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Tedious thing written by someone that can type & speak english at the same time:
We admit there has been a lack of snoggng but an awful lot of 'implied' snogging so... We might actually include some snogging one of these days! And as promised in Chapter 2 we might even tell you who's dead.
We apologise now for the use of any naughty words, sexual references, Violence, slang, snogging, pashing, kissing, dirty old men, abuse of unicorns, any stereotypical words used, any random plots, any cliches, any hungry hippos, any stupid comments, corny jokes, meghan & tabithaesque humour, fleas, unexplained explosions, plotholes you could fit large cities into, sugarrrr abuse, accidental crosses in which HP characters end up in here, pointless use of dots, abuse of yaks, high elephants, gruelsome deaths that really needn't of happened, lack of sugarrrr abuse, bad grammer (stupid english language), bad english, bad spelling (just say it aloud. Its spelt how it sounds!), bad typing, invented words, lack of originality (but that won't happen often!), Bad, just bad, and we apologise for all those who miss out on having Legolas.
We swear alot, don't we? Hahah.
Always Remermber- We are not bitches
We are the bitches
And thats Miss Bitches to you!
Luv
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Tabz and Megz
Chapter 4- Hangovers.
Elfea woke up beside Legolas. She remembered nothing of the night before. Her head was pounding and her stomach heaved.
She stood up and ran to find some privacy.
Aiwa awoke to the sound of her friend throwing up. She smiled evily. If Elfea got sloshed she should deal with the consequences.
As her friend continued to throw up for extended period of time she got a tad worried and untangled herself from Luke.
She dressed quickly and walked towards the sound of barfing.
Elfea was on her hands and knees being rather, violently ill.
She stoped throwing up and wiped her mouth.
Aiwa smirked, "How many times have I told you not to get totally sloshed. Why the hell do you think me and Luke got married?"
Elfea looked shocked.
Aiwa laughed, "Ditz. No nothing like that. One of us gets sloshed and the other one stays, 'sober'.....ish."
Elfea shook her head.
"Looks like you won't have a problem with that anymore. Gotta love the size of your rock."
Elfea gazed stupidly at her hand. Her vision was kind of blurry. "What?" She mumbled, uncomprehending.
"That was my first thought as well," Aiwa muttered darkly, "When Luke and I got back last night we saw you, and your rock, asleep with Legolas. I'm sure your mother will approve, although she might be slightly put out that you didn't invite her to the wedding!"
"Oh-oh."
Aiwa said nothing as she turned and walked back to the camp.
Elfea shrugged. "Ah, well. Could've done worse."
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Legolas looked at Aiwa uncomprehensivily. "I DID WHAT?"
"You heard me, bucko, you married Elfea and you well..."
Legolas continued to look disbelieving.
"You know you two..." Aiwa shook her head, "You should see the rock you gave her. It's almost as big as mine!"
"Oh. That's good, I suppose."
"You suppose? YOU SUPPOSE! THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!! DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER LAST NIGHT?" Aiwa screeched at the top of her lungs.
"Vagueley, yes. And it is good. Don't yell. My head hurts."
"I hate to inform you but you deserve it and don't be so blaisè about marrying my friend this is serious!"
"I know that." Legolas said, trying to avoid saying anything.
"You shut the hell up and listen to me! I don't care if you were fucking royalty, I will rip you limb from fucking limb if you ever upset her! She has been my best friend since I was little! Stop being so fucking, shity blaisè about the whole fucking thing!" Aiwa continued to yell.
"Sorry...."
"You listen to me you rat-faced, little, turd! You better have some fucking answers awfully fucking soon or I will show how good I am at Archery and I won't be aiming for an apple on your head!"
Legolas looked a bit worried. "I can't remember....."
Aiwa stood still and screamed obsenities at Legolas for a while. Luke came up behind her and dragged her away. "This isn't fucking over you elvish piece of cow shit!"
Legolas dutifully stood up, fell over, stood up again and went off to look for Elfea.
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Virginia woke up beside Draco. She pushed him away as she stretched and got out of the tent.
Aiwa was being held back by Luke, while Legolas walked seemingly aimlessly around the camp.
Virginia shook her head. She was instantly struck with what a bad idea that was as she ran to find some privacy to remove the little that was in her stomach.
Draco woke up, feeling distinctly unaffected by the enormous amount of alcohol he had consumed the night before. "How disappointing," He muttered, then realised that Ginny was missing. He got up, swayed slightly, and went off to find her.
Ginny was on her hands and knees just outside the tent. Draco watched her for a brief while. He watched her retching up the contents of her stomach.
Draco started to feel a bit guilty due to his own lack of illness. "Are you ok, Gin?" He called.
Ginny lifted her head briefly before returning to retching.
"Oh, dear." Draco murmured, and walked over to... well, stand over her and watch her throw up, basically.
