Disclaimer: We admit that the charactes used in this story are, alas, not our invention and most of them are the works of JRR Tolkien so...yeah.... but they are slightly modified.
Author Notes- U have probably read Millions and billions of fanfics and if Ur like my bestfriend the Title "Lord of The Rings" causes quite an uproar. This is like any other fanfic except its written by me and my best friend and not anyone else. This is my first attempt at a fanfic so if you choose to mock my sometimes pitiful attempts do so all u want but Meghan's written tons so... Um... Ah..
(Meghan) You stole my word!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok we apologise now for the use of any naughty words, sexual references, Violence, slang, bad grammer, bad english, bad spelling, bad typing, lack of originality (but that won't happen often!), Bad, just bad, and we apologise for all those who miss out on having (meghan drools) Legolas. Megz got him coz she is DESPERATE!!!
(Meghan)Well.... no... ok, ok, so maybe I am...*sigh*
Anyway. The characters are based on us and our friends. Tab the great and moody Aiwa and Megz is Elfea.
Just a bit on our characters or more for what they are renowned for.
The young elf Legolas was renowned for his groupies.
The dashing hero and our favourite Hobbit Frodo for being able to call the worlds most bizarre hobbit uncle.
Our dwarven friend Gimli was reknowned for some shady attempts at courtship with Unicorns.
The big boss dude Aragon for dating elves he wasn't meant to.
The Hobbits, Pippin and Merry, for stealing things and on a regular basis assisting in some shifty business.
Prince Boromir was well known for his refusal to die.
Sam was well, he was the inventer of the rose.
And Gandalf was reknowned for his advances in the fields of love potions.
And OUR characters
Tigerlily won the World whining championship, with Pippin coming in a close second.
Ishtar the silent one
Luke is the hell gorgeous husband.
Elfea is a ditz
And Aiwa is a ditz too.
Sooo on to chapter one. Don't worry we won't have this everytime just when we feel like it.
Always Remember- Do people who spend $2 on little bottles of Evian drinking water know its "NAIVE" spelt backwards?
Luv
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Megz and Tabz
CHAPTER 1
The fellowship dropped into the seats that had obviosly been arranged for someone else.
"Oh my.. There's, like, a group of misfits in our seats. How rude.. We had them reserved."
"Come off it Aiwa. They look tired give them a break."
"Aiwa come on. We can get other seats."
"Tigerlily so can they and Elfea just...."
The fellowship looked up to find four people in front of them.
Frodo recovered first, "Oh are these your seats?"
Aiwa glared at the group, "Ah well they have our names on it so they must be yours."
Elfea gave Aiwa the glare of the *brutal axe murderer*, "Leave them alone. We can..." She paused, before grabbing Aiwa by the arm and pulling her to the side. "We should let them stay," She gestured to the group of inter-speciel misfits. "We could benifit from this."
"Yeah the dark haired hobbit is pretty cute," Aiwa said, "If I was drunk!"
"Not the hobbit, you moron!" Elfea gave her friend a hard look. "The Elf!!!" She adjusted her hair. "How do I look?"
"Your eyeliners running from the rain and your hair is all out of place and.... the ELF??"Aiwa looked at her best friend of like forever in disdain, "He's just scary I mean with all that blonde hair and he's well an elf!"
Elfea looked at Aiwa through her eyebrows and silently pointed at her ears.
"Hello. Can I sit down over there?" Tigerlily asked.
"SHUT UP!!!" Elfea and Aiwa yelled in Unison. The entire room went silent.
"Thankyou." Elfea said with the manner of a celebrity.
"Escuse me ladies. I would quite happily forgoe a chair if you would escort me to bed?" Bromir said dreamily.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Elfea, in fit of righteous wrath, slaped Boromir - hard - across the face.
"I'm hungry." Pippin intoned, "Can I steal some food. My skills need to be put to be practiced occasionally."
"I really want to sit down," Tigerlily whined.
"Boromir, I'm sure Elfea would happily escort you to bed if she can take the Elf too," Aiwa said with an evil grin.
Elfea gave Aiwa a withering look. "Mortals."
