A/N- Someone Please Review.

Disclaimer: Characters-J.K. Rowling's and the song is Shakira's. It's called Objection.

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It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
But all the damage she's caused is unfixable

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Seamus and Lavender had been going out ever since the Yule Ball. But lately she had noticed that
he was acting strange. So one day, when he hadn't shown up for their 'study date', she went to his
room to see what was up. That's when she saw him kissing her best friend, Parvati Patil! They saw
her and Seamus lept to his feet but before her could say anything she was out the door. She walked
out of the common room thinking of ways to get revenge on both of them.

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Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
But when it comes to me you don't care
If I'm alive or dead, so

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She DID forgive him the next day, and forgot about revenge. But then a few days later he called her
Parvati. THAT was the last straw. She had to get revenge.

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Objection
I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
Love is for free and
I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother


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"Hey Lavender, whatsup?" Dean asked.

She told him all about what he had done.

"Well, get revenge." he said.

"I dunno how though..."

"It's easy. Just beat him at his own game."

"How?"

Dean started to whisper in her ear the plan.

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Objection
I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way
I've got to get away

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The next day, Lavender was sitting in the common room, as planned. Seamus came in and sat down
next to her apologizing when Dean sat down on the other side of her and started kissing her.
That made Seamus mad. But something made Lavender feel bad. So she went over to Seamus and apologized.
He accepted. They were a couple again. But Seamus couldn't seem to control himself...

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Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal
That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible

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She caught them again. But this time she went balistic.

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But you've got to know small things also count
Better put your feet on the ground
And see what it's about, so

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She went up to Seamus and punched him. Then she turned around and started to fight Parvati.

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Objection
I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
Love is for free and
I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection
The angles of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way
I've got to get away

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The fight went on for about 15 minutes. Then McGonagall came in and broke it up, giving them
both detention.

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I wish there was a chance for
You and me
I wish you could find our
Place to be
Away from here

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She yelled at Seamus the next day and broke up with him in front of everyone. When she was done
everyone watching cheered.

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This is pathetic
And sardonic
And sadistic
And psychotic
Tango is not for fun
Was never meant to be
But you can try it
Rehearse it
Or train like a horse
But don't you count on me
Don't you count on me boy

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She went up to Dean, the person she should've been with all along and kissed him, making Seamus wish
he hadn't cheated on her. But oh well, cuz Lavender finally got someone who truly cared about her.

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Objection
I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
Love is for free and
I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection
I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way
I've got to get away

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A/N Sorry that was bad. I tried.