Ginny continued retching for quite some time. He looked at her, obviousely worried.
"That can't be comfortable." Draco murmured as Ginny continued to relieve herself of the content of her stomach. He sighed.
Draco looked at Ginny's retching figure and got rather distinctly worried. "Aiwa, " he called towards the camp, "Shit! Aiwa, Elfea, Luke, Legolas, whoever get over here Gin's sick!"
Aiwa and Luke walked over to where Draco stood and Virginia retched. Aiwa looked very miffed indeed.
"Why the hell did you want my help? What's my help to you?" Aiwa sneered.
"I'm worried about Ginny. She's sick."
Luke looked at Virginia. She did look rather ill.
Aiwa shook her head, "How long has she been..... removing the contents of her stomach, " Aiwa said delicately.
"About.... Forty minutes..." Draco said. "Should I be worried, because I am."
Aiwa looked at Draco and then at Ginny and then back to Draco, "How much did she have to drink last night?"
Draco paused. "Not that much, actually. Not as much as Elfea."
"Well-if-you-knew-how-much-Elfea-had-drunk-why-didn't-you-stop-her-marrying-Legolas?" Aiwa asked tightly.
Luke elbowed her in the ribs, "Virginia throwing up over there remember?"
Draco looked a bit shocked. "Married? How?" He paused. "Ginny's sick. Shouldn't we be focusing on her right now?"
Aiwa turned away and breathed deeply for a few moments. She swore explosively, "That-Little-Fucking-Shit..."
She turned back to Draco and her face was calm.
"Well...?"
Aiwa shook her head and gave Draco the glare of *Brutal Axe Murder*, "Fine get her back into the tent and on a bed."
"But......." Draco slumped. "Oh, alright... but..."
Draco went to Ginny and picked her up. She threw up on his chest and he dropped her in shock.
Luke laughed.
Aiwa gave him a disdainful look. "Ok... now you pick her up... and you don't drop her.... and you walk while still carrying her and then you place, I repeat place, her down on the bed"
Draco picked up Ginny, muttered a quick apology and walked off, carefully to the tent.
Aiwa shook her head. "Luke, why the hell am I doing this? Has my brain taken a leave of absense?"
"Do you really want me to answer that?" Was his reply.
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Frodo rolled over and stood up. He was on the floor quite a way from his tent. He rubbed his temples and licked his lips. He went in search of something to drink. He looked up to see a vomit covered Draco carrying a slightly less covered Virginia.
He laughed. He then immediately regreted it as his head started pounding again.
He walked towards the fire at the centre of the camp.
Pippin and Merry were frying potatoes and tomatoes. Aragorn was reclining with a beer in hand. Ishtar was sitting quietly drinking a cup of tea.
Frodo saw a small pot of tea boiling on the fire. He grabbed a cup and filled it to the brim.
Pippin looked at Frodo, "So do you regret getting pissed last night?"
Frodo shook his head, "I haven't got drunk in yonks!"
Merry laughed, "Pippin does. He woke up nude in ditch down the road!"
Pippin went red, "I so did not!"
"You did!"
"I didn't!"
"You did!"
"I didn't!"
"Fine!" Merry looked at Pippin, "So have you seen that Tigerlily of late?"
Pippin went red and stalked off. Leaving Merry to make breakfast himself.
Merry shook his head and looked at Frodo, "Give us a hand here, mate. That is if you want breakfast."
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Aiwa looked at Virginia.
Virginia threw up over the edge of the bed.
"Draco, what did Virginia drink last night?" Aiwa asked shaking her head. She couldn't figure out why Virginia was so sick.
"Same as me. Some Ale, Liquer, Spirit, Port, a couple of MaiTai's and some Vodka."
Aiwa shook her head, "My best guess is that she ate or drank something that doesn't agree with her. She should be okay by then end of the day. Just make sure she has heaps to drink. Water I mean."
Virginia leaned over the edge of the bed and threw up again.
Aiwa rolled her eyes, "Draco I think it's time we have a little chat."
Draco and Aiwa stepped outside.
"Draco has Virginia eaten anything odd before we found you?"
Draco looked blank, "Not that I can think of. We both ate the same things."
"Like what?" Aiwa inquired.
Draco closed his eyes in thought, "Chicken, Caeser Salad the night before you found us. Roast Pork (YECK) and roast vegetables the night before that. Sausages and mashed potatoes for lunches and coffee for breakfast. That's about all I can remember."
Aiwa laughed, "You guys are eating better than us. How did you get the food?"
Draco looked at Aiwa and pulled his wand out of his pocket.
Aiwa blushed, "Fine be like that!"
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A/N the end of Chapter 4 now walk out the door! Ok if ur fav character was in this chap don't worry it wasn't them that died.
