OooOOOOooo!!!!!!! More reviews!!! YAY!!! ^_^ Okies, HollowGoo, I'm updating now….^_^ vsd2oc, yip, 'cept Viddy got one at the very end so now VIDEL IS IN THE LEAD!!! ^^ Yeah…I had to give Erasa AT LEAST ONE!!! I had to be fair…ehehhe…as fair as possible in this fic at least…^_^ Glad you adore it so! ^_~ Sure Kitty-Chan, might as well! ^^ Yip…not like it's hard to notice, he's just too busy…lol….that's…just wrong…GOKU IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE BRA'S GRANDFATHER! *shudders in disgust* Yes, soon Tessa-chan! Sorry for all the long waits, updating long chapters is no day in the park…lol…Glad ya love it bcat! Thanks A-man! HEY! That doesn't encourage me…*sniff*…Probably not J-chan…bleeding mouths usually aren't normal…*eyes water* BUT WOULDN'T YOU ALL BE SAD IF I DIED?! Yeah…they MIGHT miss me…*glares at older brother Cameron* anyway…Yes, I was looking for them too…since I couldn't find any, I decided to write one! ^_^ Tanks for reviewing Xena! Aw Goku's Daughter! ^_^ Lol…Does anyone ever read A/N's? DON'T WORRY PEEPS! It. Will. Be. A. G/V!!! Lol….^^ Okay, I'll check it out. Yes, I love Gohan too…*sniff*…Hehehehe….Of course because reading over homework any day, ne? I GOT OUT ON THE 23rd!!! OOOHHHHHHH YYYYEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Anyway…..I will tell ya! Don't worry! ^_~…on to the next reviewer…sorry, your name didn't show up so I'll fix it as soon as it fixes, kay? Why thank you!!! I'm glad you like it! I think they make a good couple too! I don't hate Lime, don't get me wrong, but there's gotta be a 'bad guy…ermmm….girl' in every fic, ne? Eehehe…^_^ I wondered that too…

Disclaimer- I don't own DBZ, OKAY?! Okay…that was easy…

J-chan: Yeah…well, you are probably boring the readers to death…get on with it.

Me: HEY! I could NEVER bore my readers, right readers? Well, onto Chapter 5…



Chapter 5



Everyone started laughing at Gohan, oh how the poor child was tortured!

"KAASAN!" Gohan said, Chichi had just teased him about grandkids again.

"Oh sweetie, you know with you growing up, I'm expecting grandkids soon! I mean, Goten will grow up soon enough and then I will be alllll alone…." Chichi said, whipping away a tear.

Gohan sweatdropped at his mom….some things will never change…

"But-" Gohan began.

"No buts about it!" Chichi said, in a now stern voice.

Gohan got really quiet and Chichi smiled triumphantly.

"So, who are these girls Gohan?" Chichi asked, fully interested in Gohan's life…unfortunately for him…

"Friends from school. They-" Gohan started before being interrupted once again.

"OH I'M GETTING GRANDCHILDREN!!!' Chichi said again.

"MOM!!! CUT IT OUT!!! I'm TRYING to explain…at least let me finish…" Gohan whimpered.

"Sorry sweetheart, what were you saying?" Chichi asked kindly. Everyone face-faulted…poor Gohan.

"Well, I ran into them on my way here. I invited Videl so Lime, Erasa and Sharpener wanted to come. So I invited them too!" Gohan said, scratching the back of his head timidly.

"HOW SWEET! Introduce them to me!!!" Chichi said excitedly.

"Yeah niichan!" Goten chirped happily.

"Um…okay. This is Videl," Gohan points to Videl. "Lime," points to Lime. "Erasa," points to Erasa. "and Sharpener…he got dragged along because I don't have the slightest clue! He's just kinda there…" Gohan said, stifling a laugh.

"I agree…" Sharpener mumbled. "I didn't WANNA come but they insisted…"

"Yeah we did…" Erasa said.

" Are you saying this isn't fun?" Krillin asked.

"Yeah!" Gohan said jokingly.

"Um, uh…" Sharpener stuttered.

"Sharpener scared? Wha'cha scared of?" Gohan laughing.

"Yeah. What's Mr. Macho-Man-I'm-Too-Cool-Too-Go-To-Book-Nerd's-Stupid- Little-Party-Because-I'm-An-Idiot-But-I-Was-Convinced-Because-I'm-Secretly- Scared-That-He-Will-Beat-Me-Up-Because-He's-Really-Better-Than-Me-And-I'm- Really-A-Weakling-And-Everyone-Doesn't-Like-Me-But-I-Wouldn't-Really-Say- This-Because-I-Don't-Yet-Know-The-Extent-Of-My-Idiocy-So-I'll-Just-Act-Like- I-Fit-In-But-I-Don't-Because-I-Will-Never-Be-As-Cool-As-Gohan-But-My-Name- Is-Getting-too-Long-So-I'll-Shuttup-Like-The-Stupid-Idiot-I-Am got to be scared of?" Videl said all in one breath.

