Ratings: still PG-13 to PG-15 unless you don't like gore then forget you ha
ha ha!!! also this is an AU and a crossover between the Tales from the
Crypt movie and Gundam Wing so yeah let's let the good times roll. *grins*
umm... don't know about lime or anything sexual as of yet *shrugs* I just
write what the voices in my head tell me to write. hehehe oh and sometime
later on there will be Beatle's music!!! BWA HA HA HA!!! What? I just got
the Magical Mystery Tour CD and I was listening to one of the songs and I
thought it would be funny to scare people!!!
Parings: umm... none really well nothing significant people just die that's all *shrugs*
Comments: Oh boy!!! Here we go again!!! LOL Well I got some great feedback which I'm proud of so I've decided to bore you guys with more senseless drabble then you can shake a stick at!!! BWA HA HA HA!!! But anyway I guess I better get on with it before you leave!!! Enjoy!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, Tales from the Crypt, nor the song I Am the Walrus. The big corperations own GW and TFTC and I Am the Walrus is owned by the Beatles... dammit... SO DON'T SUE ME!!! All you'll get is a giant joint from the movie History of the World Part 1 (for those of you who have seen it you know what I'm talking about *grins evilly*) and a copy of the song Strawberry Fields Forever!!! ~JadeDragon
Tales from the Crypt
Tonight the Crypt Keeper, Jade Dragon, is reclined back into a vibrating chair, her body jumping every which way. "Oh! That feels SO good!" All of the sudden the chair breaks down. "Damn it! JOSH!"
The henchman named Josh walks over cautiously, eyeing his boss uneasily. "You bellowed?"
You can hear Joe laughing in the background as The Crypt Keeper glares at Josh. "What did I tell you about this chair?"
"But I wasn't playing in it! It was Joe! I saw him playing with the gadgets!"
Now it's Joe's turn to glare. "Traitor!"
"Damn it! Now I don't have a chair and we have guests! Now what will I do for entertainment?" Suddenly a smirk forms on her face as she turns the evil gaze on Joe.
Joe's glare turns into an expression of fear. "Jade... What is going through that brain of yours?"
Lips smirk wider than before as slate eyes glitter in devilish delight as she uses her unnatural powers to conjure up an unnatural force from deep within. A song in his heart and that song was "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!" Joe attempts to cover his mouth as Josh rolls all over the floor laughing to the point of choking himself.
The musical number continued, "Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy you let yor face grow long." Finally the Crypt Keeper decided to begin even with Joe singing and Josh laughing.
"Evening guys and ghouls! Sorry for the delay but we have been having some technical problems." She grumbles under her breath, "Like the fact that my henchmen are overpayed, overly horny teenagers." Quickly she clears her throat, smiling quickly. "Well kiddies tonight's tale is one that entails lust..."
Suddenly Joe pops in with another verse, "Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down!" The Crypt Keeper sweatdrops.
"That's not what I meant. But to continue," she composes herself before going on, "Tonight's tale has appropriately been titled 'Reflection of Horror'."
Joe now scream sings and Josh has decided to join in on the chorus, "I AM THE EGGMAN THEY ARE THE EGGMEN I AM THE WALRUS!!! GOOGOOGOOJOOB!!!" The picture fades to black as you see JadeDragon collapse backward in her broken chair and mutter, "I think I should have taken McDonald's offer when they wanted to hire me."
"Reflection of Horror"
Zechs Marquis kissed his children good night for the last time. He then went down the stairs of his home one last time, knowing that he would never return. When he walked into the kitchen his wife Lucrezia or preferably known as Noin smiles and slips her arms around her loving husband's neck, not knowing that he would never return.
"Don't be gone too long dear. I hope this tie-up at the office doesn't take forever."
Zechs smiled back almost sadly before he kissed his wife softly on her lips. "It will be as though I never left. I promise. I love you."
Noin sighed into his chest. "I love you too."
With that Zechs quickly headed out of the door before hopping into his car and driving away, leaving behind his wife and children to fend themselves for he had another agenda. Over at an apartment across town a secret lover awaited his arrival.
An impatient Sally Po was waiting at the front of her complex, suitcases packed and ready to leave her life behind.
"It's about time you got here. I was beginning to think you wouldn't show," she said in a low voice as she smirked and grabbed Zechs, kissing him roughly.