Tedious thing written by someone that can type & speak english at the same time:
We admit there has been a lack of snoggng but an awful lot of 'implied' snogging so... We might actually include some snogging one of these days! And as promised in Chapter 2 we might even tell you who's dead.
We apologise now for the use of any naughty words, sexual references, Violence, slang, snogging, pashing, kissing, dirty old men, abuse of unicorns, any stereotypical words used, any random plots, any cliches, any hungry hippos, any stupid comments, corny jokes, meghan & tabithaesque humour, fleas, unexplained explosions, plotholes you could fit large cities into, sugarrrr abuse, accidental crosses in which HP characters end up in here, pointless use of dots, abuse of yaks, high elephants, gruelsome deaths that really needn't of happened, lack of sugarrrr abuse, bad grammer (stupid english language), bad english, bad spelling (just say it aloud. Its spelt how it sounds!), bad typing, invented words, lack of originality (but that won't happen often!), Bad, just bad, and we apologise for all those who miss out on having Legolas.
We swear alot, don't we? Hahah.
Always Remermber- We are not bitches
We are the bitches
And thats Miss Bitches to you!
Luv
{\o/}
*/*\*
Tabz and Megz
Chapter 4- Hangovers.
Elfea woke up beside Legolas. She remembered nothing of the night before. Her head was pounding and her stomach heaved.
She stood up and ran to find some privacy.
Aiwa awoke to the sound of her friend throwing up. She smiled evily. If Elfea got sloshed she should deal with the consequences.
As her friend continued to throw up for extended period of time she got a tad worried and untangled herself from Luke.
She dressed quickly and walked towards the sound of barfing.
Elfea was on her hands and knees being rather, violently ill.
She stoped throwing up and wiped her mouth.
Aiwa smirked, "How many times have I told you not to get totally sloshed. Why the hell do you think me and Luke got married?"
Elfea looked shocked.
Aiwa laughed, "Ditz. No nothing like that. One of us gets sloshed and the other one stays, 'sober'.....ish."
Elfea shook her head.
"Looks like you won't have a problem with that anymore. Gotta love the size of your rock."
Elfea gazed stupidly at her hand. Her vision was kind of blurry. "What?" She mumbled, uncomprehending.
"That was my first thought as well," Aiwa muttered darkly, "When Luke and I got back last night we saw you, and your rock, asleep with Legolas. I'm sure your mother will approve, although she might be slightly put out that you didn't invite her to the wedding!"
"Oh-oh."
Aiwa said nothing as she turned and walked back to the camp.
Elfea shrugged. "Ah, well. Could've done worse."
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Legolas looked at Aiwa uncomprehensivily. "I DID WHAT?"
"You heard me, bucko, you married Elfea and you well..."
Legolas continued to look disbelieving.
"You know you two..." Aiwa shook her head, "You should see the rock you gave her. It's almost as big as mine!"
"Oh. That's good, I suppose."
"You suppose? YOU SUPPOSE! THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!! DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER LAST NIGHT?" Aiwa screeched at the top of her lungs.
"Vagueley, yes. And it is good. Don't yell. My head hurts."
"I hate to inform you but you deserve it and don't be so blaisè about marrying my friend this is serious!"
"I know that." Legolas said, trying to avoid saying anything.
"You shut the hell up and listen to me! I don't care if you were fucking royalty, I will rip you limb from fucking limb if you ever upset her! She has been my best friend since I was little! Stop being so fucking, shity blaisè about the whole fucking thing!" Aiwa continued to yell.
"Sorry...."
"You listen to me you rat-faced, little, turd! You better have some fucking answers awfully fucking soon or I will show how good I am at Archery and I won't be aiming for an apple on your head!"
Legolas looked a bit worried. "I can't remember....."
Aiwa stood still and screamed obsenities at Legolas for a while. Luke came up behind her and dragged her away. "This isn't fucking over you elvish piece of cow shit!"
Legolas dutifully stood up, fell over, stood up again and went off to look for Elfea.
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Virginia woke up beside Draco. She pushed him away as she stretched and got out of the tent.
Aiwa was being held back by Luke, while Legolas walked seemingly aimlessly around the camp.
Virginia shook her head. She was instantly struck with what a bad idea that was as she ran to find some privacy to remove the little that was in her stomach.
Draco woke up, feeling distinctly unaffected by the enormous amount of alcohol he had consumed the night before. "How disappointing," He muttered, then realised that Ginny was missing. He got up, swayed slightly, and went off to find her.
Ginny was on her hands and knees just outside the tent. Draco watched her for a brief while. He watched her retching up the contents of her stomach.
Draco started to feel a bit guilty due to his own lack of illness. "Are you ok, Gin?" He called.
Ginny lifted her head briefly before returning to retching.