"Whoa…Gohan sure is loved TODAY!" Krillin muttered.

"Ehehhe…" Gohan said, blushing.

"No kidding…" Yamcha said laughing. Tien laughed too and Chichi got starry-eyed

"Grandchildren…" Chichi mumbled under her breath.

"Yep, you drugged them…" Sharpener mumbled.

"I did not!" Gohan protested.

"Did too!" Sharpener stated calmly.

As Gohan was about to say it again, Lime jumped in, "What's your problem? Just cuz we like Gohan MORE doesn't mean he drugged us!"

"Yeah!" Gohan agreed.

"Maybe you were drugged too Gohan…you've been acting weird lately…" Sharpener noted.

"NO I HAVE NOT BEEN DRUGGED!!! NO ONE HAS BEEN DRUGGED, OKAY?!" Gohan yelled.

"……….." was everyone's reaction.

"Oh YEAH?! I could beat you any day!" Sharpener said confidently.

"Oh yeah?" Gohan challenged.

"YEAH!" Sharpener continued.

"I don't…." Gohan said with a laugh.

Sharpener was fuming. HOW DARE HE?!

"Hey, a thought jus hit me." Gohan said with a smirk.

"There's still someone you have yet to meet." Everyone looked confused. Bulma walked into the room to hear.

"Who?" Sharpener asked.

In walked Vegeta…

"Kaka-brat! What's with all the racket?" Vegeta demanded.

"Lookie, lookie! It's Mr. Prince of 3 people! Hi Vegeta." Gohan said with mock enthusiasm.

"I think he could help the situation…" Gohan muttered. "You have yet to meet the Almighty-Cocky-One…" Gohan said laughing.

Everyone either sweatdropped or got really nervous.

"Gohan…isn't that cruel?" Tien asked.

"Nah…if he thinks he so strong, we can test him on Veggie-san, we can just tell him to let Sharpener live…but he can have fun…" Gohan said, smirking.

"Hey, Vegeta…" Gohan started.

"GOHAN! Be nice! We don't wanna have to pay life insurance on anyone!" Bulma said.

"Aww…." Gohan sighed.

"Gosh…now behave….who all is left Gohan?" Bulma asked.

"Uh…depends, Piccolo still isn't here…Dende couldn't come…or Mr. Popo…they had a Chess game to make-up…but I can go get Piccolo…he just doesn't have a phone or anything…being that he's always meditating…" Gohan said.

"I don't want the giant not-so-jolly green giant here! He's a bad example!" Chichi declared.

"But mom…" Gohan pleaded.

Chichi didn't look to change her mind but Bulma answered for her, "Sure Gohan." Chichi scowled but didn't say anything.

"Thanks Bulma!" Gohan said.

Puar came in from the car. Ox-King came in after a few minutes.

"Hi Puar! Hi Grandpa!" Gohan greeted.

"Hi Gohan!" They said.

"Hey, mom, can I go get Piccolo? PUH-LEEEAAASE?!" Gohan pleaded with the puppy-dog eyes.

"No…he has to come on his own." Chichi declared.

"But he doesn't have a phone so I couldn't tell him it was here! C'mon! Please?" Gohan asked.

"C'mon, Chi, let'm." Bulma said.

"But Piccolo is a bad example for Gohan and Goten." Chichi said.

"No he's not…" Bulma said, rolling her eyes.

Chichi sighed but agreed.

"I guess Gohan…but hurry back, okay?" Chichi said sadly.

"Okay!" Gohan said.

Gohan flew out the window and headed to a waterfall somewhere far-away. He landed by a grassy area by a waterfall flowing down a Piccolo meditating under it.

"PICCOLO-SENSEI!!!!!!!" Gohan shouted.

Piccolo gruffly snorted. "What Gohan?"

"Remember that reunion?" Gohan asked.

"Yes…why?" Piccolo asked, never opening his eyes.

"Wanna come? It's at Capsule Corp. PUH-LEASE?!" Gohan begged.

"Hmph…why…what's in it for me?" asked the green Namek.

"Umm….I uhh…..just come!!!" Gohan said as he grabbed Piccolo and dragged him to CC.

"BACK!" Gohan said as he threw open the door and walked in. Piccolo snorted, sat down somewhere and started meditating.

"Hi Piccolo." Krillin and Yamcha said.

No response.

"Gee, what's wrong with him?" Krillin asked.

"Umm….he's just being a spoiled sport…" Gohan muttered.

"Well, now that everyone is here, we can start!" Bulma declared enthusiastically.

"Joy..." Gohan said, staring off into space.