After he pulled away Zechs stroked her cheek, his crystal eyes sparkling. "You know I wouldn't have missed out redezvous for the world. Come on let's get out of here."
An hour later finds them driving through the countryside. Sally had taken the wheel while Zechs began to doze off. Suddenly a loud blaring horn could be heard as a truck on the wrong side plowed into the cars, sending the two lovers flying off the road and into a tree. A moment later Zechs began to move, his body aching. Dazed he stood, trying to piece together what happened when he remembered Sally.
"Sally? SALLY! WHERE ARE YOU?" In vain, he searched the rubble for his lost love. Finally giving up hope he trudged along side the highway when he saw a car approach. He tried to flag them down. They stopped.
"Dude what are you doing out here? It's late," said one voice belonging to Josh.
But as Josh spoke to the man Joe shouted, "Holy shit! What the Hell happened to you?!"
Josh finally gazed at the man, his eyes widened and as screamed to Joe, "HIT THE GAS! DRIVE MAN DRIVE!" Tires squealed as the car sped off into the night.
In dismay Zechs cried, "WAIT! What has happened to me?"
Continuing on what seemed like an endless road he finally reached his home, not realizing he may not be welcome there anymore.
Knocking he waited at the door for his wife, wanting an explanation as to what has happened to him. Noin opens the door as her throat utters the most bloodcurtling scream before slamming the door and running to her new husband.
Zechs watched this helplessly as he witnessed his wife with another man. "Now who can I turn to?" Then it dawned on him: Sally, he had not seen her in the wreckage so she might be able to tell him what has happened.
Once at the apartment complex he silently crept into the building and found her room. He then knocked and waited for what seemed an eternity. The door finally opened to reveal Sally, who did not focus her eyes on him.
"Hello? Who is it?"
"Sally! Oh God Sally! What has happened please!"
"I don't know who you are. I'm sorry."
"Please! It's me Sally! Zechs. Zechs Marquis!"
"Is this some kind of joke?"
"Sally! Please just tell me about the accident! What happened?!"
A deep sigh could be heard as she moved away from the door frame, allowing him to enter and then closing the door. Feeling her way she finally found the couch and sat.
Taking a deep breath she told him what happened. "The night of the accident I lost my sight forever that is why I move about the way I do," she paused then continued, "You say you are Zechs?"
"Yes Sally yes!"
Sally shook her head, ginger colored hair twists flying about. "That's impossible. Zechs Marquis died in that accident two years ago."
"It can't be..." Maddened and in disbelief he looks down at the mirrored coffee table in front of him and saw his reflection. It was that of a half rotted corpse. His once beautiful face and unmarred complexion was bent, broken, and gray in color. Once glossy waist length platinum blond locks had since fallen out of the corpse's skull through death. As the corpse gazed at himself he screamed.
Suddenly Zechs awoke from his nightmare, his body shaking and his palms were wet with sweat. Sally was still at the wheel and he was not dead. As Zechs began to relax a truck blared its horn-arousing him too late-and drove the car off the road into a tree in a nearby ditch.
The End
The screen comes back with the Crypt Keeper, reclining back in her broken chair but using Joe as a footrest. Joe was still singing I Am The Walrus and Josh was sprawled out on the Crypt Keeper's lap, as she pet his lengthy dark hair. "Well kiddies I hope you enjoyed tonight's second tale of ghastly horror. It would appear that Mr. Zechs Marquis never had a spirit of a chance with Sally." The Crypt Keeper threw her head back and laughed at her bad joke as both Josh and Joe rolled their eyes. "Don't you roll your eyes at me!" Joe and Josh both blink as Josh, the only one who can still say things that make sense, says, "Now how the Hell does she do THAT?!" JadeDragon then chose that moment to giggle and pet Josh. "Ahh it's a gift. A woman thing." Suddenly Miss Crypt Keeper clears her throat and speaks to her audience. "Our next bone-chilling masterpiece shall be entitled Poetic Justice. So if you like terrifing riddles then stick around for tomorrow's episode. You might acutally enjoy it! Come on have a... heart..." With that she cackles evilly as another bad joke flies over everyone's head and Joe scream sings, "SEMOLINA PILCHARD CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER! ELEMENTARY PENGUIN SINGING HARE KRISHNA MAN YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM KICKING EDGAR ALLEN POE!" At this Josh joins in with Joe once again, "I AM THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, I AM THE WALRUS GOOGOOGOOJOOB!" The screen fades to black as you see JadeDragon chasing after both of them with a plunger, Joe still singing and Josh coming in at every chorus. "MOVE IT JOE!" "I AM THE WALRUS!" "AND YOU'RE BOTH DEAD MEN WALKING!" Ahh the serenity of night...
