DISCLAIMER: Wee, what fun. This is the part where we tell you all how insignificant and worthless we are. No, nothing you recognise from stuff written by Tolkien is ours, as the fact that it was written by Tolkien would suggest. Oh, We are just so witty. We do own Aiwa, Elfea, Ishtar, Tigerlilly, umm... and Luke. Weee! The power. Steal them and we'll flay you.
(Tab) No Megz i wish I owned luke!
(megz) And I wish I owned Legolas. But you can't always get what you want. :(
(tab) Chicken noodle stirfry is really yummy


Writing type peoples Note: Ok, so we kow we're the only ones who've reveiwed this fic, but we don't give a damn and as punishment you shall be forced to endure this entire story, ha, ha, haha. Ha. Basically, in this chap, marvelous Chapter 2 (origionally named and everyting), stuff will happen, a character will die and carnage, blood, blood, rejoicing.
Ok we apologise now for the use of any naughty words, sexual references, Violence, slang, snogging, pashing, kissing, dirty old men, abuse of unicorns, any stereotypical words used, any random plots, any cliches, any hungry hippos, any stupid comments, corny jokes, meghan & tabithaesque humour, fleas, unexplained explosions, plotholes you could fit large cities into, sugarrrr abuse, accidental crosses in which HP characters end up in here, abuse of yaks, high elephants, gruesome deaths that really needn't of happened, lack of sugarrrr abuse, bad grammer (stupid english language), bad english, bad spelling (just say it aloud. Its spelt how it sounds!), bad typing, lack of originality (but that won't happen often!), Bad, just bad, and we apologise for all those who miss out on having (meghan drools) Legolas. If u discover anything we have missed please feel free to flame originally! And use ur login name so we can give u "constructive" criticismmshdtaf (the ideas there).
P.S why are you even reading the A/N anyway?

Ok, if our A/N was better than the actual chapter, please don't inform us as we're quite happy staying innocent.
Always Remember- Go now and fill another room in hell.
Luv
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Chapter 2 (how original!)

"Are we there yet?" Tigerlily whined.
Aiwa spun around on her horse so fast she nearly fell off but was caught by... Luke.
Elfea could be heard making barfing noises not to far behind.
Aiwa turned to Tigerlily, "No"
"Will we be there in the next hour?" Tigerlily whined, again.
Elfea closed her eyes in resignation, "No."
"Will we get there by lunch?" Tigerlily whined... again.
"No," Luke closed his eyes and slid off his horse. He landed in the dirt, "Fuck this."
Aiwa stopped and pretended to trample him, "Oi, you stupid git, you trying to break my horse's shoe?"
Luke didn't utter a word as he wordlessly got back on his horse.
Elfea laughed as she saw his ears turn a frightfully bright shade of red.
"Will we be there by tea?" Tigerlily whined..... again.
Ishtar shook her head.
"Will we be there today?" Tigerlily whined....... again.
"No and if you don't shut up you will never make it." Legolas muttered darkly.
"Will we be there by breakfast?" Tigerlily whined......... again.
"Neigh."
Everyone stoped and looked at Gimli in obvious confusion.
"I'm a unicorn!" he yelled as he ran off into the sunset.
Aiwa looked at Aragorn, "Is he always like that?"
"Well, that has to be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen," Elfea commented, "And I've seen alot of weird shit in my time."
"Elfea, watch your fucking language." Aiwa shook her head in disdain.
Aragorn looked pissed off, "You asked me a question do you want to hear the answer?"
"Maybe, but then again if I say I do and I don't like the answer I'll never be able to take back the question, will I?" Aiwa inquired.
Aragorn looked confused and rode off.
Aiwa looked at her shoes, "I think I upset him."

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Legolas helped Elfea off her horse.
It was now Aiwa's turn to make barfing noises.
Luke came up behind her, "Are you feeling ill?"
"Coughmoroncough," Elfea muttered in Lukes' direction.
"Coughsinglecough," Aiwa muttered in Elfea's direction. She turned to Luke. "No, honey," she said with a smirk in Elfea's direction, "I'm feeling a little hungry is all. I'm sure you can cook better than me or Elfea."
Elfea's insane laughter could be heard throughout the clearing.
Aiwa looked amused, but said nothing.
Frodo, Pippin and Merry grabbed packs off the horses setting up camp.
"So, Pippin, is it true you like that Tigerlily, chic?" Frodo asked making conversation.
Pippin looked at his feet, "I was soo drunk when I said that."
Merry looked at Pippin and laughed, gaylee, "Sure, mate, but you were obviousely not so drunk that you don't remember saying it."
Aragorn came came up behind them all, laughing hysterically. "Yousa knows dat chic whos has thers pointy yuears?" he asked obviousely totally sloshed.
Frodo looked at Aragorn, "Ale, Whiskey, Port, Wine, Vodka, Spirit's, Mai Tai, Liquer or Mead. I don't care what it is but I really need to get shit faced."
Aragorn leaned forward and threw up on Frodo.
Merry and Pippin tried to muffle their laughter behind coughing fits. Pippin fell into the newly lit fire.
"Fuck, this, fucken, fire," he muttered as he rolled on the ground trying to put out his clothes.
Merry pulled Pippin into a standing position and threw a bucket of water over him.
"My Gawd," Frodo mumbled darkly, "If I hang around you guys for much longer I'm going to need to get shit faced every day."
Boromir laughed from his position on his horse.
Luke and Aiwa reappeared from behind some bushes.
The Forest of Lothlorien looked dark and gloomy around them.
The two elves in the party, however, were looking around with expressions that were nothing short of awe.
Something rustled in the leaves around them.
Aiwa and Elfea moved towards their packs to grab their bows.
Luke looked at Aiwa in shock, "You never told me you knew how to use a bow!"
Aiwa and Elfea looked at him in disdain. "You never told me you knew how to use a bow!" They mimiked.
Luke looked at his feet, "Aiwa, I though we settled this yesterday before breakfast. I'm really sorry I didn't get up when you asked me to but..."
"Shhhh," Legolas muttered, "There is someone in the bushes."
Aiwa shook her head and grabbed Luke by the arm dragging him towards the noise.
Elfea blinked, shrugged, and followed suite, grabbing Legolas by the arm.
Aiwa waved her bow a head of her. She let Lukes arm go so she could draw her bow.
Elfea drew her bow, lighting the arrow with a blue flame by using a single word. "Nar,"
She muttered.
Luke drew his sword as he and Legolas stepped infront of the 'ladies'.
Elfea being the pushy little miss she was pushed Luke aside.
She growled as Legolas picked her up and flung her over his shoulder walking back towards the camp.
Aiwa muffled a laugh. She raised her bow and moved the brush aside to reveal....


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A/N- and so ends chapter 2. We coulkd keep going but cliff hangers are so much fun!
Isn't a-n-s-w-e-r a funky word. I mean it is spelt so weirdly!
We're original, talented, funny and high on the blood of the innocent!