"Hmph…so can I destroy anything or kill anyone or is being in here totally useless?" Vegeta asked, becoming agitated.

"You being in here is totally useless….Bulma says you can't hurt Sharpener…bummer huh?" Gohan said, his eyes never leaving that little spot on the wall.

"Yes….maybe there's hope for you yet Kaka-brat…" Vegeta said smirking. Kakarot's brat had just mentioned killing as if he wouldn't mind the death of someone….maybe corruption could take place here.

'Mental note to self, corrupt Kako-brat ASAP' Vegeta thought.

"Sooo…lunch is served!" Bulma declared.

But by the time she got to the word "lunch", all Saiyans present, including Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks and Goten, had their plates and had begun eating….

"…O.O………….." was everyone's reaction to this.

"Gohan? Don't you need to breathe somewhere in there?" Sharpener asked.

"Whaf aw oo tawkwin awbwout? Aw'm bweathin! Aw juf nif ta bweaf fwew mah nofe." Gohan said with his mouth full.

"Come again?" Sharpener said confused.

"GOHAN! Don' talk with your mouth full!" Chichi said as she hit the poor Demi-Saiyan with The Frying Pan™.

"OWIE! That hurt kaasan!" Gohan complained.

"That's the idea…now tell him WITHOUT FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH, the answer to his question.

"Awww….oooookay…" Gohan mumbled, knowing he would have to wait more precious seconds not eating.

Chichi looked proud.

"I said, 'What are you talking about? I'm breathing! I just need to breath through my nose.'" Gohan answered simply before diving back into his lunch.

Everyone rolled their eyes at him.

Sharpener said, "Oh….right…"

This continued for awhile…they ate…of course, the Saiyans were done with the entire meal. They went for other's food but not without being viciously attacked with The Frying Pan™.

Gohan was careful not to take anyone else's food, he didn't want to be hit twice within 5 minutes! Besides, he had taken some of Vegeta, Goten and Trunks' food without them noticing…

About 30 minutes later, everyone was finished.

"Sooo…what are we gonna do?" Videl asked.

"I get first dibs on Kako-brat #1…" Vegeta said.

Gohan rolled his eyes while looks of confusion struck across Lime, Videl, Erasa and Sharpener's face.

"Huh?" Erasa asked.

"But DDAAADD!!! You got to fight him first LAST TIME!" Trunks complained.

"Silence brat! That's because I'm stronger than you two brats! Besides, you torture him enough anyway, this is the only time the onna will let me fight him without a whack of The Frying Pan™." Vegeta said sternly.

"Aww…" Turnks and Goten mumbled.

"Kako-brat #1, cummere! Yu will fight me now!" Vegeta declared.

Gohan rolled his eyes again. "Why? You know you'll lose…" Gohan said, smirking.

"WHY YOU LITTLE! Back up those cocky words of yours spawn of Kakorat!" Vegeta retorted.

"Gohan! Bulma's husband is said to be the most feared man in the world!" Sharpener said in a scared voice.

"Hm? Vegeta? Scary? Nah…he's just mad because he's only the prince of a total of 3 people…" Gohan said smirking.

"BRAT!!! THAT ISN'T FUNNY!!! I'm your prince! Bow down before me!" Vegeta said.

"Ummm……no…" Gohan said, he loved being evil.

"I'm the PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!! HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!!!" Vegeta shouted.

"What's HE on?" Lime whispered in Gohan's ear.

"Ego…that's all…" Gohan said back.

"I HEARD THAT BRAT!!! Now let's get this started!" Vegeta said again.

"Vegeta! Be nice! No fighting around us, you might hurt someone!" Bulma said.

"Okay…Kako-brat, GR?" Vegeta suggested.

"Sorry, can't leave my guests…oh darnit…sorry Vegeta." Gohan said, enjoying every minute.

"BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME!!!" Vegeta screamed.

"Yes, I know…maybe tomorrow Vegeta…I have guests to attend to." Gohan said as he walked back over to Lime, Videl, Sharpener and Erasa.

Just as Vegeta was about to say something, Gohan started taking with his friends.

"So, having fun yet?" Gohan asked.

"And you go through this on a NORMAL BASIS?" Erasa asked…rather loudly.

Everyone snickered at her….few will ever know the REAL Son Gohan…and these lucky few got to…

Gohan laughed. "Yep…with most of them, EVERYDAY! Vegeta always wants a fight and kaasan always gets mad when I talk with food in my mouth…" Gohan said happily.

"Yeah, lucky him huh?" Krillin said, hanging his arm on Gohan's shoulders and laughing.

"Yeah, lucky me…" Gohan said.

"So, how ya been Gohan?" Krillin asked. "Sure I already asked but oh well."