"Hey you don't deny it," Aiwa said, again glaring at the group of misfits, "Our seats!"
"Aiwa. I belive your date is here..."
"Elfea, it's no longer considered a date if you are married," Aiwa looked around the room, "Oh there's Luke. See you later Elfea. You know after you are done with the Elf!" She walked over to her tall, handsome husband and gave him a kiss. It lasted slightly longer than was neccesary.
"Mortals." Elfea glared aftter her friend. "Come back here, you coward!!" But it was too late. Aiwa was wrapped in Luke's arms. "Oh, Valar, not again!"
The fellowship looked on jealousy as Luke and Aiwa walked up the stairs.
"So," Boromir said happily, "Was your friend right?"
"Bastard," Elfea muttered. She turned to the elf. "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't catch your name..?"
"Legolas," the elf said, "And was your friend right, I mean about me."
"Umm... yes." Elfea murmered quietly. "Shame.." She whispered.
"What?'
"Nothing." She replied sweetly as she turned and walked up the stairs. Tigerlily and Ishtar followed.
Boromir stood up and took a few steps after them.
"No!" Aragon said, authoritively.
"That elf was pretty hot. What was her name? Elfea?" Legolas looked after her.
"Personally I liked Aiwa. Too bad she's married," Frodo turned to Aragon, "Can I kill her husband?"
"Do you think they know any unicorns?" Gimli asked.
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Aiwa pushed Luke out of bed.
"Are you awake yet?"
"No!"
"Come on! It's 4:30 already."
"What in the afternoon?" Luke asked as he jumped out of bed
"Course not silly. In the morning!"
Luke groaned and went back to sleep.
Aiwa threw his boots at him and walked out the door.
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"Ah." Elfea murmered knowingly as Aiwa walked into the dining hall, without Luke and looking vexed.
"What Ah? There is no ah to it. I married a male. Thats all the ah to it!"
"No, 'ah', as in.. you pulled the whole it's like 4:30 already' thing on him, didn't you?"
"How the hell did you know. I mean I try to start the day off with a laugh and the shit goes back to sleep!"
"Ha. Ha. Ha."
"Shut up I'm going back to bed. Is your room free?"
Elfea paused. "Ah."
Aiwa looked shocked, "You didn't?"
"What? Oh, unfortunately, no. You just may not be able to find your way out again if you go in there, is all."
Aiwa jumped as someone slipped a cloak over her shoulders.
"I'm sorry, sweetheart. I've gotten up now." Luke said regretfully.
Elfea made gagging noises. "Sweetheart?!"
"Do you want to go back to bed now?"
"Sure"
Elfea really did choke that time. "You mortals are disgusting."
Aiwa and Luke again went upstairs and the less said of that the better.
"I see you're friend has left you alone," Legolas said from behind Elfea.
Elfea jumped slightly, then turned. "Ah, yes, she has indeed. She made Luke get up too early. He's searching for retribution."
Legolas laughed at that.
"There's a seat over there, you know..." She pointed across the table.
"What only one seat?"
"Ah. Indeed. Only one seat. I'll just have to sit on your' lap then, won't I?"
"I can't see any problem with that."
Legolas went and sat in the chair next to the Frodo. Elfea, being the person she was, quite happily sat in his lap.
"So."
"Do you want breakfast or are you on some odd diet that makes no sense to males"
"Diet? Me? Shit no!"
"Soo. What do you want for breakfast?" Legolas asked the little miss that was sitting in his lap.
"Ummmm..... Food."
"Please tell me again why I am letting you sit in my lap?"
"Because. I'm sweet and cute and... Valar! Did I just say that aloud?"
Aiwa and Luke finally made an appearance. They wandered across the room and found a chair at the table.
Aiwa looked at Elfea with a really dopey look on her face.
"Ah." Elfea said.
"Yes and it's a good 'Ah' this time," Aiwa said happily
"Is it? It didn't tell me."
"Just shut up. Whats for breakfast?" Luke said from behind his dopey grin.
"Is that all you males think about?!"
Legolas looked at Elfea questionally.
"Food. I meant food." Elfea said quickly.
"Mmmm?"
"Gruel, most likely. Bleargh," Elfea said, disgusted.