Fine
Parings: umm... none really well nothing significant people just die that's all *shrugs*
Comments: Oh boy!!! Here we go again!!! LOL Well I got some great feedback which I'm proud of so I've decided to bore you guys with more senseless drabble then you can shake a stick at!!! BWA HA HA HA!!! But anyway I guess I better get on with it before you leave!!! Enjoy!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, Tales from the Crypt, nor the song I Am the Walrus. The big corperations own GW and TFTC and I Am the Walrus is owned by the Beatles... dammit... SO DON'T SUE ME!!! All you'll get is a giant joint from the movie History of the World Part 1 (for those of you who have seen it you know what I'm talking about *grins evilly*) and a copy of the song Strawberry Fields Forever!!! ~JadeDragon
Tales from the Crypt
Tonight the Crypt Keeper, Jade Dragon, is reclined back into a vibrating chair, her body jumping every which way. "Oh! That feels SO good!" All of the sudden the chair breaks down. "Damn it! JOSH!"
The henchman named Josh walks over cautiously, eyeing his boss uneasily. "You bellowed?"
You can hear Joe laughing in the background as The Crypt Keeper glares at Josh. "What did I tell you about this chair?"
"But I wasn't playing in it! It was Joe! I saw him playing with the gadgets!"
Now it's Joe's turn to glare. "Traitor!"
"Damn it! Now I don't have a chair and we have guests! Now what will I do for entertainment?" Suddenly a smirk forms on her face as she turns the evil gaze on Joe.
Joe's glare turns into an expression of fear. "Jade... What is going through that brain of yours?"
Lips smirk wider than before as slate eyes glitter in devilish delight as she uses her unnatural powers to conjure up an unnatural force from deep within. A song in his heart and that song was "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!" Joe attempts to cover his mouth as Josh rolls all over the floor laughing to the point of choking himself.
The musical number continued, "Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy you let yor face grow long." Finally the Crypt Keeper decided to begin even with Joe singing and Josh laughing.
"Evening guys and ghouls! Sorry for the delay but we have been having some technical problems." She grumbles under her breath, "Like the fact that my henchmen are overpayed, overly horny teenagers." Quickly she clears her throat, smiling quickly. "Well kiddies tonight's tale is one that entails lust..."
Suddenly Joe pops in with another verse, "Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down!" The Crypt Keeper sweatdrops.
"That's not what I meant. But to continue," she composes herself before going on, "Tonight's tale has appropriately been titled 'Reflection of Horror'."
Joe now scream sings and Josh has decided to join in on the chorus, "I AM THE EGGMAN THEY ARE THE EGGMEN I AM THE WALRUS!!! GOOGOOGOOJOOB!!!" The picture fades to black as you see JadeDragon collapse backward in her broken chair and mutter, "I think I should have taken McDonald's offer when they wanted to hire me."
"Reflection of Horror"
Zechs Marquis kissed his children good night for the last time. He then went down the stairs of his home one last time, knowing that he would never return. When he walked into the kitchen his wife Lucrezia or preferably known as Noin smiles and slips her arms around her loving husband's neck, not knowing that he would never return.
"Don't be gone too long dear. I hope this tie-up at the office doesn't take forever."
Zechs smiled back almost sadly before he kissed his wife softly on her lips. "It will be as though I never left. I promise. I love you."
Noin sighed into his chest. "I love you too."
With that Zechs quickly headed out of the door before hopping into his car and driving away, leaving behind his wife and children to fend themselves for he had another agenda. Over at an apartment across town a secret lover awaited his arrival.
An impatient Sally Po was waiting at the front of her complex, suitcases packed and ready to leave her life behind.
"It's about time you got here. I was beginning to think you wouldn't show," she said in a low voice as she smirked and grabbed Zechs, kissing him roughly.
After he pulled away Zechs stroked her cheek, his crystal eyes sparkling. "You know I wouldn't have missed out redezvous for the world. Come on let's get out of here."
An hour later finds them driving through the countryside. Sally had taken the wheel while Zechs began to doze off. Suddenly a loud blaring horn could be heard as a truck on the wrong side plowed into the cars, sending the two lovers flying off the road and into a tree. A moment later Zechs began to move, his body aching. Dazed he stood, trying to piece together what happened when he remembered Sally.
