HOW IT HAPPENED 32
Dear Diary:
It's me, Pan. I know I haven't written in this thing since I was 13, but now I need something to distract me for a while. Here it goes: For the past 2 days, Uncle Goten, Trunks, Bra and me had been feeling really depressed. Goten had called me almost every few hours telling me that Vegeta had been putting up death threats like blood on his clothes, dead animals in his closests, a doll with a pin through his head and many more gruesome threats. Chi Chi was furious with these threats and was really pissed when blood was on his clothes and a dead animals in his closests. Here's a flashback of days that has happened.
*DAY 1; GOTEN'S TROUBLES*
Goten is a dufus, you may already know Diary, because I always tell you this, but now I REALLY mean it. I can't believe what he did that day! On his first day, he was already going crazy and went out to try and see Bra. He snuck out in the middle of the night and was proceeding to get in C.C when Vegeta came out of the G.R. Uh Oh........Goten noticed Vegeta but didn't care and went to see Bra anyway. Goten made it into the room and was so overjoyed to see Bra, he started kissing her! To put a long story short: Vegeta followed Goten the whole time and when he saw Goten kissing Bra, he nearly killed poor uncle. First he grabbed Goten by his hair, threw him through the window, sent a final blast at Goten, which hit him. Goten was in the healing tank for a long time and Gramma Chi Chi came to C.C, yelled at Vegeta, and hit Vegeta in the head with the frying pan! Everyone was surprised to see that it really hurt Vegeta and Vegeta clutched his head in pain and went into the G.R shouting curses. Boy, I hate to think what Vegeta will do to Goten if Goten and Bra ever got married and had kids.........That's not all diary, ever since that day, the dead animals and odd threats came at Goten. Goten would always know that Vegeta was coming after him when he saw that shadow of Vegeta's hair.......(A/N: Kinda like Jeepers Creepers, when you hear Jeepers Creepers song, the monsters after you!)
*DAY 1; BRA'S DOUBTS*
Ok, here's the part with Bra. She has been trying to cook lately......trying. Of course, Bra was mad at Vegeta for a long time but she had to start getting her thoughts off Goten so she tried cooking classes anywayz. Bra called me on the phone and told me about how she wanted to try cooking lessons. I suggested the best cook that could teach her would be gramma Chi Chi, but then I remembered Goten.
"Ok. I need a cooking instructor! Please, Chi Chi will be a great cooking instructor, she can teach me at my house." she said to me on the phone.
I told her I'd ask her and gramma Chi Chi said yes in delight. Gramma got pots pans and ingredients for rice and chicken meal out to show Bra how to cook. After a few instructions, she let Bra try. When heating up the stove, Bra caught her gloves on fire but that wasn't the first and only accident: My grandma had to go use the restroom and she told Bra what to do and Bra tried doing it.
+ INSTRUCTION 1: Set water on stove to boil, have water on simmer. ACCIDENT: Bra set the water to boil but put water on High instead of simmer so she burned her fingers when testing water.
+ INSTRUCTION 2: Add rice to water and stir. ACCIDENT: Bra mistaked new box of rice for an old box of rice and let the old box in the water. The bad thing was: The old box had maggots in it! She descovers this later.
+ INSTRUCTION 3: When finished, seperate water from rice by using a drainer. ACCIDENT: Surprisingly, none.
+ INSTRUCTION 4: Enjoy your meal ^.^ ACCIDENT: Bra let grandma test her rice.......Grandma took a bite and discovered something moving in her mouth! She spit it out and shrieked when she saw the maggots. Bra smiled sheepishly and said it was an accident.
Grandma left the house after that, saying she had some shopping to do. I doubt it.....Bra ended up learning how to cook rice, kinda, but let the robots make the dinner from now on. I'm happy to say, I didn't end up eating that 'rice'.
*TRUNK'S DATE*
I am SO mad at Trunks about this, but, we do have to forget about each other sometime.Vegeta thought it would be a good idea if Trunks found someone else to take his mind off me so he put up an add in the paper, practically every girl responded and Trunks had interviwes with them! How lame is that? He finally decided on a girl, after hours and hours of girls, and took her to dinner. She turned out to be a ditzy red head with green eyes (I have nothing against red heads, I think I might of gotten more flames if I put blonde) she wore a black miniskirt with a red tanktop. Why Trunks picked her, I will never know if she looked that bad. I'm probably guessing that she had huge boobs or something. Anyway, at dinner all Trunks could do was stare at her body, he can be so perverted! She ended up asking a lot of questions about C.C and his bank account. Trunks stared at her the whole time, he didn't even know what she was saying. Then she asked him a question.