"Even you can cook better than that, Elfea. I know Aiwa can," Luke said happily.
"I~Do~Not~Cook." Elfea growled. "Neither does Aiwa, for that matter. Not that we can't, we just don't."
"Ah.''
"You stole my word."
"So?"
"Okay, so what is for breakfast?" Aiwa asked, "We have to leave for Mordor by 6:00"
"Can I take my friend? I must get revenge. He stole my word. NOBODY steals my word." Elfea put on a feigned look of devestation.
"Stuff Breakfast, Elfea, clean up your room and get ready to leave," Aiwa said tiredly.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"That's a circular logic, Aiwa."
"Wow you can use those big words all by yourself. Now go clean your room," Aiwa said as she leaned back on Luke and closed her eyes.
"Yes, mother." Elfea said acidly, but made no move to leave.
"Elfea I am younger than you. So nah!"
"Oh, the pain!"
"Come on we have to leave by six and I don't have time to clean your room as well as mine and Lukes."
"Oh, well."
"Legolas, oh soon to be husband of my twisted friend, even though she has known you for but a day, would you be so kind as to escort her to Mordor?" Aiwa asked Legolas.
"Well I'm really sorry but I can't. You can tag along with us," Legolas said in an almost excited tone.
At this point Aragon decided to enter the conversation, " I thought we agreed I'd ask people to join the fellowship!"
"And who might you be? The King of Gondor?" Elfea said sarcastically.
"Yes...No," He said quickly, "Who told you?"
"You are? Shit!"
"We need to go!" Aiwa said finally grabbing Elfea by the collar. "We are leaving in an hour. MOVE!"
"Sorry. Can't." Elfea pointed to her cloak, which was caught under a chair. She could, of course, have lifted the chair and pulled out the cloak, but she didn't feel like doing anything useful.
Aiwa picked up Lukes sword and cut off the offending piece of cloak, "There happy now?"
Everyone looked stunned.
"Bitch! I liked that cloak!!!"
"Then get upstairs clean that goddamn room and I will fix it!"
"Fine." Elfea said acidly as she walked to the stairs.
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So what do u think? We NEEEEEED reviews!!!!!!
Author Notes- U have probably read Millions and billions of fanfics and if Ur like my bestfriend the Title "Lord of The Rings" causes quite an uproar. This is like any other fanfic except its written by me and my best friend and not anyone else. This is my first attempt at a fanfic so if you choose to mock my sometimes pitiful attempts do so all u want but Meghan's written tons so... Um... Ah..
(Meghan) You stole my word!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok we apologise now for the use of any naughty words, sexual references, Violence, slang, bad grammer, bad english, bad spelling, bad typing, lack of originality (but that won't happen often!), Bad, just bad, and we apologise for all those who miss out on having (meghan drools) Legolas. Megz got him coz she is DESPERATE!!!
(Meghan)Well.... no... ok, ok, so maybe I am...*sigh*
Anyway. The characters are based on us and our friends. Tab the great and moody Aiwa and Megz is Elfea.
Just a bit on our characters or more for what they are renowned for.
The young elf Legolas was renowned for his groupies.
The dashing hero and our favourite Hobbit Frodo for being able to call the worlds most bizarre hobbit uncle.
Our dwarven friend Gimli was reknowned for some shady attempts at courtship with Unicorns.
The big boss dude Aragon for dating elves he wasn't meant to.
The Hobbits, Pippin and Merry, for stealing things and on a regular basis assisting in some shifty business.
Prince Boromir was well known for his refusal to die.
Sam was well, he was the inventer of the rose.
And Gandalf was reknowned for his advances in the fields of love potions.
And OUR characters
Tigerlily won the World whining championship, with Pippin coming in a close second.
Ishtar the silent one
Luke is the hell gorgeous husband.
Elfea is a ditz
And Aiwa is a ditz too.
Sooo on to chapter one. Don't worry we won't have this everytime just when we feel like it.
Always Remember- Do people who spend $2 on little bottles of Evian drinking water know its "NAIVE" spelt backwards?
Luv
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Megz and Tabz
CHAPTER 1
The fellowship dropped into the seats that had obviosly been arranged for someone else.