"Oh, just wonderful." Gohan laughed. "Yamcha's my P.E. coach, joy huh?" Gohan said.

Upon hearing his name, Yamcha wandered over to where the teens and Krillin were.

"What are you saying about me?" Yamcha asked.

"Oh, nothing really. Just that you are the most stupid idiot in the world…nothing much." Gohan joked.

"HEY!" Yamcha said.

"It's a joke, bud! Can't believe ya fell for it…Ehehehe…you'd think after being around Gohan for so long, all his life for that matter, that you would know if he says it, he doesn't mean it!" Krillin said, laughing his head off.

"That's not funny!" he said as he stalked off from a laughing Gohan and Krillin.

"Hey bro, I'll go tell him you were just saying he's your coach, okay?" Krillin suggested, still laughing.

"Sure, thanks." Gohan said, calming himself down.

Krillin walked off and explained to Yamcha. Yamcha nodded and laughed as well. They went off to talk with the other adults.

"How can you joke with THEM like that? I don't think I'll EVER understand." Videl muttered.

"They're family basically so I get rights to such things." Gohan said.

They nodded numbly. They would never understand him.

"This is really fun Gohan!" Videl said. She was having fun.

"Well that's good to know." Gohan flashed his gorgeous smile. Of course, all the girl's hearts melted and Sharpener snorted.

---Over By The Adults---

"Oh, look! Gohan got some girlfriends!" Krillin said.

"I know! I'm going to have grandchildren!" Chichi said excitingly for the billionth time that afternoon.

"Let's plan a wedding!" Bulma mentioned.

"Yeah! But which one is he going to marry?" Chichi asked.

"Good question…" Bulma said.

"WHO CARES!!! Let's get planning!" the two women said in unison as they sat down at a table and started planning.

A few…okay, A LOT of hours passed…it's now umm…..9:00 pm!!! YEAH! 9:00 pm….

---By The Teens---

"Well, it might end soon so wanna go say goodbye?" Gohan suggested.

"Sure." The three said.

"Okay." They walked over to the adults.

"Is it already over?" Gohan asked sadly.

"I'm afraid so…" Tien said.

"We don't get together HARDLY enough….we need to do this more often!" Krillin said. The whole time #18 (Japanese to long to remember or type) was quiet and held Marron in her lap.

"Well, I'll walk'm home. Kaasan, I'm gonna take my friends home, then'll I'll head on home, okay?" Gohan asked Chichi over her plans.

"Sure sweetie…" she said absentmindedly as she immediately continued her plans with Bulma.

"Okay, Bye!" Gohan said as the left.

"Bye Gohan!" everyone said as they left.

The five teens were walking down the street.

"Here's my house! By guys, see ya on Monday!" Erasa said as she walked into the house.

"See ya later Erasa!" the other four said as she disappeared into her house.

They continued walking and came to Sharpener's House.

"Bye guys!" Sharpener said as he walked up to his door.

"Bye Sharpener!" the remaining three said.

"Bye Gohan! I'm gonna leave for home from here! See ya later!" Lime said flirtilly as she winked at him and ran of to her mountain village.

"Bye." Gohan said.

Videl snorted. Gohan noticed however.

"What's wrong Videl?" Gohan asked, his innocence shining through.

"Nothing Gohan…she's just bugs me…" Videl muttered.

"Why have you girls been acting like this?" Gohan asked.

'Should I tell him? No…then he would think I'm some blood-thirsty slut…Erasa too…I don't care about Lime…' Videl thought.

"Nothing." Videl said quietly.

They arrived at Satan Mansion and walked up to the porch.

"Well…bye Gohan." She said.

"Bye Videl." Gohan said warmly.

Videl stood up a little taller and did the one thing that caught Gohan by surprise, she kissed him.

---Over In The Bushes---

'WHAT?! She…she kissed MY GOHAN?!' Lime thought angrily.

She looked as Videl parted the kiss and looked at Gohan.

'She will pay…Monday, I will make my move…'

---Back Over With Gohan and Videl---

"Sorry…" Videl muttered.

Gohan smiled at her and tilted her head up. "No prob."

He bent down and lightly brushed his lips on hers. He stood up, waved, and headed home.

Videl touched her lips and dreamily walked into her house.

Gohan took off flying once he was out of the city.

'Why did I do that? Stupid, stupid, STUPID! Oh well…at least it was nice…' Gohan thought as he flew home.

He got home at about 10:00 pm and got dressed for bed. He then turned off the light and crawled into bed.

'What a long day…' He thought as he drifted off into sleep.



Yet another long chapter…^_^ well, review, review, REVIEW!!! Yes, anyway, I had some better ideas but before I could type them, I had to do laundry and due to my short-mind-span, I forgot these wonderful ideas….bummer huh? Well, I hope you enjoyed it! Have a nice day! ^_~