"What's your credit card number?" she asked stupidly. Pssh, like Trunks was gonna tell her.
"2364." he said still staring at her. I don't even think he relizes what he just said. She just kept standing up stretching her arms over her head (wonder why), bending over, stretching out her legs and then sitting on his lap while shaking her chest in his face. The whole time, he stared until she reached in his pants which took Trunks by surprise. Actually, she was looking for his wallet, which she soon found and Trunks had no idea what she was doing. He still didn't discover his wallet was missing until it was time to pay the bill and he actually ate a lot while looking at her. The total was huge, but he didn't have his wallet. The red head said she would pay for it and took money out of Trunks wallet. She gave Trunks a kiss on the lips and walked out and he STILL didn't know she took his wallet until a few minutes after she kissed him. He ran out the door and was trying to catch up to her when he saw her in his car because he left the keys in his wallet. Trunks turned SSJ as to not be discovered and took his wallet back.
I sincerily hope that Trunks learned something out of this. Never judge a girl by their boobs. Most of the time, they turn out sluts who are money hungry.
*MY BORING DAY*
Ok diary, this is what you've been waiting for, complete boredom. In the morning I trained, blew up rocks and went swimming in the lake. At about noon I ate, watched T.V, and then went on the interenet where I got all of this info I'm telling you. I only wish my day was as excitng as theirs. My hand REALLY REALLY hurts right now from writing all this and I shall tell you more tomorrow, but it's 11 at night and I'm going to bed. FUCK, my hand hurts! Crap, my fingers are cramped around the pencil!
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*A/N*
I spent a LONG time on this chapter. Next chapter will be Pan's diary of what happened the second day, then the third day then what happens when their bond is over. Ja ne ya'll.
Dear Diary:
It's me, Pan. I know I haven't written in this thing since I was 13, but now I need something to distract me for a while. Here it goes: For the past 2 days, Uncle Goten, Trunks, Bra and me had been feeling really depressed. Goten had called me almost every few hours telling me that Vegeta had been putting up death threats like blood on his clothes, dead animals in his closests, a doll with a pin through his head and many more gruesome threats. Chi Chi was furious with these threats and was really pissed when blood was on his clothes and a dead animals in his closests. Here's a flashback of days that has happened.
*DAY 1; GOTEN'S TROUBLES*
Goten is a dufus, you may already know Diary, because I always tell you this, but now I REALLY mean it. I can't believe what he did that day! On his first day, he was already going crazy and went out to try and see Bra. He snuck out in the middle of the night and was proceeding to get in C.C when Vegeta came out of the G.R. Uh Oh........Goten noticed Vegeta but didn't care and went to see Bra anyway. Goten made it into the room and was so overjoyed to see Bra, he started kissing her! To put a long story short: Vegeta followed Goten the whole time and when he saw Goten kissing Bra, he nearly killed poor uncle. First he grabbed Goten by his hair, threw him through the window, sent a final blast at Goten, which hit him. Goten was in the healing tank for a long time and Gramma Chi Chi came to C.C, yelled at Vegeta, and hit Vegeta in the head with the frying pan! Everyone was surprised to see that it really hurt Vegeta and Vegeta clutched his head in pain and went into the G.R shouting curses. Boy, I hate to think what Vegeta will do to Goten if Goten and Bra ever got married and had kids.........That's not all diary, ever since that day, the dead animals and odd threats came at Goten. Goten would always know that Vegeta was coming after him when he saw that shadow of Vegeta's hair.......(A/N: Kinda like Jeepers Creepers, when you hear Jeepers Creepers song, the monsters after you!)
*DAY 1; BRA'S DOUBTS*
Ok, here's the part with Bra. She has been trying to cook lately......trying. Of course, Bra was mad at Vegeta for a long time but she had to start getting her thoughts off Goten so she tried cooking classes anywayz. Bra called me on the phone and told me about how she wanted to try cooking lessons. I suggested the best cook that could teach her would be gramma Chi Chi, but then I remembered Goten.