"Oh my.. There's, like, a group of misfits in our seats. How rude.. We had them reserved."
"Come off it Aiwa. They look tired give them a break."
"Aiwa come on. We can get other seats."
"Tigerlily so can they and Elfea just...."
The fellowship looked up to find four people in front of them.
Frodo recovered first, "Oh are these your seats?"
Aiwa glared at the group, "Ah well they have our names on it so they must be yours."
Elfea gave Aiwa the glare of the *brutal axe murderer*, "Leave them alone. We can..." She paused, before grabbing Aiwa by the arm and pulling her to the side. "We should let them stay," She gestured to the group of inter-speciel misfits. "We could benifit from this."
"Yeah the dark haired hobbit is pretty cute," Aiwa said, "If I was drunk!"
"Not the hobbit, you moron!" Elfea gave her friend a hard look. "The Elf!!!" She adjusted her hair. "How do I look?"
"Your eyeliners running from the rain and your hair is all out of place and.... the ELF??"Aiwa looked at her best friend of like forever in disdain, "He's just scary I mean with all that blonde hair and he's well an elf!"
Elfea looked at Aiwa through her eyebrows and silently pointed at her ears.
"Hello. Can I sit down over there?" Tigerlily asked.
"SHUT UP!!!" Elfea and Aiwa yelled in Unison. The entire room went silent.
"Thankyou." Elfea said with the manner of a celebrity.
"Escuse me ladies. I would quite happily forgoe a chair if you would escort me to bed?" Bromir said dreamily.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Elfea, in fit of righteous wrath, slaped Boromir - hard - across the face.
"I'm hungry." Pippin intoned, "Can I steal some food. My skills need to be put to be practiced occasionally."
"I really want to sit down," Tigerlily whined.
"Boromir, I'm sure Elfea would happily escort you to bed if she can take the Elf too," Aiwa said with an evil grin.
Elfea gave Aiwa a withering look. "Mortals."
"Hey you don't deny it," Aiwa said, again glaring at the group of misfits, "Our seats!"
"Aiwa. I belive your date is here..."
"Elfea, it's no longer considered a date if you are married," Aiwa looked around the room, "Oh there's Luke. See you later Elfea. You know after you are done with the Elf!" She walked over to her tall, handsome husband and gave him a kiss. It lasted slightly longer than was neccesary.
"Mortals." Elfea glared aftter her friend. "Come back here, you coward!!" But it was too late. Aiwa was wrapped in Luke's arms. "Oh, Valar, not again!"
The fellowship looked on jealousy as Luke and Aiwa walked up the stairs.
"So," Boromir said happily, "Was your friend right?"
"Bastard," Elfea muttered. She turned to the elf. "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't catch your name..?"
"Legolas," the elf said, "And was your friend right, I mean about me."
"Umm... yes." Elfea murmered quietly. "Shame.." She whispered.
"What?'
"Nothing." She replied sweetly as she turned and walked up the stairs. Tigerlily and Ishtar followed.
Boromir stood up and took a few steps after them.
"No!" Aragon said, authoritively.
"That elf was pretty hot. What was her name? Elfea?" Legolas looked after her.
"Personally I liked Aiwa. Too bad she's married," Frodo turned to Aragon, "Can I kill her husband?"
"Do you think they know any unicorns?" Gimli asked.
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Aiwa pushed Luke out of bed.
"Are you awake yet?"
"No!"
"Come on! It's 4:30 already."
"What in the afternoon?" Luke asked as he jumped out of bed
"Course not silly. In the morning!"
Luke groaned and went back to sleep.
Aiwa threw his boots at him and walked out the door.
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"Ah." Elfea murmered knowingly as Aiwa walked into the dining hall, without Luke and looking vexed.
"What Ah? There is no ah to it. I married a male. Thats all the ah to it!"
"No, 'ah', as in.. you pulled the whole it's like 4:30 already' thing on him, didn't you?"
"How the hell did you know. I mean I try to start the day off with a laugh and the shit goes back to sleep!"
"Ha. Ha. Ha."
"Shut up I'm going back to bed. Is your room free?"