"Oh, dear." Draco murmured, and walked over to... well, stand over her and watch her throw up, basically.
Ginny continued retching for quite some time. He looked at her, obviousely worried.
"That can't be comfortable." Draco murmured as Ginny continued to relieve herself of the content of her stomach. He sighed.
Draco looked at Ginny's retching figure and got rather distinctly worried. "Aiwa, " he called towards the camp, "Shit! Aiwa, Elfea, Luke, Legolas, whoever get over here Gin's sick!"
Aiwa and Luke walked over to where Draco stood and Virginia retched. Aiwa looked very miffed indeed.
"Why the hell did you want my help? What's my help to you?" Aiwa sneered.
"I'm worried about Ginny. She's sick."
Luke looked at Virginia. She did look rather ill.
Aiwa shook her head, "How long has she been..... removing the contents of her stomach, " Aiwa said delicately.
"About.... Forty minutes..." Draco said. "Should I be worried, because I am."
Aiwa looked at Draco and then at Ginny and then back to Draco, "How much did she have to drink last night?"
Draco paused. "Not that much, actually. Not as much as Elfea."
"Well-if-you-knew-how-much-Elfea-had-drunk-why-didn't-you-stop-her-marrying-Legolas?" Aiwa asked tightly.
Luke elbowed her in the ribs, "Virginia throwing up over there remember?"
Draco looked a bit shocked. "Married? How?" He paused. "Ginny's sick. Shouldn't we be focusing on her right now?"
Aiwa turned away and breathed deeply for a few moments. She swore explosively, "That-Little-Fucking-Shit..."
She turned back to Draco and her face was calm.
"Well...?"
Aiwa shook her head and gave Draco the glare of *Brutal Axe Murder*, "Fine get her back into the tent and on a bed."
"But......." Draco slumped. "Oh, alright... but..."
Draco went to Ginny and picked her up. She threw up on his chest and he dropped her in shock.
Luke laughed.
Aiwa gave him a disdainful look. "Ok... now you pick her up... and you don't drop her.... and you walk while still carrying her and then you place, I repeat place, her down on the bed"
Draco picked up Ginny, muttered a quick apology and walked off, carefully to the tent.
Aiwa shook her head. "Luke, why the hell am I doing this? Has my brain taken a leave of absense?"
"Do you really want me to answer that?" Was his reply.
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Frodo rolled over and stood up. He was on the floor quite a way from his tent. He rubbed his temples and licked his lips. He went in search of something to drink. He looked up to see a vomit covered Draco carrying a slightly less covered Virginia.
He laughed. He then immediately regreted it as his head started pounding again.
He walked towards the fire at the centre of the camp.
Pippin and Merry were frying potatoes and tomatoes. Aragorn was reclining with a beer in hand. Ishtar was sitting quietly drinking a cup of tea.
Frodo saw a small pot of tea boiling on the fire. He grabbed a cup and filled it to the brim.
Pippin looked at Frodo, "So do you regret getting pissed last night?"
Frodo shook his head, "I haven't got drunk in yonks!"
Merry laughed, "Pippin does. He woke up nude in ditch down the road!"
Pippin went red, "I so did not!"
"You did!"
"I didn't!"
"You did!"
"I didn't!"
"Fine!" Merry looked at Pippin, "So have you seen that Tigerlily of late?"
Pippin went red and stalked off. Leaving Merry to make breakfast himself.
Merry shook his head and looked at Frodo, "Give us a hand here, mate. That is if you want breakfast."
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Aiwa looked at Virginia.
Virginia threw up over the edge of the bed.
"Draco, what did Virginia drink last night?" Aiwa asked shaking her head. She couldn't figure out why Virginia was so sick.
"Same as me. Some Ale, Liquer, Spirit, Port, a couple of MaiTai's and some Vodka."
Aiwa shook her head, "My best guess is that she ate or drank something that doesn't agree with her. She should be okay by then end of the day. Just make sure she has heaps to drink. Water I mean."
Virginia leaned over the edge of the bed and threw up again.
Aiwa rolled her eyes, "Draco I think it's time we have a little chat."
Draco and Aiwa stepped outside.
"Draco has Virginia eaten anything odd before we found you?"
Draco looked blank, "Not that I can think of. We both ate the same things."
"Like what?" Aiwa inquired.
Draco closed his eyes in thought, "Chicken, Caeser Salad the night before you found us. Roast Pork (YECK) and roast vegetables the night before that. Sausages and mashed potatoes for lunches and coffee for breakfast. That's about all I can remember."
Aiwa laughed, "You guys are eating better than us. How did you get the food?"
Draco looked at Aiwa and pulled his wand out of his pocket.
Aiwa blushed, "Fine be like that!"
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A/N the end of Chapter 4 now walk out the door! Ok if ur fav character was in this chap don't worry it wasn't them that died.