"Ok. I need a cooking instructor! Please, Chi Chi will be a great cooking instructor, she can teach me at my house." she said to me on the phone.
I told her I'd ask her and gramma Chi Chi said yes in delight. Gramma got pots pans and ingredients for rice and chicken meal out to show Bra how to cook. After a few instructions, she let Bra try. When heating up the stove, Bra caught her gloves on fire but that wasn't the first and only accident: My grandma had to go use the restroom and she told Bra what to do and Bra tried doing it.
+ INSTRUCTION 1: Set water on stove to boil, have water on simmer. ACCIDENT: Bra set the water to boil but put water on High instead of simmer so she burned her fingers when testing water.
+ INSTRUCTION 2: Add rice to water and stir. ACCIDENT: Bra mistaked new box of rice for an old box of rice and let the old box in the water. The bad thing was: The old box had maggots in it! She descovers this later.
+ INSTRUCTION 3: When finished, seperate water from rice by using a drainer. ACCIDENT: Surprisingly, none.
+ INSTRUCTION 4: Enjoy your meal ^.^ ACCIDENT: Bra let grandma test her rice.......Grandma took a bite and discovered something moving in her mouth! She spit it out and shrieked when she saw the maggots. Bra smiled sheepishly and said it was an accident.
Grandma left the house after that, saying she had some shopping to do. I doubt it.....Bra ended up learning how to cook rice, kinda, but let the robots make the dinner from now on. I'm happy to say, I didn't end up eating that 'rice'.
*TRUNK'S DATE*
I am SO mad at Trunks about this, but, we do have to forget about each other sometime.Vegeta thought it would be a good idea if Trunks found someone else to take his mind off me so he put up an add in the paper, practically every girl responded and Trunks had interviwes with them! How lame is that? He finally decided on a girl, after hours and hours of girls, and took her to dinner. She turned out to be a ditzy red head with green eyes (I have nothing against red heads, I think I might of gotten more flames if I put blonde) she wore a black miniskirt with a red tanktop. Why Trunks picked her, I will never know if she looked that bad. I'm probably guessing that she had huge boobs or something. Anyway, at dinner all Trunks could do was stare at her body, he can be so perverted! She ended up asking a lot of questions about C.C and his bank account. Trunks stared at her the whole time, he didn't even know what she was saying. Then she asked him a question.
"What's your credit card number?" she asked stupidly. Pssh, like Trunks was gonna tell her.
"2364." he said still staring at her. I don't even think he relizes what he just said. She just kept standing up stretching her arms over her head (wonder why), bending over, stretching out her legs and then sitting on his lap while shaking her chest in his face. The whole time, he stared until she reached in his pants which took Trunks by surprise. Actually, she was looking for his wallet, which she soon found and Trunks had no idea what she was doing. He still didn't discover his wallet was missing until it was time to pay the bill and he actually ate a lot while looking at her. The total was huge, but he didn't have his wallet. The red head said she would pay for it and took money out of Trunks wallet. She gave Trunks a kiss on the lips and walked out and he STILL didn't know she took his wallet until a few minutes after she kissed him. He ran out the door and was trying to catch up to her when he saw her in his car because he left the keys in his wallet. Trunks turned SSJ as to not be discovered and took his wallet back.
I sincerily hope that Trunks learned something out of this. Never judge a girl by their boobs. Most of the time, they turn out sluts who are money hungry.
*MY BORING DAY*
Ok diary, this is what you've been waiting for, complete boredom. In the morning I trained, blew up rocks and went swimming in the lake. At about noon I ate, watched T.V, and then went on the interenet where I got all of this info I'm telling you. I only wish my day was as excitng as theirs. My hand REALLY REALLY hurts right now from writing all this and I shall tell you more tomorrow, but it's 11 at night and I'm going to bed. FUCK, my hand hurts! Crap, my fingers are cramped around the pencil!
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*A/N*
I spent a LONG time on this chapter. Next chapter will be Pan's diary of what happened the second day, then the third day then what happens when their bond is over. Ja ne ya'll.