Elfea paused. "Ah."
Aiwa looked shocked, "You didn't?"
"What? Oh, unfortunately, no. You just may not be able to find your way out again if you go in there, is all."
Aiwa jumped as someone slipped a cloak over her shoulders.
"I'm sorry, sweetheart. I've gotten up now." Luke said regretfully.
Elfea made gagging noises. "Sweetheart?!"
"Do you want to go back to bed now?"
"Sure"
Elfea really did choke that time. "You mortals are disgusting."
Aiwa and Luke again went upstairs and the less said of that the better.
"I see you're friend has left you alone," Legolas said from behind Elfea.
Elfea jumped slightly, then turned. "Ah, yes, she has indeed. She made Luke get up too early. He's searching for retribution."
Legolas laughed at that.
"There's a seat over there, you know..." She pointed across the table.
"What only one seat?"
"Ah. Indeed. Only one seat. I'll just have to sit on your' lap then, won't I?"
"I can't see any problem with that."
Legolas went and sat in the chair next to the Frodo. Elfea, being the person she was, quite happily sat in his lap.
"So."
"Do you want breakfast or are you on some odd diet that makes no sense to males"
"Diet? Me? Shit no!"
"Soo. What do you want for breakfast?" Legolas asked the little miss that was sitting in his lap.
"Ummmm..... Food."
"Please tell me again why I am letting you sit in my lap?"
"Because. I'm sweet and cute and... Valar! Did I just say that aloud?"
Aiwa and Luke finally made an appearance. They wandered across the room and found a chair at the table.
Aiwa looked at Elfea with a really dopey look on her face.
"Ah." Elfea said.
"Yes and it's a good 'Ah' this time," Aiwa said happily
"Is it? It didn't tell me."
"Just shut up. Whats for breakfast?" Luke said from behind his dopey grin.
"Is that all you males think about?!"
Legolas looked at Elfea questionally.
"Food. I meant food." Elfea said quickly.
"Mmmm?"
"Gruel, most likely. Bleargh," Elfea said, disgusted.
"Even you can cook better than that, Elfea. I know Aiwa can," Luke said happily.
"I~Do~Not~Cook." Elfea growled. "Neither does Aiwa, for that matter. Not that we can't, we just don't."
"Ah.''
"You stole my word."
"So?"
"Okay, so what is for breakfast?" Aiwa asked, "We have to leave for Mordor by 6:00"
"Can I take my friend? I must get revenge. He stole my word. NOBODY steals my word." Elfea put on a feigned look of devestation.
"Stuff Breakfast, Elfea, clean up your room and get ready to leave," Aiwa said tiredly.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"That's a circular logic, Aiwa."
"Wow you can use those big words all by yourself. Now go clean your room," Aiwa said as she leaned back on Luke and closed her eyes.
"Yes, mother." Elfea said acidly, but made no move to leave.
"Elfea I am younger than you. So nah!"
"Oh, the pain!"
"Come on we have to leave by six and I don't have time to clean your room as well as mine and Lukes."
"Oh, well."
"Legolas, oh soon to be husband of my twisted friend, even though she has known you for but a day, would you be so kind as to escort her to Mordor?" Aiwa asked Legolas.
"Well I'm really sorry but I can't. You can tag along with us," Legolas said in an almost excited tone.
At this point Aragon decided to enter the conversation, " I thought we agreed I'd ask people to join the fellowship!"
"And who might you be? The King of Gondor?" Elfea said sarcastically.
"Yes...No," He said quickly, "Who told you?"
"You are? Shit!"
"We need to go!" Aiwa said finally grabbing Elfea by the collar. "We are leaving in an hour. MOVE!"
"Sorry. Can't." Elfea pointed to her cloak, which was caught under a chair. She could, of course, have lifted the chair and pulled out the cloak, but she didn't feel like doing anything useful.
Aiwa picked up Lukes sword and cut off the offending piece of cloak, "There happy now?"
Everyone looked stunned.
"Bitch! I liked that cloak!!!"
"Then get upstairs clean that goddamn room and I will fix it!"
"Fine." Elfea said acidly as she walked to the stairs.
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