A/N: The movie was me, myself and Irene! Nobody got it right (dam!)! Quite a few got American Pie Right though so ten points to all! :) thanks for all the reviews though! Love ya!
A shadow passed over the castle of Hogwarts as the Weasley madness spread through the hallways, driving people to lust and insanity. A contradiction within themselves, to realize the innermost being, which they have kept locked up, feared and worried about. Someday, it was to come out and such was the day today
Hermione Granger stalked through the hallways, her quick cat like eyes gleamed as the fire of the torchlight's bounced of them, sending shadows across the hallways.
She caught sight of a whiff of red hair, passing slowly through the maze that was Hogwarts. Her face broke into an eerie smile, the prey had at last been found. Parvati kept her distance from Hermione, least she suffer her wrath. But eagerly awaited the spoils of the kill…
Ron was moving through the hallways oblivious to the followers tracking his movement. A content smirk of revenge was on his face, reliving the moments again and again to get the maximum satisfaction.
Slytherin Common Room
Draco Malfoy looked down at his shoes. Slowly but, reluctantly the realization set in and with it came acceptance. So, my father is a transsexual cross dresser, who is in love with the biggest snake on earth, the thought was strangely comforting, after all he could have practiced inappropriate charms on goats…
Ginny and Harry scene
'Um, Gin' said Harry
'Yes, Vodka' replied Ginny
'What birth control measures are there in the wizarding world?' said Harry
'I'm not sure, I'm just a little girl, how am I supposed to know all this!' she said 'Never mind that! Who cares!'
The entire world of Harry of Potter came crashing suddenly around him.
Corridors of Hogwarts
'Ron Weasley is dead!' shouted Ron as he stalked the corridors 'And from his ashes has arisen a new divine Lord, I shall now be called THE INVADER! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAH!'
Suddenly there was a swoosh sound as a spell emanated from Hermione's wand and hit Ron squarely in the face. He collapsed into the full body bind sans mouth.
'Hermione!' said Ron surprised, being pulled out of his delusional state
But Hermione did not respond.
'Your soul is mine!' she screamed as she took out the potion from her robes 'Something I borrowed from Professor Snape'
Ron's eyes widened with fear, so this was the Professor's newest invention
Hermione stripped and started to screw Ron with great vigor, from behind Parvati joined in
'HELP! HELP!' screamed Ron, but the silencing charms around the room kept everything quiet. 'I'm being raped by two beautiful sexy women'
Wait a minute his mind thought, are you crazy Ron! Why are you screaming for help? Two women! Two extremely beautiful and sexy women! His groans changed to moans and a smile lit his face
'Here borrow my Vaseline' he said to Parvati
Harry and Ginny
'Do you realize what you have done?' screeched Harry 'You could get pregnant!'
'Oh! Goody! We could have little potters get married and live happily ever after' she chimed
'HELP ME OH GREAT LORD OF ALL GOODNESS AND SYMPATHY! HELP!!!!!!' screamed Harry to the heavens
'Well! You don't have a fuss so much over a change of nappies!' said Ginny
A voice from the heavens responded
'BTW aren't you catholic?'
'Um Maybe' said Harry
'Well then according to the law for Catholics, you can't use protection' the voice replied as it faded
'WHAT! NO NO NO I'm Buddhist I'm am a runaway monk who fled from the Monastery after screwing the king's daughter! I am currently in political asylum!' screamed Harry
'YOU HAD AN AFFAIR!' screamed Ginny into his ear 'SO WHO IS THIS "OTHER" GIRL?'
Draco Malfoy
Draco paced the room, his world slowly forming into some semblance of understanding around him. Voldemort was his father?
Then he was the heir of Slytherin!
'Sepensortia!' he cried, a snake emerged from his wand
'SWESSS RESSSS SSSS' he told it
It looked up at him with flashing eyes
'Your German accent is horrible' it said simply 'You should join a vocational class!'
Pansy Parkinson
'Hmm, now which one should I buy?' she said as she flipped through a magazine
'This would look good on Draco' she thought aloud 'But this would suit the occasion more'
'Decisions, Decisions' she mumbled to herself
She put down her copy of 'Witch Domina: Magical Mail Order Catalogue'
Fred and George Weasley
'Right, so we now both know our girlfriends are lesbians' he said gloomily
'Yeah' said George back equally gloomy
'There is a cloud around every silver lining' grumbled George
'And this lining was pretty thin' added Fred
'Maybe if we turned gay?' thought George
Fred suddenly looked at him with an expression of utmost disgust, contempt and sickness.
'Oh! Lord! Please I didn't say that aloud!' screamed George
Ginny and Harry
'God is watching us, god is watching us, god is watching us, from a distance (a great distance)…' sang Ginny while Harry screamed at the roof
Draco Malfoy
Draco fiddled with the seal of the letter. He was afraid to see its contents. His father had sent something, and Draco was not sure he wanted to know what it was. Slowly he opened the cover
Dear Drackie,
Voldie and I are to be married! I proposed and he accepted! (Well he hissed a lot and I took that as a yes). I am so excited! I can hardly sit down, I'm in seventh heaven. I am so glad that you support me. And I am so glad the rest of the death eaters treat me like a queen! It's so peculiar them fawning over me calling me your majesty!
Drackie there are many celebrations to prepare for! I have brought you a new pink dress robe, you will look so cute in it! with all those little dangling frills!
And Voldie agreed that you could be the maid of honor! I have this lovely white dress with flowers set out just for the day! I know you will follow in your mother's foot steps!. Anyway I have to go, Voldie is waiting… (wink wink)
Your loving mother,
Linda Malfoy (To be Mrs. Voldemort) (Was Lucius)
Draco at this point fainted and fell to the floor.
Snape
Snape slowly crept out of his dungeon.
'Dang! Blast! They had to see me naked' he grumbled
His mind was still reeling from the shock. But he would not hide, it was a genuine mistake!
Bah! Humbug!
He patrolled the hallway in his shinny new robes. He ignored the peculiar stares he was receiving from the students, especially the female ones.
News spreads fast, Bah! Humbug! Let them stare they will get over with it!
'Um Professor' said a Hupplepuff looking down at his privates
'What is it Mathews?' snapped Snape
Mathews said nothing but stared. Suddenly a cold feeling ran through Snape's spine.
He looked down; one thought ran through his mind 'Vigaraserum!'
A/N: Let see how many movie and song references you can find in this chapter! Review Please! (Note Reviews make my fingers move and write more crazy chapters! This is the face of evil, signing off until next time… MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!)