"Sally? SALLY! WHERE ARE YOU?" In vain, he searched the rubble for his lost love. Finally giving up hope he trudged along side the highway when he saw a car approach. He tried to flag them down. They stopped.
"Dude what are you doing out here? It's late," said one voice belonging to Josh.
But as Josh spoke to the man Joe shouted, "Holy shit! What the Hell happened to you?!"
Josh finally gazed at the man, his eyes widened and as screamed to Joe, "HIT THE GAS! DRIVE MAN DRIVE!" Tires squealed as the car sped off into the night.
In dismay Zechs cried, "WAIT! What has happened to me?"
Continuing on what seemed like an endless road he finally reached his home, not realizing he may not be welcome there anymore.
Knocking he waited at the door for his wife, wanting an explanation as to what has happened to him. Noin opens the door as her throat utters the most bloodcurtling scream before slamming the door and running to her new husband.
Zechs watched this helplessly as he witnessed his wife with another man. "Now who can I turn to?" Then it dawned on him: Sally, he had not seen her in the wreckage so she might be able to tell him what has happened.
Once at the apartment complex he silently crept into the building and found her room. He then knocked and waited for what seemed an eternity. The door finally opened to reveal Sally, who did not focus her eyes on him.
"Hello? Who is it?"
"Sally! Oh God Sally! What has happened please!"
"I don't know who you are. I'm sorry."
"Please! It's me Sally! Zechs. Zechs Marquis!"
"Is this some kind of joke?"
"Sally! Please just tell me about the accident! What happened?!"
A deep sigh could be heard as she moved away from the door frame, allowing him to enter and then closing the door. Feeling her way she finally found the couch and sat.
Taking a deep breath she told him what happened. "The night of the accident I lost my sight forever that is why I move about the way I do," she paused then continued, "You say you are Zechs?"
"Yes Sally yes!"
Sally shook her head, ginger colored hair twists flying about. "That's impossible. Zechs Marquis died in that accident two years ago."
"It can't be..." Maddened and in disbelief he looks down at the mirrored coffee table in front of him and saw his reflection. It was that of a half rotted corpse. His once beautiful face and unmarred complexion was bent, broken, and gray in color. Once glossy waist length platinum blond locks had since fallen out of the corpse's skull through death. As the corpse gazed at himself he screamed.
Suddenly Zechs awoke from his nightmare, his body shaking and his palms were wet with sweat. Sally was still at the wheel and he was not dead. As Zechs began to relax a truck blared its horn-arousing him too late-and drove the car off the road into a tree in a nearby ditch.
The End
The screen comes back with the Crypt Keeper, reclining back in her broken chair but using Joe as a footrest. Joe was still singing I Am The Walrus and Josh was sprawled out on the Crypt Keeper's lap, as she pet his lengthy dark hair. "Well kiddies I hope you enjoyed tonight's second tale of ghastly horror. It would appear that Mr. Zechs Marquis never had a spirit of a chance with Sally." The Crypt Keeper threw her head back and laughed at her bad joke as both Josh and Joe rolled their eyes. "Don't you roll your eyes at me!" Joe and Josh both blink as Josh, the only one who can still say things that make sense, says, "Now how the Hell does she do THAT?!" JadeDragon then chose that moment to giggle and pet Josh. "Ahh it's a gift. A woman thing." Suddenly Miss Crypt Keeper clears her throat and speaks to her audience. "Our next bone-chilling masterpiece shall be entitled Poetic Justice. So if you like terrifing riddles then stick around for tomorrow's episode. You might acutally enjoy it! Come on have a... heart..." With that she cackles evilly as another bad joke flies over everyone's head and Joe scream sings, "SEMOLINA PILCHARD CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER! ELEMENTARY PENGUIN SINGING HARE KRISHNA MAN YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM KICKING EDGAR ALLEN POE!" At this Josh joins in with Joe once again, "I AM THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, I AM THE WALRUS GOOGOOGOOJOOB!" The screen fades to black as you see JadeDragon chasing after both of them with a plunger, Joe still singing and Josh coming in at every chorus. "MOVE IT JOE!" "I AM THE WALRUS!" "AND YOU'RE BOTH DEAD MEN WALKING!" Ahh the serenity of night...
Fine
