A/N This is gonna be another one of my majorly cheesy fics.
Disclaimer: Characters are J.K. Rowling's; the song is Nelly's. It's called Hot in Herre.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....
*
For a Welcome feast, it was the hottest one ever. "Something must be wrong." Hermione said to Ron
and Harry. But inside Hermione was thinking, 'It's because Ron's in here.' She smiled a little.
*
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
*
'He definatly has a nice booty. I wish I knew how to flirt so he would notice me.' She thought
taking a bite of her chicken wing. 'Good grief, Hermione, you know everything else, why can't you
know how to flirt!' He smiled at Ron. He smiled back.
*
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them G's
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
*
The Feast had ended as quickly as it had begun. Hermione and here "heathens" got up and headed
over to the common room.
*
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
*
As soon as they got into the common room Hermione excused herself and went to her room. She DID
have something up her sleeve.
*
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use
*
'Maybe we could go to the Yule Ball together. If I learned how to booty dance...' her thoughts
were cut off by Parvati and Lavender walking into the room. She wanted to touch him, to hold
him.
*
I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
*
Hermione took her clothes off and changed into some pjs that wouldn't keep her too hot that night.
"It is soooo hot." Lavender said.
"That's the truth." Parvati agreed.
Hermione grinned as she lay down.
*
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
*
Meanwhile... (in the common room)
Harry and Ron were talking. "Look what I've snuck in." Ron said, pulling our a bottle of sherry.
"What good will that do us?" Harry asked. "I mean I may be famous but what good will that do
us?"
Ron shrugged and put in back in his robes.
*
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
*
Harry suddenly remembered the time when they took the flying car to school.
*
Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, all on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant loose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
*
"Damn! Why is it so hot?" Ron exclaimed pulling of his robes.
*
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt gettin big"
*
Back in the girls dorm...
Lavender had turned on some music. So the tree girls danced. Hermione looked in the mirror.
"Hey girls, I think my butt's getting big!" she said. Lavender and Parvati thought that
was the most hilarious thing they had ever heard.
*
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
*
Back in the common room...
Ron and Harry decided to go to their room. They both changed into pjs where they wouldn't get so
hot.
*
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a fo' in the basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
*
"This year we are definatly gonna do something, I don't know what it is yet, but we're gonna do
it." Ron said leaving Harry a little confused.
*
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes
Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms
*
It was still hot when everyone went to bed. Harry feel asleep thinking about how awful it would
be if Voldemort showed up again. Ron went to sleep well he really doesn't think. And Hermione
was thinking about Ron.
*
A/N Sorry this is soo gay. I tried.
Disclaimer: Characters are J.K. Rowling's; the song is Nelly's. It's called Hot in Herre.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....
*
For a Welcome feast, it was the hottest one ever. "Something must be wrong." Hermione said to Ron
and Harry. But inside Hermione was thinking, 'It's because Ron's in here.' She smiled a little.
*
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
*
'He definatly has a nice booty. I wish I knew how to flirt so he would notice me.' She thought
taking a bite of her chicken wing. 'Good grief, Hermione, you know everything else, why can't you
know how to flirt!' He smiled at Ron. He smiled back.
*
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them G's
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
*
The Feast had ended as quickly as it had begun. Hermione and here "heathens" got up and headed
over to the common room.
*
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
*
As soon as they got into the common room Hermione excused herself and went to her room. She DID
have something up her sleeve.
*
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use
*
'Maybe we could go to the Yule Ball together. If I learned how to booty dance...' her thoughts
were cut off by Parvati and Lavender walking into the room. She wanted to touch him, to hold
him.
*
I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
*
Hermione took her clothes off and changed into some pjs that wouldn't keep her too hot that night.
"It is soooo hot." Lavender said.
"That's the truth." Parvati agreed.
Hermione grinned as she lay down.
*
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
*
Meanwhile... (in the common room)
Harry and Ron were talking. "Look what I've snuck in." Ron said, pulling our a bottle of sherry.
"What good will that do us?" Harry asked. "I mean I may be famous but what good will that do
us?"
Ron shrugged and put in back in his robes.
*
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
*
Harry suddenly remembered the time when they took the flying car to school.
*
Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, all on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant loose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
*
"Damn! Why is it so hot?" Ron exclaimed pulling of his robes.
*
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt gettin big"
*
Back in the girls dorm...
Lavender had turned on some music. So the tree girls danced. Hermione looked in the mirror.
"Hey girls, I think my butt's getting big!" she said. Lavender and Parvati thought that
was the most hilarious thing they had ever heard.
*
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
*
Back in the common room...
Ron and Harry decided to go to their room. They both changed into pjs where they wouldn't get so
hot.
*
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a fo' in the basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
*
"This year we are definatly gonna do something, I don't know what it is yet, but we're gonna do
it." Ron said leaving Harry a little confused.
*
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes
Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms
*
It was still hot when everyone went to bed. Harry feel asleep thinking about how awful it would
be if Voldemort showed up again. Ron went to sleep well he really doesn't think. And Hermione
was thinking about Ron.
*
A/N Sorry this is soo gay. I tried.
