY!'

'Hiya Ron' said Ginny sweetly not bothering to get off Harry.

'WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!' he screamed looking much like Hurricane Nino

(A/N I have never seen her (Nino) but, use your imagination freely)

'Mimblewimble' said a scared Harry

'I'm trying to fuck him,. What else!' said Ginny

'Oh! I'm sorry, err I thought it was something else, um, never mind' Ron quickly walked out of the room, leaving a smiling Ginny and a shocked Harry.

'Now, speaking of screwing' said Ginny.

Ron, left the room. The shock of seeing Ginny and Harry together had pulled him out of his depressive state. His trauma turned to anger as he plotted his revenge on Crabbe and Goyle.

Back in the Gryffindor Common Room….

'Yes, you can do it too' said Hermione to a group of fifth years.

'Is it safe?' asked one of the girls

'Totally, I've been using it for years' said Hermione

'Just take the tip of your wand, put it in and say the spell' she added

'Wow!' said Parvati clearly impressed.

'What about side effects?' asked a more cautious Gryffindor

'Well they are some, patches are known to appear and the wetness may take sometime to go' said Hermione

The benefits were obvious. So, all the girls began to use Hermione's new spell to clean the pages of their textbooks.

Slytherin Group with Draco Malfoy in the hallways…

A batch of Gryffindors who had also taken to the hallways in retaliation of random Slytherin attacks came upon this group.

'Look!, It's the heir of Hupplepuff' said Seamus to Malfoy.

The Gryffindors looked at each other and started laughing on the floor.

Malfoy went red, he had been awarded the ultimate insult.

'Badger face!' said Neville between sobs 'Always knew you had it in you'

The Slytherins took out their wands (Crabbe and Goyle put their hands on their robes)

'Attack!' screamed Malfoy.

The Hallway brawl began.

Ron arrived on this scene. His face broke into a smile. With a war cry that would have made the Vikings proud, Bebogatrs-All-purpose-Vasline and several objects of varying sizes in his hand he charged into the fight.

Prof. Lupin went to talk to the headmaster. Hopefully, he would be better he said to himself.

He opened the Magic Lock they had put on the door and entered to see the office in shambles.

'Loopy!' come here said Dumbledore, dragging Lupin to his desk. "Look! Old pictures!'

Lupin gazed at the moving picture in font of him. He eyes went wide with shock.

Snape was dancing in a grass skirt making fun of the Wizarding Lawnmower.

The words formed clearly.

'He-appa He-appa He-potado, cut me if you can, you stupid dodo!' Snape's picture sang as he did a weird practiced and coordinated dance around the Lawnmower.

Suddenly Lupin realized what Dumbledore had used to blackmail Snape initially to join the light side.

A/N: Next more Ginny and Harry, mad Ron, Nympho Hermione, The heir of Hupplepuff and lots more! Please review! They always make new chapters magically appear!