A/N:
It's here, it's finally here!
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Fred and George
'Fred, I was meaning to tell you all along!' quickly explained George 'I have had a crush of Snape ever since second grade'
Fred started to sputter
'GEORGE TO YOU REALISE I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED WITH YOU FOR YEARS!' shouted Fred
'But, we're brothers! That's different!' replied George
'I CERTAINLY HOPE SO!' screeched Fred in return.
Draco Malfoy
Slowly the world came into focus for Mr. Malfoy. He opened his eyes one by one to see the ceiling of his dorm room. He looked around no one seemed to have seen him in this state.
He sighed with relief, my reputation is still intact. It was only when he got up, did he notice a new addition to his underwear…
A chastity belt…
Harry Potter
Harry paced up and down his face white.
'You could get an abortion' suggested Harry
'You would loose the anti-abortion campaigners from your fan list' reminded Ginny
'hmm your right, so we cut abortion' said Harry 'I could pretend I was not the father'
'Magical DNA Testing' said Ginny
'Good Point' said Harry 'ooh! What am I going to do?'
'I have I idea!' said Ginny
'What!' said Harry now completely exasperated
'Let's get drunk!' she squealed.
'Sigh, Pass the bottle…' said Harry
'Gin or Vodka?' asked Ginny conjuring up the bottles.
'Vodka, I've had enough Gin'
Snape
Snape stood red faced in a corridor full of giggling students.
Quick he thought my wand. There was a blur as Severus Snape expert dueler wand drawer and winner of the fastest wand first award took out his wand.
He muttered a quick spell to implement an illusion in front of him
'oh! Dear' he said aloud as a second later his clothes disappeared.
Pansy
Pansy was walking around the room a key in her hand
'Finally, security at its maximum!' she rubbed her hands with an evil look in her eyes.
Draco Malfoy
'Alohamora!'
'Alohamora!'
'ALOHAMORAAAAAA!!!!!' he screamed pointing to the chastity belt
Nothing happened.
'This is not good!' he exclaimed 'This is definitely not good'
Hermione and Ron
After finishing their sexual encounter and ousting Parvati from the group, Hermione and Ron lay on the floor of the corridor exhausted but satisfied (in case of Hermione for the time being).
'That was amazing' sighed Ron
'You ain't seen nothing yet' purred Hermione
'Later, babe' said Ron
'Don't call me "babe"' replied an angry Hermione
'Yeah whatever' said Ron
'I'll be back' said Hermione
'Where you going?' Ron asked
'To never never land' replied Hermione
'Where's that?' asked Ron
'At the end of the yellow brick road' said Hermione
'Which yellow brick road!' exclaimed Ron
'Somewhere over the rainbow' said Hermione
'Rainbow?' said a bewildered Ron
'hastalavista' said Hermione
'Hey wait!' said Ron
'For what?' asked Hermione
'The sound of music!' said Ron
'Music?' replied the now bewildered Hermione
'Yes, the music of the night' said Ron
'And where is this music?' asked Hermione
'Where eagles dare!' said Ron pointing upwards
'Wear what?' asked a confused Hermione 'I thought you were the man in black!'
'Perhaps, I've always wondered what lies beneath' replied Ron
'You can be sure it isn't a Mexican' she exclaimed
'ENOUGH OF THIS NONSESE!' screeched Ron
'I agree!' said Hermione her head clearing up slightly
'We have to solve the mystery!' said Ron
'Of what?' asked Hermione
'The mystery of the closet of secrets!' said Ron in a hushed voice
'You scared!' said Hermione with glee
'Am Not'
'Is to'
'Am NOT'
'Is to'
'Am not till infinity!'
'Is to to infinity + 1'
' + 2'
' + 3'
Pansy Parkinson
An owl arrived onto her bed.
She quickly opened the package labeled PRIVATE.
A frilly frock fell out of the package. With a note attached.
Dear Pansy,
I want my Drackie to learn to wear this. I have also enclosed an invitation for you to my wedding with Voldie. Bring Drackie along!
Love,
L. Malfoy
(Linda)
P.S. I do hope you are keeping him under control!
Pansy grinned. This was the result of a letter she had sent earlier. Now that she had Draco's father's er mother's support she could do anything!
A flipped a key in her hand.
'This will come in handy!' she smiled
Dumbloredore
McGonagall adjusted her hair and quickly got rid of all the evidence.
That was fun she thought, poor Dumblydoor!
'Does the spello-duct-tape hurt?' she asked in seductive voice
'MMMMmmmmHHMM!' came the answer
'Are you sure?' she added
'MMMAAAAMMM' he said again
'Alright then!' she said and walked out
'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM….!'
A/N:
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