I got Reviews! So here is the next chapter!
The Slytherins sounded the retreat as they slowly rushed back to their common room. Quite a few of them holding their buttocks (A/N JKR's descp. For you) as they were chased by the Gryffindors and a screaming Ron
Draco Malfoy ran, into the Slytherin dorm.
'Dam! DAM! DAM!' he said as he stomped his foot in rhythm. He collapsed onto a sofa, as the other Slytherins came in. They took out the emergency medi-supplies and began to heal themselves.
Of course, for Crabbe and Goyle there was no cure…
Draco got up, he was late for a screwing date with Pansy. I'll feel better after that he told himself. Pansy, was a total slut, weak and pathetic who would do anything Draco told her. A smile lit his face as he went to the agreed room to meet her.
He opened the door, what he saw inside was enough to make him faint.
Pansy, leather, handcuffs, whip, gag, jello…
An evil smile came on Pansy's face as she put him in the full body bind
(A/N. Now I get who/why invented that spell… Oh yeah this bit is dedicated to a certain white ferret who likes to do this stuff, especially to Malfoy)
The last thing Draco thought as he saw the approaching mini-skirt was 'I'm dead'
Meanwhile at the owlery
Lupin rushed to tie the letter and package to a large barn owl. Sirius would be so happy he thought as the owl went on its way.
Meanwhile around the school the teachers were busy trying to find a cure. McGonagall had taken to patrol Snape's corridor while researching for the cause of the sudden madness.
Suddenly the potions master door burst open with a bang. The entire staff came running to see what had happened.
The smoke cleared slowly…
Snape ran out naked 'Eureka Eureka! I've done it!'
The staff was too shocked to say anything.
'I have invented it! I shall call it Viagaraserum!' he screamed while he danced around
'Um Severus' said Lupin finally
Snape stopped dancing and looked at his naked body. He turned beat root red under the gaze of Hooch, Traw, McGonagall, and the other female teachers. He ran back into his room and shut the door again.
'I'm never coming out!' he screamed.
Hermione was meanwhile at the library
'It's got to be here somewhere!' she wailed 'I saw it a month ago!'
She frantically started searching through all the books once again.
'It's so simple! Why doesn't every book have it?' Parvati said as she joined in the search
'Here look! I found it!' said Hermione excitedly
Parvati leaned over her shoulder to see the heading 'Vibarato Spell' on the page
Um, Sorry folks we can't switch to Malfoy, he's tied up with something.
Dumbledore's Office
Dumbledore is on his desk, ON.
McGonagall and Lupin walk in.
'I can't dance, I can't talk, the only thing about me is the way I walk'
Dumbledore was doing a cat-walk on his large oak desk.
'Headmaster, you have to shake this madness!' said McGonagall
'I'm mad, I'm mad and you know it' Dumbledore sang as he did a break dance on the table.
'For the love of God!' exclaimed Lupin
'and I would do anythin for love, I'd run to hell and back, da dum' Dumbledore sang
McGonagall giggled, he's kind off cute she thought.
'Christ!' said Lupin sitting down with his head in his hands
'What if god was one of us? A slob like one of us'
This is fun McGonagall thought.
'Fire' she said.
'You are… my fire, my one, desire'
Lupin moaned.
'Broom?'
'Hit me baby one more time, my loneliness is killing me, yeah yeah'
McGonagall giggled again.
'What are you doing?' Lupin asked.
'Shh, Night'
'Turn your thoughts away, from the garish light of day, turn your face away from cold unfeeling light and listen to the music of the night'
'Um, fly?'
'I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky, think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away'
Dumbledore flapped his arms and jumped out the window.
'NOOOOO!' screamed Lupin 'what have you done!' he said then to McGonagall
A/N: 50 points to who can correctly guess the names of the songs and artists mentioned in this fic, if by the next chapter someone had not got all of them right, then the one with the highest gets the points…
Author Notes: More on Snape and his new invention. Hermione makes a decision. Malfoy? Heh heh! What's going to happen to Dumbledore….
Please Review!
